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New In Town- Part NineIt was dark.
“Buh-lowfish.” Ferb said loudly.
“Shh!” Phineas whispered.
Even though there were faint lights along the walls, Phineas still had a sense of foreboding. He didn’t like the feeling this place gave off.
Ferb jumped suddenly. “Did you hear that?”
“Stop it.” Phineas said, his voice shaking.
“No, really.”
Phineas listened. He could hear very faint whispers.
Grabbed me by the arms…
People coming…
Hear something…
Where? Where are they…
I like sandwiches…
“F…Ferb…” Phineas clutched Ferb’s arm.
“Perry?New In Town- Part Nine6 hours ago in Short Stories

New In Town- Part EightMonty stood and waited by the receptionist desk.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder.
It was Vanessa.
“Hey.” Monty said, grinning at her. “What are you doing here?”
“My dad told me what happened.” Vanessa said, smiling a little. “I think he’s secretly worried. I’m sorry about Perry. Did they say if he was going to be all right?”
“They don’t know yet.” Monty sighed. “Right now, all I know is that my father’s lunch is ready.”
Vanessa laughed.
“I got your flowers.” Monty said. “They mixed them up with Agent P’s presents. Man, iNew In Town- Part Eight9 hours ago in Short Stories

Noyade- Le baigneur : "au secours, je me noie !"
- Le passant : " c'est pas cool !"
- Le baigneur : "ben, si, justement..."Noyade11 hours ago in Short Stories

Animals Character Quiz (blank)Sketches/Etché

[] You are very shy
[] You tend to be a bookworm
[] You enjoy swimming
[] You believe your dreams have some deep meaning
[] You get cold very easily
[] You like to make sketches of things you see/dream of

total:

Lightning

[] You can run very fast
[] You are good with technology
[] You have a sibling you dislike
[] You have a fear of water
[] You have a love-hate relationship with someone
[] You have lots of rivals

total:

Swirly

[] You don't remember things easily
[] You're good at sneaking up on people
[] You dislike salty foods
[] You're always running away from things
[] You want to do the right thing
[] You are a leadAnimals Character Quiz (blank)9 hours ago in Short Stories

YogShorts: Lomadia and Lalna - Oh brother"You should really stop getting so sick all of the time." Lomadia said as she fed Lalna the last bit of mushroo stew she had. "I can't help it. You out of all the people should know that." Lalna said with a smile on his face. Lomadia sighed. "Yes, I know... But you need to be careful. If you are, the time in bed can be decreased and you could do something else, like working on an invention that will obviously back-fire, just like everything else you made." She said while putting away the bowl. Lalna suddenly realized what she said. She was right, about the working part. He could work on his work-in-progress upgraded Laser gun. Lalna looked atYogShorts: Lomadia and Lalna - Oh brother17 hours ago in Short Stories

Real estate fate hateDr-J33 stepped through the front door with his jacket tied around his waist, sunburnt, and clutching his head with one hand.
Dr-J33: Its good to be-
Dr-J33 notices the Helgans and fatfan on the coffee table.
Fatfan: I sold the house to the Helghest.
Dr-J33: ..........
Helgan: GHASP!!! ITS HIM! THE ONE WHO KILLED THE CORNEAL!!!
Fatfan: You killed their former leader?
Dr-J33: He was a caramac shipper.
They all aim their guns at Dr-J33.
Dr-J33: I give you to the count of three to get out.
Dr-J33 grabs a usas from the closet and breaks it, grabbing the Twinz. However the theme didnt play.
Dr-J33: FATFAN!
Fatfan unimpales himself, whips out smiley, breaks it, and grabs the jubilees.
Fatfan: WANT SOME CHEESE!?
Dr-J33: GRATZIE!!!
Fatfan runs towards Dr-J33.
Dr-J33: From destruction comes joy!
Fatfan: Joy brings ruination!
Dr-J33 aims the Twinz at Fatfan.
Dr-J33: Destruction shall give birth to justice!
Fatfan: Satisfaction will pave the way!
Both: LET LOOSE THE JOYS OF DESTRReal estate fate hate5 hours ago in Short Stories

Crack OC MemePICK YOUR VICTIMS!

1. Rhyme
2. Makoto
3. North Carolina
4. Ryuichi
5. Beat
6. Rhythm
7. Akita
8. Fantasia
9. Neo
10. Hana

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How will [1] describe [6]?

Rhyme: Well... He is my older brother and all and probably one of the most understanding ever. He always knows just how to make me smile even when I am down in the depths of depression.

[5] and [4] were locked in a closet together. What does [10] see when he/she found them?

Ryuichi: *Strangling Beat*

Beat: *Strangling Ryuichi*

Hana: B-both of you please stop trying to kill each other right this instant...!

For whatever reason, [7] decides to kiss [2]. How does [2] react?
Crack OC Meme5 hours ago in Short Stories

Commision for mfox334O4 The dark-haired female walked down a street,to her friend's house.She was told that it was a party.Yasmina (F*CK YEAH I'M YOUR FRIEND!) would hold a party every week.
When she rached the house,before to could knock,a light brown-haired girl welcomed her with a goofy grin,the glasses on her nose almost falling off.
"Hyaa!Marie,glad you came,bra!" the blue-eyed almost yelled playfully,getting a glance back to see a certain Dane trying to get down the stairs with a bag."WAIT FOR ME!!!" Yasmina yelled at him,racing towards him,and sitting behind him on the bag.
Marie was almost glaring at them as they fell down the stairs,every fall making tCommision for mfox334O416 hours ago in Short Stories

Around the Town (Super Crossover Fanfiction)

“Yuuichi, isn’t it?” said Hikaru, a girl with ponytails, who was talking to the 2nd grader while having hot chocolate in a coffee shop (because it’s always a coffee shop in the author’s random fanfiction scenes, right?).

“Yup!” said Yuuichi. “Nice to meet you, Hikaru…what was your surname again?”

“It’s Park, but in Japanese, it’s pronounced as Paku,” the girl said in a shy way. “Pretty awkward, huh?”

Meanwhile, Duke was outside the shop, smoking his way to the heavens.

“Smooth and fragrant…I feel so lightheaded…like going iAround the Town (Super Crossover Fanfiction)19 hours ago in Short Stories

7. LoveI didn't mean to keep staring at him. It was because of the unwritten rule of having to always sit in the same seat that you arbitrarily chose on the first day of class. I always thought it was a stupid rule, but I don't like the looks I get if I sit in a different spot than last class. College kids are fascinating in a psychological sense, but not in many other ways. It was mainly due to that fact that I kept showing up to my classes at all.

But this guy sat directly across from where I sat in my Abnormal Psych class every Tuesday and Thursday at 3 pm. The class was much smaller than my General Psych class since it only had about 30 student7. Love1 day ago in Short Stories

Aika and Kin find outAiko’s POV
Ok I’ll just stay in my room till I find Maxie! Yeah good plan! “Aiko! You in there?” Aika asked as she knocked on my door. “Um, No!” I said. “You sound different. Are you ok?” she asked. “Um fine!” I said. It was silent and then the door swung opened. I hide behind the door. “Aiko?” Aika said. (Go away go away go away!) I thought. She moved the door. “Who are you?” she asked. “EEKKKK!!!” I yelped as I pushed past her. She grabbed my wrist and pinned me to the wall. “I’ll ask you again, who are you?” she asked again. I sighed. “It’s me, Aiko” she let me go and took a close look at me. “Ok, if you’re Aiko, tell me something only she would know” she asked. “Well, I know you told Kin this. You were a murder in the past” I said. She gasped. “Ok it is you” I nodded. “What da hell happened to you?!Aika and Kin find out22 hours ago in Short Stories

React to Vat19((Next react will be a movie or a trailer of a movie. IDK yet))
Ohio: I want that!!!! America can we get one?!
Suzi: Holy.....
Pinkie: I've made bigger ones than that! I can make a candy saute if you asked me to!
Jazmine: I mini shopping cart? Genius....
Sam: I am amazed
Flame: DUDE! These people are freakin geniuses!! I would buy anything they make!
Ztarly: You would
Flame: What's the suppose to mean?
Chicago: Wait this is all real?! Dude that's awesome!
Pan: Holy shit.... That is cool
((Videos they're talking about in description!))React to Vat191 hour ago in Short Stories

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