
Smexy FAQCan he get people pregnant?Smexy FAQ9 hours ago in Profiles
No, he cannot get the typical human pregnant, it’s like the whole fucking a horse and expecting a centaur thing, it just doesn’t work that way. In fact being a different species from humans, his frequent raping of us could almost be considered something like bestiality among his species.
Is he single?
Technically, he actually isn’t, in fact he’s married, multiple times.
Being the horny rapist that he is, he holds the concepts of relationships such as marriage in such low regard, that all the times he was proposed to, he accepted, seeing the whole thing as less of a binding contract of su

TnM-ammm vampiros(trailer) TnM-ammm vampiros(trailer)TnM-ammm vampiros(trailer) 22 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
En lo profundo en la noche donde no hay luz ellos salen a jugar
-emmmm y que hacemos hoy chicos ,yo suguiero algo,comer
ay contigo primito ya basta de comer ,ay mejor que pensar una forma de decirle a marie que somos ya saben
si,monse tiene razon,y que tal si jugamos algo?
-thom por ultima vez!! no vamos a hacerle nada a bridgette te quedo claro!!!!!!
ok de acuerdo ¬¬
unos ojos hermosos bajo un disfra que se llevara tu alma
-mmm lu, soy yo oh ese chico tiene hermosos ojos que solo se me quedan viendo
-no te le hacerques marie,........
mmmm claro
por que en un paso tomaran tu vida
- mmmm que me v

SpinosaursSpinosaursSpinosaurs8 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
Among the more primitive tetanuran theropods rose a group of carnivorous theropods that were more generalized than predators like the allosauroid and carcharodontosaurid dinosaurs. These were the clad of dinosaurs known as megalosauroid theropods. These were a relatively common group of theropods during the mid-jurassic, carving out a niche as apex predators.
These early models were not very big animals, usually only about twenty to thirty feet long, and no more than one or two tons. The best known of these early spinosauroids are the fragmentary Megalosaurus, Eustreptospondylus, and Poekiloplueron, all of whi

Mentors - Part 1Jamie, Pippa, Claude, Caleb, Monty and Cupcake were walking around in thin shirts and thin jeans one blazing hot summer's day. The kids were 12 years old, and although they had seen Jack Frost last winter, they missed him. Mainly because he could cool them down if need be. Jamie sighed but regretted it as his hot breath made him tug on the collar of his light blue shirt. Claude and Caleb were taking turns to lean on each other as the group headed towards the lake, hoping that the water would be cold enough to get their temperatures down. Pippa wanted to lean on Jamie but she knew that with the recent happenings in his young life, he wouldn'tMentors - Part 117 hours ago in Profiles More Like This

Flames Brighten ShadowsSilver13riolu: Blaize looked up at the huge stairs she would have to climb and groaned quietly. If she had known this was coming, she would have probably not come. Maybe. She already missed Frodo, her Houndoom, but he was too big to come. She smirked at the thought of him being there and started to climb.Flames Brighten Shadows18 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
IridescentMirage: Aylen stood in the shadow of the institute at the top of the staircase, his image flickering in and out of sight. He hadn't yet built up the courage to go further. There was a lot of Pokémon there, and so very few trees in the imitate area. He felt exposed without them. Before he could think too deeply on the subjec

Monstermaster13's thoughts: About WalkenMonstermaster13's thoughts: About WalkenMonstermaster13's thoughts: About Walken20 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
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Nathan:
Hello i'm Monstermaster13 and this is another Monstermaster13's thoughts segment. As you know i've been doing a lot of Walken related reviews and stories as of recent.
Because let's face it, i'm kind of an obsessed fan but I didn't used to be - I used to hate the guy because he's scary but that's part of his genius if you ask me.
I am open with my love of Walken and am not afraid to admit that I admire him because of his many attributes and his philosophy.
Some people call him a bad actor but to be honest...they're entitl

Worldmeld: Awakening: Misty's Story Chapter 1Worldmeld: AwakeningWorldmeld: Awakening: Misty's Story Chapter 121 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
Misty Side Chapter 1
Johnnyd2
"A sky to share."
"A bond to cherish"
"A world to preserve"
"Words to hold true to your heart. "
"wherever it may be"
It was a peaceful night in the Gym of Cerulean City. The denizens of the gym were fast asleep, some moreso than others. One such person was the Leader of the Cerulean Gym, Misty Waterflower. Tired from a long days worth of battling and training alongside her water pokemon, the red headed girl was curled up tightly in her bed. All seemed tranquil, but such a state cannot last forever.
"Maiden?"
"Maiden?!"
"Maiden!!"
Misty jolted up, or, up as you can be in a dream. Th

L4D_Nikolai's BioName: NikolaiL4D_Nikolai's Bio1 day ago in Profiles More Like This
Age: 28
Sex: Male
Sexual Orientation: Homosexual
Strain: Leaker
Bite Mark Location: Left Shoulder
Personality: Boastful, clever, and taunting, Nikolai's own personality may be envious and admiring at a distance, but is also sheer poison to be around for too long. He knows very well how to push one's buttons, and makes sure he never enters a confrontation unarmed with slick, piercing words. Even when it comes to his younger brother, Hazard, he loves holding his superior accomplishments and demeanor over the Smoker's head, while still bullying him about why he's not as "successful". Nikolai really does care for Hazard, but a

--Kuzuryu Clan Info--History--Kuzuryu Clan Info--3 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
The Kuzuryu clan was formed in the wake of the first Shinobi World War by a runaway Geisha and her lover. The Geisha was named Ryuka, while the lover's name was never mentioned in scripture. He was known simply as "Ryu no Kyuseisho"or "Dragon's Savior", in reference to Ryuka's name. With the help of her lover she escaped an abusive marriage to the Daimyo of the Land of Tea. Originally she had been sold to him as a prize, her parent's had long since abandoned her leaving her to fend for herself to end up in the wrong path of life. She had initially been trained as a Shirabyoshi, performing for Nobles and high ranking Samurai. Because of her background she was subjected to treatment that was uncommon to Shirabyoshi, such as sexual harassment and abuse. She was a prize in the eyes of the Noble and Samurai; not for her beauty but for her ability. She born with a rare affinity that had lain dormant until she reached the age of twenty when she completed her Geisha training.

The bloomblity of a perfect life chap.1 pt.1As I dreamed of the perfect birthday I was really hoping something really exciting would happen to me; for once. A knock on the door kept my interest in wanting to have a relaxing and pleasuring life. Dazing into the clouds my head just flew out the window, I just couldn't stop dreaming of a perfect life. My daydream disappeared when Cream the rabbit's cry entered my head "Um, Ms.Mel, wake up. Are you dead?" I gave a quick retort to prove I was still alive and awake "Um...." stuttering over my words I know I had to repeat myself "Um yes, I'm awake I was just daydreaming on if my life was perfect"Having a husband, two children, have a good payThe bloomblity of a perfect life chap.1 pt.11 hour ago in Profiles More Like This

Super Mario 64 DSI was one day playing my Super Mario 64 DS game on my DSI XL. I had to only get more 3 stars left to get theSuper Mario 64 DS12 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
cannon outside opened up. When I got the last star, the game suddenly froze. I had not saved my game either, so,
with great anger, I restarted my DSI XL. When I got to the file select
screen, my file was gone. Curse you fucking pirated cartridges!!! So
I went to go to a store. I went to Game Stop, because they sell
nothing but freaking video games, and was a reliable source.
When I got to GameStop, I couldn't find a Super Mario 64
DS cart anywhere. I asked the cashier if he had any copies of the
game. The cashier said no. I was

Vatican Knight: OgresType: Ogres.Vatican Knight: Ogres15 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
Location: Primarily located in Europe and Japan.
Society: Democratic.
Preferred food: Meat.
Intelligence: Low-Average.
Strength: Very High.
Agility: High-Average.
Dexterity: Low-Average.
Blending spectrum: Between 8 and 9 when condensed, between 3 and 0 when expanded.
Description: Ogres(sometimes called "Oni") are a type of creature completely separate from vampires. Their true forms are large, horned humanoids averaging in height between ten and twenty feet with wild hair and sharp teeth that can rend stainless-steel girders with no effort. Ogres are extremely strong creatures, capable of sending an M1 Abrams tank that is barr

Short life Chapter 175- Nikko's sunlight For the first time in the past few years, Konomu has once again met his older brother Kibishi kioku.Short life Chapter 175- Nikko's sunlight19 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
Konomu: Brother. Why are you all the way over here?
Kibishi: Killing bounty members for money.
Konomu: But Sabaku doesn't have a bounty brother.
Kibishi: Whoops.
Konomu: What do you mean whoops?! He's my friends and my mechanic! Don't kill him!
Kibishi: I see that you chose the path of the samurai.
Konomu: Kireme taught me.
Kibishi: I can just guess that he gave you that wandering spirit inside you too.
Konomu: That was a old birthday gift 7 years ago. Do you have one?
Kibishi: No. Too cool for that.
Konomu: (joking) Too cool to

Folded Dreams -- NinianI should probably clarify about the name of this series. “Folded Dreams” sounds like it was just meant to be a whimsical name, but in fact I'm actually referring to Poker. To fold in Poker is to essentially sit out of a hand because you don't have the resources or don't feel confident of your ability to win. Or it can be used as a form of longterm slow play where you give the impression to your opponents that you're more cautious than you intend to actually show yourself as being. Poker is weird that way.Folded Dreams -- Ninian21 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
In this case, I'm “folding” from writing or developing a universe until I can get myself mentally together and ins

Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja RP Chapter 23Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja RPRandy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja RP Chapter 2323 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
Chapter 23
"What!" Randy exclaimed and came closer to look at Rachel and saw her shoulder. Rachel started running high fever and Flare didn't know what they injected in her. "I have no clue what they put in her and now she's running fever!" she said. "This is not good, Flare go get Kristy and Howard." Randy said as he put on his ninja mask. "I'll try healing her." he commented. Flare nodded and was about to leave then looked at Randy. "No. You're too weak...you'll hurt yourself." she said and flew off to get Howard and Kristy. Rachel slightly opened her eyes. Randy looked at Rachel and sigh." Don't worry we

Brent WalkerGeneralBrent Walker1 day ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Brent Walker
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Lycan Breed: Arctilian
Status: Rogue but hopes to be a medic
Marital Status: Single
Date of Birth: August 14th
Place of Birth: Washington
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Likes: Men (duh), reading, camping, night clubs, Teen Wolf (Derek being his favorite character), muscle cars, dubstep, chocolate fountains, leather, and most of all the band Neon Trees.
Dislikes: Rap music, drugs, the color yellow, whole wheat bread, brussel sprouts, rats, or the smell of lavender.
Fears/Weakness: Brent fears snakes and isn't the strongest of the pack, built more for speed and likes to use his brain to get out

E/M Kingdom- Camila TorresE/M Kingdom- Camila Torres1 day ago in Profiles More Like This
Camila Torres~
Age: 15
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Light Brown
Body Type: Petite
Creature Race: Human
Occupation: Royal Maid
Mother: Elizabeth Torres-Deceased
Father: Joseph Torres-Deceased
Sibling(s): Andrew Torres-Living
Personality: She is very optimistic, kind, cheerful, and friendly, which makes her hard to dislike. Although she has many friends, the only person she truly trusts with her life is her brother Drew. She puts others before herself at all times and sometimes hides her own feelings as to not make others worry. She has a very forgiving nature and loves children.

My Invisible Friends IntroHey, have you ever had a imaginary friend? No? Then maybe when you were 4 or 6? But when you get older you start to forget your imaginary friend, and then you abandon them into the dirt. What happens to them then? Well, they go straight to one of the famous kids known in the neighborhood, Kate Cruise. She's known as Imaginary Kate because no matter how old she is, she did not give away her imaginary friend. Every imaginary friend gets their perfect friend thanks to Kate! How? Well, just wait and find out this Saturday for the start of "My Invisible friends" fanfic!My Invisible Friends Intro36 minutes ago in Profiles More Like This
See you soon!~~~~pichupowers

Uriel ValhallaBirth name: Uriel ValhallaUriel Valhalla1 hour ago in Profiles More Like This
Taken name: Azrael Vanguard.
(He suggests that all arcane users take a name for the war to discard after, so that the acts they commit during the war do not reflect on their own character, war is not perfect nor strategic, it is simply killing, killing on a grand scale, and he does not want people to have their acts of heroism, that give them nightmares for what they did to those people, to plague them until the end of their days.)
Age: 30
Appearance: The old description was as follows: Uriel is a tall but kindly man, who is often seen smiling around his palace. Although his stature can be intimidating, there was never anything intimidating about him until the new war came. His blonde hair used to be untamed at times, but he never bothered to fix it, he never had a regimented hairstyle and often had stubble on his chin, saying he'd forgotten to shave that day. He was loved by all in the Palace. Then... He changed, there was always traces of his kindly manner

Walken Journals: The BeginningWalken Journals:Walken Journals: The Beginning4 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
The Beginning
NOTE:
This is where we first find out Nathan is a Walken fan, he is not transformed yet.
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Nathan:
Dear Monster journal....what you are about to hear is a story that you have to see to believe. You see, i'm a Walken fan - well a hugely obsessed one and I have really started getting into him.
I have started taking up Walkenology as part of my mythology classes as there is a creature called a Walken.
I've even dreamed of Walken on occassion - even of being him. So I have invented this program that will allow me to hypnotise anyone into becoming a Walken or Walken

Brook the Wolf beastkinName: BrookBrook the Wolf beastkin5 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
Height: 6 foot 4 inches
Age: 32
Hair: Black ( Same as her fur )
Bust: FF
Race: Werewolf ( No skin, covered in black and white wolf fur)
Occupation: Professional Mercenary. She hunts demons, humans, etc.
She came from a tribe despite her modern appearance. She began a pilgrimage to find herself and learn more about her beastkin abilities. Soon, Brook discovered the modern world of man and what it had to offer. She eventually became a mercenary while still on her pilgrimage.
Stubborn, can be serious, can make jokes, but mostly quiet.
Likes meat, hunting, cleaning her weapons, long walks on the beach, and takes off unicorn h

Friendly's New Friend - Chapter Five-- Chapter Five –Friendly's New Friend - Chapter Five5 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
It wasn't very long before Friendly's parents came home again. Both Timothy and Friendly rushed down the stairs together as they heard the car pulling into the driveway.
“I know! Let's hide so they'll wonder where we are” suggested Friendly.
“Okay!” agreed Timothy, “What about this closet?”
“Nah, that's too close to the door” said Friendly... “I know! There's a futon in that room, we can hide behind that”
So the boys rushed into the spare room downstairs. Timothy got down on all fours and crawled behind the futon, and Friendly followed him.
“They'll nev

Georgina Rosier HP OCName: Georgina RosierGeorgina Rosier HP OC5 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
Age: 17 years old
Race: Human
Blood: Pureblood
Height: 5'5'' / 1m 64cm
Weight: 114.64 lbs / 52 kg
Skin: Fair- light skinned
Appearance:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EhUkDZOn5ks/Ti3swx3PV4I/AAAAAAAAAQc/dKpdNoXWrvE/s1600/Michelle-Trachtenberg-Wallpaper-6.jpg
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Rounded bluish-grey eyes
Full plump lips with a prominent cupids bow.
Celestial shaped nose
Heart shaped face
Dark brown long wavy / slightly curled hair that goes past her chest.
Body
Hour glass shaped body
C cup
Personality: She is indifferent to people she finds below her