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My last 6 words before death IOh, this dinner looks delicious, darling.My last 6 words before death I8 hours ago in Short Stories

Cutie Mark Demon Slayers Chapter 122 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters

Don't Eat the Muchroom“Jon!
” Called Emile running up to him

“What?” Asked Jon ready to go.

Emile said nothing but handed him a mushroom. Jon looked at it with a look of confusion on his face

“it’s a mushroom” Said Jon looking disappointed

“Yes it is”Said Emile with a cheesy grin.

Jon looked at him for a second

“Why is it a mushroom?” Asked Jon slowly

“You said you were hungry” Emile said still smiling

“What harm can it do?” Jon sighed before eating it

Emiles smile grew bigger. Jon swallowed and looked at him

“Why are you smiling?” He asked “Did yoDon't Eat the Muchroom8 hours ago in Short Stories

The Runaway Girl: Chapter 7Emile and Reese made it back to Emile’s house without incident. Emile couldn’t believe how tiring it had been, but he supposed he was getting an almost entirely new wardrobe to fit his new body. If nothing else, the experience had helped him get used to his body a bit, but every movement he made still felt rather strange.

“So,” Reese said, closing the door behind them, “What are you going to do with all your old clothes?”

“I’ve still got a few cardboard boxes hanging around from when I moved here, I’ll just put them in there. I think I’ll hang onto them for now, just in case they dThe Runaway Girl: Chapter 74 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters

Pottertalia: PolLiet “Sweets, luv?”

I looked up, blinking a bit as the sun hit my eyes. A rather plump-looking woman stood before me. She held out elegantly wrapped chocolates and delicious-looking jellybeans, the dazzling smile on her face only blinding me more. A large cart was perched in front of her, barely visible beneath the mountains of treats it carried.

My terrier Lietuva leapt from his perch on my lap, ecstatic at the prospect of new company. The strange dog seemed to see potential affection in everyone — except for me, that is, his master. The woman cooed with fondness for the sweet little puppy, beaming at his happy features andPottertalia: PolLiet22 hours ago in Short Stories

Surprise Death"I'd just like to say that-"Surprise Death10 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes

*Saint Peter*Hopefully Saint Peter will welcome me.

2013 Delice1941
19th June2013*Saint Peter*10 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes

Un campamento de eventos desafortunados cap 1Leer descripción antes de leer el fanfic.

No sabían cómo podía ser posible, no tenían ni la menor idea de cómo pudieron terminar enredados en un problema de tan grandes magnitudes. Mientras todos corrían por sus vidas, en sus mentes se hacían esa pregunta; quizás lo que les había pasado era un claro ejemplo del “efecto bola de nieve”, “el efecto mariposa”, el karma o algo por el estilo. Fuese lo que fuese no podían creer que todo hubiera iniciado en aquel lugar… ese lugar…

Hace unas semanas pero no más de 2:

La sede de la ONU. Un lugar donde muchas cosas tanto formales como insólitas han sucedido dentro de susUn campamento de eventos desafortunados cap 14 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters

OC Number Replacement MemeOC Number Replacement Meme
RULES::
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1) Pick 6 characters in any order
2) Don't change the questions
3) Please don't look at the questions while picking characters, it's more fun if you don't!
4) Tag 2-5 people to do the meme (if you want)
5) Have fun!
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PICK SIX CHARACTERS::
1. Arianna
2. Ray
3. Molly
4. Chase
5. Danny
6. Bradley
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1. Okay so first, introduce each other! [1] introduce [6], [2] introduce [5], [3] introduce [4] and vice versa.
  Arianna: Hi everybody, this is Bradley! He's like, my best friend forever! Isn't that right, Bradley? *hugs Bradley's arms*
  Bradley: He he, yeah, Arianna, totally. Can you let go of my arm, though? I thought Molly told you not to do that anymore.
  Arianna: *rolls eyes* She doesn't say anything.
Ray: *spits* This is Danny, and he's the worst person you could ever meet. *mutters about child molester*
Danny: *grins* Yes, weOC Number Replacement Meme11 hours ago in Short Stories

NOCT Side Contest ApplicationTrainer Name: Billy (Male, 18)
--Hometown: Aspertia City
Description: Tall and rather lanky, Billy barely keeps up with any of his Pokemon. He's lazy and completely unmotivated to do anything other than sit and watch nature run its course. He gave up on the gyms due to losing too many teammates to the, while all who lived abandoned him, save for Hale. This ginger may seem like an easy opponent, but he's still proved his worth on several occasions, something he hopes to do one last time.

Pokemon 1 Hale (Male, Zangoose)
--Attack 1-- Crush Claw
--Attack 2-- Shadow Claw
--Attack 3-- X-Scissor
--Attack 4-- Close Combat
Description: A self-proclNOCT Side Contest Application2 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters

Neglected OC ListNeglected OC List Meme

RULES::
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1) Pick 6 NEGLECTED characters
2) Don't change the questions
3) Please don't chose a character that you always use. It defeats the purpose of this meme.
4) Tag 2-5 people to do the meme (if you want)
5) Have fun!
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PICK SIX CHARACTERS::
1. Landree
2. Erik
3. Noele
4. Brittney
5. Matt
6. Aura

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1. First, introduce yourselves, since most of you aren't known to others. State your name, age, and one thing no one knows about you.

Landree: Hi, my name is Landree. I'm 15, and I've been yearning for adventure for years. I've been soNeglected OC List9 hours ago in Short Stories

LOOK MEG. I DID THE THING.Yuri was waiting.

She had arranged to meet up with Kurosutchi about the sudden onslaught of work he had been giving her and was he…God forbid…

Late.

Yuri felt her concern growing. Kurosutchi Mayuri just didn’t spell late. It was extremely uncharacteristic of him.

So where the hell was he?

As half an hour passed by ever so slowly, he had decided that was enough. She paced down the familiar halls of the 12th Squad barracks and began pounding her fist on a particular door.

“KUROSUTCHI MAYURI! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG YOU HAVE KEPT ME WAI--” She however was cut short by the hand of Urahara firmly but genLOOK MEG. I DID THE THING.11 hours ago in Short Stories

10 ways to annoy Carter Kane1. Remind him about the Zia and Ra crossover thing...
2. Ask him if they ever had to stop recording for bathroom breaks :)
3. Ask him why his sword Is all bent ;)
4. Dismantle Sadie's stereo and when she ask who did it yell, "IT WAS CARTER!"
5. If he ever records again, yell into the mic anything you want..
6. Stuff chili peppers into Freak the griffins turkeys, (good luck with the fire Carter)
7. Repeat step 5, this time yell anything that Sadie said about him.
8. Remind him about the swallowed by the croc thing :)
9. Pull a prank on Sadie without getting noticed, then say that it was Carter (hope your good at drama)
10. Tell him Felix has b10 ways to annoy Carter Kane11 hours ago in Short Stories

I'll Spoon YouAlicia was sitting at home 5:00 pm on a Saturday she was sick with a cold and she was sitting at her computer eating nutella out of the jar with a spoon. she herd the door open she thought it was just her parents coming home she set the nutella down and went to go greet her parents but instead came face to face with a dude about 18 he had golden brown eyes and orange hair with freckles covering his face "Hello!" he said smiling "can i come in?" he asked "uh...why?" alicia asked wondering why he would want to go in "well its awfully chilly out here and i forgot my jacket i just need to make a call and i'll be out of you life!" he lied Alicia lI'll Spoon You19 hours ago in Short Stories

OC Number Replacement 2RULES::
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1) Pick 10 characters in any order
2) Don't change the questions
3) Please don't look at the questions while picking characters, it's more fun if you don't!
4) Tag 2-5 people to do the meme (if you want)
5) Have fun!
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PICK TEN CHARACTERS::
1. Aurora
2. Jay
3. Karter
4. Nephyt
5. Asp
6. Slade
7. Danny
8. Molly
9. Brett
10. Bradley

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1. First comes first, who are you, your age, and add an interesting hobby!

My name is Sea.

I'm fifteen.

I play softball and do these memes =D

2. [4] What do you regret the most?

Nephyt: I regret ever letting mOC Number Replacement 210 hours ago in Short Stories

When SuddenlyRules:

1.Do not look ahead

2.Do not kill off characters unless otherwise specified

3.When you're done, link back to the blank meme and post your finished meme in the comments section for the blank meme.

Pick 10 characters. You can pick characters from TV/books/games/whatever, OC's, or heck, you can pick your friends. I don't care who they are.

It's recommended that you pick characters from similar-ish universes, but whatever, it's your meme.

1. Kenzie

2. Mason

3. Darren

4. Drake

5. James

6. Catherine

7. Callagher

8. Fabian

9. Ellen

10. Me

1. It's another ordinary day at 5's house. He/she decides to kick back and relax. What isWhen Suddenly12 hours ago in Short Stories

A Storm Can't Be Stopped

"Oh my my, what do we have here?" the cheerful tone was truly eerie and disturbing as the thick Scottish accent of Chloe Storm rang out as she grabbed Winter by her hair in the indy show in Chloe's hometown of Edinburgh, Scotland as she started to drill her with a series of hard headbutts to the side of the head of the more experienced former TNA Knockout and WWE Diva as Chloe scowled at the fans before picking Winter up and hitting a hard DDT to the babyface for the match as she floated over as Winter was on her knees, Chloe ran off the ropes and drilled Winter with a big boot to the side of the head as she picked Winter up and drilled her wA Storm Can't Be Stopped8 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes

Queen - Series 1: Star Formation - Act 3Act 3: Bassist Loaded

Prologue:
Bassist John Deacon joined Queen some time after Freddie had arrived at the age of 19. He was often referred to as the “quiet” member of the group, didn’t sing very much with his band mates (backup or otherwise), and was in charge of most of the band’s finances. Obviously, this is not how he joined.

Scene I: The Theater, a few weeks after the events of Act 2
John Deacon, who you may know as the young guitar player from Hyde Park and the one who suggested to our three heroes to take out a loan to help buy their base of operations from Act 2, pulls his old car up in front of said base ofQueen - Series 1: Star Formation - Act 343 minutes ago in Introductions & Chapters

CollectionShe knocked on the door, wearing a lavender dress with her hair down, playing up her youth and carrying a large purse. The priest opened the door and she smiled at him.

“Father, I need some advice. I realize this is your personal time, but may I please come in?” She asked sweetly, he paused then sighed and stepped aside.

“Come in then.” He headed to his living room and sat in a chair. She followed him in, but remained standing.

“I’ve been giving a task, and I really need to complete it… Can you help?” She looked down at her feet, a dark smile spreading across her lips.

“I’ll do Collection2 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters

Happy Tree Island Episode 2 pt1Kelsi: Last time on Happy Tree Island, we met our 18 contestants ans they found their ways to their cabins.Sniffles annoyed everyone, Flippy fell in love with Candy, Russell COMPLETELY failed with Whiskers, and Giggles pissed off Jo! Wow. All in one day!! Nice. Although in the end, Sniffles walked the dock of shame. What will happen to our contestants today on HAPPY TREE ISLAND
(theme song, not writing the lyrics .-.)
(In the killer whales cabin)
Splendid: (to flippy) What are you looking at?

Flippy: Candy. She's been reading that since 11 last night.

Russell: Seriously?

Candy: Correct, I'm on page 1,490

Whiskers: (spits out water) Are yoHappy Tree Island Episode 2 pt12 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters

Zenno, Frost, Goth, and Cookie"Welcome to the Self Expression Agency!" said a man dressed in a salmon suit and a black tie, "I am Ragno Mann, the Daddy Long Legs of this operation. You, my little flies, are going to be working for me now."
The four new recruits, all girls, nodded, "Yes, sir."
He stood and paced in front of the group, "Now, seriously, loosen up. This isn't the army." he said.
The four stood a bit more loosely.
He looked at the papers, "Which one of you is Caroline?" asked he.
A brunette nodded, "That would be me." she said.
He looked over her paper, "You're a scientist?" he asked.
She nodded, "Yes. I signed up for the Knowledge Department." she said with Zenno, Frost, Goth, and Cookie3 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters

Cartoon Showdown Chapter 3“There!” stated Jack triumphantly, “Since neither Wuya nor Dojo can detect where to find my …our… Shen Gong Wu, it’s up to me, Jack Spicer: Evil Boy Genius, to find them. This detecto bot will enable us to find the Shen Gong Wu.” He proudly showed off the item that looked like a metal detector. “Are you sure that’s going to work?” scoffed Max, “It looks like a souped up metal detector!” “It’s a detecto bot!” snapped Jack, “And it’ll work better than anything that you clowns could come up with! Watch!” He turned on the detector aCartoon Showdown Chapter 36 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters

OCs in the Real World Chapter OneTeilta drags me to my kitchen. She points to the fridge and looks at me with puppy eyes… Or rather, kitty eyes. Suddenly, Percilla came trampling out, “FOOD!” I took one look at her and said, “Fluff no…. SHE’S here.” Percilla said, “We want food.” I grumbled, “Karuo skai nu shi thasth!” “QUIT SPEAKING JIBBERISH KAIA!” Copenhagen shouted in my ear. I screamed, “MEY NEH MEH! TERU NIS SHURI KEI GARRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!” She put her hand over my mouth. I bit it. She pulled it away quickly, shouting, “FLIPTOAST!!!!!!” Copenhagen shook her handOCs in the Real World Chapter One10 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters

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