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Forever Alone :D - Roses are red
- I have a phone
- nobody's texting me
- Forever alone

FUUUU :DForever Alone :D in Free Verse

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I'M NOT OBBSESSED WITH HAIR DX Green and black and alittle blue,
Man sometimes I wish I were you,
Hair so colorful so stright and nice,
Wanna give me some advice?
What color should my hair be?
I want you to tell me what I could be,
Colors so wackey,
so nice and fun,
I wonder what it looks like in the sun,
If I had my hair those beautiful colors,
I swear and never put a away the mirrors,
I wish my hair could look like yours,
But I cannot so those colors are yours,
Maybe someday I dye my hair,
Wackey colors,
So nice so fair,
Maybe I could do purple too,
I would go to everyone I could show,
Because that would just be awesome bro!I'M NOT OBBSESSED WITH HAIR DX in Free Verse

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fuck up, start overStep by Step in Free Verse

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Karma Your karma ran over my Dogma
So I slashed your tires with my Kalashnikov
Then your karma got mugged by some noncomformist kids
I hear her last words were "oh Lord."Karma in Free Verse

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Lost Oppurtunities Have you ever read the letters that you've never sent?
Full of schmaltz and good intentions.
It's a sickening thing,
when you think about it.
Isn't it?
All those lost oppurtunities,
They're laughing in your ear.
The penstroke that could have been,
the thigh against your own.
You can hear them laughing.
But who's to say they're laughing at you?
And who's to say lost opportunity is a bad thing?
I've had a friend that always told me;
'man. You're too damn cautious.'
And then he'd ask, 'what do you know about love?'
Maybe nothing, but it shouldn't involve paying child support.
So maybe it's alright that I'm not hip, or cool or flyLost Oppurtunities in Free Verse

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Talking It's better when I say it
rather than be read
for I know it best
and how it should be saidTalking in Free Verse

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Shaman I've got a friend that likes to call himself a shaman.
Here's the problem as best as I as see it.
It's not that he doesn't bathe.
It isn't that he used to be an adventist.
I understand that.
You have to take them as they come.
Nope, nosiree no-how.
The problem is that I'm a better shaman than him.
I wonder what that says about me and my faith.
It isn't that I don't bathe.
Because I do.
And it isn't because I used to be an adventist.
I never was.
It's that I know more than I should
for a Catholic in my age.
I know the Runes like the back of my hand,
and I know the names of my forefathers' gods.
I recall the deeds of Odin and IShaman in Free Verse

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Get Wasted Happy is to Sad
as Sober is to Wasted
for this life makes me mad
and GOD it is hatedGet Wasted in Free Verse

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