1400 points giveaway and How to get more watchersI’m doing this contest is mainly to promote my comic "Ni comic strips"1400 points giveaway and How to get more watchers2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
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Google's PrayerOur Google, which art in Wi-fiGoogle's Prayer4 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
Quick be thy search.
Thy results come, thy buffer be done,
On Bing as it is in Chrome.
Give us this day our daily updates
And forgive us our spelling
As we forgive those who butcher English grammar.
And lead us not into Apple,
But deliver us from Siri.
For thine is the Wi-fi, the processor, and the android forever.
Deadlines are the death of meDeadline approaching,Deadlines are the death of me2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Butterflies and InspirationSometimes only butterfliesButterflies and Inspiration2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Reside between my ears
Bringing no ideas
From personal experiences or
Other such interesting topics
The page is blank
It’s remained so for weeks counting
Thinking feels like
I’m trying to climb a mountain
Using only pancakes and a trifle
All these things inside my head
And not a word to utter
Every time I try to write it
It comes out in a jumbled up mess
That doesn’t even rhyme!
This weird ticking sensation
Means I have no inspiration
To create anything meaningful
Or interesting at all!
Dear ShakyDear Shakespeare,Dear Shaky1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Thou art a villain of absolute fancy
thy's words, thy's sonnets, thy's poetry
have coiled our embossed hearts with misery
how dost thou live with thyself when thou
has maddened our knave minds
has made us wall-eyed and quite foolish, indeed
how dost thou write words of which
no average mind could possibly understand
if thy's thoughts, thy's opinions, thy's plots haven't affected thee
perhaps we are zany to quake at thy's intpinse cunningness
how is it that such vile complicity makes a tired soul vindictive?
O but what is it of use to Knap 'bout thou when thou is dead?
I cannot speak though just to say: thou art a villain
Your Crazy Is Showing!An intake of airYour Crazy Is Showing!1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
A horrified stare
Your secret is out
And causing them doubt
You've flashed the whole world
Little Black Gummi BearsFirst, I nibble little toes.Little Black Gummi Bears1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
Next, gone are two ears and nose.
Then, I gobble teeny paws.
Anise-studded tongue and jaw.
Daintily eat belly stout
It's hardly worth holding out
Lingering over sugar
I'm a licorice butcher
When i go to warWhen i go to war,When i go to war2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
And I am not saying I will.
But IF I do, I promise you
Each man will get his fill.
I will ride to battle upon a steed
A mount of frozen star light.
Flanked by my knights, ten of them
Five on either side, they stand brave in the night.
I'll bare upon my head a helm
Forged from the sun's own rays.
And my knights will wear cloaks of gold,
As they guard against the what in the dark lays.
But enough about such superficial things
Because, when I go to war,
I want to stand beside all thee
Else, what am I fighting for!
I believe I mentioned once before
My knights, I claimed what? Ten?
In golden cloaks, fighting the dark
Give Me a Real Book, Minus the CordsAnd why should I desireGive Me a Real Book, Minus the Cords1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
to read an eBook,
that absurd electrocity?
Don't mind my pun,
I'm just a monstrosity.
An eBook, all tangled in wires,
forever drifting within cyberspace.
Don't give me an iPad.
Don't give me a Kindle.
I'll have none of that.
Just give me a fucking real book.
You know, those things made out of paper.
Those things still tangible
and, by all means, physical.
Do you recall them?
Give me a real book,
something with mass,
but without the circuit board.
I can do without the technology.
Just give me the paper, minus the cords.
Being bi-sexualI can find guys and girls attractiveBeing bi-sexual1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
Some may think HOT some are.. Well
Whiny bitches who go Ewwww. Why?
why go ew? Its just this simple.
I can date both genders and not feel sick
Just because I like both, doesn't make me
a slut. Yeah.. Okay so I can shove my
hands down someones pants and be
satisfied with whatever I find but thats
equality bitches! A C C E P T I T.
One day, I'll date a boy or girl but
if its not you who I'm dating
you don't have to worry,
Its not your business is it?
So then, leave it.
Dude, its not gross
It just means I can possibly find
love in more than one gender. So
fuck you. I'm bi sexual~
50. Breaking The RulesWise men said don't question50. Breaking The Rules2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Everything you are told
take some things for granted
But I wonder, I wonder-
Why, why why
Do you always abuse me like this?
Making me a monster and its victim
Without ever asking me before
Just a lyrical I, that's all I am
But you never ask what I want to be
instead I am a projection of you,
And your twisted fantasies
And those strange realities
sometimes I am you
sometimes what you want to be
sometimes something else
but I am never me!
Read, my writer dear,
You let me live through your hell
And show me your heaven
But I don't want that anymore
You never asked for me, not even now
You let me complain without
What Punctuation Mark Am I PunctuationWhat Punctuation Mark Am I1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
My presence has to represent one particular punctuation mark.
I am a period.
I am declarative and to the point.
What I’m not?
Then I must a question mark, right?
I am always asking question so I have to be a question mark right?
I am not!
Then I have to be an exclamation point!
Always yelling and expressing myself to heart’s content!
If I am not that then I must be a mystery to you…
“I know you to well you always say
I must be a quote then because I do like to talk a lot”
[I-Im not any of those]
Then I must be a bracket constantly keeping my thoughts to myself [Wha
How To Be A WriterTo be a good writer,How To Be A Writer3 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Have found childhood hell,
Dueled teachers in classroom chambers,
have eyes like cynical searchlights,
never get to university,
Be filled with highbrow metaphors
and have an air of pretentiousness,
look like the God of GQ,
have a dark beard,
(or and drug problem will do),
openly confess small problems daily
(even though your life is fantastic),
tut during sex,
Have subtlety border to non-existent,
find yourself in parties
of similar minded arrogants
who attack you with waves of
while swirling champagne
in a quartz glass and
wonder why its not
My Life is A PotatoA poem of loss and love,My Life is A Potato1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
My life is a potato,
It grows strange roots,
It turns browner than normal,
Even when you think it can’t get worse,
Someone splits you in half.
You are thrown into a microwave,
And become hotter, and hotter with every minute,
Thorny CoconutThe truth is, this isThorny Coconut1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
how the world will end: cake,
ostracized and waiting to be eaten, will go on
rampage, pie guts left spilled--oozing and warm.
Notice how the coconuts,
strung high above, stare...and laugh.
To a believer.Fancy me a fool?To a believer.5 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Some sort of ass or mule?
You've got to be kidding,
when you say an invisible force will do its bidding.
In the winter you give children toys;
but your clergy bugger little boys.
But oh wait there's more,
funny ones, they bang their heads against the floor.
Blow up buildings for something they read in a book,
wonder how cunning was the writer,
bloody clever crook.
They're all the same,
innocent people they blame.
Aren't you a bit too old,
to believe the madness you are told?
This weird obsession,
of believing in one.
Look at the Greeks,
they had many- now that was fun.
Every time they open their mouth,
even more nonsense th
Table for who.A table in the cornerTable for who.5 days ago in Free Verse More Like This
set for two
roses and candles
just for you.
Booked this for our
Now I can't wait.
Arranged to meet on
neutral ground some
where in the middle
We thought it was time
we met after chatting
on the net.
Talking for so long
it seemed we could do
A voice said hello
not soft more a bellow.
What happened to the woman
who never went on cam.
Now I know she was a man.
I was in a sweat
My heart racing
upstairs I heard pacing.
It was the morning
a beautiful day
I had washed away.
The Only Fact I Learned from PornEveryone is bisexualThe Only Fact I Learned from Porn1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
for good oral sex.
High School ReunionA flood of memoriesHigh School Reunion1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
As you enter that room.
Do you remember when
You used to come here
Life seemed so bad then...
But now you realize
It was the Glory Days
All those "oldies" talk about.
You had thought
Was just there to interrupt
When really, it was your life.
You gaze around
See that girl who bullied you.
She's a bar tender now...
See that boy you
Thought you loved in eleventh grade.
He blew a shoulder and had to go
Into garbage disposal instead
Guess you came out on top, eh?
Who knew that a high school reunion
Would be such an ego boost.
A Poem for StudentsI really wanna do some artA Poem for Students2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
But I am stuck with a stupid brain fart
I have to write a paper for school
About things that are so not cool
I should be writing it right now
But I am not really sure how
So I wrote this poem instead
To maybe stop my paper dread
My rough draft was due today
But I hadn't even started it, hey
And if right now you time is free
Perhaps you could do a join.me?
ArachnaeWith spider-tip fingers, I weave my web of words,Arachnae2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
Double crossing the important ones and dropping the strings of those that
I am an arachnid.
Trapping readers like flies with words and lines,
Wrapping them with suspense,
I’ve learned how to make my web
Cause I'm Evil!You Foolish And Unrepentant Sinner!Cause I'm Evil!2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
How Dare You Consort With Evil?
Oh Wait That's Me
Cause I'm Evil!
A little poem for thePoeticPyroOnce upon a time,A little poem for thePoeticPyro2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
the Pyro eats some lime,
he pulls up his mask,
the Scout enters, but didn't ask.
Dumb Scout sees his face,
the scene turns into a chase,
the burned face of mumbles,
he angrily grumbles.
Soon he burns Scout's ass,
the boy with sass,
he screams and cries,
he looks into the Pyro's eyes.
The Scout cries for help,
through his lips a yelp,
Medic doesn't care,
he just gets a glare.
Soon the cries for help die,
Scout does nothing but cry,
the Pyro goes back to eat,
the lime tastes sweet.