
PokemonMum mum mum mahPokemon3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
My name's Ash Ketchum and I wanna catch em' all
I've got my pokedex and my brand new pokeballs (I love it)
I'll send out pidgey and then when Gary drops his guard
I'm gonna kick his ass when I send out my Charizard
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Go Pikachu, N-Now I choose you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
Go Pikachu, N-Now I choose you
Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No he can't beat my Pokemon
(I'm gonna be a master)
Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No he can't beat my Pokemon
(I'm gonna be a master)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemo

A Pokemon Love StoryA Pokemon Love Story7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Torchics are red,
Mudkips are blue.
This is the love story
of a lonely young Xatu.
All day he sat alone,
wishing things would change.
He constantly felt binded
by his imaginary chains.
Xatu thought of a plan:
call up all of his friends.
Invite them to a party,
hoping his problems would end.
He called them all up,
and now he must wait.
In order to succeed,
his party must be great!
The guests all arrived,
and all right on time.
They then got to see
the great Mr. Mime.
Juggling Poke Balls,
the crowd loved his tricks.
Next up on the stage
was the fiery Vulpix.
She spewed fire all around;
what a masterful art!
But little

Tik Tok Pokemon StyleWake up in the morning feeling like Ash KetchumTik Tok Pokemon Style3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Grab my bag full of pokeballs 'cause I wanna catch some
Before I leave, take some hyper potions just in case
Cause I would have to fly back if my Pokemon faint
I'm talkin' flyin' to Route 220,
Tryin' to catch some eevees,
Maybe not to get too greedy
Drop toppin'
runnin' out of my Pokeballs
Never stoppin' till I catch them all,
Even tryin' to catch Dial----ga (lol)
Don't stop, don't pop
Please stay in my Pokeball
Tonight, Imma fight
'till all my Pokemon die
Tick Tock on the clock,
But the Pokemon don't stop no
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Don't stop, don't pop
Please stay in my Pok

Pokemon 2000- Power of One"Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, or Lightning,Pokemon 2000- Power of One4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Lest these Titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash.
Though the water's Great Guardian shall arise to quell the fighting,
Alone its song will fail. Thus the Earth shall turn to Ash.
O, Chosen One, into thine hands bring together all three.
Their treasures combined, tame the beast of the sea.
From the trio of islands, ancient spheres shall you take,
For between life and death, o the difference you'll make.
O, Chosen One, climb to the shrine to right what is wrong,
And the world will be healed by the Guardian's song."

Pokemon Song Death Note ParodyI wanna be the very bestPokemon Song Death Note Parody2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
That no God ever was.
To kill evil is my real test
To rule them is my cause.
I will murder across Japan,
Ridding sins of the world.
The human race will understand the power that I hold!
The Death Note, Gotta kill them all! (It's only me!)
I know it's my destiny!
The Death Note! (Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we have to cleanse!)
The Death Note! Gotta kill them all (a heart stopped dead. My disciples understand)
Oppose me and I'll kill you!
The Death Note! I am justice! (I am justice!)
I'll be challenged along the way
To the police I'll be employed
There I'll trick L into his death
and kill

Pokemon Marysue.Hello, I'm Mearīsū Torōru!! (メアリースー) (トロール )Pokemon Marysue.2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I have long waist length curly light blue hair that falls in natural ringlets. I have light green eyes that turn pink when I'm happy. It may sound weird but I'm a Pokemon/human hybrid test subject, I have suicane ears and a tail. I usually wear a dark blue hat to hide my ears so no one finds out. Anyways!! Enough about my looks, here's my story.
-----------------
Ch. 1: New beginnings.
As I stood in the ring thousands of stares pierced through me. This was my chance, my last Pokemon. Ash Ketchum stood before me

The ClashThe Clash1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Take that feeling of hopelessness
And wipe it from your face
That frown will get you nowhere,
And yet nowhere you will go.
Listen to the snow that breathes
On this glacial mountaintop.
The summit watches you, and it
Laughs at your marked cowardice.
It is telling you to turn away,
For the God that rests atop this crest
Holds a crown of blizzards,
The blood of dragons on his collar.
Slicing open the girths of faeries
That bleed harsh cold and despair.
A boya saplinga man like you
Could never brave the victorious screams.
You trudge onwards, yet,
Like the fool that you are.
Can you hear that sound, above
This b

Pokemon by Dr. SuessEvery time you start anew, go and find your running shoe. Make north to where the Prof. is due, whom will give a 'mon to you.Pokemon by Dr. Suess1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
After you've acquainted, you'll meet your rival, from total jerk to utter child. He will be around for all your while, stopping you wounded with a smile.
In order to finish your quest and reach the end, there are eight gym leaders and their badges they defend. No matter what pokemon they may send, be sure to bring some items for your pokemon; to mend.
But wait, what's this? Can't forget the Team-whatever lot! You can't win without ambushing their plot!
After you won, and watched the Elite Four fall, you record your

Pokemon Poetry::DarkraiMy Power is Beyond what you Expect it;Pokemon Poetry::Darkrai5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I have destroyed Souls;
And you still Stand up to me...
Your Heart is Pure--
Maybe you MAY be the one...
Only one of Pure heart is Able to Tame my Power...
GoodLuck...
I hope-- Maybe you can show me the way to the Light...
But for now--
It's all up to you.

Pokemon Song:Vore ParodyOriginal:Pokemon Song:Vore Parody7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
searching far and wide
Each pokemon to understand
the power that's inside
Pokemon! its you and me
I know its my destiny,
Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend
in a world we must defend
Pokemon! a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through,
You teach me and I'll teach you,
Pokemon! gotto catch'em all
My remade vorish version:
I want all the Pokemon to ingest
To taste their sweet Pokefuz
Then feel them inside me digest
To eat them is my cause
I will travel across the land
maw open w

Pokemon Creepypasta - FroslassRemember when you left that mePokemon Creepypasta - Froslass2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
under the stars that night? How
you left and laughed, and how I
was shaken with fright?
Remember that shadow you saw on
the wall, creeping around and
making you stall? Remember that flash
of pale white skin, Purple eyes and a
body quite thin?
Remember that chill that you felt on
your back, lights flashing off and
making you crack? Remember the colour
of my snowy claws, two blue spikes and
orchid jaws?
Remember that sound of a ghastly tear,
last thing you saw was my icy stare.
Remember my laugh as I saw you die,
I think I saw blood stream from your eye!

Featherdance (Poem)Featherdance (Poem)1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Listen closely, and you may hear
The sound of sacred fire.
Its ancestry flickers in a thousand
Colors, all within the hearts of unborn heroes.
Somewhere deep inside legend,
A fringed master slumbers.
Its breath sequesters beneath its beak
As it dreams in molten gold.
Six score, it has lain in wait
For its kaleidoscopic guardian.
A spirit akin to its veined own,
In suit and solemn as he.
The skies grow dapper without
The grace of its marbled wings
And the elegance of the feathers
That heal the lame and the ungainly.
Its dogs look toward the heavens,
Listening for its sacred fire.
The hours and the days atrophy
And crumb

Chuck Norris Pokemon Jokes"If Chuck Norris was a Pokemon..."Chuck Norris Pokemon Jokes4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Chuck Norris would be the element of surprise.
When Chuck Norris runs out of power points, he doesn't struggle: he wins.
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Only resistances.
Chuck Norris has never seen a Ditto. And a ditto has never seen Chuck Norris.
Every experience point Chuck Norris earns takes him to the next level.
Team Rocket is hiding because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can learn more than four moves.
Every one of Chuck Norris's moves is super-effective.
A Chuck Norris egg has never been found because Chuck Norris is no chicken.
Chuck Norris's tackle attack is considered a One-Hi

N's Farewell- Pokemon BW Original LyricsN's Farewell- Pokemon BW Original Lyrics2 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I was once lost, on my own.
What did I loose, to the unknown?
How could I not see the lies,
That I made in this life?
I was blinded,
I tried to find it.
My place in this world,
Changed by a boy and a girl.
They made me see,
What could be.
If I tried,
When I cried,
Again,
As friends.
They gave me what I want.
Different than what I was taught.
I don’t know why,
But why do I cry?
This feeling inside of my heart,
Was it there from the very start?
On a road where mistakes are made,
What did I use, for a trade?
I was inside my own place,
Where I didn’t know another face.
Subject to terror, changed me inside.
My friends, the one

Advice from Master ShaoAdvice from Master Shao2 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
As the Spinda moves
So the grass on the hill flows
A beautiful dance
As the Swablu sings
So does the wind in the trees
A beautiful song
As the Lunatone
Rises in the evening sky
The moon does also
Breath as the breeze does
Allow the wind to carry
Your spirit away
The world always moves
Regardless of what you do
You must also move
Sing like the Swablu
Rise just as the Lunatone
Dance like the Spinda
Stop to enjoy life
Or it will move without you
And you will be lost

Battle ScarsBattle Scars:Battle Scars9 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sharp claws rake into my skin
as my blood bursts forth to splatter against the ground
The uneven breathing of my foe
tells me that he too is wounded and close to death
I can see his teeth, flecked with frothing saliva
foaming and spitting as he bellows his name
He charges into me, his frame crashing with mine
the impact has me reeling and I fall back against the stone
The ground feels cold
the icy chill seeping into my bones
the warmth of my blood escapes me
and I can feel myself beginning to fade
Up toward the sky I glance
praying that I might receive assistance
I pray that he who commands me, he who stands above
Will pity

Pokemon N's Room Theme~ Orig. LyricsPokemon N's Room Theme~ Orig. Lyrics3 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Inside my room I stay all day,
Where I know my friends and I will play.
I wonder what’s its like,
If I went outside?
What could be out in the ‘world’?
There’s nothing out there but black and white,
The way I choose I’m sure it’s right.
I will become the king,
And set my friends free.
That’s how it will all soon be.

Pokemon[Repeat x2]Pokemon4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard,
And they're like
"You wanna trade cards?"
And I'm like "I got Charizard"
I can trade you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the nerd go crazy for.
They lose their cool,
I'm no fool
I think its time
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Trade it up.
Lala-lalala,
The nerds are waiting
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard,
And they're like
"You wanna trade cards?"
And I'm like "I got Charizard"
I can trade you,
But I have to charge
I can see you want it,
You want me to trade you
In my yard, for a card,
That can't be bought,
Just

The Pokemon ShowdownTHE POKEMON SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINYThe Pokemon Showdown5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Ol' Rayquaza was flying around
Saffron City like a big playground,
when suddenly Darkrai came out from the mall
and hit Rayquaza with a Shadow Ball.
Rayquaza got pissed and nearly blew his top,
but didn't expect to be hit by Machop,
who proceeded to let loose a body slam,
when Hitmontop came out of a van,
and he proceeded to kick the Machop's ass,
then they both got flattened by a Probopass,
who was chopped in half and turned into some slabs,
Then Sceptile came back from Oak's lab
and took an TM09 out from under Ash's hat
and blew Darkrai away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
but he ran out of bull

BLACK -The creepy Pokemon HackBLACK -The creepy Pokemon Hack3 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
I'm what you could call a collector of bootleg Pokémon games. Pokémon Diamond & Jade, Chaos Black, etc. It's amazing the frequency with which you can find them at pawnshops, Goodwill, flea markets, and such.
They're generally fun; even if they are unplayable (which they often are), the mistranslations and poor quality make them unintentionally humorous.
I've been able to find most of the ones that I've played online, but there's one that I haven't seen any mention of. I bought it at a flea market about five years ago.
Here's a picture of the cartridge, in case anyone recognizes it. Unfortunately, when I moved two years ago, I los

Dream Eater"Dream Eater"Dream Eater7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Why can't I awake this time?
I keep watching someone die every night
I can't even tell if I am alive
Have I finally lost what's left of my mind?
I can feel something envelop me
Breaking my skin; I'm letting it free
But looking at my reflection this time
The face looking back isn't mine!
I find its getting harder to relate
I keep watching someone make the same mistakes
I feel like any moment I will break
Watching scenes that seem so fake
Like a broken record spinning in circles
I can't seem to get over these hurdles
But the scenes I'm watching; I'm not to blame
This really is a sadistic game
I'm trapped in a nev

Pokemon Poetry::LucarioI Mistook your Decision as a Betrayal;Pokemon Poetry::Lucario6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I hated you...
But when I found the truth--
I Hated myself...
You taught me everything I know;
Now-- It's time for me to move on as well.
No Matter what anyone says--
You were always a Hero.
And now-- I am too.
Hopefully--
We can see Each other Again.
I'll hold you to it.

Pokemon Rhapsody[Sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody]Pokemon Rhapsody2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Is this the real game?
Or Final Fantasy?
Caught in a rock slide,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes, you could be the champion,
I'm just a trainer, I need no companion,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little
low,
Any way the grass grows doesn't really matter to me, to
me
Mama just killed 'mon,
Not a thought went through my head, Gary told me he was
dead
Mama, my game's just begun,
I've barely gone and thrown a pokéball
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late