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Friends? Smexy/Reader: Ch13 - Into the forest“To where?” you asked. “I dunno. He didn’t tell me. But nah… he’ll return!” she said laughing. She was going into the store but you stopped her. “You really know him, I’m sure that you know where he is” You said. “Um… maybe he’s in the forest, you know his brothers are a kinda strange! I like Splendy is so cute!” she said. “… Smexy really have brothers?!” you thought. “Jeanette!!” someone screamed. “I’m sorry, I need to go now. See ya! Haha” she said and went into the store.
So he’s in the forest, what Friends? Smexy/Reader: Ch13 - Into the forest1 day ago in Comedy

sin titulobienvenida
-te he extrañado desde hace mucho tiempo-
-igual yo, no sabes cuanto-
Rinnn
Sonó la alarma y desperté.
Señora G- Noah, esta listo el desayuno-
Noah-ya voy mama-
Me cambie de ropa y baje las escaleras y vi a mis hermanos comiendo junto con mis padres y me senté junto a ellos.
Señor G-¿Cómo están?-
Lía-muy bien, pasado mañana será mi primer día de 2 de prepa papa-
Manuel- lo sabemos, lo has repetido todo el verano hermanita-
Frank-si, ya nos cánsate-
Lía-¬¬ cállense-
Señora G-y tu Noah, ¿no estas emocsin titulo17 hours ago in Comedy

LOS BUENOS MODALES

LOS BUENOS MODALES

Bueno esto es un pequeño repaso de como belu aprendió los buenos modales

BELEN: Escuela particular de buenos modales enserio

MAMA: Si belen necesitas aprender buenos modales

BELEN: Rayos

GABY: Ten buena suerte

BELEN: Gracias Gaby

*en la escuela de belen*

MAESTRA: Bienvenida belen

BELEN: Hola

MAESTRA: Bien ahora vamos a la mesa a aprender a comer bien

BELEN: Y ahora que

MAESTRA: Necesitas estar derecha en la mesa

BELEN: Listo

MESTRA: Para la sopa usa la cuchara de la sopa

BELEN: Y cual es

MAESTRA: La de tu derecha

BELEN: Esta

MESTRA: Si

BELEN: Ya

MAESTRA: Pon la servilleta en tus piernas

BELOS BUENOS MODALES2 days ago in Comedy

A chat with Cleverbot.Hi cleverbot.
How are you today?
I'm feeling swell.
Why?
Becuase I am happy.
Lolz! Are you really happy?
Yes.
How do you know?
Because I just do.
But you're not really you don't have ears.
I have ears, you don't have a nose.
Yes Huh, you don't have a nose or eyes!!!
You don't have a face.
Again you don't have a soul.
You don't exist.
Yes I do.
No, you don't.
I make more sense than you.
Sing payphone
YOU SING PAYPHONE!
I'm at a pay-phone tryin' to call home, all of my change I spent on you.
Sing nicki minaj.
This one is for the boys with the boomin' system Top down, AC with the coolin' system When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up Got stacks on deck like he savin' up.
And that is?
Super Bass, by Nicki Minaj.
Any others?
Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
What's her name.
I just said her name is Maria.
No you didn't, my friend's name is Ryan.
My name is Cleverbot.
What's myA chat with Cleverbot.2 days ago in Comedy

RP: Kibanzi and MchangaCub antics ^^
~
Kibanzi scampered through camp, chasing after a butterfly. She ran around the tyros' den and the nursery. She tripped over a root sticking out of the ground and nearly ran into the red cub who she had seen in her mother's den about a moon ago. She looked up at him, "Oh, hi there,"
Mchanga jumped as another cub slid towards him, and peered down at the younger cheetah. He missed being the only cub in the Tribe. It had been much quieter. Although as course, he would never say that.
"Ummm ... Hi." He blinked down at her. "Are ... You okay?"
Kibanzi stood up and shook the dust off her, "I'm fine," she said, "You're Mchanga right?" she asked, hoping she had remembered his name. She looked over his shoulder, the butterfly had escaped, I'll get it later, she thought devilishly. "I'm Kibanzi!" she said smiling broadly.
"That's my name." Mchanga confirmed softly. "And I know, I've heard your mother talking to you. It's a very nice name." He complimented.RP: Kibanzi and Mchanga2 days ago in Comedy

How To Make A Popular Heavy- Metal Song Hey guys! What's up? My name is Blaske Dark, but you can call me Black Darkness of Death! Yay, radical!
So today I'm gonna teach YOU how to make music like my band, The Totally Awesome Band of Darkness and Cool! Aka, Double T ABT!
Yeah, so let's get started!

Step 1: First off, grab your instrument! I prefer the drums, for extra AWESOMENESS! If you don't have drums, then you can use pots and pans, they work to.

Step 2: Now, you need lyrics. Talk about something that's going on in your life, like how hot the sun is! Here's an example-
"WHOOOAHHHHHHH MR. SUN WHY YOU SO HOT AND Y U NO COOOLD!!??"
Don't forget to add really scary screaminHow To Make A Popular Heavy- Metal Song10 hours ago in Comedy

Reprimanded, a Simpsons FanfictionDisclaimer: I do not own "The Simpsons." They are property of 20th Century Fox, Gracie Films and their associates.

Reprimanded

Cast:

Dan Castellenta as Homer Simpson

Matt Groening as Himself

Date: November 10, 1992

Setting: Matt Groening's office in Hollywood, CA

(Matt is sitting in his office looking at the window, when there is a knock at the door)

Matt: Come In.

(The door opens, it is Homer Simpson who walks over and sits down in front of his desk)

Homer: You wanted to see me, Mr. Groening?

Matt: Yes.

(Matt swings his chair around and looks sternly at Homer)

Matt: I don't know how long this has been going on, but it stops righReprimanded, a Simpsons Fanfiction14 hours ago in Comedy

P.T. interviews Rex, Dark Koopatrol, and ShroobP.T.: Welcome to Interviewing the Interviewers! That's where I interview Spike, Kyle, and Shrooby!

Punchy: What about me and Bogmire?

P.T.: We've already interviewed you two. So, first is Spike!

Spike: Why are we doing this?

P.T.: I saw that I have 22 Koopaling votes! That's three votes away from being a Super Koopa!

Spike: (sarcastically) Yay.

P.T.: So, where are Rexes usually located?

Spike: They can be found in Dinosaur Land and Hoohoo Mountain.

P.T.: Tell me about Shroob Rexes.

Spike: Those are Rexes that have been turned into Shroobs, but failed.

P.T.: Can Rexes fly? Because you have those tiny wings.

Spike: No. But we used toP.T. interviews Rex, Dark Koopatrol, and Shroob16 hours ago in Comedy

Sneakly peeklyWow, 7 years and over 300 videos worth of awkward, confusing and head-scratching material to go with it… time for a trip down memory lane, folks… and newcomers? You’re in the right place.

1. “Sakirbranton” – Wake.. from your sleep. The drying of your tears… Today, we escape… we don’t care! NEW ACCOUNT!
2. OPMD is back! ... sort of – Purpose please?
3. SMA Contest #1 – LOVE ME!
5. Beauty and the Beasts – Love you, babe.
9. TBW RotF alternate ending - TI amo, baby.
10. FMA Re-abridged Episode 1 – EDWARD: Love ya, Winry! ME: You’re an idiot.
11. Crew of the Sneakly peekly1 day ago in Comedy

Round 2 Script for ROSE LALONDERound 2 Script for ROSE LALONDE Voice Acting Entrants

Rose:
1.
(seriously) I have been informed that you have recently come into possession of the beta release of the “Game of the Year” as it has come to be called.

2.
(accusing) You're wearing one of your disguises now, aren't you?

3.
(seriously) I’ve heard tales of this wretched creature often. Its Homeric legend is practically ensconced in the fold of my personal mythology by now.

4.
(sarcastically) I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.

5.
(teasing Dave) Then let’s hope there will be a squishy derriere somewhere near the handle to break your fall.

6.
Round 2 Script for ROSE LALONDE2 days ago in Comedy

The Last Claudian War[The Last Claudian War]

“Have a seat, this might take a minute.” Usal motioned to the bed.
Luna hopped up on the bed, Usal joined her.
Luna snuggled up to Usal nuzzling his neck softly.
“Tell me a story master.” Luna giggled.
Usal shivered, it had been ages since anyone called him that.

“It was the final days of the Last Claudian war. The armies were assembled on the Airless Plateau.” Usal began.

The Armies consisted of several factions representing the city-states of the empire. Mostly the armies were homogeneous groups of a single race; griffin, dragon, pony, etc. the exception being the Imperial troopThe Last Claudian War3 days ago in Comedy

Complaint Standso ah...I've been thinking of like a short story to turn into a comic when I become good enough. I'll draw it over and over, then make other ones to wash and repeat. It's in play form(I think?) agh. It's long and I hope a teensy bit humorous. :D
Characters: g1, g2, b1, b2 g= girl b= boy and random citizens indicated by c.

c: Watch it!
c: Where'd you steal that from?
c: Urchin!
g1: Tch.(like Kanda from DGM)
c: (old man) Don't let me see you stealing from me again!
g1: Ol' coot. I've never stolen anything... Meeting!

b1: Bring something for me?
b2: D-do we have enough food t-to last us this t-time, boss?
g1: We'll have to earComplaint Stand3 days ago in Comedy

iMPoRTaNT BuiSNeSS STuFF= GLeaMiNG_oBSiDiaN joined chat. =

>>Alright guys we've work to do.>The switch busted up the facilities as you can see. Busted as in comletely uprooted the entire layout and swapped parts.>Also, take note that the entire place is now floating above the middle of flipping nowhere.>Hush I'm just repeating the facts.>So we're going to try and patch up the hallways to try and reverse some of the damage.>There isn't any organic materials left, including food or clothes, not that we need them considering our current state.Sapphire-StealerSapphire-Stealer>I'm trying to talk about serious subjects, Aquai. Hush.>Aquai.>Ugh you know what? Never mind.>iMPoRTaNT BuiSNeSS STuFF3 days ago in Comedy

35 cm A woman is sitting at the bar. A man walks over to her:
''Wanna see my dick?''
''No''
''It's 35 cm long.'' He bragged.
''You know you're not suppose to mesure it with a themometer?''35 cm3 days ago in Comedy

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