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3569 points giveaway!You probably wondering could this be true?
This journal was approve by the deviant staff member so your
points will be sent.NOT A SCANDAL.
I'm doing it to promote my manga.(GoldKnight)
I'm also a TRUST ACCOUNT member.
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How to enter:
1 favorite this journal to enter.
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2855 points give away!This journal was approve by the deviant staff member so your
points will be sent.NOT A SCANDAL.
I'm doing it to promote my manga.(GoldKnight)
I'm also a TRUST ACCOUNT member.
Here is how it work. You either win 1points,10points,100points Or even 1000points.All depends on your luck.
How to enter:
1 favorite this journal to enter.
2.Take a read of my manga http://tapastic.com/series/454 (Must click through All the episodes if you don't like to read my manga)
if you have already read it you don't have to read it again.Just make sure you click on all the episodes to help me with views.
I will be using a software to check if you did click on all the link and episodes,Rules are going to be very strict!
leave comment when you done all of them.
good luck.
add me as a watcher too so you can receive notice faster!
----------------------------2855 points give away!1 week ago in Traditional Fixed Forms

To my male halfYou’re the Ash to my Pikachu,
the lenses to my frames.
Whenever the world’s gone mad,
your laugh takes away the pain.

Nerds must stick together,
like paper and glue.
I must have had good karma,
since I chanced upon finding you.

Through all the inside jokes,
and those awkward looks we get,
I’m fairly certain people think we’re crazy;
we’d be better off staying silent, I bet.

But where’s the fun in that?
Eccentric is simply what we’re meant to be!
These fools clearly cannot understand
how entertaining it is to be you and me.

So here’s to you, my dear friend;
my fellow forever Pokémon TrTo my male half4 days ago in Traditional Fixed Forms

It's Nilesy! Parody of Prince Ali from Aladian.Notch: Hey! Have you heard we found our brother.
Yes you.
Get this through.
You’re a bright new sun.
Oh Come!
Believe what you can’t with your two eyes!

Herobrine: (Saying kind of Sarcastic): Notch says,
“Here he comes!
Sound chimes! Start the hums!
You won’t believe your eyes.”

Notch: It’s Nilesy, Overworld god,
Our youngest brother.
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!

Nilesy: I don’t understand what’s going on,
Help me get out of this song

Herobrine: Sorry kid but you can’t ever leave.

Notch: It’s Nilesy,
Mighty is he!
The Overworld king.
Strong as ten regular men,It's Nilesy! Parody of Prince Ali from Aladian.3 days ago in Songs & Lyrics

The Monkey Bomb 's SongRemember when you hit the box
and tried to get a gun
but then to your dismay
All you got was me?
Well,
You took me anyhow
and hit the box again
and tried to get something better but you failed
And
Please don't throw me away
Ooh, ooh
Please don't throw me away
Ah, ah
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Throw me across the room
to sing my song and then go boom
and then while I sacrifice my life while you run away and don't even say thanks
Please don't throw me away
Ooh Ah!

You thought I was a joke
And so you laughed, you laughed!
As you threw me anyway
and watched me just explode
Right?
You know its true, I saw it too
You laughed you laughed and laughed
andThe Monkey Bomb 's Song5 days ago in Songs & Lyrics

Take a LookSometimes I like to take a look
And think about the things I took
My inspiration from; the nooks
And crannies I inspected.

The people and the art they made;
From memory, they'll never fade
Because of the impact they laid
Unto here, unexpected.

I'm talkin' 'bout my mind, of course.
I'm tryin' not to beat a horse
So dead, cause, hey, my own remorse
Is in my mind, infected.

Everyone has said the same
'Bout how they got a bit of fame
From lookin' at the things that came
To their own lives; ya get it?

So don't feel bad if people say
You're unoriginal, cause, hey,
They made their choice; they went and paid
Attention to your work.Take a Look5 days ago in Urban & Spoken Word

Hard at Work (drunk poem)I hired a man from the yellow pages
to cut my lawn, as I've simply no time
to do it myself. But he came over
dressed as a policeman, and told me
I had been bad. Oh my, and then...
...nevermind. No more shall I call
Men - Hard at Work, again.

Thank god my lawn is gated;
the neighbors, what would they think?Hard at Work (drunk poem)3 days ago in Free Verse

To a believer.Fancy me a fool?
Some sort of ass or mule?
You've got to be kidding,
when you say an invisible force will do its bidding.
In the winter you give children toys;
but your clergy bugger little boys.
But oh wait there's more,
funny ones, they bang their heads against the floor.
Blow up buildings for something they read in a book,
wonder how cunning was the writer,
bloody clever crook.

They're all the same,
innocent people they blame.
Aren't you a bit too old,
to believe the madness you are told?
This weird obsession,
of believing in one.
Look at the Greeks,
they had many- now that was fun.

Every time they open their mouth,
even more nonsense thTo a believer.3 days ago in Free Verse

Cat TipperGot a good reason
For meowing an easy shout out
Got a good reason
For meowing an easy shout out now
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

She's a big villain
She pushed me half of the way
She's a big villain
She pushed me half of the way now
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

Tried to reason
But she won't listen to logic
Tried to reason
But she won't listen to logic
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

Cat tipper, yeahCat Tipper19 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics

Wreck It Ralph Lyrics: Turbo (Alejandro Parody)

I know who I am and I know what you did to me, And I’m not going to live like this anymore, Turbo

I’ve got both hands in my pockets, Sitting on top of the peppermint tree
Starring at the place I used to call home, still can’t believe that they don’t remember a thing
You know that I loathe you, boy
Hot like a Tamale, rejoice
At this point I’ve seen through your ruse, You’re gonna lose!

Don't call my name, don't call my name, King Candy
I'm not a glitch, I'm not a glitch, Turbo
Just suck it up, and leave my game
‘Cause now I rule this Sugar Rush
Don't call my name, don't call my name, King Candy orWreck It Ralph Lyrics: Turbo (Alejandro Parody)5 days ago in Songs & Lyrics

They're Coming to Take Me Away ParodyThey Are Coming to Take Me Away Parody for Edward Richtofen (RQ for xtheznotecstasy)
[Insert Better Title Here]

Remember when we first met,
And you got on your knees and begged,
For mercy please,
You didn't want to die?
Well,
I killed you anyhow and then,
Things got worse and worse,
And then I took her dog
And then I killed her dad,

And now,

She's trying to take me away, ha-ha,
She's trying to me away, ho ho,
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the afterlife,
Where things are terrible all the time
And I'll be sad to see that
Ugly little brat in her dirty blue dress and
She's trying to take me away, ha-ha!

You thought it was a joke
and so They're Coming to Take Me Away Parody5 days ago in Songs & Lyrics

Feline FeudMy cat says he's evil
Your cat says he's good
Let us put our cats together
And end this feline feud!Feline Feud4 days ago in Songs & Lyrics

Epic Rap Battles of Animation Flynn Vs. HiccupEpic Rap Battles of Animation #2
Flynn Rider Vs. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
BEGIN!

Flynn:
They say your daddy is the big boss,
well you must be what's left.
Come over to the castle some time,
and I'll teach you how to dress.
So you saved your whole tribe,
and suddenly you're bragin'?
I bet it wasn't that hard
with your puppy dog dragon.

Hiccup:
Hey, at least I have a dragon, you have what,
a chameleon? A horse?
And that little routine you did
when you were stabbed was so forced.
I've seen better acting in a kid's puppet theater.
But, I guess that's what you get
from the big death cheater.
You're saying I'M bragy?
I'm gonnaEpic Rap Battles of Animation Flynn Vs. Hiccup5 days ago in Songs & Lyrics

Haiku - TimelessHours pass way too fast
Days dissappear in distance
Time is luxuryHaiku - Timeless1 week ago in Haiku & Eastern

There was a lad named Chaos who live in the North

There was a lad named Chaos who lived upon the north.
Some days upon a bicycle, he would sally forth.
The cat and dog would look at him with a wistful grin,
And sneak into the fridge and fix a Mickey Finn.
“I’ll be so cross without a trout,” Dizzy twitched her tail.
And little Jenny sat and sighed, “Where’s that Russian borzoi boyfriend for me named Mikhail?”
Off he toodled far and wide on his tiny rims,
Mermaids and troll he did search on a mirthful whim.
Down the cliffs he fell and bounced, like a rubber ball,
Luckily he landed on his head to break the spinning fall.
“Curse you, trolls!” he saThere was a lad named Chaos who live in the North2 days ago in Traditional Fixed Forms

Strange ThoughtsOne day just like any other,
I found myself laying in my bed,
all kinds of strange & crazy thoughts going through my head.
How can horses & dragons also be flies?
Could lions really be fish?
Was it nature, or did both these creatures emerge
from a child's demented wish?

Was there ever such a thing as a crippled dinosaur?
Did cavemen ever swim?
Were dogs ever butlers,
tending to their owner's every whim?
Could mice ever play basketball?
Could a tarantula ride a bike?
Were cats ever not lazy
& actually had a few people they liked?

Could an elephant ever go cartsurfing?
Would wolves ever sing karaoke?
Were turtles ever unrestrained by their bStrange Thoughts5 days ago in Traditional Fixed Forms

1Z Listu do Zjednoczonych Krain.
"[...] Pokonaliśmy Niszczyciela dzięki Poświęconej. Osiem krain kiedyś oddzielnych teraz się zjednoczyły. Woda, Morze, Światła, Mrok, Ogień, Wiatr, Czas no i epicentrum Wiara. Cykl ten zakończył się ze śmiercią Adhary Poświęconej i Sana z Ahmalem którzy byli Niszczycielami. To daje nam nowy cykl. Cykl Talizmanu Mocy. [...]"
Plac ćwiczebny Akademii Jeźdźców Smoków był prawie pusty. Na środku areny stała dziewczyna miała zamknięte oczy. Jej czarne włosy z grana14 days ago in Free Verse

Eu Mies arhitect babanEu Mies arhitect băban,
Bloc la Weissenhof eu am.
L-am făcut în '27,
Drept un manifest, măi frate;
Manifest de modernoşi,
Toţi tineri şi talentoşi.
Şi-am avut succes mare
În astă colaborare
De căsuţe moderniste,
Toate nonconformiste.
Numai una-i cu probleme,
Căsuţa lui Corbu, nene!
Căci să intru eu nu pot,
Că-i îngustă rău de tot!
Şi eu Mies arhitect băban,
Cu renume dolofan!
Iar Corbu e ca o aţă,
Deşirat şi lung la faţă;
Prin căsuţa subţirică,
Numai el intră, nenică!Eu Mies arhitect baban5 days ago in Concrete Poetry

Epic Rap Battles of Animation Jafar Vs. GothelEpic Rap Battles of Animation #3
Mother Gothel Vs. Jafar
BEGIN!!!
Jafar:
I hear your movie was a big hit
good for you, bub.
You kidnapped a princess?
HA! Join the club.
Oh, wait, that right, you can't,
you were turned into ash
and now Rapunzel's in her castle with her big piles of cash.
I'm a genie, you're a witch
I've got loads more power.
I'm as brave as they come,
and glass shards make you cower.

Gothel:
I must admit, Jafar
those rhymes were pretty damp.
Were you this bad at insults
when you were sucked into a lamp?
And what's this about glass?
I'm not scared of anything.
You should be scared,
because your rhymes don't do a thiEpic Rap Battles of Animation Jafar Vs. Gothel4 days ago in Urban & Spoken Word

COLLAB POEM 3I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: It's raining, oh it is indeed
You@All: MY LOVELY STEED,
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: I think i am in great need
You@All: OF HORSE FEED
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: On seeds
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: That bleed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: I am filled with need
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: of feed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: and seeds
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: On your bleed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: and your indeed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: full of feed
You@All: and weeds
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: and bead
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: With greed
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: i need
You@All: to plead
TACOSAUCE THE GREAT@All: with greed
I BE ZORA LOLOL@All: That we'd
You@ACOLLAB POEM 33 days ago in Free Verse

Goodnight, CthulhuSing a song of madness,
An Old One never dies.
Four and twenty Shoggoths
Baked in a pie.

When the pie burst open,
The guests began to scream.
Wasn't that a wicked dish,
To complete Dagon's scheme?

Lord Cthulhu sleeps in R'leyh,
And sees us in our dreams;
Nyarlathotep babbles in the dark,
And feeds upon our screams.

The cliff-ghasts now are flying free,
Hunting for fresh meat;
And if they catch you dreaming,
Your doom will be complete.Goodnight, Cthulhu4 days ago in Free Verse

Pome to MortBlurble and blargle!
The fungle's like marble...
The flustig is blowing,
And such is the way,
Of stating your case,
When reason holds sway...
It's not that I'm jaznick,
Or terribly garblous...
Or wanting a chat,
or something quite farblous....
So whenever your fungle
is open to air,
and your blushniks are blushing...
Without any fears...
A short danggly missive,
portraying, your wishes...
will suffice to inform me,
(oh it's just so delicious!)
Of when you're on, netwise..
so both of us, (gleebly)
can verily cheerably,
greet appositely,
and nothing unsightly
shall mar the endeavour
when gaily, together,
We'll mingle our rhymes....Pome to Mort5 days ago in Free Verse

Big word, Little shinxI’m in the dark, just a little shinx.
These big dogs keep talking the big bark, but I’ll show em when the rain comes.
This little kitty can do more than shine in the night,
I’ll paint these gym walls with red your fright.
Gold fur and a heart of black, my trainer stabbed me in the back.
Broken and bloody I won’t give up till she’s crying over my dead body.
As you look into my eyes the last thing you’ll see is the most hurt part of me.
I’ll protect my innocence behind this fiery bolt,
Rock smash, rock tomb, I already know it’s my doom.
Take my swagger like a thief; I’ll double team thBig word, Little shinx1 week ago in Free Verse

Cat Song Compliation 1Cats cats cats, oh catly cats, cats cats cats cats
Go go kitten rangers- meow meow meow meow meow meow
Just meow it'll be okay
Meow meow meow, just meow
Tonight, we are cats
So let's climb a little higher
Cat nip makes us higher than pot
Dirty meowing the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a kitty cat
We are, we are, we are, we are
We are the crazy kitties
I don't want to say you were the cat that got away
The cat that got away
Cat pon de replay
Hey Mr. Kitty can you turn the salmon up?
I meowed once now I wanna meow some more
Kittens have oooh the kittens have it
Kittens have it he's the cat I'm leaving you for
All the single kitties
You put yCat Song Compliation 119 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics

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