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MI and twilight crossover p4Jacob's POV   
How did I end up with going around this stupid fashion hell?  Oh yeah, Renesmee. But still why was I walking around with Emmett? No wonder people are giving us the most weirdest looks…  'Hey Hounddog, I didn't know they sold collars here.' He said followed by his booming laugh.  'Did you just say they do collars here?' Someone asked from behind, we both turned round to see a tall person in leather pants and a lime green top…is that glitter?  We both looked at each other.  'Erm, he was just joking actually…' I said quickly.  The man looked at us puzzled for a moment, th MI and twilight crossover p4
film ginny weasleys love tips(Film)Ginny weasleys 10 ways to show you like someone   
1. Don't talk to them for the first four years you know them  2. Randomly go out with a series of characters no ones heard of up till now.  3. Have lots of slightly awkward yet intense eye contact.  4. Randomly yell "shut up!" in the middle of sports try outs.  5. Tie their shoe.  6. Feed them a mince pie.  7. Run after them into a corn field related trap.  8. Kiss them in a magical room then run away and never speak of it again.  9. Remain strangely absent for the rest of the year.  10. Return  next year as his long lost film ginny weasleys love tips
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Operacja Swatanie czesc 2Dochodziło południe.  Winry z dziwną pasją przeglądała menu hotelowej restauracji, mrucząc coś niezrozumiale o nadmiarze jajek w jadłospisie i głupich obcokrajowcach, którzy znikają gdzieś nie wiadomo gdzie i nie dają sobie pomóc. Kiedy po raz setny bezsensownie przerzuciła kartkę (a dokładniej: niedelikatnie nią szarpnęła) Ed spojrzał się w jej kierunku z wyraźnym niepokojem.     -Stanowczo przesadzasz- powiedział lekko obrażonym tonem, na wpół zirytowany, na wpół zmart Operacja Swatanie czesc 2
chapter 4 Part 1After a week of travel Tigress had read her mothers diary (a gift from Shifu. He gave it to her before she left), and 3 ½ Twilight books. Tigress hated to admit that they were actually good (despite that Edward Cullen was a bit of a pedophile for being 104 and falling in love with a 17-year-old). But they were addictive. "No wonder all the girls in the village read them." Tigress thought to herself the final night of travel. Soon I will be back where I belong, were the last thoughts of a very sleepy tigress before she fell asleep.  
 
Tigress awoke not to the sound of a gong, but to birds chirping in the trees. It was a beautif chapter 4 Part 1
Ken_Ke and Twin Earth descriptKen_Ke: Kentenmaru_Kerra  
Kerra: shy Crystal  who forgets her memory and becomes Kerra when she gets transported to Twin Earth.  
 
Kentenmaru: the gentleman Inaku in chap 2. He's a shapeshifter. When Crystal first meets him, he's Inaku- an Aquan (merman). dont really wanna spoil..but part of the reason he transports Crystal to Twin Earth is because he decides Earth isn't safe for her to be. When he uses the spell to transports her, which he isnt quite skilled with, he loses his memory of her and she loses all her memory. When they meet again, Kentenmaru having shapeshifted into dog Outkast (name for now of ppl who c Ken_Ke and Twin Earth descript
Meeting of Strangers 
 
 "So, erm, do you come here often?"   
"Boy you thinking cuz im here that i come here often, who you think you are? Just cuz i stand in this particular spot everying evening a midnight exactly dont mean i come here often. Now shut yo ass up."   
 "I-i just maybe thought we cold be friends or something, listen can i get yo numba?"   
 "BOY you think cuz i standing wit my celluar device in my hand, that i want yo bitchass to text my most beautiful self? Well hell-to-tha-no, aint never gona happen, i text adam lambert before i text yo ass, and adam's gay, and i still text em. MHM."   Meeting of Strangers
Symptoms for 9 ObsessionThe Basic Symptoms of 9 Obsession:   
Saw 9 on the 9th ◘   
Will buy the DVD when it comes out ◘   
You've drawn all of the 9 characters at least once ◘   
The More Advanced Symptoms of 9 Obsession:   
You start to have crack dreams about 9 ◘   
You find yourself writing a 9 fan fiction ◘   
Makes your own 9 OC ◘   
Symptoms You Should Start Worrying About:  If you're ever doing a test and 'Source' is one of the answers, that's automatically what you choose ◘   
Whenever you have a one-digit multiplication t Symptoms for 9 Obsession
Paradomaxial textTranquility Paradox  "This can't be for real," I thought to myself, shutting down the power. "Oh, but it is," my brain replied, "Congratulations, man!" I properly thanked my brain for such a heart-warming remark, as it did make we wonder - why do me and my brain have such a huge difference in character anyway? Oh well, guess I'll never know. Hmm… Just hope my lunch goes down faster, than that last problem I had with this thing… While I'm on the subject, it's best to recall, what have I accomplished in these few past years so far…  Who could have thought en years ago, that any of these crazy plans could someday actuall Paradomaxial text
When I can be bothered. Pt1.Sonamy may cause space issues.   
In the green hill zone:   
Sonic: *Running* Arrhhhhhggg!   
Amy: *Chasing* Sonikku!   
In the Desert:   
Sonic: *Running* Arrhhhhhggg!   
Amy: *Chasing* Sonic! Stop!   
In the jungle:  
 
Sonic: *Running* Arrhhhhhggg!   
Amy: *Chasing* Sonic why wont you stop!   
In the city:   
(Two random recolours standing on the road)   
Sonic and Amy: (still running) RECOLOURS! HAHAHA!   
Recolours: We are NOT recolours! We're edits!   
Sonic: Sure you are.   
In the mounti When I can be bothered. Pt1.
Demon Chi and Boyfriends 3Chapter 3   
Elisa-Kay walk into Drago's Cell. She notice that it was rat invested hell hole.  
 
'No wonder he barbeques everyone in here. I would too if I had to sleep here.'   
Elisa-Kay could hear snoring. As she came closer to Drago's Cell, she could see him sitting on top of the cot that they provided for him, cross-legged and eyes closed.     'I guest he is a sleep. I'll wait until he wakes up. I really don't want to get burned trying to wake him up.'   
Elisa-Kay pulls her sketch book and I-pod from the cart and started playing music and drawing.  ………… Demon Chi and Boyfriends 3
61 Cats - 1BY  RITA CHEN AND CATRINA CHEN   
(SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK)  INT. DR. SMART'S LABORATORY – DAY   
BILL CHOPWICK enters Dr. Smart's laboratory and puts a briefcase on the table.   
BILL  SINCE YOU'RE A GREAT SCIENTIST, I HOPE YOU CAN HELP ME WITH MY PLAN. IF YOU HELP ME GET THE BEATLES IN BIG TROUBLE, THIS WILL BE YOUR REWARD.   
DAVE SMART stares at the money inside and says nothing.   
EXT. IN FRONT OF JOHN LENNON'S HOUSE – DAY   
In the morning, JOHN LENNON opens the door and sees a cat in a box on the porch. There's a label saying: "Take me home" on the box. 61 Cats - 1
61 Cats - 2INT. DR. SMART'S LABORATORY – DAY   
While Alex, George and Ringo are on their way, Dave Smart starts some kind of device which can control the cats. He leaves the room with a smile. Later the two people and the cat enter the laboratory. They see many strange devices and a big screen. The screen shows the inside of John's house. The 60 cats become mad. They rush, leap, scratch and bite crazily. John and Paul try their best to protect themselves from the attack.   
PAUL  OH MY GOD!!! THESE CATS ARE INSANE!   
JOHN  THEY'RE DESTROYING MY SOFA, MY TELLY, MY VASE, MY BOOKS AND…OH NO!! MY DRAFTS! & 61 Cats - 2
When I can be Bothered. pt.2An alternate part to Sonic adventure 2.   
Gun agent: Sonic the hedgehog! You have been accused of commiting several  crimes. Stand down or be destroyed!   
Sonic: What?! It was'nt me! I swear!   
Gun agent: We are not willing to take those risks.   
Sonic: You do realise you can only put me in jail once you've caught me?   
Gun agent: Oh yeah. Crap.   
Sonic: See Ya!   
*On angel Island*   
Sonic: Hey Knux!   
Knuckles: What do you want?   
Sonic: Well, I just came to say hi.   
Knuckles: Sure you did. So why are you really here When I can be Bothered. pt.2
10 guardians of angel ilse c2aThe 10 guardians of angel ilse  Chapter 2  Part A  The birth of 2 hedgehogs  Storm clouds hung low in the air that night as Knuckles rushed to the hospital but he was not the only man running to comfort a woman in labour that night.  Down below on the surface Sonic was travelling faster than he had ever travelled before to get to the Knothole general hospital where Amy Rose was giving birth right now, when he arrived, he ran up to the desk soaking wet and simply said, whilst gasping, "Amy".  To this the nurse responded "this way sir, if you please" and led the way up and down the twisting corridors of the immense 10 guardians of angel ilse c2a
Riolu and Me chapter 2~Riolu and Me~ Chapter 2   
 
Lucky for Lucario, the SSBB staff found an extra room for Riolu. Lucario was worried that is little brother might of broke stuff, like his stereo, his CD's, or even worse, raid through his "magazines". In the first place, he didn't want ANYTHING to do with Riolu, but he had to be his legal gardian, so Lucario was screwed. One morning, Lucario was taking a shower (I wish that MY dog did THAT!) He never locked the door ( for a guy who liked his privacy, quite ironic...) No one EVER  came in when they heard the shower running. (The Brawler's arn't pervs, well... we don't know about Ganondorf Riolu and Me chapter 2
The Dreaded Day         I sank lower into my chair at dinner hoping, no praying, that my mom would completely forget that I existed. "So Patrick, how was your day?" my mom said enthusiastically. "Did you meet anyone interesting?" I sank even lower in my chair and mumbled, "You have no idea." I stared at my steaming plate of meat loaf and mashed potatoes. "I'm not very hungry. May I be excused?" I pleaded with mom. My dad stared at me behind his horn-rimmed glasses and exclaimed, "Nonsense, you're a growing boy and you have to eat." My mom patted his hand. "Oh, let him go just this once dear." My father released m The Dreaded Day
The Fall of Mary-Sue"Hi! My name is MacKenzie Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffi'mthebest. But a lot of my friends just call me Mary Sue, I don't even know why! Hahaa! Anyway, I just moved from England, but did you notice my Australian accent? LOL, don't ask, it just has something to do with my uncle, Heath Ledger. Or was it my other uncle, Hugh Jackman? Oh, I forget."   
The tenth grade class stared at Miss MacKenzie "Mary Sue" Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffi'mthebest blankly. She smiled a radiant smile, flipping absolutely gorgeous beach blonde hair over her shoulder, her lovely, wide, innocent doe-like mocha-brown eyes glittering. She smoothe The Fall of Mary-Sue
Sinny goes Streaking in 2012
Jokea student comes to a young professors office after hours. she glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. ''i would do anything to pass this exam.'' she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.  
''i mean,'' she whispers, ''i would do anything.''  he returns her gaze. ''anything?''  ''anything''  his voice turns to a whispers. ''would you... study?'' Joke
Skulduggery Pleasant: Chpt. 1"Why exactly are we here?  I mean, this isn't exactly up our alley."   "I would consider ghosts up our alley , Valkyrie.  Besides, I thought it would be nice to get out and experience the the sights and sounds of Mackinac Island."   "Smells is more like it."   The carriage that was carrying Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain tottered up Stonecliffe Road, carrying the duo to Stonecliffe Mansion.  Valkyrie sighed and looked out the side of the carriage, deciding to take in the beauty.  'Sure it was be beautiful up here,' Valkyrie thought, 'but she would have much rather b Skulduggery Pleasant: Chpt. 1
The Price of ContentmentYou were one of the only people left in the world who was still captivated by leaves falling from the trees. Such a majestic process; so wasteful, yet so elegant. What had until recently been pliable, malleable natural forms – vivid and green – were now crinkled and crunchy brown corpses littering the floor.  I passed by them without looking. You took a detour, smashing them jovially underfoot, laughing and smiling in a manner that I had always wanted to emulate but had never been able. You were simply a happier person than I, that is all that can be said.  The leaves, though, had been in a road. A busy road.  Perhaps The Price of Contentment
All The Young Dudes Part 3Female rocker Stephanie thinks that being a boy, among other things, would greatly improve her skills with an axe - here meaning guitar. This is for Stiggy: remember when we went to York for Chloë's birthday and acted the 'impatient husbands' with Grace and Laura until we split off from the others? Well this came to me when thinking about what you said in HMV. So thankies very muchly :)  
 
 I knew something was different the second I realised I was awake. It was earlier than usual, and I simply didn't feel the same as I had yesterday. Not only in my head, but physically, too. My first thought was that I could be ill. But All The Young Dudes Part 3
Bundles of fun"Tyson are you gonna stand there and ignore me?"   
"Yeah why?"   
"How can you be so rude?"   
"Hey I'm not rude"   
Another day another heated debate. Hilary shook her fist in rage at the cocky world champion   
"You're such a baby!" Hilary went to grab him but manage to hold the urge back   
"wha wha! Change my diaper Hilary!" Tyson pretended to wipe his eyes while smirking. Hilary took a swing and him but missed. He laughed and began to run off when he collided with a figure walking in the other direction, dropping the object they were carrying.   
Tyson yelped in surpr Bundles of fun

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