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Funny Chase 366 by nickhalperin, literature
Literature
Funny Chase 366
In a street. Melmo: what a good day. She sees Gloria Ironbachs walkinh with a manga. Gloria: it’s mine now. She trips and falls. Gloria: ouch. Melmo catches the manga Melmo: oooh a manga. Its mine. (runs) Gloria: hey!!! Give it back!! She chases Melmo in Benny Hill style. The chase takes place in a street, a building, a rooftop, a comic store, a library, a pet store, a forest, a camp, a street and in a park Mort: oh yes. My new flower bot is ready. The chase destroys it. Mort: (screams) my flower bot! Oh Jesus why!! Later. Doug: my bike is magnificent. The chase destroys it. Doug: (screams) my bike!!! CURSE YOU DUMB WOMAN!!!! The chase continues. Melmo sees white paint, paints the left arrow and runs the right path. Gloria follow the left path and gets confronted by bulls. Gloria: uh oh. The bulls attack her. Later. Melmo: it’s a nice manga. Gloria appears. Gloria: you’re dead brat!! She charge and jumps at Melmo. Melmo: (sees a coin) oooh a coin. (bends
Funny Habits [Student!Levi x Student!Reader] [AU] by TheNobodyofaSOLDIER, literature
Literature
Funny Habits [Student!Levi x Student!Reader] [AU]
“Alright, [Name],” you thought to yourself. “You just looked at the clock. DON’T LOOK AGAIN FOR ANOTHER TEN MINUTES.”
Nervously, you wrapped the end of your pen at the edge of your notebook. The drone of the professor’s voice was putting you to sleep by the second. Frankly, your brain was too tired from studying to even try taking more notes.
“Don’t look at the clock. Don’t look at the clock.”
The words became a ritual anytime the urge so much as tickled the back of your brain. You had an important meeting afterwards, one you had been looking forward to all damn year;
your
Character Profile Outline by KittyFelone, literature
Literature
Character Profile Outline
Okay, before anybody starts to think this is some weird idea, let me explain.
For anyone who knows how to write (and I mean, REALLY knows how to write), you understand that a good story has everything written out on paper first. You know, stuff like Outlines, Plot Triangles, Character Profiles. This might be of a challenge to some of you and tie you down, but unless you are capable of keeping every piece of information in your mind, this is a good resource to fall back on. If you do not need this, then fine—you aren’t required to use it. According to Science Fiction Writers of America, do
Pet Shop - Cat TF by Moonstone168, literature
Literature
Pet Shop - Cat TF
Shirou P.O.V
Let me tell you, readers, there's some new pet shop or whatever. Cool, right? It even lets you pet baby animals, like kittens or puppies, and even wolf pups and fox kits, it has those! Ahem, anyways, ever since it opened, kids that are alone... are said to never leave... The kids with their parents were fine but... Even teens that would go in there alone never leave either! Yet, the police aren't sure what's going on. But I might at well check it out myself first. Maybe I could be the first 'kid' to leave while being alone! I just need to find out what's been going on in there...
I woke up one morning. I put on my school unifor
Half-Cat!England X Reader by Shadowfollowed, literature
Literature
Half-Cat!England X Reader
"Mommy we want cats!" your little sister (her name), pleaded to your mom in hopes she would get you both cats for Christmas.
"I don't know…" she mumbled and gazed down at both you and your sibling. Both of you used puppy eyes on her.
"Fine, but you two take care of them! I am not scooping any litter boxes! Got it?" she gave in. Both of you squealed and hugged her legs.
The three of you arrived at the animal shelter. You were led to the cat and kitten section. Your sister wandered over to the kittens and started cooing at them.
You, however, wanted a cat, not a kitten. You gazed at all the anxious felines in hopes one would catch your eye.
Be Careful what you wish for.... by ben243, literature
Literature
Be Careful what you wish for....
My name is Sam. I’m an average teenage boy, and live with my dad and my dog Lucky. At least I did until yesterday. That was the day my life changed forever. I came home from school to find my dad slumped down in the love seat crying. He looked up when I entered the room, and I could tell something was very wrong. I steeled myself for a moment and asked what was wrong. That’s when he told me. He had come home to find Lucky unresponsive on the floor. He rushed him to the vet, but try as they might, they couldn’t save him. Turns out it was cancer. The news hit me like a ton of bricks, and I collapsed to the floor right next to my father. Lucky had been around my whole life. Ever since I was born he had been there watching out for me. In a strange way, I considered him my brother. I didn’t have any other family but my dad. Lucky and I had been inseparable. We did everything together. Now it felt as though a giant whole had been ripped open in my heart. I don’t remember much else
Love Me [Levi x Reader x Neko!Levi] [AU] by TheNobodyofaSOLDIER, literature
Literature
Love Me [Levi x Reader x Neko!Levi] [AU]
“Cat, get the fucking hell off the table.”
Pale eyes darted over at Levi as the ebony feline rebelliously sunk himself into the glass.
“Cat, get off there! I just washed that!”
Lifting his rear in the air, Rivaille’s little body trembled, retaining every bit of energy he possessed for the attack. His master took a step back.
“Don’t you fucking dare,” he growled.
But, when did he ever heed his master’s word?
Silently and faster than lightning, the cat lunged at him. His teeth dug into his thigh, and his claws pierces through his clothes into the tender skin. With a how, Levi’s h
