
[Tavros] That awkward moment when...“Tavros, I want a piggy-back ride.”[Tavros] That awkward moment when...1 month ago in Short Stories
You crossed your arms stubbornly as you tried to give the troll your best pouting face. Eridan would have been proud of it.
“Wh-why do you want a piggy-back ride, [Name]?” Tavros shuffled his robotic legs as a blush crept onto his grey cheeks.
“Because I haven’t had one in a while. And no one else wants to hang out with me.” You blinked sadly at him, turning on your puppy dog eyes.
Tavros tried to look away, tried not to give in to your pleading, but failed. Sighing deeply, he replied. “Al-alright, [Name].”
He hoisted you up onto his back, wrapping

Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
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You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.
You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.
" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "
No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.
The Knight of Causing Bordem.
" Is it almost done yetttttt? "
" _____, it's still in

Sollux x Reader x Dirk The Geek vs The Otaku Part1" YOURSARE! " " Yours are. "Sollux x Reader x Dirk The Geek vs The Otaku Part13 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
This has been going on for ten fucking minutes.
TEN.
Not five.
TEN.
This Roxy chick was still sleeping and your (mom/dad/grandpa/ma/blugh) was standing next to Rose annoyed as well. As you looked at Kanaya you literally saw little clubs in her eyes? What. You then turned to your right and saw Terezi , Karkiteen, and Sollux. Terezi was laughing, Karkat was fuming, and Sollux was just standing there. He adjusted the 3D glasses that you found on the floor, after he lost them, and sighed ever so loudly.
" GUYS! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL THIS YOURZAR GUY IS ,BUT WHATEVER! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR MORE THAN TEN

Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember Me1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "
He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "
* BACK IN TIME! *
" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disappear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done i

You know you're Homestuck if......this is stupid.You know you're Homestuck if...3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
You ask people what their star sign is and compare them to that troll.
Rainbows have a whole new meaning.
You know every line to Broadway Karkat and sing those lyrics instead of the original.
You're more frightened of clowns than you used to be.
Everything in your life relates to Homestuck and you constantly point it out.
Faygo is the best soda.
The sound of honking freaks you out.
The word bucket/pail makes you break out into giggles/laugh awkwardly/cringe.
Shipping. That is all.
Nick Cage is one of your favourite actors.
You put the bunny back in the box.
Dead Daves are the enemy.
Some of your favourite emote

Revenge of the Belly Button-Sollux x Reader You knocked on Sollux's door loudly.Revenge of the Belly Button-Sollux x Reader5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Sollux!"You yelled,"Come out here,you little asshat!"You were angry.Very angry indeed,for Sollux had hacked into your laptop,making it nearly impossible to gain access to.Of course,no one answered.Who would at the sight of an angry female who was,at the moment,very dangerous?You growled in annoyance and looked for a window to break.It was like he was expecting you,for every window had wooden planks behind them.
"Fine then,if you wanna play it that way,we can play it that way."You said walking off to find a hammer,crowbar,anything to get in there to attack him.Then you realized,once you got in there,you

[Nepeta] That's not what I thought would happenYou pounced on your friend as you both rolled down the hill, landing in a jumbled mess of limbs. Both of you giggled as you attempted to untangle yourselves from each other.[Nepeta] That's not what I thought would happen1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Eventually you found yourself on top of Nepeta, pinning her down with your hands on either side of her face. Her adorably flushed green face grinned back at you, her fangs poking out making her the cutest thing you have ever seen.
You flopped over to lay next to your friend, wrapping an arm around her thin waist to pull her closer. Nepeta’s hat had fallen off during your little tumble, exposing her horns completely. They looked like candy corn, nestled in a sea of

America x reader It's not what you think!"Are you sure you're ready (name)?" your boyfriend Alfred asked.America x reader It's not what you think!3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Y-yeah, I'm just kinda nervous. This is my first time doing this" you stuttered.
"Ok, just tell me if it hurts" you nodded.
He slowly put it in. It hurt more tha you expected it to be. Tears formed in your eyes.
"(N-name)! Are you ok?" he said. You could hear the worry in his voice. He didn't want anything to hurt you! He quickly took it out and wiped your tears away.
"Y-yeah I'm fine, c-can we try again?" you asked. It still kind of hurt but you could take it. Alfred gave you a look.
"Ok then, are you ready?" you nodded. He slowly put it in again. It didn't hurt as much as the last time.
"(name) I'm going to do this again so tell me if it still hurts" he said.
"O-ok Alfie" you replied. He kissed your cheek and put the other contact in your right eye.
"Alfred that hurts!" you squeaked.
"Well I'm sorry but you have to stop moving so much! I've poked your eye twice!" he said.
"But this is my first time using contacts

All the right friends in all the right places[DavexReader]All the right friends in all the right places18 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
The sound of something crinkling underneath you arm is what woke you up. You groaned as you shifted in your bed, opening your eyes a crack to see what it was. There, nestled between your sheets, was a blank red envelope, slightly wrinkled. You rubbed your eyes as you reached over, clumsily ripping the paper. You pulled out a note with seven neatly printed words that looked somewhat like instructions.
Get dressed and head to the kitchen
You mumbled something about roommates as you threw on a pair of jeans (which you placed the envelope in) and a t-shirt as you hopped down the stairs to meet the person whom you shared a house w

[Kanaya] Why hello thereYou crouched behind bush you were currently situated behind. You were currently stalking a certain fashion troll and were determined to stay hidden until the perfect moment.[Kanaya] Why hello there3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kanaya, the aforementioned troll, sat down on the park bench, pulling out a sketch book as she scanned the array of humans strolling along the sidewalks.
She scribbled down the best bits of the outfits that caught her eyes, eager to mix them together to make the best ensemble for a certain friend of hers.
You crept up behind Kanaya, eyeing the drawings in her lap. When she paused for a moment, your hand reached up immediately and poked her horn.
She whipped around, he

Leporiphobia-DavexReader Dave Strider was walking towards his shared apartment with Bro.Something rustled in some nearby bushes,but he shrugged it off.He could tell it was just a bird or something.He sighed and looked down to see a white bunny.He jumped.His breathing became faster and he slowly backed away.It hopped towards him.Dave gave out a small whimper and took a step back.He heard something thump to his left.His head snapped towards to the noise and he saw another bunny,though this one was more of a gray colour.He froze,unable to move from that spot.'Maybe if I just stay still long enough they go away.'He reasoned with himself.They hopped closer towards him anLeporiphobia-DavexReader1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This

Pop Rocks [insert]your name is _____, and this is whats happening.Pop Rocks [insert]3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Let's explain, shall we? You sit there smirking like a perverted idiot but what you're smirking at has nothing to do with your pervy mind. You have just handed your best-friend, (and flush crush) [BLANK], a small bag of pop-rocks. This is going to be entertaining....
[yup. its happening. im gonna be making a pop rocks for all the trolls..... so stay tuned]

Hetalia: Neko GermanyxReader"Why did it have to rain now?" It was a nice day and you decided to walk to the store. You spot a cat on the sidewalk and approach it. "Aw, poor kitty." You decided to take the cat home for now.Hetalia: Neko GermanyxReader3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
~Time Skip brought to you by Gilbird~
"There you go, all cleaned up!" you say to the cat. You noticed it had a ribbon in the colors of the German flag around its neck. "Looks like you got out somehow. I'll look for your owner tomorrow."
Ding-Dong
"Hello, Gilbert." you say blandly. (Still holding the cat) "That is unawesome! That is not how to address the Awesome Gilbert!" "Hello, Awesome Gilbert." you say unenthusiastic while rolling your eyes. "We'll work on it. I didn't know you had a cat!" he said reaching out to pet the cat. Hiss! "Hmph!" Gilbert said walking inside. "Welcome in." you say sarcastically. "I found him on the streets." "Hmm. I dare you to kiss that cat on the lips!" "Why? I don't think cats have lips either." "Because I dared you!" "That's

HetaliaxReader:Let Me Tell You About HomeStuckHetaliaxwriterHetaliaxReader:Let Me Tell You About HomeStuck1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Let Me Tell You About HomeStuck
"Hey guys!" I called down the hall of Alfred's house.
"Oh hello ____."
"Guten Tag."
"Hola."
"Privet."
"Bonjour."
"'Sup."
Everyone greeted me. Apparently we were all there for a party for god knows what hosted by the Awesome Trio themselves.
"Hey ______ how's it going?" One of my friends, Alfred asked.
"Oh I just read this really awesome webcomic ever! It's so awesome! Way better than Gilbert, Mathais, and you skateboarding into my pool last summer." I said.
"HEY!" The trio shouted.
"Ok, vhat more awesomer zan us?" Gilbert asked.
"Yeah?" Mathais agreed.
"____ tell us what it is?" Al

You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia...You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia...1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
[] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you
[x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
[x] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
[x] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[x] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media
[] When you question why only a few countries us

Immaturity (PDC)His concentration slurred as he grappled for the sides of his shirt, tugging almost whiningly, letting his intoxicated head rest on his chest as he giggled and hiccuped. He hummed enjoyably as hands srtoked over his hips, pushing away clothing and touching his skin softly, without a tremble, but giving him a smirk.Immaturity (PDC)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You're really out of it, bro..." the other was whispering, almost chuckling to himself, helping Cry get off his shirt, kissing down his chest softly.
But he was getting impatient. "Wh-who cares?" Ryan replied, grabbing his collar and dragging him back up, staring at him through squiffy eyes. "C'mon, Pewds, it- it's not like this i

HetaliaxReader: Scary Movie Marathon (drabble)HetaliaxReader: scary movie marathon (Hetalia of the Dead)HetaliaxReader: Scary Movie Marathon (drabble)5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
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Ok, so the countries were having a scary movie marathon to compare their movies. Apparently all their movies were just plainly scary, yet strange. As Italy slept on one side of the room, the others watched America's movie to end the night. And believe me they all agreed that his movies were just plain... odd.
Then a knock came on the door.
"AHHH!" America screamed, "What was that?"
"It was the door git." An angry Brit said.
"IT'S THE MONSTER!" The American screamed.
"Nein, it'z probuly zomevne azking us to be quiet."
"Actuarry that's ____." Japan e