Sh*t Snake SaysBased off of Solid Snake from Late Night with Cry and RussSh*t Snake Says3 months ago in Comedy More Like This
"Hey, why do I have to be the pink one?"
"Goddamn it, Ghost."
"So Jund...is she still in your basement, tied up?"
Jund: Naw, I untied her...give her a sense of freedom, you know?
"Holy shit...you're pretty good."
"I'll get my coat."
"Did you use that guide I sent you?"
"I step away for two minutes to get Oreos and this is what I come back to."
"Really," (Cry) I said. "Besides, I don't even know Joel, and he's going out with...Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch."
Ru$$Money: I never thought...I would get to hear Solid Snake say that.
"Because Jund is a dick."
"That's grammatically incorrect."
"I'll be damned if Peppy is the last one standing."
"It's time to be sassy."
"...well let's just say he walked into the room, three minutes later we heard a scream, next thing we knew he ran o
Snake's Codec Messages: KaiSnake: "Otacon! there's a little man wearing a red ninja suit!"Snake's Codec Messages: Kai3 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Otacon: "His name's Kai, Snake. He's the last member of the Ninjago Ninjas, they've been protecting an ancient martial art called "Spinjitzu" from the malicious and power-hungry Lord Garmadon."
Snake: "But he looks small..."
Otacon: "he may look small all right, but his Sword of Fire can pack a mighty wallop."
Snake: "Now that's a really big problem."
Metal Gear Solid 3 Mission 1METAL GEAR SOLID 3 SNAKE EATERMetal Gear Solid 3 Mission 11 year ago in Drama More Like This
[On a new game, Naked Snake reads some narrative:]
Narrative: After the end of World War II, the world was split into two -- East
and West. This marked the beginning of the era known as the Cold
I. Virtuous Mission
August 24, 1964 Pakistani airspace
[In the murk of an overcast day, a plane cruises through the clouds en route to just over the Pakistani bor
SSBB Eine KleineSSBB - Eine KleineSSBB Eine Kleine2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
~~Singers: Lucario, Wario, Wolf, Fox, Falco, Snake, Peach, Pit Samus~~
~~Show: Total Drama World Tour~~
-I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING USED IN THIS ENTRY!-
-ALL COPYRIGHT BELONGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS!-
Lucario: Keep it down
So I can win the loot!
Wario: Try I will,
But I still gotta fart
Wolf: Toot on, but you're still outta luck
You suck the lemon chuck!
Fox: Wait till you're voted out
For being such a lout!
Falco: I'll dance a jig when Chris
Shoves you out the plane!
Snake: When you, dont hold back and lead the pack
Truely there is nothing stopping
You, You, you!
Peach: Swim-ming in your eyes,
Soul Eater Untold: Episode 6Soul Eater UntoldSoul Eater Untold: Episode 63 years ago in Comedy More Like This
-Episode 6: A Snake's Screaming Good Time
-Kid: Ah my first day.
-Soul and Black Star: Die!
-Soul and Black Star: Ow!
And now Italy!
In some city in Italy at night, a cloaked and barefoot lady is riding on a broom.
Moon: Hey baby, what's your name?
Lady: . Go on and eat.
Moon: Playing hard to get, huh?
Lady: Eat everyone you see. Eat them all.
Weird Al's voice: EAT IIIIT! EAT IIIIT! GET YOURSELF AN EGG AND BEAT IT!
Lady: And kill whoever's singing, as well.
RAGNAROK uses ScreechAlpha! Cri
Gamerzone RPG LinesSmack Jeeves:Gamerzone RPG Lines3 years ago in Drama More Like This
- "Silence, nonbeliever!"
- "I'm bored."
Shadow Moses Island: (Boss quotes)
- (battle beginning) "Have at you!"
- (when defeated) "SNAAAAKE!"
- "You can't stop Outer Heaven!"
- (battle beginning) "Draw!"
- "I love to reload during battle..."
- (after he refills gun) "I'm alive again."
- (when defeated) "You're pretty good.
- "WHAT THE-?!"
- "This is the best gun there is."
- (battle beginning) "You doubt my power?!"
- (if mind can be read) "I can read you like an open book."
- (if mind can't be read) "I cannot read you!!"
- "I am the true master of
Metal Gear Solid RL Preview It is a calm, clear day in Las Vegas. Around 3:00 p.m. However, all is not well. True, this is Sin City, but not just because of that. The very fate of the United States could be at stake. And there's only one person who can stop this. Not Superman, not Chuck Norris' mom, not even Chuck Norris. The only person who can save us is...Metal Gear Solid RL Preview3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Snake starts out his mission in the backyard of an apparently common house. After climbing the wall to get inside, Snake takes cover behind a nearby tree and equips his Codec. He calls the frequency 141.52.
Snake: "Otacon, I've reached t
Singing the Life: Script 3missfluffy100: Welcome back!Singing the Life: Script 34 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Pookie776: Yay! Wait, where was I?
missfluffy100: we found the nearly dead guy in the lab coat
missfluffy100: walked through the bloody snm dungeon
missfluffy100: and heard Otacn screaming
missfluffy100: through the door to the second basement room
missfluffy100: i had just kicked open the door
Pookie776: Ah, yes, how could I have forgotten? I always leave at the best part lol.
Pookie776: TO OTACON!
missfluffy100: *blinks at the sudden bright light coming from the room*
Pookie776: Snake: Otacon? Are you in here?
Pookie776: Snake: *keeps gun ready*
missfluffy100: *hears a wicked chuc
Singing the Life: Script 2missfluffy100: RawrSinging the Life: Script 24 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
missfluffy100: Let's rescue that nerd
Pookie776: ...I don't think I've ever had a conversation start that way. xD
missfluffy100: you've never had a friend like moi -u-
Pookie776: so very true.
missfluffy100: Happy Valentines Day
missfluffy100: and stuff
Pookie776: oh yes. Happy V-day to you too.
missfluffy100: How'd you spend the day?
missfluffy100: http://news.aol.com/article/valentine-ox/210953 and ox with a heart
Pookie776: holy crap. :|
missfluffy100: never seen a bovine like that?
Pookie776: (also, I spent the day as per usual...eating, drawing, etc
Singing the Life: Script 1missfluffy100: I see youSinging the Life: Script 14 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
missfluffy100: there's a potato growing behind your ear
Pookie776: that poor potato.
Pookie776: i mean...hello thar > >
missfluffy100: how've you been?
Pookie776: tired :|
Pookie776: and yourself?
missfluffy100: more or less the same
missfluffy100: only moar hormonal
missfluffy100: poor Otacon
missfluffy100: why didn't you tell me he was still kidnapped?
Pookie776: because...it was too painful.
Pookie776: for Snake. he likes to leave these things alone.
missfluffy100: I know some people
missfluffy100: who know some people
missfluffy100: I could help him >3>
Metal Gear SolidMetal Gear Solid7 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
METAL GEAR SOLID
EXT. SKY OVER HIMALAYAS - TWILIGHT - NIGHT
A semi-futuristic transport plane streaks high over the
mountains at a very fast speed. We see it from many
angles, especially the decal on the tail that reads
FOX-HOUND with a fox holding a combat knife in its teeth.
INT. PLANE - TWILIGHT
In a steady shot we see the occupants of the plane: SNAKE is
seated hunched over, fiddling with his SNEAKING SUIT; BIG
BOSS is seated opposite him, much more relaxed with his ever
present cigar--he fiddles with a Distinguished Service Cross
on his chest; REVOLVER OCELOT stands beside Big Boss's
right, doing gun tricks with his COLT SING