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Anti-twilight top 10Top 10 ways to kill sparkly vampires.   
10.  Chop it up into tiny pieces and burn it to a crisp.   
9.  Tell him what Stephen King said about their creator.   
8.  Tell him your actual significant other is better than they are.   
7.  Infect yourself with the zombie virus and eat him.   
6.  Use a Starman and tackle them.  Eight or more kills earn extra lives!   
5.  Ending Blow or Mortal Draw; they all bring death.   
4.  Terra Branford as an Esper multi-casting Ultima.   
3. &n Anti-twilight top 10
Don't pass this torchA little boy ran out of an aisle and straight into me today. As I helped the boy to his feet I could see an apology in his eyes. He couldn't be older than seven at the most, and clearly not hurt.   
The boy's father, who was following close behind him, began to berate the boy with every synonym of the words stupid and retard in the English dictionary. Almost as if he belittling his son publicly like this was somehow his backwards way to apologize to me. But that wasn't what he was doing. His attention was focused in on the young boy alone. The father didn't even glance at me.   
As they moved away, I began to wonder if thi Don't pass this torch
Animal Hoarding SpeechAnimal Hoarding   
Have you ever heard of the crazy cat lady? An old lady with large collection at cats and is believed to be mentally insane. This is a stereotypical interpretation of animal hoarding. However many do not realize how potentially dangerous this can be to the pets and the owner/ crazy cat lady.   
It is my pleasure to be here to talk to you about animal hoarding today; this includes the crazy cat ladies. But before I continue, I would like to explain the exact definition of animal hoarding. Animal hoarding is when someone has a collection of animals usually which are not properly cared for. This is considere Animal Hoarding Speech
Sad storyIt was midday, the sun was out and it was scorching. He was carrying a lot of pots, bottles and tubs, and God knows why he was wearing a kind of jacket. The hot air made him sweat, but he continued silently to carry all pots. He seemed to be a villager in midlife. If he had to judge him by his appearance we would say that he spend all his life in misery, but was that the case?  Running around him there was a big black dog. The dog was looking sad with its huge, dark eyes and the man started talking to it: "He he, Blue …" He said and Blue gave him a sad look. "We weren't always like that, were we?"  He asked rhetorically an Sad story
random japanese wordsあいうえお　　　　　　　　　　  かきくけこ  さしすせそ  たちつてと  なにぬねの  はひふへほ  まみむめも  
やゆよ  らりるれろ  わを  ん   
さかな  いぬ  うし  とら  ねず& random japanese words
The Dating AdMy Dating Ad. (This isn't a joke, it serious stuff!)   
Well, if you are reading this, then you are most likely expecting a weight gain story. Well, not this time, but if you are single, and would like to date a freshamn in high school, yes, I am a freshman, than please stay on here. I am looking for a girlfriend, and I am desperate. So please, if you want a boyfriend, please say something.   
First a little about myself. I am 6 foot, smart, have short brown hair, wear glasses, have a deep voice, enjoy acting in plays, writing weight gain stories, playing video games, and sleeping. Those are my hobbies and description. If The Dating Ad
paint your life"Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can."  -Danny Kaye  
This quote by Mr. Kaye is a new spin on an old saying: "Live life to the fullest." I find it foolish to attempt to live life to the fullest. I do believe one should give their all in everything they strive to do. In living life, however, one should not strive to fulfill all possibilities, but rather to focus their all on meaningful goals. To each person, the goals may be different. Some might find that they are satisfied by working hard and living well. Others might be convinced that it is friends and family that matter most. While still others would arg paint your life
"The Talk"The first time my sister sat me down and gave me "The Talk," I realized right from the start; puberty's going to suck. It's something some girls just can't quite grasp. When I first got my "visit from Aunty Flo," I got so scared I actually screamed. My sister told me that it was completely normal; that it wasn't a big deal. But you tell me, what's so normal about "surfing the Crimson Wave?" It doesn't help that she heaped all the information about "becoming a woman." I mean acne,  growth spurts, abnormally large feet, menopause, and the birthing process? "What's with this?" I thought to myself, "Am I really going to have to go throu "The Talk"
The Wing and the PrayerAnd the Most High has looked upon his times,   
Therefore you will surely disappear, you eagle,  
and your terrifying wings, and your most evil little wings,  
 
"War has laid low our institutions."   
For Cicero said of Caesar.  
 
"War has laid low our institutions."  
Empire lost within the impose of peace  
Left to wander in the notions of nation  
 
 
For the low, the forgotten, the no longer the few  
We seek to inspire peace and to spare the imposition  
Of this decadence within democracy now on display  
 
 
All wash within the same waves ye The Wing and the Prayer
Late Night Thoughs on LifeAs i write this small peace, it comes to my mind that it is the first essay I post here, and it is the first essay I write on English, Not that I think it makes an difference.   
To put it simple I'm up late around 2 am and I just felt to write some stuff that just flies around in my head.  I keep saying to myself that i have come over her. But have I? I still think in the dark and lonely time before I fall asleep. Then again on the other hand, I have lost those thoughts of ideas that could make her mine.   
Do I have lost interest in her? Not at all. I would rather say that I have accepted the fact, that she might no Late Night Thoughs on Life

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