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Modernized Romeo and JulietModernized Romeo and Juliet

Romeo: I’m trespassing I’m trespassing I’m trespassing
Why am I doing this?
Go see Juliet they said.
You’ll be fine they said.
But they never told me that there would be a DOG in their yard.
And a pitbull at that!
[Juliet goes to her open window]
…WORTH IT!
YOLO! I'M COMING FOR YOU MY LOVE!

Juliet: Gah! This house gets NO reception.

Romeo: Her voice is like that of a songbird’s, singing the song of the morning-
Oh my God I just went Shakespeare on myself.
It’s ironic how our names are Romeo and Juliet too…
Heh… her eyes are pretty from this light…Modernized Romeo and Juliet3 weeks ago in Comedy

Ianthony story“Ian!” I call into the living room.
“What?” He calls back.
“Get in here!!” A few seconds later, Ian comes strutting in.
“Sup?” He asks.
“Um, I was on your computer earlier today and um, why do you have pictures of me on it?” His face turns red.
“Why the hell were you on my computer?” He asks.
“Mine wasn’t working.” I say calmly.
“Well I don’t know why you think I have pictures of you. Cause I don’t.”
“Ian! Yes you do! There in a folder on your desktop titled ‘Anthony <3 Ianthony story2 weeks ago in Comedy

Hsv: Another not regular dayShe saw him in front of her. He wore a suit. She looked down at herself in confusion and saw herself in a beautiful wedding gown. The dress was long so it concealed the scars on her legs. Yasashi looked next to her and saw her father. He wore a suit as well.
“My daughter” he said with a gentle smile. “I’m proud of you. “

Yasashi woke up. What a beautiful dream but she weren’t sure it would come true. At the moment it seemed impossible. She went up from her bed getting ready for a day of training with her new team, Team Benkei. The team was based on four people, Benkei Hotokegi a Water jutsu Jounin and thHsv: Another not regular day2 weeks ago in Comedy

Give Me A Purr, King (Story)

The strong pain rushed through his mind as the last thing he remembers is a sharp sheering pain upon his head, something tough and hard had done the trick to knock the brutish towering Mexican wrestler known to all as King to the ground.

With King finally coming to and bringing a certain groan in his words he can't quite remember how this happened or what happened is the answer. Just by glancing back the only thing King could remember is his usual work out with Ms. Chang and maybe a few minutes of tickling her she seemed to hate that at times.

He remembers hearing her screams of laughter as she tried to pull away from him but due to the facGive Me A Purr, King (Story)2 weeks ago in Comedy

Old Russian - English dictionaryЖаргонно-славянский разговорник
∙ Cool story bro — Хладенъ сказъ твой, бояринъ;
∙ Facepalm — Челодлань, Лицеладоніе, ЛикоприкладOld Russian - English dictionary3 days ago in Comedy

LA TRAICION CAPITULO.9

LA TRAICION CAPITULO.9

TARA: Linda canción chicos

BELEN: Es cierto

GABY: Gracias cele

CELESTE: Por que

ALEX: Por mantenernos ocupados un rato

GABY: Eso es cierto

DUSTIN: No se ustedes pero ya me voy a dormir buenas noches

CELESTE: Buenas noches dustin

BELEN: Yo también dormiré

GABRIEL: Buenas noches belen

ALEX: Saben creo que todos iremos a dormir

TODOS: Buenas noches

GABY: Saben no se ustedes pero yo extraño a mi familia

BELEN: Yo también extraño a mi familia pero sabes que Gaby ellos tal vez estén esperando nuestro regreso a casa te prometo que llegaremos a casa temprano

GABY: LA TRAICION CAPITULO.95 days ago in Comedy

The Demon's House CH4Mortimer flipped the pages in the diary but there was nothing on the other pages
''What a waste of paper. only using one side to write a little amount of text'' Mortimer said
Mortimer sat down on the stool infront the desk. and took a quill from a ink bottle
''Hmmm..Maybe I should write something down too'' Mortimer said
Mortimer began to write on the diary
''(So you're a demon. does that mean you can grant wishes?)'' Mortimer wrote down on the diary
''Like it will answer'' Mortimer said
''(Yes I can grant wishes. but not for everyone)'' The Diary wrote back
''What the?!'' Mortimer said in amazement
''This like a chatroom with books'' MortimeThe Demon's House CH41 week ago in Comedy

10 Minute Play- DA EditedStrange
Mentors From Fantasy

(Cast
of Characters)

Samantha
: a teenage girl, likes to read, does not like large amounts of
homework or cleaning her desk

Bad
Fairy Godmother : dressed in emo/punk style, huge platform boots,
pierced lips and eyebrows, chain smoking, boisterous, loud, and
obnoxious

Easter
Bunny : Talkative, blunt and old bunny that's sick of doing all the
work. White fur, blue eyes, and an Easter basket.

(Setting)

This
takes place in the room of Samantha in the evening. Desk is piled
with books, papers, pencils and pens and a computer. Rest of room is
mostly clean. Several bookshelves full to bursting10 Minute Play- DA Edited2 weeks ago in Comedy

Kills of Dismay CHAPTER FOUR: Murder CaseTina stomped towards Darwin. Not knowing what to do, Darwin threw the knife at Tina and hitted her right in the throat. Tina fell to the floor, desperate trying to breathe, she then dies, Darwin walked towards her lifeless body and pulled the knife out of her bleeding neck
''Seems like this knife is really sharp. so sharp that it can cut through such thick lizard scales'' Darwin said to himself
''Looks like this ended up in a double murder, how great, I better get out of here before anyone finds me here''
Darwin ran out of the storage room, and walked towards the boy's bathroom to wash the blood-covered knife, Darwin entered the boy's bathrooKills of Dismay CHAPTER FOUR: Murder Case1 month ago in Comedy

Italy Vs. CleverbotMe: Italy
Cleverbot: Germany ( Doitsu )
Germany has no faith in Italy.... XD
By the way, I wasn't being a serious Italy when I was doing this.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: Hi Doitsu!
Cleverbot: Ok, ask me something I don't know.
Me: Ve~? What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Well, are you alone?
Me: Y-Yes...
Cleverbot: Why are you hurt?
Me: Because there are scary monsters coming to get me... And I can't defend myself against them...
Cleverbot: What?
Me: I know I'm not strong Doitsu, but I know I can do it with your training!
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
Me: Why can't I do it, Doitsu?
Cleverbot: Then you must be a megalomaniac.
Me: What...?
Cleverbot: I think you might be human.
Me: I'm a country personification, not human, Doitsu. You're one too, remember?
Cleverbot: Why are you going on tangents?
Me: ......I'm going to make some pasta now. Bye Doitsu!
Cleverbot: Will you do that before or after you go camping?
Me: - leaves room -Italy Vs. Cleverbot5 days ago in Comedy

I need to hear your opinions.Answer in the comments

~What if~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~What do you think about my~
● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
I need to hear your opinions.2 weeks ago in Comedy

LA TRAICION CAPITULO.2

LA TRAICION CAPITULO.2

BELEN: Te toco clase de fotografías

ALEX: Si

BELEN: Bueno yo ya me boy mi clase ya casi inicia

ALEX: Adios

DESPUES DE TODAS LAS CLASES

CELESTE: Se acerca el baile escolar

GABY: Es cierto y aun no tengo con quien ir

OCTAVIO: Hola Gaby

GABY: Hola Octavio

OCTAVIO: Quieres ir al baile conmigo

GABY: Claro que si

OCTAVIO: Nos vemos después adiós

GABY: Adiós

CELESTE: Bueno almenos tu ya tienes

RICARDO: Hola cele

CELSTE: Hola Ricardo

RICARDO: Quieres ir al baile conmigo

CELESTE: Esta bien

RICARDO: Adios

CELESTE: Adios

GABY: ¡BELEN BELEN BELEN!

BELEN: Que pasa Gaby

GABY: OLA TRAICION CAPITULO.23 weeks ago in Comedy

skype chat[3:11:57 PM | Edited 3:12:09 PM] Sin Sinicle: my sister is 5 and she just yelled vegina
[3:12:38 PM] Deadlox: xephy is turneD ONn
[3:12:44 PM] Sin Sinicle: yes
[3:13:02 PM] Deadlox: very much
[3:13:05 PM] Deadlox: erections
[3:13:21 PM] Sin Sinicle: so many
[3:13:27 PM] Sin Sinicle: more than 1
[3:13:32 PM] Deadlox: he has many penises
[3:13:41 PM] Sin Sinicle: and veginas
[3:13:52 PM] Deadlox: 10 peni's and 1421401590 veginaz
[3:13:56 PM] Sin Sinicle: yes
[3:13:59 PM] Deadlox: yes
[3:14:20 PM] †Xepher#XV†: oh god
[3:14:26 PM] Deadlox: xephy are you tuned on
[3:14:27 PM] Deadlox: tuned
[3:14:27 PM] Deadlox: tune
[3:14:29 PM] Deadlox: TUNE
[3:14:37 PM] Sin Sinicle: do you have sexy time with your self
[3:14:41 PM] Deadlox: ^^^
[3:14:42 PM] Deadlox: FAP
[3:14:50 PM] Deadlox: xephy faps in the bothroom
[3:14:52 PM] Deadlox: buthroom
[3:14:53 PM] Deadlox: tuneroom
[3:15:13 PM] Deadlox: that mean yes
[3:15:20 PM | Edited 3:15:26 PM] Sin Sinicle: I bet he fondles his boobys
[3:skype chat3 weeks ago in Comedy

Episodios de Phineas y Ferb deEpisodios de Phineas y Ferb de la 4ta TEMPORADA
Una Mosca en la Pared: http://www.videolog.tv/JesusAntonio2/videos/938258
Mi Auto Ideal: http://www.videolog.tv/JesusAntonio/videos/937384
Mind Shared: http://www.videolog.tv/JesusAntonio2/videos/959003
Backyard Hodge Podge: http://www.videolog.tv/JesusAntonio/videos/
Bee Day: http://videos.sapo.pt/zECjuAZTkczUblQKWQfv
Der Kinderlumper:http://www.videolog.tv/JesusAntonio/videos/926767
Primal Perry: http://www.videolog.tv/JesusAntonio/videos/959919

Doblaje alternativo de el episodio "Isabella y el templo de la savia" exclusivamente para DVD: http://telly.com/1HAQCKEpisodios de Phineas y Ferb de3 weeks ago in Comedy

Hikage Za Tsukiyo: partie 5Hikage Za Tsukiyo: partie 5: Réunion de famille

Toujours sur le chemin de l'école
lexy: ça va evaly? t'as pas l'air bien...
evaly: .... (j-je suis une meurtrière ....)
théo et jake: salut !
shana: *rouge* salut les gars ^^
clémence: (evaly ....)
théo: ben evaly ça va? on dirait que t'a commis un meurtre ...
evaly: *pleure et cours se cacher*

du coter d'evaly
evaly: je suis un monstre !!
rikku: ça tu l'as dis ^^ nous sommes des monstres !
clémence: evaly?
evaly: qu'est-ce que tu fais là?!
clémence: je sais se qu'il sait passé ... mais on a pas le chHikage Za Tsukiyo: partie 52 days ago in Comedy

Titanium (Sonic and Amy Parody)Verse 1

You run from me
But I can't help from loving
Im shouting loud but you can't hear.

I may be stubborn but your so ignorant
You won't love me, but I don't care.

Chorus (Amy)

You run and hide I wish to say

Go away go away
But no matter what.... what they say
Is it okay, Is it okay

To love me more
and show me more
Cuz, I am Amy Rose
2x

Verse 2

Chase me now
But it's me who'll never say that..
Different worlds ; Limited love

Come to me
But all your death hugs break my bones
I'm talking loud, not saying much

Titanium (Sonic and Amy Parody)2 days ago in Comedy

Story Time (Chapter 2/Flo's Story)Florence's Story
Story Time
Chapter 2
------------

Shortly after an few months of transforming into mutants,we had moved in the sewers.So that way people won't be afraid of us and possible get caught by the eh...soldiers I think.Anyways,its been ten years since the mutation and I was learning the ways of ninja now.Although my age is very different from my brothers.

While their the same age,I am only seven while their all five years old."It's time to choose your weapon now,Florence" my father told me as I glanced up.Yes since my real name was Flo,and Sensi decided to given us all real names such as naming after people.But I still go by 'FloStory Time (Chapter 2/Flo's Story)1 week ago in Comedy

INSPIRACION

INSPIRACION

Ok esto es lo que hago cuando no tengo inspiración aquí va

JESS: Que puedo dibujar

MIMI: Por que no dibujas a finn (es mi hermana)

JESS: No no quiero

MIMI: Entonces dibújate ati

JESS: No

MIMI: Entonces no se

JESS: Ya se dibujare un traste sucio

MIMI: Un dibujo de un traste sucio es vergonzoso

JESS: Ya se pero quiero dibujar eso

MIMI: Bueno dibújalo

JESS: No mejor no

MIMI: Hay entonces

JESS: Que dibujo

MIMI: Dibújate

JESS: No

MIMI: Deja que llege la inspiración

JESS: Esta bien

DESPUES DE HORA DE QUE NO LLEGO LA INSPIRACION

JESS: No llega

MIMI: Espera

MAS HORAS AUN NO LINSPIRACION1 week ago in Comedy

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