Barney Plays HaloI hate youBarney Plays Halo8 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You hate me
Kill eachother basic'ly
With a great big bang, I shot you in the head
sorry bro, but you are dead.
You shot me
I went boom
ev'ry thing went red and blue
Man, plasma grenades are such a fucking pain
No worries man, we're tied again.
You've got skills
I do too
You are red and I am blue
Gotta break this tie and shoot you til you're dead...
Din't expect you to have a wraith.
Red team wins... Man that's gay.
Nerdy, Emo, AWESOME!!!I got the glasses;Nerdy, Emo, AWESOME!!!6 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I got the hair;
I got the swag that passes.
I got the looks;
I got the 'tude;
I got the books.
I am a Nerd -
I'm not absurd.
I'm Emo, too -
I feel things in red and blue.
It's not InSaNiTy;
I'm not trying to undermine HuMaNiTy!
[...Well, maybe a little ...]
In any case, Style is so fickle
So just be you -
And I'll be me:
'Cuz I'm Nerdy, Emo, and AWESOME, you see!
Being Chris WalkenIt's a little bit funny.Being Chris Walken23 minutes ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
And extremely strange.
But yet interesting.
The dream I had.
I dreamed that..
I was turning Walken.
And I was enjoying it.
It felt so strange.
But yet nice..
Just how I like it.
Because what's strange to normal folks.
Is normal to people like me.
My transformation was spectacular.
I couldn't believe it.
I was looking like Walken.
Talking like Walken.
Sounding like Walken.
And dancing like Walken.
I had enhanced agility.
And heightened senses.
I could hear any sound.
Even from miles away.
I heard a familiar sound.
Calling to me.
I could not resist it.
Keep Me Covered, Keep Me CloseI was born this way- white.Keep Me Covered, Keep Me Close4 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
You might picture a stereotypical middle-class life, but I grew up far from it…
The sunlight burns my skin
Scorching cells with rays so hot
SPF 1000 couldn’t save me
Red welts that are excruciating
I wasn’t made for daylight
I am so pale; burrowed up indoors
I wasn’t made for daylight
Who is melanin? I’ve never heard of him
Now go, you’re letting in sunlight
I prefer to roam at night, because
I wasn’t made for daylight
And, I’d rather not die of skin cancer
Job-wise, all that leaves me is dancer
…But tis a trade more suited for my mother
Ode to the PirateOde to the PirateOde to the Pirate9 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Let the warning beacons blaze through the haze,
And the horns thunder,
We have come here to plunder,
To take your food,
And your loot,
And even your women to boot,
Drop your weapons,
Or I’ll shoot!
---Sophos shook his head.
He just couldn’t believe that the pirates
had created for themselves an anthem.
SteagleSteagle (a parody of Eagle by Abba)Steagle18 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
This song is about Colbert's eagle Stephen Jr.
Stephen Colbert is inspiring, he is swell.
I love hearing the stories that he tells.
He's ever inspiring, he's really clever he is.
Stephen's truthiness is worth listening to.
And there's his mighty eagle
Go Stephen Jr, spread your wings.
Flyin' high, high, a great bird in the sky
That lovely eagle that rides on the breeze
High, high, look at him fly.
With such majesty and might.
And to anywhere that he likes.
Stephen Colbert is the man, he truly is great.
He sees all and knows everything.
Stephen Jr, is an incredible flyer.
The Ultimate Showdown of Warcraft DestinyOld Magtheridon was hoping around,The Ultimate Showdown of Warcraft Destiny5 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Stormwind City like a big playground,
When suddenly Arthas burst from the shade,
And hit Magtheridon with a Plague grenade.
Magtheridon got pissed and began to attack,
But didn’t expect to see Anub’arak,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Nerubian-Fu,
When Tirion Fordring came out of the blue.
He started beating on that poor Crypt Lord,
Then Thrall killed them both in the name of the Horde,
But before he could make it back to Orgrimmar,
Illidan came and was the strongest by far,
He pulled the Twin Blades of Azzinoth from behind his back,
And knocked Thrall away just like that,
But he ran out of ma
CRUSHI screen saved all the photos from your family vacationsCRUSH6 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I checked out all your Spotify recommendations
Followed you on Twitter and Instagram too
is there anywhere else I can find you....
Every 15 minutes
I'm refreshen your page
refreshen your page.....
It was love at first sight except you tried to ignore /me, you were playin' hard to get
Now I want to be your girlfriend But now you can't ignore me 'cuz I found you on the/ internet.
Now I always know who you're with, where you are. and what you're doing
I just wish it was me that you were pursuing
The funny thing is you haven't got a clue
That i've got a crush on you.
I get notified you'
I'll Stop Anime (Parody of I'll Stop Singing)I'll Stop Anime.I'll Stop Anime (Parody of I'll Stop Singing)15 hours ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Based off of Vocaloid's I'll Stop Singing 'I am Done, I am Through'
I am done,
I am through,
I am just sick of it guys!
I am tired of the haters,
It just makes me wanna cry!
I don't care what you do,
Nor about what you do say,
For you just ruined my dear life,
When you hated Anime...
I thought I'd watch one- Elfen Lied, again,
Episode 11- Ooh,my favorite one!
But then I saw the reviews of it,
And then my heart just bursted like a bomb...
Why must you call it sloppy and too rushed?
Why must you say that it's stupid mush?
Why must you say it's filled with too much gore,
When you know it's better than a case of pink haired vore...?
Why on earth, did you follow me my boys?
Through my favorite dear old Animes,
Like Soul Eater or Vocaloid?
Or awesome Sailor Moon?
I know how to stop this, I'll....
Just stop watching, I'll...
Just stop it
future visionthe year is nowfuture vision4 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
two zero one three
just seven more
then we shall see
if we might plan with clarity
to throw away our glasses!
llp - dA - may2013
The Cunning Fool- Sweet SurpriseDoubt, doubt, whine and poutThe Cunning Fool- Sweet Surprise7 hours ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Sore, sore, because you know nothing anymore
Of course, of course, oh, fair, stubborn horse
Love, love, who wouldn’t love thee, fair as a dove?
Screaming, screaming, oh, the brat of which men having been dreaming
Lying, lying, about the things you’ve been buying
Sold, sold, it’s all for the gold
Men, men an army of, in your den
A shock, a shock, he gave you a literal rock
So funny, so funny, who’d actually marry you, honey?
Ciao, ciao, fat, saggy cow
Tis true, tis true, he left you
You lost, you lost, now who was tossed?
Broken, broken, with a chunk of junk as token
Fame, fame, now is t
Upside DownNothing was the same,Upside Down4 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Now that it was flipped upside down:
The ceiling takes on floor’s role
As rainfalls and blizzards plummet upwards
And flowers droop down as they bloom –
Frightened, desperate people cling
To stable walls and streetlights so
To prevent reverse skydives into space.
Cars attach to the concrete tops
With tires made of sticky rubber.
Attics revert into basements,
Happy smiles to bitter frowns,
And normal life to zany madness!
…Until she plops and lays her head
On the floor – everything switches
Back the way it lived before…
Dizzy, she turns around as her
Little braids whip the summer air
Castled ICastled King, falling down.Castled I6 hours ago in Free Verse More Like This
Watch you King break his crown.
Hear the Queen, on the battlefield, weep.
Watch his stone hearted armies become docile and meek.
Stupid King, on the ground.
Kneel at your knees.
Idiotic King, tumbling down.
Kiss my bloody feet.