Batman Fanfic: WantWantBatman Fanfic: Want1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Scarecrow x Riddler Slash
All characters belong to DC comics.
It was an odd word to him. It didn't fall well from his tongue and was uncomfortable passing through his thoughts.
He knew what it meant of course. Want, to desire, to crave, to wish for. His vocabulary was far from limited, wants were simply not something he experienced often. Needs were important, he was required to sleep, it was necessary to eat, and he had to continue his research at all costs. Those were all simply the compulsions of living life.
Wants were f
Batman fic: HomophobiaHomophobiaBatman fic: Homophobia1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ridder x Scarecrow Slash
I own no one, if I did the DC Universe would be a hell of a lot gayer. So its probably for the best.
The alarms began at exactly 2:13 am, a sound so common it was no more distracting then that of a distant police siren. Not a single inmate gave the blinking lights in the dark more then a glance or a fleeting thought of who had caused it.
Who it was fleeing from Arkham Asylum tonight?
The plan took almost a week to put together, casual seeming chatter over a chessboard. The guards had not picked up on the double meanings whispered under breath,
Jingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman Smells2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dashing through the streets
In search of rubber-duck
All the stores sold out
And Flash is out of luck
The last one in the world
Gets mangled in a fight
Crashed into tiny pieces
By the Ultra-Humanite.
Jingle bells, Wally fails
Ducky goes bye bye
Big bad monkey kills the Ducky
And makes the orphans cry
Jingle bells, back to jail
No more breaking toys
Guess they'd settle for Nutcracker
Instead of poopy noise.
Christmas with the Kents
In their lovely Smallville farm
Super-mom and dad
Await with open arms
The boy scout's full of cheer
But J'onn's all doom and gloom
They hole him up in Kara's happy
Andy's Batman MishapSayin goodbye to the fans in Miami, Florida; Black Veil Brides returned to their tour bus and were off to the next city. "Man," Jake started to comment as he crashed on the couch. "I never get tired of the rush of being on stage and after a great show!"Andy's Batman Mishap2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I dont think any of us do!" CC replied back to his friend. "and these gifts are spectacular!" he said as he played with a CC teddy bear replica a younger BVB Army member had given him at the show.
"Andy, you always get the oddest things, what did you get?" Jinxx asked looking at his 'little brother'.
"Well, I got some fan art, letters, a rose, a Batman Bikini, a pop- A BATMAN BIKINI!?" t
Murdering Mary SueMurdering Mary SueMurdering Mary Sue5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Every aspiring writer has met her at least once, whether in his own works or in those of others. The alluring temptation of a perfect character taunts the author from one side while his muse urges him to keep writing from the other. Who wouldn't love her? She's the most beautiful, talented, fantastic woman in the universe, with not a flaw in sight. Every woman wants to be her; every man wants to marry her, so why would anyone want to kill her? Who would want to murder Mary Sue?
I would. I and many greater authors have been working hard to keep this succubus in her proper place: the trash can. Mary Sue is one of the wors
In LoveIn LoveIn Love5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The way I blush when I think of you,
The way I smile when I remember your words-
The way I almost wanna pass out when someone mentions you-
The way I wanna go to bed early,
Just so I can dream of you-
The way I wanna hold your hand,
The way I write your name on my schoolpapers-
The way I wish I shared every class with you,
The way my heart beats faster,
And the way I feel when I imagine you with me-
I'm just like every other girl,
Who's ever wanted to be held by someone else-
And I'm just like every story,
Hoping for a love-filled ending-
Because I'm human too,
And I somehow still feel-
After all I've been through,
Batman: Father's HatchlingsBatman: Father's Hatchlings2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A Father looked down at his children and smiled with great pride.
" What would you regret when you saw that I'd died?"
The oldest bird was the first to reply,
" Not keeping my promise,
And letting you down.
I'll eventually make it up to you somehow".
The third son was unsure what to do,
He knew he was thankful but the words just wouldn't come through.
"I'm sorry", is what he first managed to say.
"For blaming you for all of my pain".
The youngest didn't need to think twice about this,
He knew what he wanted and he knew what it meant.
"Only not having you here,
That's all that I need and all that I fear".
The Father hugged his th
Dear DoctorDear DoctorDear Doctor1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I didn't get my Hogwarts letter
I didn't compete in the Hunger Games
I wasn't in the battle for Middle Earth
I didn't meet my time traveling Henry
I didn't find Graverobber in the graveyard
Sylar didn't come for my brain
I didn't find a Death Note
I wasn't born in Gotham
My dad didn't go on a hunting trip
I didn't meet a consulting detective
I couldn't join Loki's army
I didn't kill Zombies
I didn't get my ticket to The Devils Carnival
I didn't become a killjoy
Mother War didn't take me to the Black Parade
Freddy wasn't in my nightmares
So I'm asking you to come pick me up in the Tardis
I only want something exc
Batman BatmanBatman3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I can't fly, I'm not a man made of steel
Andley- Batman Loves Mr JAshley's P.O.VAndley- Batman Loves Mr J1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was sitting at my desk, drawing out some blueprints for my next evil plan. Breaking out of Arkham had better be worth it, I was sick and tired of that meddling Batman always ruining my perfect plans.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw Harley edging towards me with a what-she-thought-looked seductive look on her face, I wish she'd give it a rest. Much to my annoyance she climbed onto my desk, seductively as she could and pouted at me.
"Go Away, I'm busy," I grumbled at her.
"Awww come on Puddin', Don't you wanna rev up your Harley?" she made her hand do a revving motion. "VROOM!" she squealed playfully. Not being in the moo
The Real BatmanYeah, I've read the comics and seen the movie,The Real Batman2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
but he's nothing like me.
Does he run around in normal clothes beating criminals to a pulp?
Does he carry a wooden bat down dangerous streets looking for trouble?
How many child molesters have you killed?
How many murderers have you destroyed?
Today, I left two rapists to die in the same alley they raped their victims in.
I have to buy another bat because I broke the old one off of one of their skulls.
Yesterday, my shirt was stained with so much blood,
I made a drug dealer eat it and then I pulled it out when his stomach tried to digest it.
I don't prance around dressed as a flying rat
LOL at that Limerick ContestLOL at that Limerick Contest4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Christian Bale viewed his reflection with a grin
He was covered from big toe to chin
Halloween was his fave
And sweets he did crave
Yup, the 'Dark Knight' would soon ride again
With pumpkin-bucket, he stood at the door
He had rung this doorbell twice before
His Batman costume was a hit
But a rather tight fit
He'd already eaten candies galore
The little kids were all up in a riot
The big kid in the Bat-suit was a pirate
He was collecting every treat
Down their little street
It was time for the Bat-dude to 'buy-it'
Christian heard an internal alarm bell
And finally the other shoe fell
Little monsters converged
Requiem For The BatmanThey say time heals all wounds;Requiem For The Batman5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
nobody mentions the scars.
They say scream your heart out;
nobody talks of the pain.
They say love turns to stone;
nobody mentions the graveyards.
They say dreams turn to dust;
nobody understands the cost.
They tell you nothing,
and expect you to understand.
They tell you everything,
and expect you to forgive.
They spend a long time sitting
on the end of your bed,
trying to find the right words
I'm so sorry,
but Batman is dead.
Why Wally's not allowed to have a cape"Hey Rob, can I borrow your cape?"Why Wally's not allowed to have a cape1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The raven haired boy looked up from his holographic computer to see his best friend.
"Why do you want to do that? I thought it gets in the your way when you run." With one eyebrow raised he looked at his friend suspiciously. Wally always made fun of his cape, saying that it smelled weird (don't ask) and how it's going to get caught on something and make him a living piñata.
"Well yea, but who said anything about running with it?"
" Touché." He took off his cape and handed it to the read headed boy, who happily put it on. "So what are you going to do with it?"
With one hand Wally pulled hi
AmericaxReader Save the WorldAmericaxReaderAmericaxReader Save the World2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Who's Gonna Save the World
Who's gonna save the world tonight?
Who's gonna bring it back to life?
It was dark, almost 11:00 P.M. when the library finally kicked you out. You began to walk to the bus stop quickly but carefully. In your right hand, you held your house keys between your fingers, so that you looked like Wolverine. In your left hand, you held the pepper spray your dad gave you when you first went away to school. As you approached the bus stop, you noticed some suspicious figures hanging around. The men were smoking something, talking loudly, and appeared to be drunk. You didn
Alfred x Reader-Help a Brother Out Ch.1Alfred x ReaderAlfred x Reader-Help a Brother Out Ch.11 year ago in Settings More Like This
Help a Brother Out Chapter 1.
Rated PG-13~ish?? For mild language and some mature content, kinda? It's not bad and icky, I promise!
"Girls absolutely DO NOT have it easier! In fact-we probably have it harder than you guys!" You protested.
"Pfff~ As if! The gym coaches go easier on you, you never have to pay for dinner when out on a date, and if you show your boobs a little you can get whatever you want!" Your best friend Alfred replied.
"Dude, you'd never make it one day as a girl! We have to put on pounds of makeup everyday, wear painful heals and itchy dresses, wear tight bras, freak out ove
Batman: Under the Red HoodBatman: Under the Red Hood3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
Bruce Greenwood-Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jensen Ackles-Red Hood
Niel Patrick Harris-Nightwing/Dick Grayson
Jason Isaacs-Ra's Al Ghul
Wade Williams-Black Mask/Roman Sionis
John DiMaggio-The Joker
This is a review of the new DC animated film, Under the Red Hood ("No shit Sherlock!" comments are always appreciated). This is... wow. This was wow. It is one of the best animated films I've ever seen. It was cool. The basic plot is a new vigilante who doesn't mind lethal force named the Red Hood has invaded Gotham, turning the criminals on each other, leaving it to Batman to stop an enemy who knows h
Trust [Loki x Reader (pt2)]If you're not a fan, move along. Please. For my own self-esteem.Trust [Loki x Reader (pt2)]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You found yourselves in close company by the time the credits rolled.
"May I sleep with you?"
"Excuse me?" you thundered, glaring dangerously at the smirking man.
"Oh, no, I meant--" he chuckled under his breath, feigning innocence with a hand resting daintily on his lips. "I meant, may I stay the night here?"
You gave him a flat look. "You're joking, right? I never wanted you in my house in the first pl--I never wanted to be affiliated with you in any manner! The hell would I let you spend the night for?"
He sighed, pinching his lower lip absently as his eyes tried to
Batfic: Riddle me this ProfessorBatfic: Riddle me this Professor1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Riddle me this Professor.
Riddler x Scarecrow
Jonathan Crane hadn't cared for much over his lifetime but he had always loved the subject of psychology. He adored everything about it, dissecting a man's mind without so much as a scalpel, poring over the volumes of bizarre behavior of hundreds upon hundreds of case studies, observing every little social choice and interaction as a road map to past horrors and future doubts. To think his career was dedicated to the most magnificent innovation in human history. He was paid to analyze it, expand its applications and teach others with the results. Oh he enjoyed the teaching, neve