| Deviant Login | Shop | Join deviantART for FREE  |
Take the Tour  |
Misanthropy Inc.My body hasn't slept in weeksMisanthropy Inc.20 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms
My head is like a coconut
And my antivirus is on the blink.
As usual I have a rumbling in my gut,
Too much coffee will do that you know.
Besides that, I have to see my shrink
And explain again I'm in this rut
That only an affair or cocaine can fix.
I asked a friend of mine how's tricks
And she gave me all her problems,
There to hand out support and tissues.
Like a good sponge I absorbed her issues
So she could be free to blow some guy.
Or girl. Can't keep up with people these days.
Some are straight and some are gays
And others haven't a fucking clue.
The ceiling fan has some interesting views
On racial minorit
The Hobo from TogoWhen I lived in Togo Togo Togo,The Hobo from Togo9 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I met a hobo hobo hobo.
He said his name was Billy Billy Billy;
I said his name was silly silly silly.
Then he kicked me kicked me kicked me
In my knee knee knee,
Then he ran ran ran
Away from me me me,
That hobo hobo hobo
From Togo Togo Togo.
Ganj-zillaHere's a little story of a couple of guysGanj-zilla17 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
who tried to grow some pot but to their surprise
they did something wrong, I'm not sure what they did
but a monster was made because of it
It grew and it grew and it grew through the roof
it grew arms and legs and it was on the loose
As it walked down the street all the people ran
from this people-smoking, pot leaf monster man
He picked up the people one by one
between his green, leafy finger and thumb
He put them in a barrel of spikes
and twisted them around 'til they were busted up real nice
He gathered the flesh and picked out the bones
then he rolled it, licked it, smoked it, got stoned!
He got a
The Journal Portal
Browse Journals |
Polls |
deviantART [dee·vee·un'nt·ART]
Keep in Touch!
|
Deviousness `ChewedKandi has certainly gone out of her way to keep the vector community on the right path. Always making sure that her talents are infinitely scalable, Sharon has put her bezier curves to excellent use, and firmly anchored herself as an inspirational leader. We're absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for June 2013 to `ChewedKandi. Congratulations, Sharon! Read More
|
Sta.sh
