How to Form A Metal BandHow to Form a Metal Band:How to Form A Metal Band10 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Note: This is just a humour piece and is not a part of the appeal so just sit back and relax ^^
--Step One: Can you growl/be really high-pitched?--
a) Yes: Proceed to the next step
b) No: Find a new job
--Step Two: What does your growl/shriek sound like?--
a) OO-WAH-Ah-Ah-Ah: You are mentally unsound, proceed to heavy or death metal
b) SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: You are a viking wannabe, proceed to power or heavy metal
c) IIIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Demons possess your throat, proceed to death or black metal
d) *Unintelligibly high shrieking noise*: You might have been born in a dirty cradle, proceed
Prouvaire's ResumeJean ProuvaireProuvaire's Resume2 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Latin Quarter, Paris, France
(555) 646-1832 Jprouvaire@lesamisdelaabc.org
To obtain a position as an instructor in languages or literature
Université Paris- Sorbonne, Paris, France
Masters in Modern Foreign Language and Literature
Bachelor of French Language and Literature
Assistant Librarian for the Sorbonne Library
Université Paris- Sorbonne
1830- Summer, 1832
Duties: Cataloging, reshelving, assisting students
Apprentice at Petit Journal
Rue de la Chaverirer, Paris, France
Duties: Assistant Printer, Run's the presses, prepare the ink rolls, set
deviantART ResumedeviantART Resume11 years ago in Humor More Like This
Sal Loria (`sasso)
Sunday, August 18th, 2002
Scott Jarkoff ($jark)
Dear Mr. Jarkoff:
With more than 569 days of progressive experience in the deviantART environment, I offer well honed, proven abilities as the visionary, supporter and driver of many strategies that have consistently delivered time and time again for the deviantART community.
After a few months within the community as a deviant with member status, I took the time to reinvent myself and explore the delicate aspects of deviantART. While this has been a passion of mine, I a
Netherlands x Reader: Peter Pan You waited outside, sitting on the cold concrete steps of the church. You huddled your knees to your chest and blew hot air in between the top of your knees. You tried to warm up your nose, since it felt like it would fall off. You looked up at the sky trying to remember why you were there out in the cold again. Your Papa had told you to wait after church, thus leaving you in the teeth-chattering cold.Netherlands x Reader: Peter Pan11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Suddenly, you heard grunts and groans coming from the back of the church; you stood up quickly, noticing it was your Papa. You dashed into the church's backyard, you saw him on the floor pleading not to be beaten, but that man just kicked hi
Silent Ponyville 2 Ending 4+Silent Ponyville 2 Ending 4+2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Fluttershy stepped into the small tub, feeling the water wash over her entire body. Then, without taking a breath, she lowered herself to be completely submerged into the water. She curled up into a small ball at the bottom of the tub as the last of her air escaped from her lungs.
An image of her father appeared before her, as she smiled. No matter how much her body or mind screamed, she wouldn't give it the air it needed.
Fluttershy slowly slipped away, disappearing into a quiet, dark, watery world.
After Angel could no longer hear Fluttershy, he knew he had to act quickly. Unfortunately, he knew there was no way for him to get pas
Accident on a resumeThis is written for The Challenge: Mishap for the Transformation groupAccident on a resume3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You ever have one of those days where your rushing through something, then look back and realize you've made several mistakes? Well...i had one of those days...it wasn't one of those signing your soul over to the devil or anything. I was job hunting. And I had stayed up late playing Fallout 3 on my computer again. Anyway, i was job hunting. My travels took me to a local book store. Nothing indicated they were hiring, but i asked for an application anyway.
I made my way over to
A Corpulent FadA Summer weekday. The mall's food court was doing business as usual; not too many patrons, not too little. The sun bloomed in through the large glass walls on the far right side, light glinting off the polished surfaces.A Corpulent Fad3 years ago in Erotic More Like This
However, a new patron entered the court - a teenage girl, appearing to be between 17 and 20, and apparently the staff of all the food outlets were familiar with her, staring at her with mild unease as she entered. She gazed over the vendors available, thinking over with herself which to choose for today. She was quite partial to the Subway sandwiches, though the KFC buckets were always convenient and portable, at the expense
The Beauty+the Bat-Summary1The Beauty+the Bat-Summary12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
RPG Snape+Emily Summary EN
by ~ XehanortsNobody
The story begins to unfold on the first day of Harry Potter's third school year, at Kings Cross. Hogwarts pupil Lavender Brown is brought to the train station by her Muggle aunt. Because Emily normally lives in France and has no clue that her niece is a witch, she is not very amused by that fact. It seems like an accident in the chaos at the gate that 'Didi' (that's the nickname Emily calls her sometimes) forgets her suitcase, so that the red haired woman has to carry it into the train and go looking for her. Eventually the train departs and the Muggle is still on board. There is nothing she c
A Deal And A HandshakeA Deal And A Handshake2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Snapping awake in the dead of night, I hear him. He's calling to me again but the tone has changed. What a wonderful voice; soft and melodious like a song. Its not even real. Its in my mind.
Nonetheless, I go to him. After looking into the abyss for too long, something has finally returned my gaze.
Still partly in a dream state, a small scared voice screaming in protest, I dress quickly and leave out the back door with the distinct feeling that I'll never return again, at least not the same.
A colossal force is shifting on my behalf. Its cold intellect throbs like clockwork in my skull
Caity's World, Part 9 Three years later, the world had changed, but not as much as it would in the succeeding year. The precedent-setting Henderson v. Linsky trial was about to be overturned in the Appellate Courts, where the judges would rule two-to-one that the ghostly visage of poor Joanna Henderson was not, in fact, enough of a person to qualify for equal protection under the Constitution, as the poor girl wasnt even visible for half the trial, and during the other half, her existence hadnt been proven by any scientific tests. The Million Monster March down the streets of New York City wouldnt happen for another two months. There had beenCaity's World, Part 96 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
LoS: Dark Love Ch 1Awakening of Darkness, Questions in the Tower.LoS: Dark Love Ch 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The sun was sinking in the west casting its last rays into the valley of Avalar. It was the evening on the day where the Council of Elements had been defeated and peace finally restored. In the valley hundreds of dragons, cheetah, moles, apes and stonar were either going to sleep or still burying the death and tending the wounded of the great battle which had taken place there.
Standing on the valleys western ridge illuminated by the sun behind him stood a lone cheetah. In his hand he held wood staff decorated on top by a blue crystal orb and a long cloak with a hood cast a shadow across his fa
ResumeThis wasn't in the job description. This awkward, ill-fitting suit is not the kind of thing I normally wear. I borrowed it from an old school friend and she is obviously a size smaller than I am. Hence, cleavage. Everywhere. And this skirt keeps riding up. I close my eyes and try to think of a silver lining. But everytime I close my eyelids I see the face of all those people I've disappointed.Resume4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
My father. My teachers. My old boss. My old co-workers. Paris.
The list is small but a dagger through my heart.
And so I'm here, sitting in a heavily air-conditioned reception area waiting to be called inside for an interview.
The room grows even co
Spiritual ResumeTo God--Spiritual Resume3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Digimon: Heroes Episode 12Digimon: Heroes Episode 125 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
*It had been two weeks since the New Years day incident, for a while all was quiet. Today, at around mid-afternoon, a portion of downtown New York City was nearly deserted. Suddenly, there were blasts and the cries of battle as Robert and the other Heroes, Digimon included, were locked in combat with a fearsome airborne Digimon. It appeared as a human female with large white wings for arms, large red talons on her feet in black leather, and garbed in silver, gold, and red armor clad along her head, shoulders, and chest. This was Harpymon*
Harpymon: RAAAWWWKKK!!! *swoops down from the sky*
Robert: Duck! *ducks down as Harpymon s
Japanese Lesson 4-1: Numbers 3Japanese Lesson 4-1 （日本語レッソン４-１）~ Numbers Pt. 3 （数字第３編）Japanese Lesson 4-1: Numbers 34 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Previously in our lesson of numbers, we have first learned the numbers 1~31, then numbers 32~64. In this lesson, we will learn the last portion of the numbers, 65~100. And as we conclude the lesson, we will discover how to express the few numbers beyond 100.
始めましょう。(Let us begin.)
数字６５〜７０ (Suuji 65~70) ---> (Num
Continuing to ResumeShe looked off into the distance, substantiated difference between the two, yet, still an air of whimsy about him. His eyes, she could not look at them for she was afraid she'd be consumed too far in this time. Lost too deep in the sea of bright blue ocean torrents that rendered their hearts.Continuing to Resume6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Their love. Their passion.
All so nakedly hiding under the blankets of society and how things were.
The love she felt for him. The way he had made her feel.
His touch. ...Like his hands were tracing every single vein in her body.
A sharp breath escaped her lips. ...She loved him.
Like no one else. Like no one else.
"It's funny, don't you think?"
Darkside 2: Shenara in the WebShenara cursed the forests unnatural darkness as her final torch flickered weakly and threatened to go out. This damned forest! It was midday, for gods sakes, and she could barely see, torch or no. She tried not to think about the rumoured cause of that darkness, the wizards tower, and all the hidden dangers lurking in the forest. She tried not to think of the warning her father, Mayor of the nearby town of Darkside, had given her. She tried even harder not to think about how he had actually, with the full power of his office, forbidden her to pass through the towns gates and enter the forest to search for her misDarkside 2: Shenara in the Web6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
My Spyro Fan Fics: Resume 1Note: The following resume covers the important plot points in my ongoing Legend of Spyro Fan Fiction up to and including my latest work, Shadow of the Future. It is a collection of over a 100 chapters of about 2500 words in length. The Fan Fiction, which overall titled is Legend of Spyro and Cynder, currently contains 9 long and short fan fiction stories all taking place after the videogame Dawn of the Dragon. It is a very long resume, but as indicated by the amount of work I have done, it needs to be.My Spyro Fan Fics: Resume 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Before I start going over the plot there are a few things I would like to point out about the direction I have chosen in my Fan Fics.
C'etait un meurtre...Aujourd'hui,C'etait un meurtre...4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
C'est mon dernier jour de vie.
Je suis sur mon mur, comme chaque jour.
Je vois passer les enfants, comme toujours...
A l'habitude faillit pourtant une chose : un de ces géants m'a vu.
Il m'a saisit par la pointe de la queue, me rendant ainsi inoffensif. Sa poigne m'a fait souffrir. Ce n'était pourtant rien à côté de ce qui allait m'arriver...
Il m'a placé dans un plastique, un sachet de bonbon. J'étais à l'étroit, j'avais peu d'oxygène. Je pensais mourir là et j'aurais préféré- mais mon supplice à continuer.
Le sachet a disparu dans une trous