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Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.
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You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.

You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.

" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "

No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.

The Knight of Causing Bordem.

" Is it almost done yetttttt? "

" _____, it's still in Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!3 days ago in Short Stories

Immaturity (PDC)His concentration slurred as he grappled for the sides of his shirt, tugging almost whiningly, letting his intoxicated head rest on his chest as he giggled and hiccuped. He hummed enjoyably as hands srtoked over his hips, pushing away clothing and touching his skin softly, without a tremble, but giving him a smirk.
"You're really out of it, bro..." the other was whispering, almost chuckling to himself, helping Cry get off his shirt, kissing down his chest softly.
But he was getting impatient. "Wh-who cares?" Ryan replied, grabbing his collar and dragging him back up, staring at him through squiffy eyes. "C'mon, Pewds, it- it's not like this iImmaturity (PDC)2 days ago in Short Stories

Slender: The Rebuttal (Parody)

In a dark, stanky *** forest there was a man living alone. He was an aspiring artist who would draw self portraits then hang them on walls and trees hoping to get them noticed. He waited and waited for travelers to see and to his dismay his art was missing the next day. He wandered around the forest investigating for clues, "I wonder where my art has gone" said the man. Oh yeah he doesn't talk. "hm mmhmhmhmm mh mh mhhm hmm mmmh" said the man. He noticed an obese girl wearing a One Direction t-shirt and a cat ear beanie holding a few of his artworks walking near some trees, he wasn't going to stand for this. Actually he was, he was goiSlender: The Rebuttal (Parody)3 days ago in Short Stories

New In Town- Part TenPerry followed the girl into a room that appeared to be the kitchen.
“I was zee cook for zee woman who leeved in a place like zees, but then… zee accident.” Leanna sighed. “I am happy I was able to leeve in zees kind of house again. I love zee house. It ees my one true home.”
She turned the light on. In the light, Perry could see that Leanna was strikingly beautiful for a human. She had long strawberry-blonde hair and blue eyes. Her face had a concerned expression.
“How’s zee weather?” Perry asked curtly.
“I know you must be… a leetle unhappy at being kept here.” Leanna saidNew In Town- Part Ten2 days ago in Short Stories

New In Town- Part ElevenPerry was lying on his back. He was in a large, white room with a single window. The room was filled with teddy bears.
He felt sore, especially in his head and back.
He didn’t understand why he was here. What had happened?
A slight memory slipped into his mind. The man holding him… asking him about Carl…
Perry hadn’t told them he knew Carl.
Where was he? Was he here because he didn’t tell them who Carl was?
“Carl?” Perry asked. His throat didn’t produce a very prominent noise. It had forgotten how to chatter after so long.
He was very confused. He had no idea where he was, or why no one he kneNew In Town- Part Eleven1 day ago in Short Stories

The Next HokageTitle: ‘The Next Hokage’ or ‘Three candidates?’
Fandom: Narutoverse
Word Count: 1344
Genre: Humor/Crack
WARNINGS: Crack-ish. The ‘ish’ because I started writing this out as a crack, but a part of me wants this to happen.

Standing before the Hokages desk were three of the candidates, finalized to become the next Hokage. Sasuke Uchina, Naruto Uzumaki and Konohamaru Sarutobi were proudly standing in the Hokages office, silent and confident, waiting for Tsunade to finish reading her report to announce who will be her successor.

A lot had changed in the five years since the war ended. The devastation was immenThe Next Hokage2 days ago in Short Stories

Just Give Me Your Smile (Male!Reader / America) P2

Hours pass by until I was the only one left remaining in the church. I look down at my watch to see that it is already ten at night. The church should be close soon. And I will have to leave soon…

This is it. Now’s the chance I shouldn’t let it go to waste.

I’ve been through enough prayers over this past six weeks to finally let my will be accepted and for God to finally understand my feelings that I’ve suffered over the guilt of not being able to save my parents and just let them continue to suffer in the end. By now, He should finally understand what I have been through and allow me to begin my ceremony.

AfJust Give Me Your Smile (Male!Reader / America) P22 days ago in Short Stories

SUPREJALE THE FANFIC 1 SMALLDICKOnce, two young speedsters named Kittyy-sama and Rissi were jusT FUCKING WALKING along, then this dude with big tall hair and shit was all like groping their girl titties like woah dude you're not Evan R in grade 5 then this big white robot dude starts like chasing that guy with the Dolly Parton hair like an 80's prom queen and the guy just starts to pick those two girls up but one of them is fat and he's like "Whoa bitch go on a diet." and the fat girl's like "Whoa nigger you need to fuck me you're all rapist like and shit." then that robot dude picks that jackoff there up and we all fly through this big dick and shit, and then go through thSUPREJALE THE FANFIC 1 SMALLDICK2 days ago in Short Stories

HTMR-Si no fuera un pais... 03Capítulo 3. “Existencias fantasmas”

Atolondrado por todo lo que pasaba, se disculpó con su ahora familia y se retiró. En el caminó observaba las calles con atención, el mundo que él creía conocer no existía.

Se detuvo frente a un pequeño, debía ir a investigar sobre la historia del mundo para comprender las cosas mejor. Entendía perfectamente lo de aquella nueva brecha de mar, pero ¿Por qué los cambios de territorio de Estados Unidos, Guatemala y Nicaragua?... y ¿Por qué Costa Rica no existía en el mapa?...

-¿HTMR-Si no fuera un pais... 033 days ago in Short Stories

Friendly!PrussiaXReader part 2!!!

Friendly!PrussiaXReader part 2!!!

(l/c) A country you like OTHER than Prussia. K? Human names please!

You ran to your room, launched yourself onto the mattress and started crying. After being turned down, you were in a horrible mood, and to make things worse, you didn't study for your Chemistry test.
"I HATE MY LIFE!" You say loud and clear enough for you to feel a little better, but not loud enough for the whole Academy to hear.
"(l/c) isn't worth it. He doesn't deserve you." You hear a heavily accented voice say.

"Huh? Hmph!" You pout into your arms when you see it's your best friend, Gilbert. "Go away! Go!" You say, tears springing fromFriendly!PrussiaXReader part 2!!!10 hours ago in Short Stories

Cannibal EmilyChapter Two

“So minions, what are you names? PHYIC! I don’t care just entertain me.”
All the girls standing in front of Emily huddled together, obviously scared of the cannibal. All but one.

“You,” Emily said pointing to the perverted smiling one. “You shall entertain me first.”

The girl clapped slowly “Yay. So my name is Andy, but you can call me the Llamanator, that is pronounced L as in Booty shake, A as in Stuff, MANTEROFFHer, got it?”

Emily stared intensely at the tall auburn, probably thinking of ways to kill her but who knows.

“Okay, so to entertain you on this derfday Cannibal Emily11 hours ago in Short Stories

random literatureI chuckled a little, funny thoughts were running through my head...

later in the day

I put on my mask, now was the time to explore the forest, I remembered seeing shiny stones there. I held onto my most favorite shuriken in the palms of my hand on my tail, but in a way that the sharp edges wouldn't give me a wound. I smiled a little when I remembered that I made a deal to meet a friend there, or rather two, I would rather just call them A and I. I looked at myself in the mirror, I have always had 5 pinkish red eyes, dark gray spiky short hair, and an unusual tail only my species had. I had a rather loose cloak on at this time. "hm I might brandom literature12 hours ago in Short Stories

Fugah and the Immovable ObjectAj and Jonah hurried around street corners and pedestrians. “How much further?” Jonah asked.

“Just a couple more turns,” Aj panted. They spun off the street and down an alley where they promptly ran into a large pink wall. They stumbled back, holding their faces.

“What hit me?” Jonah asked.

“This thing,” Aj said as he slowly walked up to the wall. Near the top of it was a small face.

“What? Is this the thing you wanted to show me?” Jonah asked.

“Actually, I have no idea what this is.” Aj knocked on it a couple times with his knuckle. “Let’s go find anotheFugah and the Immovable Object1 day ago in Short Stories

Moar stupid conversations BLAHFatJubei98: I feel like making another role-play.
ghost-the-wolf: Will it be like last time?
FatJubei98: Most likely not.
ghost-the-wolf: Good.
FatJubei98: Now, what can it be about?
ghost-the-wolf: How about including more of your friends than me and Skully in this one?
FatJubei98: Good idea. Now, how do we set the stage...
snivy08: I have an idea.
FatJubei98: What is it?
snivy08: How about doing it inside the studio?
FatJubei98: That's a pretty interesting idea.
snivy08: Yeah?
FatJubei98: But it won't work with my idea. *punches snivy08 straight out the window*
ghost-the-wolf: Dafuq LOL
FatJubei98: So, we need more people. But who to add inMoar stupid conversations BLAH2 days ago in Short Stories

Tales from the Celts- This is Halloween“Yo Ireland!” America shouted slinging an arm around the red head’s neck. For a loud man, he was very good at sneaking up on people who didn’t want him. “So looking at our past Halloween Party’s history and realized you haven’t hosted a party yet!”

“There’s a reason for that you git.” Ireland growled slightly. He was… a little testy when it came to Halloween. The stupid American had turned his sacred holiday into a commercial holiday for children; undermining the actual danger.

“Its because you’re planning something AWESOME right? Yeah! That’s it! DTales from the Celts- This is Halloween2 days ago in Short Stories

GH Homework: General HistoryAcademy History, huh?
Aria L. Smith almost laughed out loud when she received her assignment. Where on earth was she supposed to begin? She was currently lounging on her dorm bed, and her eyes wandered up from her laptop to the framed diagram on the wall.
The winding lines and chicken scratch labels depicted a map of her tunnels. The Trenches, she smiled fondly thinking about their construction. After she had first been accepted to The Academy, a small delay in curriculum approval resulted in a few students living at the academy for a few class-free months. During this time, Aria had only just met her greatest friend, Avon Stratford, and had decided to pass the time building those tunnels. From a small, under-the-dormrooms project, it gained a mind of it’s own and grew. Then grew. Then grew even more until it spanned almost the entire campus. She uGH Homework: General History3 days ago in Short Stories

ASDFHetalia 1ASDFHetalia 1
Warning: Nonsense

“Hehehehe~” America giggled.

“Got your nose!” England smiled, pretending to take America’s nose.

America continued to giggle.

Suddenly, Italy busted through the door, dressed in a police officer costume.

“LOOK OUT, HE’S GOT A NOSE!” Italy shrieked, then shot wildly everywhere.

“Idiot..” Germany muttered somewhere in the background.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ADSF HETALIA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“You’ve gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it’s gonna kill meee…” America begged to Japan.

Japan slowly backed away…
ASDFHetalia 13 days ago in Short Stories

Random stuff 21 Crappy Gay Story.Crappy Gay FanFic
Welp this was something random i did for a friend... And this involves to dude, sooo gay shit will happen in this story :D don't like GTFO.. ALSO IF YOU DON'T LIKE BADLY WRITTEN STORES THEN GO. you have been warned
Ch.1?(there may be more to come?)
It was a rainy day and 2 males were trapped inside a house, because who would want to get we in the rain. Well they didn't, so they stayed inside the warm house drinking hot coco with those cute tine marshmallows in it. Ohhh it was so very good, but for some reason both boys wouldn't talk or even look at each other. Now what’s up with that? They've been the best of friends Random stuff 21 Crappy Gay Story.6 hours ago in Short Stories

random literature ( fixed )I chuckled a little, funny thoughts were running through my head...

later in the day

I put on my mask, now was the time to explore the forest, I remembered seeing shiny stones there. I held onto my most favorite shuriken in the palms of my hand on my tail, but in a way that the sharp edges wouldn't give me a wound. I smiled a little when I remembered that I made a deal to meet a friend there, or rather two, I would rather just call them A and I.

I looked at myself in the mirror, I have always had 5 pinkish red eyes, dark gray spiky short hair, and an unusual tail only my species had. I had a rather loose cloak on at this time. "hm I mightrandom literature ( fixed )12 hours ago in Short Stories

!!Please Ignore!!He was wearing the same thing he always wore, his trench coat and sunglasses. Inconspicuous, like an obese woman suddenly bursting into song in the library. He clutched his notebook to his chest and tapped his foot impatiently as he waited in line to get his bagel. Every second that went by furthered his suspicion. The woman in front of him was chit chatting with the boy behind the counter about her pet gerbil and how he was all so cute, but he didn’t care. No, all he cared about was his bagel and starting every sentence with a comma.

Finally, after an eternity of waiting, the woman grabbed her frappuccino and left. It was his turn to!!Please Ignore!!13 hours ago in Short Stories

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