PERSONAL CATASTROPHE AND PROBABLE SOLUTIONSYour life is headed for a disastrous end.PERSONAL CATASTROPHE AND PROBABLE SOLUTIONS1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
Everyone will die.
That is a fact.
You will die.
Your friends will die.
Everyone you know will die.
These are indisputable facts.
Your body will break down and crash in one way or another.
Your heart will stop.
Your brain synapses will cease firing.
100% guaranteed termination.
You and everyone you know has less than 122 years left.
The oldest person alive was 122.
Oldest person alive now is 115.
Death should be your number one enemy.
Do not accept it.
Do not welcome it.
The question is - are you willing to extend, improve your life and the lives of those you love?
Why haven't yo
I'll be home soon - PoemI'll be home soon - Poem1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The short sequel to my previous poem "To my lost lover"
The link to it can be found in the description.
I advise you read that first but it's not necessary.
Oh my dear, sweet Derpy
I knew nothing of your pain
But if I had one more chance
I would choose this again.
For people here do need me
Only I can save them now
Although there's one small problem
I have yet to figure how
I'm so sorry that I left you
It should not have been this long
To assure you that I am fine
I thought I'd write this song
Although I've travelled far
Know that you're always near
In my heart I always hold you
In my me
Arguing With IdiotsWe all have our addictions. For some, it's smoking. For others, it's drinking. And for many others, it's porn. For me, it's arguing on the internetthe most fruitless endeavor since Sisyphus rolling a boulder up a hill.Arguing With Idiots1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
I don't know what compels me to argue. I guess it's this naive notion that, if you encounter someone with an incorrect belief and you provide them logic, reason, and evidence to the contrary, that they will abandon their belief. If that were the case, the world wouldn't be plagued with birthers, truthers, anti-vaccers, Keynesians, and other idiots with blatantly incorrect beliefs. You can lead an idiot to knowledge but y
Matt x Reader .:.Valentines Day.:.Matt x Reader .:.Valentines Day.:.1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Happy Valentine's Day
Matt x Reader
You were playing Alice: Madness Returns and you were trying to find a faster way to beat the doll when your boyfriend, Matt, came and stood in your way. You paused the game and looked at him. "Still trying to beat the game, ______?" You sighed.
"Yea. I only have one rose left and I already spent my Hysteria on it. Stupid Colossal Ruin " You mumbled the last part.
"Well I was going to tell you that I had to go get some stuff today. I'll
Go the Buck to Sleep: A ParodyGo the Buck to SleepGo the Buck to Sleep: A Parody9 months ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
The fillies nestle close to their mothers now
Tired creatures rest in a heap.
I'll tuck your little hoofsies in.
Please go the buck to sleep.
Ponyville snoozes in darkness, my darling
Not even the insects creep.
It's time to go to slumberland,
So go the buck to sleep.
The griffins above the clouds are tired out
And the fishes slumber in the deep.
Ponyfeathers, there's no way you're not tired!
Just get in your bucking bed, you'll see! Go sleep!
Rainbow Dash is snoring now
And Applejack is counting sheep.
Darn it, just shut up, no more,
And go the buck to sleep!
Fluttershy keeps her critters close.
Meme Poetry 1The Amount of Internet Meme references is too damn highMeme Poetry 11 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
But I'm never gonna give you up
Because you are over 9000!
This is Sparta
Where Everyday I'm Shuffling
and My little Ponies be prancin'
Watch out, we are dealing with a bad ass over here
Because one does not simply say it's too mainstream
But hey, Haters gon' Hate
I do not always hate, but when I do
I simply reply "Why not Zoidberg?"
And ask "I can haz Cheeseburger?"
and nyan away into the deep depths of Rule 34....
Oh God Why??!?!?!?
It would be fun they said
It wouldn't gross you out they said
So I'm going to blame all of this on Aliens!
So now I'm aski
deviantART, Do you support it? Let's think for a moment. Would you want your government to take your personal information without your knowledge? I definitely wouldn't want that. But there are some people who support that notion. The bill CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act) would allow the government to do that very thing. Not fair, right? I would not support this bill even if I was paid a million bucks. But that may not be true for you guys though. Who knows maybe after you finish this essay you would actually support the bill, but maybe not. As I go through this essay I will explain my reasons for why I disagree with CISPA, along with examples/deviantART, Do you support it?1 year ago in Academic Essays More Like This
MLP:FIM S3 E1 and 2 told entirely in rhyme.Our two parter begins in the city of Canterlot,MLP:FIM S3 E1 and 2 told entirely in rhyme.6 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Trouble? In Equestria? Perish the thought!
But the guards warn our princess and she seems quite alarmed,
She sends out a letter and hopes the newlyweds are unharmed.
After the opening we cut to the library,
Where Twilight makes faces and generally acts scary.
Twilight is (again) making a big deal of her test,
And of all their options Luna believes this isn't the best.
But Celestia explains the dire situation,
Of the crystal ponies and their king's forced abdication.
Her eyes go all black and she seems ready to turn,
But she soon reverts back and her pupils cease to burn.
My Former Partner (Part 1): Dragonair TFMy Former Partner (Part 1): Dragonair TF11 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My former partner: Dragonair TF
(This is the story of Posava and Noel's last encounter to date, as of June 29th, 2011. This was before Posava had blue skin (but after he dyed his hair pink), before he became the one person controlling the facility, before Noel's one accident that would change his entire life forever.)
Noel Drewlie and Posava Matthews are both the founders of the Iwteoyf facility, a secret underground laboratory located somewhere in the Himilayas. The two were unbelievably successful mad scientists who had the goal of creating successful serums for some of the most powerful beings ever concieved; Pokemon. They worked as a pa
The Eternal War: The Archangels The Tip of the IcebergThe Eternal War: The Archangels9 months ago in Settings More Like This
The jet-black Pegasus dropship cut through the night sky. The dropship, with its stealth package, was designed to be almost impossible to pick up on radar or thermal scanners. In the bay of the craft sat 12 soldiers in hulking powered armor colored the same jet-black as the VTOL they rode in.
These men were Archangels, some o
I Don't Like Watching Television.I don’t like watching tv too much. Recently we had some people come by and set up equipment in our house to basically monitor what we watch, and we get a check for it at the end of the month. I knew I wouldn’t end up watching tv much, except for the odd horror movie I play on my dvd player, or that happens to be on television, but they set up one in my room anyways. My tv along with all other usable tvs in my house ended up having all sorts of wires and devices on them.I Don't Like Watching Television.5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
My younger brother sleeps in the room next to mine and he’s about as chicken as they come. Hates anything to do with horror, and more often than not gets me
Cuil TheoryI spat in your porridge this morning.Cuil Theory3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
1 Cuil: While making your way to the oat fields, you slipped on my saliva on the street.
2 Cuils: You were paranoid about what I might have done to the porridge this morning, but I left without feeding you, as I always did; a bowl of unhulled oats awaits you on the doorstep.
3 Cuils: I suctioned my own saliva out of your porridge via the tiny black hole in my throat, and served it to you, silent except for the white noise I emitted. In the end, nothing was left behind but ox blood, oat husks, and the residue of psilocybin. You would question this if you weren't convulsing.
4 Cuils: While you were out
In the Tide of the New MoonI found dreams in the phase of the new moon,In the Tide of the New Moon4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Visions vivid, bestowed upon me;
The face of the sky,
Freckled with stars.
Lost little one, wandering alone-
I can not let you fade,
I can help you today.
I know your burdens,
I know your pain;
Our woes are different,
But the abyss is the same.
Cold little one, stumbling through night-
I can help you with my words,
I will not let you fall.
You think there is no dawn,
My dream revealed me this;
Turn away from the demon
And experience the sun's golden kiss.
Raise your face to the sunrise, little one,
You must be strong;
The walk through the wastelands is trying,
But rewarding aft
The Asylum My entire life I've always had a sort of obsession with the idea of insanity. I don't know why. I've always found the dark and the morose to be fascinating. I guess it's the thought of plunging down into a state where what happens in the real world and what happens in your head becomes undistinguishable that interests me so. Alone with only your inner darkness- your greatest fears and you. Something about it is just…. I don't know.The Asylum4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
It's insane asylums that have always attracted my greatest attention. I don't mean the nice, normal hospital type of institutions we see now a days. I mean a full-on, classic insane asylum. Dark, cold, lo
DeviantMOVIE 2 I Am Who I WasDeviantMOVIE 2 I Am Who I Was4 years ago in Other More Like This
I AM WHO I WAS - DeviantMOVIES Project - Movie-Idea 2:
The story of Lance Springer: an intelligent 34 year-old man; loving husband & father, who travels all over the world donating (and selling) prosthetic-limbs & other important devices at military hospitals & clinics in poor countries. On his trip from Korea back to America, his plane-crashes, but he survives & manages to squirm out of the wreckage. Eventually, he loses feeling in all of his limbs, and his heart begins to beat less rapidly.
4 hours after the crash, an airborne rescue-team finds him, and takes him to a new military-hospital, which is a few miles away from the location of t
Spinoff: SkylarAshley walked over to Scott's table to see a young, well-cut man with white hair sitting beside him. "Good evening, Ashley," he said, and pulled out a chair for her from under the table. "Thank you, sir," she replied warmly before sitting down.Spinoff: Skylar9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So, Ashley," Scott said, "I would like you to meet my friend Liam." He gestured to the man with white hair sitting beside him. "Hello, Ashley," Liam said again before shaking hands with her, "nice to meet you. You can call me Skylar, if you'd like." She smiled as a waitress came to pour wine into her empty glass.
Over the next couple hours, Liam and Ashley chatted away about lots of things, like h
An Alternate View of the TribunalAn Alternate View of the Tribunal5 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Some will tell you that the Tribunal are false gods, mer who stole their power from an ancient artifact and set up a reign of lies for their own aggrandisement.
Some will tell you the Tribunal are good and just, the natural successors to the Good Daedra, who are their Anticipations.
Listen, and I will speak of a third way, but first there are things you must know. Men and mer alike have no doubt that what is done today can change what happens tomorrow, but few know that what happens tomorrow can change yesterday. Many speak different views on the same matter, each convinced that their position is the truth. Here is the secret: they are all