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The Narrative OC MEMEI. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:
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II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either Character One or Character Four :

III. Jealous, Character Three tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails… why is that?

IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick eitheThe Narrative OC MEME3 years ago in Short Stories

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Every YouTube Fight Ever(This will almost certainly contain heavy profanity and the usernames used in this were pulled out of my own head and aren't any real people that I know of but if someone has usernames matching them then it's probably coincidental).

SamusFan20 in the video description: This is my Metroid compilation of pictures in a slideshow featuring Samus set to Queen's "We Will Rock You." I hope you guys enjoy.

DisgruntledAsswipe87: Jesus Christ you're such a faggot. Why the hell would you post pics of a fictional girl and set it to Queen? Do yourself a favor and go get a REAL GIRLFRIEND, loser. Oh, and stop shaming such a great band with such a shitty Every YouTube Fight Ever3 years ago in Short Stories

Real Vampires Vs. TwlightReal: Fangs ripping open the neck of a whore, sucking out her blood until she's a shriveled up corpse.
Twilight: Teeth used to munch gently on a bunny rabbit.

Real: Skin burning painfully in the rays of the sun until the entire body is consumed in fire.
Twilight: Skin sparkling.

Real: A forbidden love that can never be, creating eternal suffering.
Twilight: A teenage lust of a couple months.

Real: A creature constantly having to outsmart the newer generations of vampire slayers and their cursed wooden states of death.
Twilight: An all powerful godmoding creature that can never ever be killed, unless by another vampire, but even then wiReal Vampires Vs. Twlight3 years ago in Short Stories

THE GAY AGENDA: RevealedStep One:Get the right to marry so we can destroy the institution, and continue the work of conservative Christian Republicans who demand the right to divorce, as well as the individuals such as Britney Spears who mock it.Step Two:Gain adoption rights to corrupt the youth and make them all into happier people who understand that hatred is tearing this world apart. (Hopefully, they'll all be bisexual, so we get the best of both worlds.)Step Three:TAKE OVER THE WORLD, and paint it in rainbows. ^_^THE GAY AGENDA: Revealed3 years ago in Short Stories

A Very Short Story

Everyone was two inches tall.

The End.A Very Short Story1 year ago in Short Stories

The Narrative OC MEME 2I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:
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II. Asleep, Character Two or Character Four are dreaming of their most pleasant childhood memory. What is it about?

III. However, Character Five continues to toss and turn, haunted by their childhood nightmare! What scared them as a child?

IV. Character Two finds a diary with Character Four name on it. They eagerly read a random page to themselves. What does the entrThe Narrative OC MEME 23 years ago in Short Stories

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Hetalia vs Cleverbot- America

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Hetalia. Or any of the characters used in this. Or Cleverbot.
WARNING: This has hints of USUK.
(A/n: Hey guys! Sorry for not updating for a while. I've decided that I will update all of my fanfics/stories
every Saturday, okay? This way, I can have some sort of deadline, which will help me to update faster.
Anyway, now it's America's turn to visit the Cleverbot.)

User: AMERICA HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
Cleverbot: No. You did not win. You're trying to cheat now. I won, you lost. Admit it.
User: WHAT? I'M A HERO AND HEROES DON'T CHEAT! D:
Cleverbot: You are good.
User: OF COURSEHetalia vs Cleverbot- America2 years ago in Short Stories

The Narrative OC MEME 3I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:
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II. Character Two  has taken a part-time job as a substitute teacher at a learning facility. How did their first day go? What were they teaching?

III. Character One  and Character Five   are hired as police officers and end up placing Character Three  into custody. Does everything go smoothly?

IV. Character One  and Character Two The Narrative OC MEME 33 years ago in Short Stories

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RomeoThe name's Romeo. Yeah, alright. Don't bother. Whatever you were about to say, I've already heard it: considering the fact that probably everyone in the world is force-fed Shakespeare at some point or other, it's not surprising that all the stupid puns that come my way aren't exactly original. I've had English teachers yell lines at me, thinking that, for some dumb reason, I've got the whole play memorised. Not likely. My parents didn't call me Romeo because they're Die Hard Bard fans. Dad lost a bet to a mate. Not exactly enchanting.

I was watching TV inRomeo2 years ago in Short Stories

How To Be Normal

HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMAL TEENAGER:
(In 15 easy steps!)

1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult.

2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you!

3. To be normal, you've gottaHow To Be Normal2 years ago in Short Stories

The Cake Theory

The Cake Theory

"Baby Cakes," the latest episode for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, evolved our understanding of the Equestrian world in more ways than one. Now, thanks to pony genes, we're able to see how two Earth ponies can give birth to a Pegasus and Unicorn without any immediate relations to ether race. Answer: Recessive traits. Thank you 8th grade biology! However, there are some questions that still need answering. I personally have a theory that pertains to each Cake baby, so let's slice right in!

Pumpkin Cake

Now, we're all familiar with Twilight Sparkle's struggle to learn and advance in magic as a young filly. In the episoThe Cake Theory1 year ago in Short Stories

101Things We Learned From Repo1. Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

2. Luigi don't take shit from no one.

3. Blind Mag's eyes can do more than see.

4. Being a Repo man is a thankless job.

5. Mag would rather be blind.

6. Gold makes the world go round.

7. Happiness is not a warm scalpel.

8. It's possible to use a human being as a puppet.

9. Having your face fall off isn't fatal.

10. Pavi can't do fractions.

11. Graverobber is real.

12. Paris Hilton can actually act.

13. Even Rotti Largo can't prevent his passing.

14. Pavi will get laid.

15. Luigi will shoot you in the face.

16. One brain will mark it up.

17. Nathan carries ninja knives.

18. Organ reposs101Things We Learned From Repo3 years ago in Short Stories

How To: Write a DrarryHow To: Write a Good Drarry
1. Start with them hating each other
2. Put them in a room, all alone (detention or trapped in the Room of Requirement will do)
3. They miraculously become friends for no explained reason
4. Ron gets mad
5. They both realize they love each other, but don't tell each other
6. Ron randomly is no longer angry
7. One of them accidentally tells the other his feelings
8. They end up snogging in a public place that is randomly empty (such as a major hallway, the Quidditch pitch, or the lake)
9. They secretly "see each other" (i.e. have sex) nightly in the Room of Requirement or the Astronomy Tower. Strangely, thiHow To: Write a Drarry3 years ago in Short Stories

Bad Touch Trio X Reader - Hot Summer Day

BAD TOUCH TRIO X READER – Hot summer day.

''It's just too hot…'' You complained.

You and your friends, Gilbert, Antonio and Francis were lying in the garden of Antonio's house. It was summer and freaking 35°C without any wind. Even in the shadow of the big tree you were lying under it was still too hot.

''I'm gonna die…'' Gilbert moaned.

''Maybe if we all get rid of these clothes it'll be cooler, honhon.'' Francis grinned.

''No way, you pervert!''

''Good idea Francis, _____, you do it first.'' Gilbert said with a smirk.

''Seriously guys, sometimes you really are perverts…'' You said as you wiped the sweat off yBad Touch Trio X Reader - Hot Summer Day11 months ago in Short Stories

50 Things I Cannot Do To....... ENGLAND1. I cannot tweak his eyebrows.
2. Even if they need to be tweaked.
3. But, sadly, not by me.
4. Probably by America.
5. England fancies America.
6. I'm not allowed to mention this to anyone.
7. Even if it is really obvious.
8. And even if it would be really fun to see France's reaction.
9. Because France doesn't know despite the fact that it is really obvious.
10. I must not stray off topic.
11. England and Germany wouldn't like it.
12. I mustn't tell England his cooking is terrible.
13. Even if it is.
14. I mustn't tell him his cooking is wonderful.
15. Even if it isn't.
16. I mustn't sample his cooking to test50 Things I Cannot Do To....... ENGLAND1 year ago in Short Stories

Germany x Reader - My new German teacher

It was only a week or two until you had to return to the most boring place you could imagine….school. Sure you had your friends to keep you occupied, but aside from that, it was the last place you wanted to ever be at. You had just gotten your school schedule in the mail and were a little anxious to see the teacher's you would be stuck with throughout the school year.

Scanning the list you thought as you went over the teachers' names. 'Ok, well for Math and History, I got Mr. Munn and Ms. Lee…hopefully I'll have some of my friends in those two.' As you continued your way down the list you gave a few sighs and smirks at the teachersGermany x Reader - My new German teacher9 months ago in Short Stories

Top 100 Awesome Prussia FactsTop 100 Awesome Prussia Facts

1. Prussia doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way.

2. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Prussia can throw Brett Favre even further.

3. The Prussia military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Prussia could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

4. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Prussia can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

5. Prussia stared evil in the face, and it backed down.

6. Prussia can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roTop 100 Awesome Prussia Facts2 years ago in Short Stories

Just Kill Yourself“All right, we get it, you’re really depressed and everyone needs to know it. Will you please, for your sake as well as everyone else’s, just kill yourself already?”

For a moment, the good doctor’s words stunned young Jeremy, seventeen-year-old boy with black hair, eye shadow, and minor scars all up and down his arms and legs. It was the first time anyone had just up and told him to put his money where his mouth was, or more aptly his dad’s gun where his mouth was, and do what he threatened to do. Like clockwork for the past five years, he had gone to the doc and the doc had given him reassurance, prescriJust Kill Yourself5 months ago in Short Stories

100 Ways to Annoy Knockout100 Ways to Annoy Knockout:

1) Tell him that red is defiantly not his color. In fact, you think he could use a paint job. And his optics should now be blue.

2) Explain in a dreamy voice that you would love to ride in the most powerful Cybertronian vehicle out there… you want to hear the purr of the engine and feel the soft vibrations of the car… yes, you really would love a ride inside of Optimus Prime.

3) Tell Knockout that the Vehicon (Decepticon drones) know more about cars then he does.

4) After a long hard battle against the Autobots, go up to Knockout and say you've seen better fighting from a sparkling. Oh yeah, and he's 100 Ways to Annoy Knockout2 years ago in Short Stories

The Crackiest USUK Fanfic Ever Written

America stared blankly ahead with a confused and slightly disturbed look on his face. England had gone into one of his magical gay trances again.

"Good day, Sir Teletubby, would you like some tea? What's that, Flying Mint bunny? Would you like some too? Oh stop, you! It's my pleasure!"

Not only was he carrying a conversation with his imaginary friends, but he was also wearing a tiara…a pink miniskirt… and Tights. Surprisingly, America found it looked kind of… attractive on him… 'Wait a minute, what the hell was I just thinking?' America shook the thought out of his head abruptly, mumbling to himself.

"Anyways, just what aThe Crackiest USUK Fanfic Ever Written6 months ago in Short Stories

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