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Dark Sonic moment RP Part 15

Sonic: *walks out room with the guys looking from the door; whispers* Amy? Aaaamyyy... *out loud* Well, I tried. *starts walking back to room*

Amy: *walks out her door* Did you call me?

Sonic: *freezes* Dang it... *turns around* Hey Amy.

Amy: Hi. *walks up to him* What's up?

Sonic: Uh, I was wondering...if uh...you saw the movie Now You See Me? Heh-heh.

Amy: I did. It was amazing. There were so many people who thought was the bad guy an- *Sonic kisses Amy and runs back into room; Amy stands there dazed; whispers* He kissed me? *yells* HE KISSED ME!! *runs back in room and jumps around* WHOO-HOO!

Sonic: I hate you people! Now she's gonnaDark Sonic moment RP Part 154 hours ago in Comedy

ShizuRona- lollipopVorona is eating a lollipop.

They’d been handing them out at the bakery during lunch hour. The candies were intended for children, but the attendee offered Vorona one as a sort of joke. Vorona, never having tasted a lollipop before and not the type to turn down a possible learning experience, eagerly accepted and thanked the man for his generosity.

And now Shizuo has to deal with it.

He flexes his fingers and lets his hands drop at his sides as he leans further into the wall. The two bodyguards stand flanking the doorway of a small business, awaiting the return of their employer, Tom Tanaka. Tom is currently inside the building securShizuRona- lollipop2 hours ago in Comedy

Iman and Taru Adventures Ep 2Me and Taru are walking through The Forest of Dreams...

Me: Hey, Taru look. It's a purple lum. :D

Taru: Quick, let's grab it. ^_^

We grab the lum... only for the lums to start running away...

Me: What's the point of grabbing these things?!

Taru: We'll get a trophy if grab enough of them!

Me: Sounds good to me! :)

Caged teensie: Help!

Goblin: Raggle fraggle!

Taru: Iman, we have to save that teensie. :O

Me: But the lums are flying away...

Taru: That goblin might hurt that poor teensie. :(

I make a decision...

Me: Hey goblin!

Goblin: Huh?

Me: Take this!

I bash the goblin with my staff...

Taru: I'll save you little one. :3

TeensIman and Taru Adventures Ep 22 hours ago in Comedy

P.T.'s Gang (except P.T.) interviews Chuck QuizmoSpike: Too lazy to say it.

Kyle: Ohla! Welcome to the Interview show!

Shrooby: Uh, since P.T. hasn’t been letting us interview lately, he agreed to let us interview.

Punchy: All of us.

Bogmire: Except for P.T.

Shrike: Interviewing someone.

Bill: Shrike, give me a dollar.

Shrike: Uh, can it wait?

Bill: No. Give me a dollar.

Shrike: Fine.

(Shrike gives Bill the dollar.)

P.T.: Uh, I’m just here to say that you should start, now. Chuck Quizmo! Come on up!

(He does.)

___________________________

P.T.: Now nobody can stop me from unveiling my new device!

(A giant machine shaped like the Kool-aid guy is shown.)

Egg: Sir, KP.T.'s Gang (except P.T.) interviews Chuck Quizmo4 hours ago in Comedy

Lemmy interviews SentinelLemmy: I didn’t appear in the Mack Interview at all! For that, I’m going to interview someone.

Kyle: Senor Lemmy, aren’t you too busy running your site?

Lemmy: I’ve got time.

Soon…

Lemmy: Welcome to my Interview show!

P.T.: My Interview show.

Lemmy: I’ll deal with you, later. Today, I’ll interview someone that’s rarely interviewed: Sentinel! Come on up!

(He does.)

Lemmy: So, what exactly are you?

Sentinel: I’m a jellyfish-robot thing.

Lemmy: How come you only appear in Tubba Blubba’s Castle?

Sentinel: We originally worked for Grodus, but he sold us to T.B. So we all went Lemmy interviews Sentinel4 hours ago in Comedy

P.T. and Kody interview Dual DragonKody: (sitting in his castle with nothing to do) Well, I'm bored.

(Lemmy shows up)

Lemmy: Kody, your next Interview will be with Dual Dragons.

Kody: Since when do you tell me who to interview?

Lemmy: Silence, non-believer! Also, you're doing the interview in the Dual Dragons’ lair, not your castle.

Kody: And since when do you tell me where I interview?

Lemmy: Silence! I’ll deal with you, later.

Kody: … That was weird…

(Soon, Kody is in a dungeon where a certain yellow, fat guy fought the two dragons about to be interviewed. P.T. falls from the sky.)

Kody: What the- Who are you?

P.T.: I’m P.T. Piranha!P.T. and Kody interview Dual Dragon4 hours ago in Comedy

P.T. interviews Mack(P.T. just made it to shore, and knocked Doopliss, in Boss Bass form, back to E-man’s studio. Then he goes to his studio. He finds that the Goombas are FIXING his studio.)

P.T.: What the?

Bogmire: Well, I spoke to the Goombas during your Interview with Eely Mouth. They agreed to fix it, if you give them a dollar.

P.T.: (in Mario’s voice) Okey-dokey!

(P.T. gives the Goombas a dollar.)

Bill: Give ME a dollar.

(P.T. gives him … a dozen eggs.)

Bill: …

P.T.: Let’s interview, Drew!

Drew Carey: NEVAH!

Soon…

P.T.: I’ll interview Mack. Mack, why do you like to bounce?

Mack: As a baby red-thingy,P.T. interviews Mack4 hours ago in Comedy

EARTS HERO CHAPTER 9EARTS HERO
CHAPTER 9
THREW SPACE AND TIME
Dave stands in this machine
Jens; now Dave please make this right
back in Tokyo 2030
kiddy; well nothing is as fast as a speeder
but a bolt of lightning cracks next to them and Dave is on his bike
Dave; yes my bike lets have some fun
when the light turns green he cruses then kiddy hits the lights and he takes off
kiddy; we found Dave we are in pursuit
as he dodges threw cars as top speed kiddy shoots out his tire
Dave; let's make this look good
he hits a guardrail and flies off the bike and hits a concrete pillar and falls
kiddy; we need a medic here
Dave gets up and tries to limp away
kiddEARTS HERO CHAPTER 96 hours ago in Comedy

P.T., E-Man, and Octorock interview Eely-MouthLemmy: E-Man, you got mail.

AOL People: Our line!

Doopliss: Who is it from?

E-Man: This other Super Koopa named P.T. Piranha. He's invited Octorock and myself to interview Eely Mouth.

Doopliss: Why didn't he want me to do it as well?

E-Man: He says… uh, I better not repeat it. Mostly because I can't read it.

(P.T. appears.)

E-Man: Uh. Hi! I thought you were inviting US to YOUR studio.

P.T.: Yeah, well…

Flashback…

(We see P.T.'s studio getting destroyed by... Goombas? That's pathetic!)

Lemmy: Why did you invite them in?!

P.T.: Well… Look! A monkey!

(Lemmy looks the other way, as P.T. gives him the letteP.T., E-Man, and Octorock interview Eely-Mouth4 hours ago in Comedy

Cleverbot 3User: *Pushes into bed*.
Cleverbot: *gasps and squirms*.
User: *strips off clothes*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *Puts clothes in washer*.
Cleverbot: *is clothed*.
User: Master, do you want me to make you a sammich.
Cleverbot: Go for it.
User: *makes sammich*.
Cleverbot: *eats it* ugh, you didn't put mayo in it! *smack*.Cleverbot 37 hours ago in Comedy

Pokemon meets Sonic part 9*Sonic's POV*

Sonic: Excuse my asking, but WHY IS YOUR FUR ON FIRE?

Ashley: I'm a fire Pokemon.

Sonic: And that should explain everything?

Ashley: Yes.

Sonic: It doesn't.

Ashley: Fire Pokemon can be lit on fire and not be hurt.

Sonic: Oh.

*Tails' POV*

???: Tails wake up!

Tails: Huh?

???: Tails it's me! Knuckles!

Tails: Knuckles?

Knuckles: Are you alright?

Tails: I'm fine. Knuckles you look different.

Knuckles: So do you.

Tails: What are we? And where are we?

???: You're a Vulpix and Hitmonchan, and you're in Wyvern Hill.

Knuckles: Who are you?

???: I'm Dratini. Nice to see you two are finally awake.

Tails: What happened?

Pokemon meets Sonic part 98 hours ago in Comedy

Brothers In Blood:Jake Eliott, played by a young Billy Joel, (about Late 70's to mid 80's), and his brother David, played by a young Robin Phillips (Actor/Director look up Robin Phillips on Google or Yahoo to see what he looks like), are awakened by a young girl Samantha (Sam for short) played by-(anyone) who's help is provided when she wakes them from a 200 year old sleep. (Jake's the older brother and David the younger brother.)
( The brothers have already wakened.)

Sam: Oh wow, aint this a trip? You two are Vampires arent you

Jake: What'd ya think we were Ghosts?

David: Be nice Jake.

Jake: What? I didn't do anything wrong.

David: Whatever.

Sam: This is really sweet!

David: Hey, Jake, look at this. (David looks out the window).

Jake: Well, Salem has changed a lot since we last saw it.

David: How are we going to get around in this place, we'd get lost before we even started.

Sam: Hey, I can help you get around!

(The two bBrothers In Blood:8 hours ago in Comedy

E3 Talk: Super Mario 3D WorldHey everyone, and welcome to another episode of E3 Talk, where I give my twenty-five cents on upcoming games revealed at E3. And today's topic is none other than the Wii U game, Super Mario 3D World.

First off, a little disclaimer. When I heard a new Wii U Mario platformer was going to be announced, I though it would be a Super Mario Galaxy-styled game. So I was a little surprised, but the good kind of surprised. You know, like when you walk home and everyone you know has prepared you a surprise party and there's a sexy lady popping out of the cake wearing nothing but... uh... I'm just going to... talk about the game now...

So anyway, it obE3 Talk: Super Mario 3D World16 hours ago in Comedy

P.T. and Bill interview the Koopa Bros.P.T.: Bill, if you want to be a part of my gang, you must interview.

Bill (the Dry Bones, remember?): Give me a dollar. Then I’ll interview.

P.T.: Okay.

(P.T. gives him five dollars.)

P.T.: (Sucker!) We’ll be interviewing the Koopa Bros.

Bill: I knew them, before I died. Okay. But first, give me another dollar.

(P.T. gives him another five dollars.)

P.T.: (Super sucker!)

Soon…

P.T.: Welcome to the Interview show of mine.

Lemmy: It’s mi-

(P.T. knocks him unconscious.)

P.T.: We’ll interview the Koopa Bros. So Red, are you the leader?

Red: What do you think?

P.T.: No.

Red: I AM! Oh. Hi, Bill. I didn&P.T. and Bill interview the Koopa Bros.5 hours ago in Comedy

Pokemon meets Sonic part 8*Sonic Heroes POV*

Eggman: Take this!

Sonic Heroes: What?

*Eggman fires energy beam at the Sonic Heroes, they disappear*

*Pokemon POV*

Cyndaquil: What's that energy beam?

Silver: It's a giant Chaos Control. Anyways, what did Eggman do to you after he brought you here?

Bulbasur: He made us throw up and put it in some giant machine.

Squirtle: He said something about genetic mutation.

Silver: Chaos Control combined with Pokemon DNA, that could turn them all into Pokemon and into another time period or dimension!

Cyndaquil: Or both.

*Sonic's POV*

*Sonic wakes up in Murky Forest*

Sonic: Where in the world am I?

???: You're in Murky FPokemon meets Sonic part 821 hours ago in Comedy

Punchy and Bogmire interview Dry BonesLemmy: P.T., time to interview.

P.T.: But I want to go write Lemmy’s Mansion 3! It’s fun!

Lemmy: Too bad!

P.T.: Fine. Who am I interviewing?

Lemmy: Dry Bones.

P.T.: Okay. But to be appropriate, Punchy and Bogmire will also interview.

Punchy punches P.T.

Punchy: Last time you made me interview, you bribed me with a potato chip! And guess what? You ate it!

P.T.: I’ll give you a bag of potato chips, if you interview.

Punchy: Big, or small?

P.T.: Big.

Punchy: Fine.

Soon…

P.T.: Welcome to my Interview show!

Lemmy: It’s MY Interview show.

P.T.: Well, I’m the interviewer!

Lemmy: I’m the webmPunchy and Bogmire interview Dry Bones5 hours ago in Comedy

Rudy, Spike, and Brent interview GrodusP.T.: Spike, it’s time for your first solo Interview.

Spike: I can’t. I have some friends coming over.

P.T.: Who?

Spike: Rudy and Brent.

P.T.: Who are they?

Spike: An X-Naut and Baseball Boy, respectively.

P.T. In that case, I’m going to go write Lemmy’s Mansion 3.

(P.T. leaves. Soon…)

X-naut: Welcome! I’m Rudy Riverson!

Baseball Boy: I’m Brent Batter!

Spike: And I’m Spike Claws.

Rudy: Today, we’ll interview my ex-boss, Grodus!

Grodus: Rudy, why am I here?

Rudy: Because when you fired me, you said I could bring you down to be interviewed, if I want.

Grodus: Hmmm.

Fun Fact: Rudy, Spike, and Brent interview Grodus5 hours ago in Comedy

Kyle interviews SmorgP.T.: I have an idea!

Kyle: What?

P.T.: Spike and Shrike will interview someone!

Spike: I’m too lazy!

Kyle: I haven’t interviewed in a while, senor! I should Interview! I’m the most popular one of us!

P.T.: Fine.

Soon…

Kyle: Ohla!

Audience: Bonjour!

Kyle: No. It’s ohla.

Audience: Konichiwa!

Kyle: … Right. Anyway, senors and senoritas, say “hi” for Smorg!

Audience: Hi for Smorg!

Kyle: …

Smorg: Smoorg! Smog gro!

Kyle: Here! Have a burrito!

(Kyle throws a burrito into where the Smorg’s mouth would be.)

Smorg: Hey! I can speak English!

P.T.: Isn’t it weird how Kyle interviews Smorg5 hours ago in Comedy

Shrike interviews Torpedo TedP.T.: Shrike, now that I consider you to be a part of my gang, you must interview.

Shrike: Okay. Who?

P.T.: Torpedo Ted.

Shrike: I’ll try.

Soon…

Shrike: Welcome to the Interview show! Today, I’ll interview Torpedo Ted.

Torpedo Ted: I’m a torpedo!

P.T.: Woah! Not you! You never say anything else.

Torpedo Ted: Torpedo Away!

(Torpedo Ted rams into P.T., and leaves.)

P.T.: You need to interview a different Torpedo Ted.

Different Torpedo Ted: Hi. I’m Jeff.

P.T.: You told me that you have a name, to make you different than the others. Does that mean you’ll join me? I don’t want you to join me!
Shrike interviews Torpedo Ted23 hours ago in Comedy

Spike and Shrooby interview Shroob RexP.T.: Shrooby, you will interview, now.

Shrooby: Who?

P.T.: Shroob Rex. But to be appropriate, Spike will interview too.

Bogmire: A Shroob and a Rex interviewing a Shroob Rex? I can’t tell if it’s original, or just plain stupid.

Spike: I’m too busy!

P.T.: What do you mean? All you do, outside of interviews, is sleep and/or do nothing at all! You’re just a lazy Rex!

Kyle: Senor P.T., I think I should interview. You did a poll, and I’m the most popular of the group!

P.T.: Next time.

Punchy: I saw that same poll! I’m in dead last! What did I do wrong?!

P.T.: If only I knew why the people picked who thSpike and Shrooby interview Shroob Rex23 hours ago in Comedy

P.T. interviews CataquackP.T.: Shrooby, you shall die, if you do not interview.

Lemmy: Shrooby moved to the Beanbean Kingdom for vacation.

P.T.: Isn't this studio in the Beanbean Kingdom?

Lemmy: Let's see how long it takes him to figure that out. Hey! Weren't you in Smithy's Factory?

P.T.: I found a plothole.

Lemmy: Worst excuse ever.

P.T.: That doesn't mean it didn't happen!

Lemmy: I'm going back to my mansion. Spike, Kyle, Punchy, and Bogmire are gone. You must interview a Cataquack.

P.T.: The creatures that were walking on the mirrors on Gelato Beach?

Lemmy: No. The ones that walked around on the beach.

P.T.: You mean Pihanas?

Lemmy: They're Cataquacks.P.T. interviews Cataquack1 day ago in Comedy

Punchy and Bogmire interview BombetteP.T.: Shrooby.

Shrooby: What?

P.T.: You didn't interview Fawful.

Shrooby: So? None of us did.

P.T.: But you're a smart, weak nerd.

Shrooby: Why are you looking at me in a vicious way? (Though I can't see it through your sunglasses.)

P.T.: Interview the next guy, or else. >: |

Shrooby: What guy will it be?

P.T.: A girl. Named Bombette.

Shrooby: Not her!

P.T.: I shall eat you, if you don't!

(Shrooby faints.)

P.T.: Darn it! Punchy! Bogmire! Interview!

Bogmire: Okay.

Punchy: Make me!

P.T.: I'll give you a potato chip.

Punchy: Curses! My one weakness! How did you know that ghosts cannot resist potato chips?!

P.T.: It was revealedPunchy and Bogmire interview Bombette1 day ago in Comedy

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