The Llama Badge SongGive a llama,The Llama Badge Song7 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Get a llama,
And maybe another little llama.
I have lots of badges,
I even got a cake.
But then I saw the way,
Of the llama badge.
I got a llama badge,
And it told a tale.
So now listen, for a little while,
About the llama badge.
Did you ever get a llama?
Or a super?
Or the albino?
Ninjas of llamas?
Is this how it's told now?
If You Give a Bitch A Llama...If you give a bitch a llama, she's going to ask for a fave.If You Give a Bitch A Llama...3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When you give her the fave, she'll probably ask you for a watch.
When she's finished being a whiny bitch, she'll ask you if you know anybody cool. Then she'll want to look through your friends to see if there's anyone she can bitch at.
When she looks through your friends, she might notice that all your friends are awesome.
So she'll probably ask you for a feature.
When you've given her a feature, she'll want you to tell her how awesome she is.
She'll start posting single word comments on everything you upload.
She might get carried away and fave every fucking thing in your gal
Llama PoemLlama Poem9 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Fellow Llama lovers,
When life gets you down,
Share a Llama with a stranger,
don't worry there's no danger.
Llama's hold the key to happiness,
with their fuzzy hair and camel-likeness.
Their pointy ears and toothy grins,
give in to the llama's its not a sin.
You know you can't resist,
that cute little face.
Share the love for the almighty Llama.
Give and Get - Llama"Give a llama, get a llama.Give and Get - Llama3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Want a llama?
Here's a llama!
I don't want a duck!"
Reasons to Give Out LlamasIt's a fellow deviant's birthdayReasons to Give Out Llamas6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
You don't have points or PMs
But you want to make this special
So give a llama!
There's this beautiful thing in dA
When a deviant gives a llama,
And the receiver gives a llama.
Two words. Llama trade!
That deviation is nice.
That gallery is nice.
That llama is nice...
Show appreciation to your favorite deviants with llamas!
Whoa, that's a beautiful contest piece
Whoa, it's first place, too
However do I congratulate this deviant?
I know! Congratulate contest winners with llamas!
Oh, I'm really glad that someone liked my work.
Oh, he/she left a fav too?
AND A WATCH?
Return the favor with a lla
Llama Luv: Part 2: Llama DramaI JUST WANNA WRITE SOMETHING O.oLlama Luv: Part 2: Llama Drama3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
THIS DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN
mah last llama phone conversation was a big hit...(for me, who doesn't usually get muchmore than 2 comments from people i dont know XD) so i decided to do this thingy mah doodle cause I want to wrriiite..... So I hear by present..... Llama Drama, part 2 in the series called 'LLAMA LUV'....
T = Teacher
G = Gemma ... me!
L = Mah friend Lily XD
N = Mah friend nessa ;)
At Drama Class...
T: Today we will be working on rewriting a modern version play script of a famous play, tale or movie. I would like you all to come up with some interesting ideas... Lets see... Gemma, please com
Me-ow.Me-ow.1 year ago in Settings More Like This
It was late. The lights were out and everything was quiet. Kotetsu had finally shut his mouth and fallen asleep beside me. My head was throbbing from the liquor he managed to convince me to get down my throat. It was bad enough that when I wasn't drunk I over thought everything but now that I was my mind was buzzing a million miles a minute.
I leaned back my hand grazing on his chest, my eyes shifting to his bandaged torso. Why would he do that for me? Why would he do that for anyone? People hated him, Stupid old man. I sighed a little leaning forward to put my head into my hands before taking off my glasses and set them beside my laptop ru
Amber's Ticklish Movie NightAmber's Ticklish Movie Night3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a cold day, drained of colour. The whole of the UK was shrouded with a mist of pessimism… However, on the upper hand it was a Friday!
Amber was on her way to her friend Carl's house. She had been invited along with a couple of other friends to a movie night in. It was a nice way to get the weekend rolling. Luckily, the journey to Carl's was only about a 15 minute walk. So it didn't take Amber long to get there.
*BEEEEEP* Amber jumped a little at the volume of the doorbell as she pressed it.
The door swiftly opened, and standing there were Carl and the other two people he had invited - Sonia and Mark.
"Hey Amber!" They welcomed
Human Target: Llama KissHuman Target: Llama Kiss3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
HUMAN TARGET: LLAMA KISS Written by Diane N. Tran, with Abri Isgrig and Lindsey Hartley
Junior dropped the airline magazine from his view, as he let out a bored sigh. These long flights back from missions were always boring. After a three-day mission of running around and enjoying that ever-familiar, life-gratifying adrenaline rush, sitting around in a plane was not something his legs wanted to do.
Stretching, his eyes lazily scanned the plane, not really taking anything in... Until his eyes took in a tiny tuff of white hair sticking out of the satchel his friend had left on the ground in front of his seat. Blinking, Junior stared at it
To The English LanguageThoughts grow heavy,To The English Language3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Twisted by the prostitution of your vowels:
A dime for an 'o' a penny for an 'e',
And the price of your soul?
It's worthless, now.
You have broken the cadence of meter
And iambs, stressed and unstressed alike
Drift away. The old you was sweeter
Carefully measured, each syllable laden
With beauty and grace.
Have you enjoyed this desecration,
The slaying of mother tongue,
The ravishment of metaphor?
You, the English language, have become a whore.
Llama Luv: Part 3:LLAMA LUV: PART 3: Operation Llama Escape!!!Llama Luv: Part 3:3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
lots more characters are coming in so im gonna skip the abbreviations and just do the names... XD
(If you don't know the characters read episode 2 first you can also read episode 1 as well which is just a phone conversation )
HERE ARE THE CHARACTERS ANYWAY...:
Lily (mah friend)
Nessa (mah friend)
--------and more minor ones later--------
(Gemma, Nessa and Lily were at a tall building in the city where they had been sent by their llama hate'n drama teacher.)
Gemma: Nessa, I didn't think your mum would make you come here,
Nessa: I. don't. want. to. talk. about. it.
Long Story ShortYou are...Long Story Short2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
great at everything you do
boyfriend && girlfriend
your EVERYTHING :)
really miss you
really love you
really want to be with you
really am happy you're in my life
really want to talk to you more
really want you to be mine forever
long story short?
i love you
graduation speechGraduation Speechgraduation speech6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Good evening, everyone.
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
So, following the wise words of Oscar Wilde, I wont talk about how tonight is probably the last night the class will be together, or how this is the last time many of us will see each other. I wont talk about how finally we are being thrown out from our cozy, comfortable lives into the shiny new world, to start fending for ourselves (to a degree) and to discover our own identities.
Instead, I will start by talking about llamas.
Llamas are those adorable camelids from South America.
Ultimate Llama Fury-Tries to give a llama badge to M41Aconner- -The give screen comes up and I hit the give button-Ultimate Llama Fury11 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Sorry, you cannot give any more llama badges to M41Aconner."
-Smokes streams from nostrils- "WHY NOT!?" -Hammers the left mouse button- "GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE!! GIVE!! GIVE!! GIVE!!! GIVE!!! GIVE!!!!"
-Jumps up- "THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T YA TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T GIVE LLAMA BADGES TO! OR ELSE!"
-Threatens CPU with index claw-
A Dark Web...part sixA Dark Web...part six3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"There is always some madness in love.
But there is also always some reason in madness." -Nietzsche
Two figures huddled together under a red plaid blanket of sorts, each embraced securely around the other, breathing in time to the other's heartbeat. The flesh of each was marred with a variety of lacerations, welts, and a wide array of nasty discolored bruises. Still, despite the abuse their bodies had suffered, the added discomfort of the lumpy uneven ground, and the ever-present smell of sweat and dried blood which permeated the enclo
Pillow Thoughts II - Chapter 4 --AppleDash--Pillow Thoughts II - Chapter 4 --AppleDash--1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Pillow Thoughts II
Where is the limit?
He didn't even realize what happened. The last thing he remembered was that he was rummaging through the bags on top of the carriage when suddenly he got hit by a hard object and landed on his back. He managed to look towards his older brother, his partner in crime, only to see him on the ground, clutching his face and screaming in pain. Apparently he also got hit by something.
Ropes flew around them, carried by purple magic and they soon found themselves tied up tight. One of the mares the seemingly "scared and weak" mares, as they used to call them everytime they planned a robbery,