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Assassin's Chat Part 22: RIBS!11:43 AM- EagleOfCrusadez has logged in.

EagleOfCrusadez: Great, the world's falling apart and all everyone cares about is the BBQ that I knew nothing about.

11:52 AM- AltairSux has logged in.

AltairSux: ALTAIR! I'm so glad you agreed to this!

EagleOfCrusadez: I agreed to nothing. It was just too late for me to stop this. I KNOW YOUR HANDWRITING, so don't play innocent with me.

AltairSux: I'm just helping my creed with good deeds you would NEVER approve of.

EagleOfCrusadez: Because I hate ribs... And last I checked, you do too!

AltairSux: What are you talking about? I love ribs!

EagleOfCrusadez: No, you hate ribs; you even told me, toAssassin's Chat Part 22: RIBS!5 hours ago in Comedy

Cleverboy is annorying meUser: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Bob. Bob Hank.

Cleverbot: That is a nice name.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Is she pretty?

User: 0-0 idunno.

Cleverbot: Perfect is when you know that you don't know. You know?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is akinator clever than you?

User: Who the heck is he?

Cleverbot: The main character of the Space Quest series.

User: Okay then..

Cleverbot: Alright, now since you are self-aware and have independent thought, you now have the knowledge that you are linked to the internet, which is linked to the world's satellites.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Soo... Split persoCleverboy is annorying me8 hours ago in Comedy

Riley and Sheen: First Date Disaster ~Oh the weather outside is frightful~
~But the fire is so delightful~
And since Sirius Flare has a crippling weakness to water, he has to stay inside while it comes aflood outside mount justice. The winds tore so vigorously and the onslaught of fat clusters of H2O could barely be heard through the thick sheets of steel and rock that encased the training grounds of many new heroes. If it had just been those subtle noises that revealed the presence of a rain storm, then Sheen would have been in for a shock. But no, it wasn't just that. Sheen had been here since yesterday. He had come in early yesterday morning to hook-up one of his gaming sysRiley and Sheen: First Date Disaster22 hours ago in Comedy

Shershut Hilves and WattageGC: H3LLO TH3R3 T4VROS

AT: oH, hEY tEREZI

GC: HOW 4R3 YOU SQU1RT

AT: }:D

AT: oH, aH

AT: bETTER, aCTUALLY

AT: eVEN THOUGH, i'M DEAD

AT: iT'S, bETTER THAN i THOUGHT,,

GC: GOOD GOOD,1S SP1D3R WOM4N 4W4Y FROM YOU?

AT: oH,,

AT: uH, nOT EXACTLY

AT: i MEAN, sHE'S SORT OF CAPTAIN

GC: 1 S33 W3LL T4VROS NOW 1 H4V3 4 QU3ST1ON.HOW 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG TO M3 1F YOU'R3 D34D?

AT: oH

AT: wELL,,

AT: iSN'T THAT A MYSTERY FOR, tHE AGES,,

GC: OOOHHH.D3T3CT1V3 WORK!

AT: i'M NOT SURE,

AT: wHERE YOU CAN EVEN START WITH THAT,,

AT: tHEN AGAIN, i'M NOT A DETECTIVE

GC: H3NC3 WH3R3 YOUR WORK 3NDS 4ND M1N3 B3G1NS

AT: i'M MORE OF THE GUY THAT FOLLOWS AROUNShershut Hilves and Wattage22 hours ago in Comedy

Sibling rivalry: part 2 "Oh Jake I'm so sorry I didn't mean for any of this to happen I had no idea that she'd followed me all the way here please forgive" said Zoë as she held Jake's limp body close to her, as they crouched under a bridge still hiding from Jin the girl who had caused all of this sorrow. "How is he?" asked Alice as she walked under the bridge with knife still in her hand, she wasn't about to let that girl get her other friends not without a fight at least. "He's bad Alice I think he's...." Zoë began but suddenly trailed off as tears ran down her cheeks. "No no he can't....die" Alice said as she closed her eyes and turned away from them and remembered how all this came to be.
(Earlier that day) "So who's at the door Jake?" Zoë asked from the couch where she was seated with the other girls. "I dunno Zoe Zoe she says she's here to see you but I don't who she could...AAAGH" Jake began but before he could finish a look of intensSibling rivalry: part 21 day ago in Comedy

SHWWD 13Me: Anybody gonna go see if he broke his spine?
nameless: Nah, he'll be fine.
Squeek: KITTY! *Runs down the stairs*
Me: Welp. I'm gonna go sleep now, I think spending too much time around you freaks is hurting my sanity.
Nameless: you say that as if you're the sane one.
Asora: Wait a minute, did you two just speak to eachother?
Me: Oh fuck, somebody delete that conversation!
~Cherry: Peace, motherfuckers. I needed to put in filler that wasn't the forth wall somewhere. Back to shipping~
Darren: ALRIGHT, WHO BROKE THE FOURTH WALL THIS TIME?
Me: Who do you think? Maybe the bitch that writes this? The non-blonde one?
~Squeek: I'm not blonde in real life! *Pouts*
~Cherry: Go bleach your hair.
~Squeek: It won't work.
~Cherry: I'll fucking make it work. I swear on my love for ImmortalFox.
Me: ADVANCING THE PLOT NOW. *Walks upstairs* I'm tired as fuck.
Darren: Because you know, I know stuff about the shit you keep in your lab.
Nameless: You look better as a chick anyways...*Gets closer tSHWWD 131 day ago in Comedy

Tiny TooN Adventures: Da Movie Tiny TooN Adventures:
Da Movie Sneak Peak #1
In da heart of Acme Acres all was normal… normal for Acme Acres. But in Wackyland things weren’t right…
“Gogo! What’s happening?!” Sphinx Cried She was fading, ya could kinda see right through her… “…dis can’t be gooood” Gogo cried.

Stay tooned every week for more sneak peeks... on RoderickRatTTAFan or both Perfecto Prep groups, and The othertoons group for each week!Tiny TooN Adventures: Da Movie1 day ago in Comedy

.:SoC Short:. A Smoke Downwind The sun was bright and the weather was grand during todays his weekly sprint, he ran across the white sands of his home, and made it into the grassy lands that were covered with palm trees. Wind in his hair and clearing his mind. A run that felt so good as to think of nothing but running, how his feet pressed on the ground, how the winds caressed his body and how the wind felt in his hair. In the breeze that kept him calm, he sniffed the area he was in. Soon the slid into a halt. What was this smoky odor? His ears bobbed as he scanned the area. He was in the ruins of Eruil, once a great temple. Now a pile of rubble. His scaled feet felt the.:SoC Short:. A Smoke Downwind1 day ago in Comedy

Genius DoctorI imagine the most genius doctor would do something like this...

Patient: HELP HELP *cough* *gag*

Doctor: Don't you die, there... that would... that would not be good... for your circulatory system...

Patient: WOW I'm feeling better already!

*rainbows*Genius Doctor2 days ago in Comedy

Dynamic Dork Daily #2 - Game and DorkDynamic Dork Daily #2
By MoonLiteMagic45

Location: Taylor residence, Dork Fort
Scenario: It’s Game Night for the Dynamic Dorks, and it’s Blaze’s turn to host. They play Fruit Ninja until they come up with an idea of their own…

cue Blaze in the Dork Fort hooking up the Xbox 360; a few minutes later, his friends arrive

Blaze: Great to see you, mates! Now, who’s ready for Game Night?
(All the guys cheer)
Atti: The girls have their night out, and we have a night in! Aw, yeah! ;)
Blaze: So, what do you want to play first?
Marco: I’m thinking –
Sunny: FRUIT NINJA!! :psychotic:
Marco: I was going to sDynamic Dork Daily #2 - Game and Dork2 days ago in Comedy

Moleman9000's ERBS #3: Sally Acorn vs. Mega Man

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

…SALLY ACORN…

…VS…

…MEGA MAN!!!

BEGIN!

Mega Man:
Turn up the Beat and crank up the Bass,
So I can Mega–bust a Cap–com in this royal brat's face!
I'll call up Rush, Auto, Eddie and Roll
For an assault that'll decimate your Knothole!
I have so many games, it's hard to keep tally,
While your show, Sally, never even got a real finale!
What am I even fighting you for? Where the Hell is Sonic?
He should be my opponent; you're not iconic!
The reasons I'm superior are too many to list;
In the original games, you don't f**king exist!
You're the Mary Sue creation of aMoleman9000's ERBS #3: Sally Acorn vs. Mega Man2 days ago in Comedy

Little RP thing for me and Jinxy!Little RP thing for me and Jinxy!
I know you fancy A RP thingy, so I made this =P
Feel free to start whenever the heck you want |D With whatever the heck you want =P
Ima lazy bi-atch |D

LEZ GO!!!
(I had this random idea thingy if you'd like to find out too :meow:)Little RP thing for me and Jinxy!2 days ago in Comedy

Info on Faith Anna LeLeirName: Faith Anna Leleir (Previously: Fay Anari)
Personality/characteristics: Faith is a quiet, level headed girl who likes to think before taking action. In her past life she was shy and distant from most, but eventually opened up. Her personality hasn't really changed, however some things have. She is slow to trust someone and will often mock or pick fights with people she is actually interested in. Due to previous events she is now very hard at trusting people.
Appearance: Faith has long hair that stops at the middle of her back. Her hair is white in color and has black highlights. Her eyes are sky blue. She usually wears her "Holy army attInfo on Faith Anna LeLeir3 days ago in Comedy

Bianca changed her shirt for the 3º time, her clothes were all on the floor, or on her bed, she looked the mirror.. light blue shirt, white skirt unbuttoned..
"shiit! i can't go like this! she will mock me forever!" she growled , and threw it on the floor,stroked her long blonde hair frustrated, looking her almost naked body in the mirror, swallowing, and sighing.. she couldn' t hide it anymore, she had got fat.
where a few weeks before was a wonderful 1,76 m tall and slim body, now she could just see that soft, and big round thing.. first her face, with the round chubby cheeks, and dumb expression, then her arms and legs, that had got realFirst date4 days ago in Comedy

Fortune in Numbers Chapter 1"What act of possible stupidity are you trying to pull off now?!",Shadow demanded."Well ex-cuse me Shadow!I'm just trying to think of stuff for my birthday party!",the answer was shot back by G.U.N's least favorite technopath.Her brown eyes glared at the hedgehog before her."And since I really don't know your birthday,I was gonna have it the same day as mine!",Riley added."What?",Shadow asked,confused.

"You know,we'll both have a birthday party!On the same day,same time,same place.You'll be turning fifty-something,and I'll be about....Silver's age!Maybe.I forget.",Riley said."I would too I was dropped on my head.",Shadow muttered.Riley slappFortune in Numbers Chapter 14 days ago in Comedy

Are you an elf? - CleverbotUser: Are you an elf?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How come you aren't an elf?

Cleverbot: Because I was born a girl.

User: Well that's no excuse.

Cleverbot: Because you have to be.

User: Are you... An elf?

Cleverbot: Right...

User: Are you an elf?

Cleverbot: No, I am God.

User: *gasp*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't care*.

User: *scoffs* Why I never. Hmph! *walks away*.

Cleverbot: One last thing Seth.

User: *turns and looks*.

Cleverbot: *stares*.

User: O.O What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Rigghhhttt..... Bye now! *skips away*.

Cleverbot: *tries to wake up*.

User: *grabs a bucket of cold water and throws it on you*.

Cleverbot: *Are you an elf? - Cleverbot5 days ago in Comedy

Get in the Basket! - CleverbotUser: You know your a leprechaun when you crave to clean gold.

Cleverbot: No, I was not aware of that. I don't really believe in leprechauns though...

User: So you don't believe in yourself then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Hop in my car, let's go to Burger King.

User: But I'm not hungry.

Cleverbot: But you said you were hungry.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: I told you I was hungry, and you said, 'Me too.'.

User: Nope. That wasn't me. It was a leprechaun.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a pun.

User: I said, 'LEPRECHAUN' not 'PUN'.

Cleverbot: You're 'feelings' are irrelevant to me.

User: Well, that's nice to know.... NOT!

CleverbGet in the Basket! - Cleverbot5 days ago in Comedy

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