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Rules for starting/being in a rock/metal band band   
1. make sure you know what type of music youre playing. no mixing genres. (ex: country rock)  2. no more than six members (you are not oingo boingo)  3. no less than four members (no two member bands!)  4. acoustic guitars are not cool unless youre playing a ballad on them. no metal has ever been played on an acoustic guitar. you are not brett michaels  5. the bass player CAN sing! examples: KISS's gene simmons. Wingers Kip winger.  6. dress your genre. if your grunge, dress in jeans and a plain color shirt. if youre punk, dress in tight jeans, wear a moh
What immediately comes to your mind when you think of Africa?  An uncivilized continent only finding its salvation through European enlightenment seems to be the most common element in literature as far as Africa and its people are concerned, though this is slowly getting better as time passes.  Whether or not Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad is a racist novel as Chinua Achebe suggests, its faulty usage of Africa as a setting does further the stereotypical conceptions of an Africa before colonialism.  Through Things Fall Apart, Achebe manages to succeed as a teacher, writer, and pioneer against a further, more
Aye darling! have you heard the N.E.W.S. today? Not only am I not coming home, but joy of joys!!Kevin '07 has given us moneys! and nickels to!!We will now be able to sleep at night… thanks to Esteban! Well at least our lullabies will be sad and delicate.Ah, but to love is such a tragedy, and the hills have never looked so hopeful, all we know is that nothing in this world makes sense until our eyes are the size of moon… due to.. moonshine?Wow, I do find myself smack bang in the middle of a PUN! Or perhaps even and irony…Ahh dear Mitchell we do know you are so punny (yes, it WAS intended) and we will never be emo, because emo is
The Weeaboo’s Guide to War   
 Wapanese. Weeaboos. Japanophiles. They go by many names all indicating the same type of person. Said person is obsessed with Japan, clinging to anime, Japanese culture, and sushi to provide them with entertainment. Many of these people, though they’d disagree, are woefully unprepared for life in a war zone. Hopefully this guide will serve these people well and turn them back towards the righteous path I like to call “Reality”.   
 First of all, how do you know if you’re a Weeaboo?   
Do you:   - Watch anime exclusively, rejecting other ca
The world as I see it (as it is)   
 
 
Graduation is coming up fast, and life is coming at me even faster. I'm seventeen and I'm at the point in my life where I want independence but once I have it I wonder if I will com to regret it and question whether I will be able to handle it. Like my friend James says I rely on others far too much. And though I want to run my life, I’m also scared of running my life. I’m scared of life period. The world is a cruel and unforgiving place that waits for no one, helps no one, and uses everyone. Today’s world thrives on greed, lust, and the never ending desire for power.
    In my writings I will be using a few different things which may not be clear. Any I have been questioned about will be noted here.   
Exaggerated Internet Speak: (ex. lol i went 2 skool 2day and we had tacos 4 lunch and i turnd my paper in 4 clas a day erley!!1) This is not me talking; this is usually Anonymous Person Online (or APOL) giving a rebuttal or anecdote   
“No. F.”: This comes from one of my school classes. If you did something really dumb on an essay, all that would be put there is “No.” with no explanation, and usually followed by you getting an F on the paper.  
i cant beleve he sed that to me! he tol me he was 4 gay marige! how dare he!!!1 gays shudnt be aloud to get maried, is not wat the bible sez!!1!! im gonna go beet him up for wat he sed about it!!!!!!!   
 Stop. No. F.  First off, you’re not going to go beat him up, you’re going to sit there and whine about it. Be honest. But it the off chance you do take said action: You get F! And when you fight him, I hope some sense gets knocked into you.   
 It’s his freedom of speech. If you get offended over someone else’s view, you really do need some sense knocked into you. In this case, the

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