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Nunca Mas..."Nunca mas" estas palabras son muy triste para mi. Seguro que estarás diciendo que estoy loca solo por que me pongo triste a decir una palabras sin sentido. Pero cada vez que digo Nunca mas mi corazón se acelera y mis ojos se humedecen.

Para mi el "Nunca mas" es que en mi cabeza resuenan los pasos de los militares tomando a nuestro país, los llantos de los recién nacidos alejándose de sus madre. Madres desesperadas llorando viendo como un soldado le arrebata de sus manos a su preciado hijo y se lo lleva lejos. Tan lejos que no los ven nunca.

Padres preguntándose ¿Donde esta mi hijo? Personas Nunca Mas...1 minute ago in Short Stories

TomiDemi woke up to a annoying tapping she looked at the clock 3:11 in the morning what the hell?? who is tapping at 3:11 in the morning!? She looked at her window and saw a familiar face smile and wave at her “Topher..” Demi stood up slowly and walked over to her window and opened it.

“hey babe!!” he said like it wasn't 3 in the GOD DAMN MORNING!!

“what the hell do you want??”

Topher then just walked in “my brother is a piece of shit. And you said when I can't take it anymore I could come over.” Demi did say that...she was starting to regret it a little “alright alright.” Demi closedTomi2 hours ago in Short Stories

PewdieCry Fanfic( note - please don't take this seriously it's late at night i am eating an apple in bed what am i doing but you know whatever thanks ^_^ )

cry was abt 2 leaf pewds and then pewds was like cry wait man ily 5ever and cry was like yoooooo and pewds was like o wait i have a gf nvm man lol and cry was like k and they brohugged and it was fuckin sweet

the endPewdieCry Fanfic4 hours ago in Short Stories

Mooseland Version 2!Mooseland

Are you a moose who is tired of constantly needing to find food sources? Are you tired of drunken hillbillies and hunters firing their rifles at you for game and population control? Then look no further! Mooseland is your answer to all those dilemmas! Mooseland provides sanctuary from human scum and provides the best in living conditions and food availability. But where is Mooseland you might be telling yourself. No worries, you do not find Mooseland; Mooseland finds you!Mooseland Version 2!5 hours ago in Short Stories

Getting ready for the party. Flazz Story A girl around the age of eighteen walked into her living room carrying a WII, controllers, games, a sensor bar, and the cords for it. She then placed the stuff on her couch and sighed wiping sweat off her forehead. "I believe I have everything." she mumbled and looked at a clock that hung on the wall. "Hmm...still have another hour till everyone gets here..." she mumbled. She grabbed the WII, and his cords.
She crawled onto the small table and which had a gap big enough for her to fit under, she pushed the cord back their and she placed the WII, beside her T.V. she then crawled back under the table, and she hooked up the color coded cords behind the T.V. she then grabbed the plugin and she shoved in an eGetting ready for the party. Flazz Story7 hours ago in Short Stories

[Tavros] That awkward moment when...“Tavros, I want a piggy-back ride.”

You crossed your arms stubbornly as you tried to give the troll your best pouting face. Eridan would have been proud of it.

“Wh-why do you want a piggy-back ride, [Name]?” Tavros shuffled his robotic legs as a blush crept onto his grey cheeks.

“Because I haven’t had one in a while. And no one else wants to hang out with me.” You blinked sadly at him, turning on your puppy dog eyes.

Tavros tried to look away, tried not to give in to your pleading, but failed. Sighing deeply, he replied. “Al-alright, [Name].”

He hoisted you up onto his back, wrapping [Tavros] That awkward moment when...7 hours ago in Short Stories

Ive counted five cop cars in the last half hour."Ya know it ain't gone work" Ah, like that would stop her...Quinn shoved her hands into the front pocket of her jacket, watching as the fellow female ignored her completely and instead concentrated on climbing in the tree. Quinn turned her head to check over her shoulder; wondering if anybody was coming.
...Not that they would. Especially because it was in the middle of the night.
"How long is this gone take? People back at home gone get a stick up their butts if they notice I'm not there." Quinn turned her head back to realize that the girl was now halfway up the tree trunk.
"Pft, what's the hurry? It's 8'clock...and it's not going to take long at all!." Hannah, finally making it up the tree found a stable branch to sit on. Once she was satisfied she grinned widely, picking up the binoculars tried around a long black string around her neck; obviously getting ready to do some spying.
"..Uh-huh. Dat's if the cops don't catch you first" Quinn kicked at a random fallen leave from thIve counted five cop cars in the last half hour.9 hours ago in Short Stories

If only...If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind... I'd be SO skinny!If only...12 hours ago in Short Stories

Colorful Candy SkySee the rainbow,
Taste the rainbow. Colorful Candy Sky14 hours ago in Short Stories

Piccolo Jr. Comes to MellowbrookIt's been awhile since the last time I saw Piccolo Jr. Well I'm back at home in Mellowbrook again, now I'm following Kick Buttowski taking pictures of him and knowing all of his favorites and having them, but I'm still Piccolo Jr.'s #1 fan.

I should have told him where Mellowbrook is, but Mom was wondering where I was. I wonder everyday if he is coming or not. I waited and waited for him to come, but nothing. I drew a picture of him to remind me he is coming over here. Until I saw someone in a white cape with green skin, then I realized it was Piccolo Jr.

He was waiting for me outside the school, then the bell rang. It was the weekend, end Piccolo Jr. Comes to Mellowbrook14 hours ago in Short Stories

Love Tourney Tier ThreeVal stared at the ground from where he was hanging in the Chandelier. He sighed as
the time ticked away. He tilted his head back to where the light fixture was connected to the ceiling...
Or at least, was a few seconds ago.
With a loud crashing noise, both Val and the chandelier came crashing down to the
ground. Moaning in pain, the demon pulled himself from the wreckage of golden metal littering the floor. Wincing, he walked over to the wall and leaned against it, assessing his injuries.
"We'll... Nothing's broken..." He muttered to himself. HLove Tourney Tier Three16 hours ago in Short Stories

Sonic the Hedgehog gets a TV Sonic the Hedgehog gets a TV

It was a good day in Station Square. Sonic the Hedgehog was at home, wearing a red T-shirt, blue jeans, a blue jacket, and his gloves and shoes. He walks into the living room and sits down on the couch.

Sonic: Let's see what's on TV.

(Sonic picks up the remote and turns on the TV).

The TV was playing a marathon of the show, "Friends".

TV: Yeah. Can I get a three piece, some coleslaw, some beans, and a coke? *yells* Diet coke. (Laughter).

Sonic: Oh, man, I love this show! This could never get old, right?

Five hours later, Sonic was still watching Friends.

TV: Hey, Rach. How you doin'? (Laughter)

Later...

Sonic the Hedgehog gets a TV 17 hours ago in Short Stories

TODAY by Taylor Swift the Movie - Global warNingTODAY by Taylor Swift the Movie - Global warNing [quick scene]

It was quite a normal night in the hills were Emmy's house sat, the air cool and the wind blowing. Lucy danced on the roof, eating a popsicle while Erick sat down at the front steps. Taylor and Emmy took turns running up and down the hills. Emily flew around while Roxie plucked at the strings of her guitar. The full moon hid behind the thick, gray smoke like clouds. A tint of orange covered them because of the streetlights... but it was faint because there weren't many. Oh, and excuse me. I didn't mean to put normal in the beginning. The reason why they were outside was because tTODAY by Taylor Swift the Movie - Global warNing17 hours ago in Short Stories

Secret Violence Is MagicMy real name is... Mary-Beth Stella. I was born and raised in England, as the second child of one elder brother, Marcus.

Marcus and my relationship was anything normal as an annoying little sister and a busy older brother. As much as I bugged him, he would always find time to play. I could remember the times he took me to the public park to play, or, on special occassions, he would take me to those fast food resturaunts and play in their play areas with the other kids. Marcus always told me to be extremely careful when I go play, and always told me to come to him if one of the kids were bothering me.

He was just like a dad. Odd, because I aSecret Violence Is Magic19 hours ago in Short Stories

It was the night of Christmas It was the night of Christmas Eve. There was plenty of kids with their parents at the park party enjoying candy canes. My grandson and I came up with an evil plan, a plan so evil no one ever thought of it before. We started watching these kids from our balcony when ran out of candy canes. We noticed they were eating candy canes and sharing them around. Then I decided to put the plan in motion, to steal the candy canes from the kids.

Out of nowhere. The perfect distraction presented itself. A big, fat man, dressed in red. It was Santa Claus. He held his sack over his shoulder. I told my grandson to scale down thee wall and run over to the paIt was the night of Christmas 20 hours ago in Short Stories

O siedmiu kozlatkach i relikcie przeszlosciO siedmiu koźlątkach i relikcie przeszłości.

Pewna koza mieszkała z siódemką swoich ukochanych dzieci w wolno stojącym, rozwiniętym technologicznie domu na obrzeżach Wrocławia. Któregoś dnia, mama chwyciła integrator toksoplazmatyczny, służący zachowaniu bariery transformacyjnej, który w połączeniu z rozrusznikiem teleportacyjnym, przenosił na znaczne odległości.
- Idę na zakupy! - poinformowała dzieci. - Nasz teleport się zepsuł, więc muszę skorzystać z niego u naszego sąsiada, panaO siedmiu kozlatkach i relikcie przeszlosci21 hours ago in Short Stories

ConnaceJace sat in a gay bar with his best friend Bennett, but tonight Jace's head just wasn't in it. Bennett sensed this in his friend “He babes what's wrong??” Jace looked up at Bennett “oh Nothing, just thinking..” Bennett was a little worried about his friend, Jace loved coming here flirting with everyone. Jace always walked out with 3 different numbers. But tonight something was wrong “Jace boo come on tell me.” Bennett pleaded give him those..Bennett like eyes. Jace sighed “alright, I....I got a crush”

“WHAT!?” Bennett practically yelled, Jace CRUSH!? That sounds more impossible thenConnace1 day ago in Short Stories

HetaliaxReader:Let Me Tell You About HomeStuckHetaliaxwriter
Let Me Tell You About HomeStuck

"Hey guys!" I called down the hall of Alfred's house.

"Oh hello ____."

"Guten Tag."

"Hola."

"Privet."

"Bonjour."

"'Sup."

Everyone greeted me. Apparently we were all there for a party for god knows what hosted by the Awesome Trio themselves.

"Hey ______ how's it going?" One of my friends, Alfred asked.

"Oh I just read this really awesome webcomic ever! It's so awesome! Way better than Gilbert, Mathais, and you skateboarding into my pool last summer." I said.

"HEY!" The trio shouted.

"Ok, vhat more awesomer zan us?" Gilbert asked.

"Yeah?" Mathais agreed.

"____ tell us what it is?" AlHetaliaxReader:Let Me Tell You About HomeStuck1 day ago in Short Stories

Hetaliaxwriter: Let Me Tell You About HomeStuckHetaliaxwriter
Let Me Tell You About HomeStuck

"Hey guys!" I called down the hall of Alfred's house.

"Oh hello Allie."

"Guten Tag."

"Hola."

"Privet."

"Bonjour."

"'Sup."

Everyone greeted me. Apparently we were all there for a party for god knows what hosted by the Awesome Trio themselves.

"Hey Allie how's it going?" One of my friends, Alfred asked.

"Oh I just read this really awesome webcomic ever! It's so awesome! Way better than Gilbert, Mathais, and you skateboarding into my pool last summer." I said.

"HEY!" The trio shouted.

"Ok, vhat more awesomer zan us?" Gilbert asked.

"Yeah?" Mathais agreed.

"Allie tell us what it is?" AHetaliaxwriter: Let Me Tell You About HomeStuck1 day ago in Short Stories

Life of a 6th grade loser chp:1Amber's pov:

Right now I was tugging my suit case up the old stairs to my new school. Its name was PMS or Powers Middle School. These schools were for people who had powers and needed to control them. You mainly live there like college! Only you learn to control your powers! So far I'm learning the basic's, weapons, healing, p.e., pet taming - what ever that is, and last is a free period. My lunch is after healing. My parents wanted me to go to a normal school but G.U.N forced them to make me go to a power training school so there's no 'accidents'. I think they just want our powers but I had to go, but hey! Its free~. I turned around to see Life of a 6th grade loser chp:11 day ago in Short Stories

The Shower Curtain GhostThe Shower Curtain Ghost

The shower curtain ghost resides behind my shower’s curtain.
The way I imagine him he is just a pair of wet feet.
He does not like to be in the shower when someone else is there: Instead he stays there when the floor is dry and makes his own puddles. The puddles come from the body that does not exist, the water coming from where the ankles fade into the calves.
He enjoys his solitude.
He doesn't like to be kicked out of his place by the drain by naked people. That’s why he blows the curtain with his ghostly powers so that it sticks to your legs and makes you shower faster so you don’t have to dealThe Shower Curtain Ghost1 day ago in Short Stories

The Sincerest Fool Chapter 3The Sincerest Fool

Chapter 3

(4/13)

The next morning Rei was walking down the school district making his way to School till he saw Yosuke speeding past him but ended up crashing a surprised look to appear on Rei’s face before he quickly made his way over to Yosuke who was rolling around on the floor in a trash can.

Yosuke/ S-Someone...

Rei couldn’t help but sweatdrop from the way Yosuke was acting before letting out a small sigh.

Rei/ *I swear he must be the unluckiest guy on the planet but that’s what happens when you ride that fast. I think I better help him out since it’ll be too cruel to leave him like this, The Sincerest Fool Chapter 31 day ago in Short Stories

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