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A Day In The Life (Parody)I read the news today, oh joyA Day In The Life (Parody)19 minutes ago in Songs & Lyrics
About the Wermacht who made a raid
And though the news made me glad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
The Commander waved in his motor car
He told his company the tide has changed
A crowd of Slavs stood and stared
They knew this happened before
Now they surrendered to their new overlords!
I saw a film today, oh joy
The German army had just won the war
A crowd of people came that day
To get a look
Having read the book
I love to Heil Hitler...
Got up, jumped out of bed
They took a razor and shaved my head
I was taken downstairs and beat up
And look up, I noticed all the hate
They grabbed my arm and s
Mass Education MachineEager and Anxious --Mass Education Machine18 minutes ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Another school year begins.
Hop on the bus
And say "Hello" to your friends.
New material, same routine...
Welcome to the mass education machine.
Echoing laughter
And sidelong glances --
Hallmarks of the hallway.
The vitriol enhances
The viciousness of the scene...
Welcome to the mass education machine.
Fresh old textbooks --
Data out of date.
Multiple guess scantron tests
And bullshit essays on fate.
Wish creativity would intervene...
Ground into sand by the mass education machine.
Savior's tale (Rap by Wulf)Once upon a timeSavior's tale (Rap by Wulf)21 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
In the forests of Bird Island
A legend was born
Whose tale would be grand
A werewolf prophet
Lorenzo's disciple
The boy who'll change it all
In just a short while
Fighting off this "revolution"
And start spreading the peace
Preaching to us the words
Of the holy deceased
Edmund Bartolo
A man of pure heart
Fights for the rights of all
Before it'll all fall apart
Peter McMurphy
Is one really bad dude
Worse than Adolf Hitler
When he gassed the jews
You see this ginger Irish man
Developed this pill
That instead of killing humans
Gives them our "skill"
The bite of these Werewolves
Can turn any blood "bad"
And as the power will grow
They'll all become mad
So now working night and day
Mr.Bartolo shall fight
Protecting both humans and werewolves
And everyone's rights
Peter says he wants a world
"Full of werewolves quite unique"
But that dictator wants power
And that's expected, so to speak
He lies and deceives
To make you believe
Before he casts a net
Word around the bend
Says
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