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WN? Parody part 1 in Short Stories
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Death Anniversary William was working in his office as usual, scribbling words on the paper in front of him. He stopped in his tracks as the clock struck three. Every day at 3 PM Grell would come to his office to turn in paperwork or just flirt with him, Will held up 3 fingers and started to count down.

"3...2...1"

And right at the last second the door opened, it didn't swing open like it always did, it just opened slowly. Grell walked slowly, carring much more paperwork than Will had assigned him. Will stared at Grell's every movement, he noticed that Grell was looking at watch that he pulled out of his pocket. Then he stood there, staring at William like hDeath Anniversary in Short Stories
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A questionable attempt at humorist writing             Girl’s Names. What’s the first name you think of when you hear that phrase? Jenny? Bethany? Perhaps even something extravagant, like Angelique? Or even, Monaca? I know girls with names like these.
It’s all cool. Nothing wrong with these names.
But then, some parent who wants their child to stick out in life went and named their little girl Danni.
This very girly girl with the long twin pigtails just above each ear gets a name like DANNI. That’s too close to Daniel for me. And I should know: I’m named Daniel.
You know, some guy calls for Danni and I hear “Dan” and say: “WhadaA questionable attempt at humorist writing in Short Stories
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Takie cus pierwsza lekcja rosyjskiego - Zdrawstwujdien moi darogie uczienniki na pierwej uroki ruskoko jazyka w klasie wtorej – ponad surową, pomalowaną na biało klasę językową wzbił się donośny i lekki głos profesora w średnim wieku. Był to owiany złą sławą, pochodzący z samej Rusi profesor Nikolaj Igriszenko – nowy nauczyciel grupy rozszerzonego rosyjskiego klas drugich. Mężczyzna był niemłody już, o nieco pulchnej twarzy i jasnych blond włosach, przyciętych równiutko zgodnie z panującą teraz modą. Oczy wyzierające zza grubycTakie cus pierwsza lekcja rosyjskiego in Short Stories
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The (Brief) adventures of Little Snail and The Boy in Short Stories
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SCSIM 56 THE MYSTERIOUS WOMAN

Raku ran around Xnorb, wondering where the voice was coming from ...

Raku: *running* dammit, where is this voice! *listening* it's clearly not here at Yeliab

he kept searching all over Xnorb. the voice was nowhere near the southern part or the eastern part, so he continued to search West Xnorb and North Xnorb. while looking, he found a levitating Mana with Matsu, Hali, and Mei. they didn't leave. Raku wanted to watch since the glowing and levitating looked cool, but he still had to search for the voice. it wasn't at Fort Ecnednepedni. the voice wasn't at Ulohsom either. but he started hearing it more loudly at EladreviSCSIM 56 in Short Stories
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Horrible.. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: Do you like muffins?
Stranger: Man utd fans?
You: Do you hate muffins?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Horrible.. in Short Stories
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Revengers Disassemble chapter 8 Chapter 8-So long and thanks for all the tuna

Loki was still craving tuna pudding. He possessed magical powers. He is a God. He does what he wants. Why can't he have tuna pudding? Oh yes, because he's meant to be plotting against the superhero wannabes. But plotting is soooo boring! It would be so much better if he was enjoying his tuna pudding, but noooo. He had to be all serious just because he was the leader of The Revengers. And anyway, Loki was the better of the group so why shouldn't he get the tuna pudding? Unlike the others, Loki did get what he wanted. He was king of Asgard for a short while, and he used the Bifrost to destroy JotunRevengers Disassemble chapter 8 in Short Stories
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SCSIM 55 CAPOAIRA pt. 2

it was Raku Vs Dez. but things started going differently in Raku's favor ...

the music player thing: *playing Complication - ROOKiEZ is PUNK'D*

Raku: *dancing smoothly in the beginning and then starts breakdancing wildly after a few seconds*

Faery: interesting choice in music

Rachel: o.o hurr

D-Jan: right, girl

Dez: :pissed: STOP THIS!!! *starts snapping wildly and repeatedly*

Raku: *evading the explosions by breakdancing*

Rachel: O3O hurrrr!

Raku: *uses the dancing as attacks at Dez*

Dez: *getting hit repeatedly* gah!!!! *tries blocking, but is unsuccessful*

Raku: *dances wildly, which in turn leads to great damageSCSIM 55 in Short Stories
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Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet

So there's like these two families, right, what are the same
In a place called Verona, init
And they like hate each other
But two people that have like never met fall in love. Wicked
But they like kill themselves, which is stupid right?
And their mams and dads are really mad
But they like stop coz the kids are dead
We gotta sit through all this for two hours
When I just told ya what happened in like two minutes
Init
So now you can all go home
Coz you knows what happens

Mercutio: Is he a man to encounter Tybalt?
Benvolio: Why, what is Tybalt?
Mercutio: More than prince of cats, I can tell you. He is…a JelliShakespeare in Short Stories
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