Kat: I'm so lame! I did my own meme! But it was so fun~~~ :3
1.) 7 and 4 offer to make you breakfast.
France and Germany? Sure France you can cook, while Germany can make sure you don't waste all of my food.
2.) 9 asks you to help them make 11 fall in love with them.
Spain wants me to help him make Romano fall in love with him. Well, what a coincidence. I even used a number generator. Pshhhhh, Nothing can deter Spain's love.
3.) 3 falls in love with 4, but 4 loves you. What do you do?
Italy falls in love with Germany, but Germany loves me. What is with this!?!? I didn't do this on purpose! Why are they all the most popular pairings??
4.) 5 is throwing a party and invites 2,3,7. 8 crashes the party, and starts crying because they weren't invited.
England throws a party and invites Austria, Italy, and France. Belarus crashes the party and starts crying because she wasn't invited. What kind of world is this were England invites France to his party?
5.) 2 wants to buy a pet chicken, but 1 wants a llama.
Austria wants to buy a pet chicken, but Prussia wants a llama. I thought Prussia would want the chicken.
6.) 11 starts stalking 6, but 9 intervenes.
Romano starts stalking Canada, but Spain intervenes. I guess Spain is the jealous type.
7.) 5 and 10 start going out, but 3 is jealous.
England and Switzerland start going out, but Italy is jealous. Really Italy? Just a few questions ago you were in love with Germany.
8.) 9 wants to be a one person band.
Spain wants to be a one-man band? I bet the music will be beautiful!
9.) Make a title for a 6/8/1 fanfic.
Canada/Belarus/Prussia.... Stalking Brings You Awesome Syrup.
10.) 10 tries to seduce 1.
Switzerland tries to seduce Prussia with his money.
11.) 11 and 8 make a movie about _____.
Romano and Belarus make a mafia movie.
12.) 7 and 6? Canon?
France and Canada. Franada. Some people like it, but it's not Canon.
13.) Have you ever read of a fanfiction of 4 and 5?
Germany and England? I don't think so~~
14.) 10 wants to cosplay with you.
Switzerland wants to cosplay with me? Tralala Hohoho!
15.) Would 2 and 7 ever become canon? Would you ship it?
Austria and France? It would be one-sided. "Look at his face, I want to lick it~"
16.) What turns on 8?
Belarus? Most likely Russia. And his pipe.//shot shot shot
17.) Would 5 ever wear clothing of the opposite gender?
England? Nope. But he could pull it off~
18.) Is 2 a seme or an uke?
Austria? Depends if you see him as a pretty princess or not.
19.) Write a a sentence story describing 1 and 3's relationship.
Prussia think Italy is un-awesome for hanging out with his un-awesome brother.
20.) 9 and 4 go to a bar and get drunk. 9 phone calls 11 to pick them up, but 11 is busy seducing 6 at the moment. Does 11 pick them up because they're drunk?
Spain and Germany go to a bar and get drunk. Spain calls Romano to pick them up, but Romano's busy seducing Canada at the moment.
Why are Spain and Germany hanging out? To bond, because their two close "friends" are brothers. And of course Romano picks them up, but I don't know why Romano has his eyes set on Canada.
21.) 10 and a chair. Make it happen.
Switzerland and a chair. "Chair, you're the only one who understands me and my bank's needs!"
22.) *Big Finale* 7 and 4 are dating, but 9 gives 4 their phone number. 4 decides to call, and go for coffee with 9. At the cafe, 9 is kissing 10. Running home in tears, 4 finds 7 making love to 2! 4 runs away to 1's house, and spends the night. 4 and 1 end up dating, but 1 is already dating 8! 8 isn't happy, and cheats on 1 with 6 and 5! Though at the time 5 was drunk and didn't know what they were doing, so they ended up accidentally cheating on 3! 3 can't forgive 5, so 3 ends up leaving 5 to go after 11. 5 and 11 live happily, but 5 is depressed. 5 finds out the story, and goes to 9's house and beats them up! But it turns out, 9 only wanted to tell 4 that 9 and 10 were adopting a baby! They were adopting a baby, because 10 couldn't make babies.
France and Germany are dating What
, but Spain gives Germany his number.
Germany decides to call, and go for coffee with Spain. At the Cafe, Spain is kissing Switzerland.
Sprinting home in tears, Germany finds France making love to Austria! I guess France finally got to lick his face, huh~?
Germany runs away to Prussia's house, and spends the night. Germancest ends up happening, but Prussia was already dating Belarus.
Belarus wasn't happy and cheats on Prussia with Canada and England. Oh, uhm.
At the time England was drunk and didn't know what he was doing, But I thought you could hold your liquor better than anyone else~
, so he ended up accidentally cheating on Italy!
Italy can't forgive England, so he ends up leaving England to go after Romano. What is it with all the Incest!?!?
Itacest lives happily, but England is depressed. England finds out the story and goes to Spain's house and beats him up!
But it turns out, that Spain only wanted to tell Germany that him and Switzerland were adopting a baby! They were only adopting a baby because Switzerland can't have babies.
-Bonus- (These are about shipping and romance, so you don't have to answer them if you don't want to.)
A.) 5 walks in on 8 and 9. Their reaction?
England walks in on Belarus and Spain. "WHY THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING IT IN MY BATHROOM?!?!?"
B.) 10 and 11 decide to try and seduce 1 together. Will 1 comply to their wishes?
Switzerland and Romano try to seduce Prussia together. That would never happen.
c.) 7 and 3 try to spice up their love life.
France and Italy try to spice up their love life. Huh.
D.) 2 is lonely, so they decide to join a online dating site! They found their perfect match too! 2 then finds out that it was only 4 playing a prank!
Austria is lonely, so he decides to join an online dating site! He found his perfect match too! Austria then finds out that it was only Germany playing a prank!
Austria joins an online dating site!???!? (I'm dying right now~~~) Is that what Germany said to you Austria~? Because I'm pretty sure he wanted to find love too~
E.) 9 walks in on 6 being straddled by 11. It turns out that 6 is really ticklish, and 11 was torturing them. Does 9 join in?
Spain walks in on Canada being straddled by Romano. It turns out that Canada is really ticklish, and Romano was torturing him.
Sure Romano, that's your excuse. You were really trying to seduce Canada again. And why is Romano obsessed with Canada?? Spain's reaction: "Romano! I thought you loved me!" -Runs away-
F.) Would 10 and 3 ever become canon?
Switzerland and Italy? No never.
G.) It turns out that 7 has a crush on 8! It the love one-sided, or is the feeling mutual?
France has a crush on Belarus!?!??! WHAT?!?
H.) 1 walks in on 6 in a drag.
Prussia walks in on Canada in a drag. Canada. What are you doing.
I.) 2 and 4 get drunk and spend a night together. 2 wakes up naked in 4's bed. How does 2 react?
Austria and Germany get drunk and spend the night together. Austria then wakes up naked in Germany's bed.
Austria: "Vhat did I do last night?"
J.) 5 is surfing the internet and comes across this! How does 5 react? Are they scarred forever, do they find it amusing, amazing, or do they just shrug it off? Does 5 tell anyone else of what they found?
England finds out about this.
England: "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS?" *Scarred forever*
England: ....*Saves to favourites*
Well that's it!
Here's the link to my Hetalia Writing Meme if you want to do it too~ :[link]