Un-senseUp is downUn-sense9 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Right is blue
I have this poem for you.
It doesn't make sense
But it kinda rhymes..
Can someone give me
About.. two dimes?
well, today is grey
Light blue, for specifications.
Yet my best friend
Doesn't know that word
Hard at Work (drunk poem)I hired a man from the yellow pagesHard at Work (drunk poem)14 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
to cut my lawn, as I've simply no time
to do it myself. But he came over
dressed as a policeman, and told me
I had been bad. Oh my, and then...
...nevermind. No more shall I call
Men - Hard at Work, again.
Thank god my lawn is gated;
the neighbors, what would they think?
Anaticula CumminosaEverything great is written in Latin.Anaticula Cumminosa16 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
From Meditations on First Philosophy by Rene Descartes
To Defensio Pro Populo Anglicano by John Milton,
Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica by Sir Isaac Newton
To The Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes (originally written in English,
but later translated into Latin for posterity).
Ficciones by Jorge Luis Borges (written in Latin America)
And Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare (never written in Latin,
but if it was, it would be Rome and Julius).
De re publica by Cicero,
Aeneid by Virgil,
And Corpus Aristolicum by Aristotle -
All written in Latin.
For a work to be considered Smart, Phi
COLLAB POEM 3I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: It's raining, oh it is indeedCOLLAB POEM 316 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
You@All: MY LOVELY STEED,
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: I think i am in great need
You@All: OF HORSE FEED
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: On seeds
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: That bleed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: I am filled with need
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: of feed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: and seeds
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: On your bleed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: and your indeed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: full of feed
You@All: and weeds
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: and bead
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: With greed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: i need
You@All: to plead
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: with greed
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: That we'd
Justice League of Ponies and Skylanders Short 2Justice League of Ponies and Skylanders Short 2Justice League of Ponies and Skylanders Short 217 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Twilght Sparkle-Wonder Woman
(Everything was fine in the Realm of Justice)
Twilght-Hey Pinkie,Watch the Realm will ya?
Pinkie Pie-Uh huh! (Giggles)
(Suddenly Gnorcsied appears)
Gnasty Gnorc-I Gnorcsied claim this Realm in the name of Gnorcoclipse
Gnasty Gnorc-And theres nothing a little pony like you can do about Shrimpy!
(Pinkie turns into Shapie! Gnasty Loses his temper and Pinkie Punches him.Later Wonder Sparkle and Aqua Grunt came back)
Twilght-Hey Pinkie,Any Trouble?
Justice League of Ponies and Skylanders Short 1Justice League of Ponies and Skylanders Short 1Justice League of Ponies and Skylanders Short 119 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Rainbow Dash-The Flash
Rainbow Dash-See! Flying is easy! Any loser can fly
Spike-I don't know Rainbow Flash I don't have any wings
Rainbow Dash-Stinks to be you.
(Later Captain Noodles shows up)
Noodles-Now Captain Noodles will turn you into Frozen Chicken Wings
Rainbow Dash-No Dummy! You'll freeze the whole...........Cloud.(Grunting)
Spike-Wheee! Any loser can Ice Skate
(Robike skates in a circle and Captain Noodles falls out of the sky)
Noodles belongs to Skylanders
Rainbow Dash and Spike belongs to My Litt
The reason that students must learn history"Sir! Why should I learn history?"The reason that students must learn history23 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
I gave him a clout with my knuckles.
"Oh! Why are you hitting my head?"
Again, I gave him a clout with my knuckles.
"Shit! Why are you hitting my head? Why should I learn history?"
The student protests again. I put out this splendid answer.
"If you did not remember that you hit, When I hit you again, Could you avoid?"
To a believer.Fancy me a fool?To a believer.1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
Some sort of ass or mule?
You've got to be kidding,
when you say an invisible force will do its bidding.
In the winter you give children toys;
but your clergy bugger little boys.
But oh wait there's more,
funny ones, they bang their heads against the floor.
Blow up buildings for something they read in a book,
wonder how cunning was the writer,
bloody clever crook.
They're all the same,
innocent people they blame.
Aren't you a bit too old,
to believe the madness you are told?
This weird obsession,
of believing in one.
Look at the Greeks,
they had many- now that was fun.
Every time they open their mouth,
even more nonsense th
Goodnight, CthulhuSing a song of madness,Goodnight, Cthulhu1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
An Old One never dies.
Four and twenty Shoggoths
Baked in a pie.
When the pie burst open,
The guests began to scream.
Wasn't that a wicked dish,
To complete Dagon's scheme?
Lord Cthulhu sleeps in R'leyh,
And sees us in our dreams;
Nyarlathotep babbles in the dark,
And feeds upon our screams.
The cliff-ghasts now are flying free,
Hunting for fresh meat;
And if they catch you dreaming,
Your doom will be complete.
don't judge me The Evil Thingdon't judge me1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
it followed me because i set it free
running away as my mind went astray
help me i'm not crazy
don't think about it
the evil thing isn't a silly thing
i just want to scream
it'll only get angry
am i going crazy
chasing me in the woods
i'm afraid to look
does it see me
are there even eyes
tall and slender
looks dressed for dinner
red tie black coat
stole my sister from home
leave me alone
i'm not alone
and i know that
i have my friends
we don't hang out
i am not so lonesome
so don't feel bad
Across the street
she has many guns in the
Hitler does the ThrillerI had a friend Inspired me to write this oneHitler does the Thriller1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
Is such a killer
At doing the Thriller
Does that make him chiller
She is kind-a obsessed over Hitler
The Imperial Marine's LamentOne Tyranid,The Imperial Marine's Lament1 day ago in Free Verse More Like This
there's fifty of them,
through the floor.
PeoplePeople jump, dance, and fly.People2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
They can be happy or they can cry.
They have pets like dogs and cats,
And dress them up in funny hats.
They learn and think,
And eat and drink.
At night they make theaters ring,
When they act, dance, and sing.
Then they go home and sleep,
By counting many little sheep.
OnCe UpOn A mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE OnCe UpOn A mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE tHeRe WaS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkEr.OnCe UpOn A mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE 2 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
ThAt GrEw Up SuRrOuNdEd By OtHeR lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs.
tHeSe OtHeR lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs WeNt OuTsIdE tO pLaY a KiCkAsS mOtHeRfUcKiN gAmE.
tHe MoThErFuCkErS fOuNd A bUnCh Of SqUaRe ShApEd MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs.
ThAn EvErY mOtHeRfUcKeR dIeD bEcAuSe ThE mIrAcLeS wErE tOo MoThErFuCkIn AmAzInG.
1Z Listu do Zjednoczonych Krain.12 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
"[...] Pokonaliśmy Niszczyciela dzięki Poświęconej. Osiem krain kiedyś oddzielnych teraz się zjednoczyły. Woda, Morze, Światła, Mrok, Ogień, Wiatr, Czas no i epicentrum Wiara. Cykl ten zakończył się ze śmiercią Adhary Poświęconej i Sana z Ahmalem którzy byli Niszczycielami. To daje nam nowy cykl. Cykl Talizmanu Mocy. [...]"
Plac ćwiczebny Akademii Jeźdźców Smoków był prawie pusty. Na środku areny stała dziewczyna miała zamknięte oczy. Jej czarne włosy z grana
The Sea that Tastes like MelonOne thousand blind men in panicThe Sea that Tastes like Melon3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
When God stirs the land,
the network, their endless toil.
How they wish they could see...
One thousand blind men, still in panic
When God materializes
Moving their sweetest earth
Into the distant, glass-bordered rift,
How they wish they could atleast see,
The very end.
When God begins to pour
The coldest rain making a sea
And stirs into maelstrom,
Drowning most of them...
Few blind men in great wonder
How God knocked on them
Taking away lives and dreams
Taking away fruits of deeds
How their land that tasted like Melon
The Only YTP short story I made.The Only YTP short story I made.3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Where there's smoke, they pinch back!
KING: I wonder what's for dinner?
GWONAM: There is no dinner.
(King was mad)
GWONAM: Uh oh.
(King punches Gwonam's face)
Godzilla in New Orleans looking for BeignetsI march through the streets, hungry as a horse,Godzilla in New Orleans looking for Beignets3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Tiny people scurry left and right, avoiding my giant footsteps.
I sniff the air, smacking my jaw as I smell the scent of pastries
Of the New Orleans variety, as I hear people shrieking in fear in the alleys.
I come for beignets, the donut of France caked with sugar, it’s taste heavenly and without equal.
It was round and doughy, but it’s the powdered sugar that’s the deal breaker. I still remember the-
Great. More humans with their toys. How boring.
The people are annoying. I swat aside from helicopters, step on tanks, fire a breath blast to a Destroyer
For I couldn&rsq
Pome to MortBlurble and blargle!Pome to Mort3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
The fungle's like marble...
The flustig is blowing,
And such is the way,
Of stating your case,
When reason holds sway...
It's not that I'm jaznick,
Or terribly garblous...
Or wanting a chat,
or something quite farblous....
So whenever your fungle
is open to air,
and your blushniks are blushing...
Without any fears...
A short danggly missive,
portraying, your wishes...
will suffice to inform me,
(oh it's just so delicious!)
Of when you're on, netwise..
so both of us, (gleebly)
can verily cheerably,
and nothing unsightly
shall mar the endeavour
when gaily, together,
We'll mingle our rhymes....
Roses are red spin-offRoses are redRoses are red spin-off3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
And here's something new,
Violets are violet
They're not freakin' blue.
Corporal Animations (My Animation Channel)Hello there people. All I wanted to say is that I also do animations and have been doing so for quite some time. I used to use Cinema4D to make nice 3D intros but atm I am learning to use AAE which is a real pain in the ass just like it was on Cinema4D.Corporal Animations (My Animation Channel)3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
I just made a new intro for a friend, I know its simple but atleast its somthing and I do believe it turned out pretty well ^^
Check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBOwOpyHfBw&feature=youtu.be
The Grudgeno one understands me,The Grudge3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
did i do something wrong?
why was i punished?
toshio was punished too.
everyone just screams.
i cant take the pain.
WHY WHY DONT YOU LIKE ME?
WHY MUST I SUFFER?
thats why you suffer,
because no one,
i croke because im in pain.
toshio warned you,
so did our cat.
my husband hurt me,
iloved him but,also
please forgive me toshio.
mommy loves toshio.
no one understands me at all.
dont scream or run.
Ode to MS PaintIt was you that started me offOde to MS Paint3 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
The young Picasso -
well, that's what I liked to think -
But needless to say, without you, I'd be unable to follow my dreams,
To have any methods of pursuing them,
And, in all likeliness, to even have the damned things in the first place.
So, if one day, I reboot
And you're gone
Then so shall be a part of me
A young part of me, who loved to dream
And paint on your pixelated screen.
But I know that one day
You must be gone,
And I know that it might not be very long
'Til I click that red X for the final time.
... And, well, I never planned this poem to even rhyme.