One Year of LOL Corners

This LOL Corner will mark 52 editions that have been posted (roughly one per week) and I never thought I'd still be posting these 1 year later.

Since this is a special edition, I've included a special section to give thanks for all the support the LOL Corner has received.  In addition to the new LOL Quotes, please LOL at the Best of the Best...

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The Quotes

<bewareofthesnowman> The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"



<Tokyo-Angel> bummed-out: I think you're the straightest one in this room.
<bummed-out> Tokyo-Angel: I am super straight.
<bummed-out> Tokyo-Angel: I am like the trajectory of a 9 year old who has been sucker punched by Mr. T



<Mrcrapinson> YES
<Mrcrapinson> AUDIOCLIP TIME
<Artist-Man> Come to think of it, Mr. Crapinson, I don't think I've ever heard your voice. I suck.
<smoking-mirrors> It doesn't sound Mexican. :[
<Mrcrapinson> You'll hear it in my next journal
<Mrcrapinson> oh my god
<Mrcrapinson> I typed yournal first
<Mrcrapinson> then changed it to a J
<smoking-mirrors> Hahahahahahhaha.



<Mrcrapinson> i
<Mrcrapinson> did not mean to press enter



<Xerces> FUCK OFF RETARD INTERNET SHIT PROVIDERS
<Xerces> YES
<Xerces> THAT IS WHAT ISP STANDS FOR



<surfergirl101> oh cry all you want because my grandparents own this website they wont ban me so bring it on



* molly-snicklefritz returns from unexpected bathroom break
<shmexyone> how are ya?
<molly-snicklefritz> I'm fine, thanks. Everything came out okay.



** playdoh  has joined
<switchbladeserenade> playdoh: Omg I love you! I used to squish you through a strainer and pretend to feed you to my little cousin
<switchbladeserenade>
<switchbladeserenade> sorry, I couldn't resist
<playdoh> im safe and nontoxic



<martypunker> HAI NARFMASTER
<martypunker> Holy shit I just had an odd moment.
<martypunker> I only ever look at "Narf" in your name...
<martypunker> So I was like...
<martypunker> Imma add something to the end!
<martypunker> Yeah! Master!
<martypunker> Narfmaster!
<martypunker> Then I posted it.
<martypunker> And I was like, "Damn, that's actually his username..."



<emothemurdok> every year i have a birthdaycake
<emothemurdok> with dora the explorer on it
<Mrcrapinson> They're trying to teach you how to count to 100 in spanish
<Mrcrapinson> one year at a time



<DCZed> I thinki my keybard is shrking.



<martypunker> He's getting a tattoo, yeah.
<martypunker> He's getting ink done.
<martypunker> He asked for a thirteen, but they drew a thirty-one!
<leaf-lover> GIVE IT TO ME BABY
<martypunker> UH HUH
<martypunker> UH HUH
<leaf-lover> GIVE IT TO ME BABY
<martypunker> UH HUH
<martypunker> UH HUH
<leaf-lover> GIVE IT TO ME BABY
<martypunker> UH HUH
<martypunker> UH HUH
<leaf-lover> AND ALL THE GIRLS SAY
<martypunker> I'M PRETTY FLY
<karyaazure> you're silly hotty spammers
<martypunker> D:
<Xerces> aww
<martypunker> You ruined our sooooong. :C
<karyaazure> SORRY
<karyaazure> FOR A WHITE GUY
<leaf-lover> :<
<Xerces> karyaazure: combo breaker!



<DreamingMyth> Jucali: when I was little I used to get stung alot.. so one day I started killing a bunch of bees.. well.. I'd step on them so they were badly injured and then I'd pick them up by one wing and toss them in the trash can I was such an odd child
<Jucali> DreamingMyth:
<DreamingMyth> Jucali: years later I felt bad, and found this half dead bee, and tried to nurse it back to health with honey, water, flowers. and a piece of a bee hive
<DreamingMyth> Jucali: needless to say it died
<Jucali>



<shuttermonkey> ANJ YOU SMEXY BREAST!
<shuttermonkey> BEAST!
<shuttermonkey> BEAST!
<shuttermonkey> BEAST!
<DreamingMyth>
<shuttermonkey> i dun even liek breasts



<summaro> And look at me now
<summaro> they said you couldn't get anywhere cleaning toilets
<summaro> I sure showed them

The BEST OF LOL Quotes

<cloe88888> .........................................................................................................................................
<AblativeLove> Where's pacman when you need him?



** God has joined
** God has left [connection closed]
<oilsoaked> God has left us.
** God has joined
<Comrade-Kelly> Second coming.
<Comrade-Kelly>



<arthaus> fuck this is so hard without a tablet.
<OpalMist> Glad to hear you're off the viagra, then.



<homedoggieo> i'm only subscribed for 29 years and 2 more months D:
<homedoggieo> this means hell is freezing over in 2037 D: D: D:
<homedoggieo> or maybe 2038
<homedoggieo>
<Vayde> where did you get the 29 years from?
<XgAD> Vayde: [link]
<homedoggieo> i clicked on the "subscribed" link right beside my user name
<Vayde> quite right!
<Vayde> mayeb thats the maximum allowed
<homedoggieo> well then
<homedoggieo> it looks like the mayans don't know when the world is going to end after all
<homedoggieo> dA's subscription service does.
<anjules> and nostradamus was a crock
<XgAD> PANIC!!!
<Vayde> nostradAmus?
<homedoggieo> but what if nostradamus has been working with the mayans to develop the dA subscription system o____________o
<anjules> lol
<XgAD> Vayde:
<Vayde> it's no coincidence!
<homedoggieo> nostra dAmn us D:
<homedoggieo> we need to find this nostra
<Vayde> ~nostra
<homedoggieo> oh fuck
<homedoggieo>
<Vayde> this is like the da vinci code, but the dA vinci code D:
<homedoggieo>
<homedoggieo> now let's go find clues in `larafairie's pictures
<anjules> lmao



<frozenpandaman> strawberry-lollipops: Do you have firefox installed
<strawberry-lollipops> frozenpandaman: i believe the proper quesiton would be
<strawberry-lollipops> 'do you know what firefox is'?
<frozenpandaman> strawberry-lollipops: Well, do you?
<strawberry-lollipops> frozenpandaman: err, know what it is? not really. is it a pokemon?
<frozenpandaman> LMFAO.



<epZi> SasukeUchicha546: Pick up your penis and write whatever's on your mind
<epZi> *PENS
<epZi> FUCK
<epZi> PENS



<krazy3> What does IDK mean?
<AdelGrayfeather437> krazy3: i don't know
<krazy3> =/
<krazy3> is there anyone here that does?



<crazy1ady> what do you call a man with blue balls?
<wongyboi> blue ball bob
<Tachy-on> papa smurf?
<wongyboi> ROFL



<DrPhizzle> grrr I hate homework
<DrPhizzle> not only is it hard, but my penis leaking
<DrPhizzle> pen is**************
<DrPhizzle> holy crap that was the worst typo I've ever made



<TheBluePlanet> DJStrife: Apparently you can't sell body parts on craigslist.
<DJStrife> TheBluePlanet: says who?
<TheBluePlanet> DJStrife: Says the disclaimer on the site.
<DJStrife> TheBluePlanet: weak :<
<TheBluePlanet> DJStrife: Its too bad. I just don't know what to do with all this hot ass.



<vtforpedro> ich sauge am Deutschen
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I'm sure you wanted to say I suck at german, right? xD
<vtforpedro> Tigermond: oh god what'd it say xD
<Tigermond> vtforpedro: I suck on the german xD



<GreyIOutcast>In all truth, I'm saddened by the fact that Michael Jackson has his own game.
<Nicholi2032>GreyIOutcast: he has a video game?
<GreyIOutcast>Nicholi2032: Yeah.
<GreyIOutcast>Nicholi2032: I believe it's for NES.
<epicdesigns>GreyIOutcast: so little boys can play with him for once, instead of vice versa
<GreyIOutcast>epicdesigns:



<dehk> my new year's resolution
<dehk> it's 1280x1024



<vastblue> EvilCheeseMan: I don't know where the hell chix0r is...she's a busty girl
<vastblue> er
<vastblue> busy*



<Kalediscope> I can do a hamster!
<Kalediscope> ...
<IAmTheException> Kalediscope said they can do a hamster!



<whoatherechief> ega drunk
<whoatherechief> i ;like when peoplke buy me beers
<whoatherechief> are you guyxz sgoked that :icon evoquesonething: got dev awqrd galllery director tjing?
<youthculture> dev award gallery director thing?
<whoatherechief> i think i go nowtoo
<chix0r> happy hangover!
<whoatherechief> botjong asp,me aspirons wpnmt focx
<whoatherechief> i mesna
<whoatherechief> notjing spome as[p[ioronds wont fox
<chix0r> lol
<whoatherechief> nothing some aspirinsnwpnt fix
<whoatherechief> fuick
<kamizu> oooh
<kamizu> gotcha
<whoatherechief> you know whafr i mean
<chix0r>
<kamizu> wow
<chix0r> I did yeah
<chix0r> it was just fun to see you keep trying
<whoatherechief> /SETAWAY F.SKUBSEFUHSD
<chix0r> hahaha
<whoatherechief> cuio:af
<VernonX9000>
<whoatherechief> HARD
<whoatherechief> A/seta/wayu fucl.er
<whoatherechief> mnother dfuicjkers
<VernonX9000>
* whoatherechief is away: fuck



<wwelkrulez> I think bras are pain in the ass.
<hustlerdu> i think your wearing it wrong



<LogicalRabble> i liked rick warren's thing
<LogicalRabble> I am not religious tho
<LogicalRabble> But i still liked it
<ap3x> we do not need to know about what you did with Rick Warren
<ap3x> D:
<ap3x> oh wait that says liked



<youthculture> oh my god
<youthculture> i just went to CVS
<youthculture> and when i left
<youthculture> i got into the WRONG CAR
<youthculture> and sat there
<youthculture> and thought it was mine
<youthculture>
<anjules>
<Tachy-on> youthculture: lol
<Tachy-on> youthculture: It wasn't locked?
<youthculture> NO
<youthculture> and it was the same model as ours!
<youthculture> and i look at the ipod (which we don't own)
<youthculture> the thing hanging off at the rearview mirror (We don't even have a rear view mirror)
<youthculture> and the cigar (we don't smoke)
<Tachy-on>
<youthculture> and i go: "yeah, this is totally our car wtf are you talking about"
<Tachy-on> Aren't rear view mirrors standard equipment?
<youthculture> ours fell off lol
<Tachy-on> haha
<youthculture> so my mom RUNS out of the car
<youthculture> and leaves me there
<youthculture> with all the bags
<Tachy-on> lolol
<youthculture> and i finally go: "OH MY GOD THIS ISN'T MY CAR" and i'm having a panic attack while i try to get our bags and run rofl
<Tachy-on>
<youthculture> it was like my worst nightmare



<magmanorn> csst520: There is no such chatroom because there are not many Chinese



<rapidograph> limetastic: I will beat off all those crazy boyfriends of yours
<rapidograph> limetastic: ...wait, that didn't come out right



<Magoo-Tora> There's a dog hair in my tea, and I want to know how it got there.
<zephyrkinetic> I'm not a doctor.
<zephyrkinetic> But it probably came off a dog.



<rapidograph> DreamingMyth: I want to thank my father for my sense of
humor, my mother for my respect of nature, and Adobe Photoshop for my
good looks.



<phathryyn> Katy i have this friend right?
<phathryyn> i was on the line to see armaggedon
<phathryyn> and he comes out of the movie theater and goes
<phathryyn> hey Anta
<phathryyn> bruce willis dies in this shit
<phathryyn> WHAT?????
<smoking-mirrors> haah.
<phathryyn> THE FUCK
<phathryyn> so a few months later
<phathryyn> i'm in the line to buy tickets to the sixth sense
<phathryyn> and he randomly appears and say
<phathryyn> bruce willis is still dead



<Tachy-on> i had a gumby toy when i was a kid... i could bend him into any position I liked
<Tachy-on> that came out wrong
<chix0r> that sounds so rude Pete
<kamizu> LOL



<qchiapetp> TheRevolutionX: maybe you should look into makeup too
<qchiapetp> TheRevolutionX: its like photoshop, but on your face



<kyza> do you think if llamas could use deviantART they would spam over sized emotes of people?



<kamizu> a bird
<kamizu> just shat
<kamizu> on my arm
<kamizu> i wish
<kamizu> death
<kamizu> upon it
<kamizu> a million times
<kamizu> DEATH
<kamizu> UPON
<kamizu> THE BIRD
<kamizu> my arm is red from the rigorous friction of this cheap tissue paper
<kamizu> motherfucker
<kamizu> I HATE BIRDS
<kamizu> i wish some random hot shit would flash gorgeous tits in my face
<kamizu> not hot shit
<kamizu> damn that bird
<kamizu> hot chick



<arstockbot> pendlestock: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
<pendlestock> arstockbot: AWOOGA
<arstockbot> pendlestock: Clever answer.
<pendlestock> arstockbot: I know. I rock.



<poprocksandcharlotte> I don't like them Sam I am, I do not like melon cruisers and sex on cam.
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: Would you like it here or would you like it bare?
<poprocksandcharlotte> I would not like it anywhere
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: Would you like it in a box, or with a chick who's a fox?
<poprocksandcharlotte> cypher-neo: I would rather contract chicken pox.
<cypher-neo> poprocksandcharlotte: That's not Seuss-like!!



<autumnights> that's better than sharing a room with a sleep walker...
<autumnights> I woke up once to my sister sitting creepily on the foot of my bed...
<autumnights> I asked her what she was doing..
<autumnights> and she goes... "going to the bathroom"
<Comrade-Kelly> Lol.
<autumnights> D:
<autumnights> it was horrifying
<autumnights> I was like NUUUUUUU
<autumnights> gtfo you sick bastard
<Comrade-Kelly> Lol



<rastafarianpilgrim> JackCross: press shit+enter then they wont show as emotes
<rastafarianpilgrim> shift*****
<Boxymoron> XD
rastafarianpilgrim: LOLPHAIL
<DryCellBodyCrumbles> Shit and enter?
<nnymadness> OMG Where's the shit button
<JackCross> nnymadness: it's next to the colon



<zombierap21> xxbcxx: at last to no let enter any no-wanted persons of the house dog if you have want
<xxbcxx> zombierap21: I have no idea what you just said there yoda



<boltfyre> there
<boltfyre> is a bug
<boltfyre> on my screen
<boltfyre> and i can't smush it because it's on my screen ; ;
<Taisenki> restart your computer



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<APimpingSquirrel> I forgot my purse
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<PopPrincess9006> theres a PS7!!! O_O I thought we were only on ps3!
<PopPrincess9006> ...
<PopPrincess9006> oh wait
<Tuame> PopPrincess9006: wtf?
<Tuame> PopPrincess9006: photoshop not playstation
<PopPrincess9006> photoshop. . . . . .7
<Tuame> :fail:



<rapidograph> Our Admin, who art in cyber-space, Hallowed be thy UserName. Thy Avatar come. Thy FAQ be done, On my computer as it is on the server. Give us this day our Daily Deviation. And forgive us our rants, as we forgive those who rant against us. And lead us not into policy violation, but deliver us from llamas. For thine is the perl script, and the power, and the root password, for ever and ever. Amen.



<magmanorn> The number of chatters in devart is now divisible by three
** Lunarburst has joined
<magmanorn> Fuck



<StudioFovea> and last week I taught my 19 month old nephew to say NOM NOM NOM when he eats



<Jeaneai> Jeaneai puts the FUN in fundamental.
<cuppas> i put the sexy in dyslexia


<anjules> anything that can survive a nuclear blast.... should not be allowed to live imo
<Tachy-on> anjules: That's an awful thing to say about Celine Dion



<Sting1> Lucyy-Luu: Please stop spamming emoticons.
<Lucyy-Luu> Sting1: how am i doing that im just writting alot of them...



<i8usernames> so where is everybody from?
<courtney176> Muthafuckin' Scotland
<i8usernames> is muthafuckin` on the coast of scotland?
<Jeaneai> LMAO.



<TastyOne> does anyone have any idea how much it would cost to install new windows?
<TastyOne> the value i calculated is about $20,000 and I have no idea if this is even the right ballpark
<Talescaper> TastyOne: Get Linux?
<realillusions> ...i think he means real windows



<tjparson> SavantSamantha: hey do you have skype?
<SavantSamantha> tjparson: i don't think so... i'm pretty sure my doctor would have told me...



<Baz135> i'm reading about overclocking
<Baz135> do you know what it is?
<Hanratty-Stock> WHEN YOU HAVE TO MANY CLOCKS



<JexPen> I could strip down to my underwear, dye my hair blue, scream the canadian national anthem at the top of my lungs and kick my legs while suspended from a ceiling fan by my boxers, and I still would not get into the stupid LOL Corner.



** fllnthblnk has joined
<Devianescence> Would you like to buy a vowel?



<John9982> Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird



<opioid> I CAN'T OPEN MY FUCKIN SALSA
<opioid> owee
<opioid> owww.
<opioid> its really fucking stuck too
<opioid> and my joints are so bad
<opioid> this is when i hate that the most
<opioid> opening shit.
<Tachy-on> hot water...run hot water over the lid
* opioid tries that
<opioid> it required the hot water, one of those rubber things, a towel, a loud grunt, and dropping to my knees in the kitchen.
<Tachy-on> opioid: you know, you just described my last sexual experience.
<opioid> roflmao

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest dAmn chat quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

When something funny happens on dAmn, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

The Quotes

19:24:04 <inerlogic> i don't think of her as a large breasted women, i think of her as several small chested women in one


<shutdown> oh
<shutdown> oh
<shutdown> oh
<shutdown> i met a french/chinese girl
<shutdown> but hername is a spanish no
<shutdown> one
<shutdown> that i forgot
<shutdown> but she sid to call her auroroa
<shutdown> aurora
<shutdown> cuz thats what it means right
<shutdown> and lol
<shutdown> my name means aurora too BB
<kamizu> orura
<shutdown> yeahlike the bengali word for thathit
<shutdown> but anywayayay she was 26 or something
<shutdown> so iasked if she had a hot 20 yr oldsisster
<shutdown> andthats when she slapped mee and fuckedoff


InvaderMar> OMG y'know when you take off your bra you get that 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhh' feeling? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<ShadowGamers> YES
<ShadowGamers> DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUOTE ME
<ShadowGamers> DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE


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<oilsoaked> God has left us.
** God has joined
<Comrade-Kelly> Second coming.
<Comrade-Kelly>


<197109> I got a portable cellphone


<brianmccumber> or me and the lord would be conversing..
<CaptainRedmuff> i shared a few words with the lord earlier
<CaptainRedmuff> stood on a plug, barefoot


<duhcoolies> chix0r: is it ok to pimp the "weekend to end breakfast" with the journal css that the AR staff are using?
<duhcoolies> chix0r: err i mean "weekend to end breast cancer"


<chix0r> what was going on earlier that would make you want to bang her?
<chix0r> oh god
<chix0r> I meant ban


<cloe88888> .........................................................................................................................................
<AblativeLove> Where's pacman when you need him?


<vastblue> Whenever I get depressed, I think of obese pandas trying to have sex ^^

This is an introductory tutorial on topics concerning the Chat Network.  

Lesson 1

So, you've created your first chatroom and you're a bit confused on how it all works?  These two lessons will attempt to take some of the mystery out of using and managing your chatroom.

Note that most of the commands mentioned in this article can be done by accessing your Chatroom Settings (a link to this is located in the bottom right of your chat screen).  Most people prefer to use the commands though since not everything can be done by using the Chatroom Settings, and for the most part you can do things faster and easier by using the command.

First Steps

When you first create your chatroom you'll notice that you are put into the "Guests" privclass.  The first thing you should do is to type this command in the text box where you normally type:

/promote username Founders

Where "username" is your deviant username.  This will put you into the "Founders" privclass.  Don't worry about what that means right now, you'll learn what these privclass are for later on in this lesson.

The next thing you probably want to do is to change the "topic" and "title" of your chatroom.  See the following +faq that explains how to do this:

FAQ #513: How do I change the title (or topic) on the top of my chatroom?

Understanding Privilege Classes

A privilege class (privclass) is a way of organizing your chatroom into different "groups" of users.  Each group can then be given certain privileges that apply to all the users that are a member of that privclass.

The standard privclasses in a newly created channel are:

Founders - Typically the creator of the chatroom.
Operators - The "moderators" that help run the chatroom.
Members - The regular attendees of the chatroom.
Guests - Everyone who is not a member of any other privclass (new people)
Banned - Users who have been barred from the chatroom for one reason or another.

The default privileges are set up so that Founders have the most privileges in the room, followed by the Operators, and so on, with the Banned group having the least privileges (users in the Banned privclass can't even join the chatroom).

To move people around the different privclasses you use the /promote  or /demote command.  You use /promote when you want to move the user up in the list and /demote when you want to move them down.

Assuming lolly was in the Guests privclass, typing:

/promote lolly Members

would move lolly into the Members group.

Typing:

/demote lolly Guests

would move him back down into Guests.

The Guest privclass is special.  Any user that joins a chatroom who doesn't belong to any other privclass will automatically be a member of the Guest privclass. This gives the Guest privclass some unique properties, but I'll talk more about this in a future article.

Understanding Privileges

Anyone can view the privileges assigned to  privclasses in a chatroom by typing the following command into the text box where you usually chat:

/admin show privclass

Entering the above command and pressing enter will give results similar to this:

• 99 Founders:
• +admin +kick +topic +title promote=99 demote=1 +images +smilies +emoticons +thumbs +avatars +websites +objects
• 75 Operators:
• +kick +topic +title promote=75 demote=1 +images +smilies +emoticons +thumbs +avatars +websites +objects
• 50 Members:
• +topic +title promote=50 demote=25 +images +smilies +emoticons +thumbs +avatars +websites +objects
• 25 Guests:
• images=5 smilies=5 emoticons=5 thumbs=5 avatars=5 websites=5 objects=5
• 1 Banned:
• -join

You can change the default privileges by using the /admin update privclass command.  To use this command, you either have to be in a privclass with the +admin privilege, or be the original creator of the chatroom.

Let's take a look at each privilege in detail to see what effect each has.  For each I will also supply an example of how to change the privilege for a given privclass.

order

That number to the left of each privclass name is known as it's "order" value.  For example, the default order value of the Members privclass is 50.  Privclasses with higher order values are displayed closer to the top of the chatters list.  By default, the Founders privclass has the highest order number (99), so it always appears at the top of the listing. This "order" value also has significance with the "promote" and "demote" privileges.

It can be set using "order=#" where # is a  number between 2 and 99.

Example:

/admin update privclass Guests order=60

Running this command would give the Guest privclass an order value of 60 which would move it between the Operator and Members privclasses in the chatters list.

join

This describes whether members of the privclass can join the chatroom. It can be set to "+join" for can join, and "-join" for cannot join.  The "Banned" privclass by default has this set to "-join".

Example:

/admin update privclass Members -join

The result of running this command would be that users in the Members privclass can no longer join the chatroom.

title

This describes whether members of the privclass can change the title by using the /title command. It can be set to  "+title" for they can, and "-title" for they cannot.

The title is the area above the chat window at the very top where you can post information about the chatroom.  There is very little difference between the "title" and the "topic" (see below), but typically the title is used for information that rarely changes (links to the chatroom rules for example).

Example:

/admin update privclass Operators -title

The result of running this command would be that users in the Operators privclass can no longer change the title.

topic

This describes whether members of the privclass can set the topic using the /topic command. It can be set to  "+topic" for they can, and "-topic" for they cannot.

The topic is the area of the chat screen displayed below the title.

Example:

/admin update privclass Guests +topic

The result of running this command would be that users in the Guests privclass can now change the topic.

promote

This describes which level members of the privclass can promote other users to using the /promote command. You can either use the level value or the name of the privclass to set this (eg: "promote=50" or "promote=Members")

Example:

/admin update privclass Operators promote=Founders

This would allow users in the Operators privclass to promote users to the Founders privclass.

demote

This describes which level members of the privclass can demote other users to by using the /demote command..  As with promote, you can use either the level number or the name of the privclass to set this.

Example:

/admin update privclass Guests demote=1

This would allow users in the Guests privclass to demote users to the Banned privclass.

images

This describes whether the members of the privclass may post images. "+images" means they can, and "-images" means they cannot. You can also use "images=#" with # being a value between 0 and 99 to set how many images they can post on one line.   

Example:

/admin update privclass Guests images=1

This would allow users in the Guests privclass to display only one image at a time.

FYI: To display an image in chatroom, use the normal HTML code . To view the embedded image, you must hover your cursor over the link and click the Maximize icon next to the url.

smilies

This describes whether the members of the privclass may use smilies. "+smilies" means they can, and "-smilies" means they cannot. You can also use "smilies=#" with # as a value between 0 and 99 to set how many smilies they can post on one line.  

Example:

/admin update privclass Members +smilies

This would allow users in the Members privclass to display unlimited smilies on one line.

FYI: Smilies are the basic emotes including , , , etc.

emoticons

This describes whether the members of the privclass may use emoticons. "+emoticons" means they can, and "emoticons" means they cannot. You can also use "emoticons=#" with # as a value between 0 and 99 to set how many emoticons they can post.  

Example:

/admin update privclass Guests emoticons=1

This would allow users in the Guests privclass to post only one emoticon at a time.

FYI: Emoticons are all the emotes (that aren't smilies) thatcan be found here.

thumbs

This describes whether the members of the privclass may use thumbnails (with the special :thumb: code). +thumbs means they can, and -thumbs means they cannot. You can also use thumbs=# with # as a value between 0 and 99 to set how many thumbs they can post.   

Example:

/admin update privclass Guests -thumbs

This would disallow any users in the Guests privclass from posting any thumbnails.

FYI: all custom emoticons that aren't part of deviantART's official emote pack are rendered in dAmn as thumbnails (example: zikes).

FYI: FAQ #511: How do I post thumbnails of my art on the Chat Network or Forums?

avatars

This describes whether the members of the privclass may post avatars (with the :icon: code). +avatars means they can, and -avatars means they cannot. You can also use avatars=# with #as a value between 0 and 99 to set how many avatars they can post.  

Example:

/admin update privclass Guests +avatars

This would allow any users in the Guests privclass to post unlimited avatars on one line.

FYI: :iconusername: will display a user's avatar.

websites

This describes whether the members of the privclass can post websites. +websites means they can, and -websites means they cannot. You can also use emoticons=# with #as a value between 0 and 99 to set how many websites they can post.  

Example:

/admin update privclass Guests -websites

This would disallow any users in the Guests privclass from posting websites.

FYI: If you wanted to post the google.com website, you'd write <iframe src="[link]" height="100" width="100"></iframe>

objects

This privilege is not currently implemented.

kick

This describes whether members of the privclass may use the /kick command. Use "+kick" for can, and "-kick" for cannot.

Example:

/admin update privclass Members +kick

This would allow any users in the Members privclass to kick other users from the channel. Generally, you can only kick users that are lower than you in the order list. (* There are exceptions to this as we'll see in a future article)

msg

This describes whether members of the privclass can send messages to the chat. If you want a privclass to be silenced (much like the +m command in IRC) then you may use -msg which will mute the group. If you want members of the group to be able to chat and send messages, use +msg.

Example:

/admin update privclass Members -msg

This would mute any user in the Members privclass.

admin

This describes whether members of the privclass can manage the chatroom by updating/creating/removing privclasses and privileges. Use +admin for they can, and -admin for the cannot. The default is -admin.

Example:

/admin update privclass Operators +admin

This would give users of the Operators privclass the ability manage the chatroom.

FYI: this privilege should only be enabled for trusted privclasses and typically is only given to the Founder privclass. (by default, the creator of the chatroom always has +admin privileges no matter what privclass they are in)

Summary

In this lesson you've learned about basic chatroom concepts.

In the next lesson we'll be taking the concept of privclasses one step further.  We'll learn how to create additional privclasses and learn some common strategies for setting up privileges.

Lesson 2 can be found here.

Assignment

Your assignment for this class is to apply what you've learned to your own chatroom.  Change a few privileges for a privclass and see how it changes the behavior.  You might want to make a copy of the privclasses with the /admin show privclass command beforehand in case you make a mistake and can't remember how to get back to where you were.

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About SMP

The Senior Mentoring Project was created to give personal attention to new artists and their crafts from seniors around deviantART. Are you a digital artist trying to find your way around dA? A new photographer searching for guidance? Or maybe you're just a writer who wants to understand what the heck metre is! SMP is designed to connect you to a senior member of deviantART who is knowledgeable in your craft; they will not only try to help you succeed, but introduce you to the resources available on deviantART and expand your knowledge of what the site has to offer. We're here to help transition you onto life in deviantART.





I'd like to have a senior mentor! Er.. how do I get one?

It's easy! Head over to the #seniormentors and send a note with your choosen craft of art in the title (i.e., photography, poetry, vectors, etc). Be sure to include some examples of your art, what kind of help you're looking for, and why. From there, seniors within the community will do their best to team you up with a senior who you will be able to benefit from. Remember, it may take some time to find a senior to work with you, so don't worry if it takes some time to receive a note back.





I'm a senior and I'd like to get involved with this project.

Awesome! We'd be happy (really happy!) to have you aboard. Just note the #seniormentors account with your type of art and that you'd like to join us.


Got any more questions? Feel free to note us at #seniormentors or visit us at #seniorsprojects.

Lesson 2

After creating your chatroom you probably want to customize and personalize it.  

In this lesson we'll we walking through an example of customizing a chatroom and looking at some common strategies in setting up your privclasses and privileges.  The hypothetical chatroom I've created is called #Oreos and is a chatroom for everyone who loves eating tasty Oreos!

Remember that in order to modify privileges or privclasses you either need to be in a privclass with the +admin privilege, or you must the original creator of the chatroom.

Renaming Privclasses

As we saw in the last lesson, the default privclasses when you first create a chatroom are: Founders, Operators, Members, Guests, and Banned.

These names don't describe tasty oreos though so let's rename them. The /admin rename privclass OldName to NewName command will change the name of a privclass:

/admin rename privclass Founders to BigStuf
/admin rename privclass Operators to DoubleStuf
/admin rename privclass Members to WhiteFudge
/admin rename privclass Guests to Mini
/admin rename privclass Banned to UhOh

After typing these commands my privclasses are now: BigStuf, DoubleStuf, WhiteFudge, Mini, and UhOh.

FYI:

• Keep in mind that privclass names can't contain spaces and can only be a maximum of 20 characters in length.


• Privclass names are case sensitive (Ex: so you must use "Founders" not "founders").

Creating new Privclasses

To create new privclasses you can use the /admin create privclass NewPrivclassName command.

Let's create a new privclass for my #Oreo chatroom:

/admin create privclass DoubleDelight

After typing this command I have a new privclass called DoubleDelight. But wait... it's at the bottom of the list above the "UhOh" privclass and I wanted it to be above WhiteFudge. That's not all...  anyone I promote into DoubleDelight can't post thumbs or emotes!  What's going on?!

Remember all the privileges we talked about in the last lesson? The privileges for a newly created privclass all default to being "not privileged" except for +join, +msg, and order (order defaults to being the lowest available number - usually 2, as Banned members are at 1). We learned how to update privileges in the last lesson though, so let's update them.

First I want to put DoubleDelight privclass above the WhiteFudge privclass:

/admin update privclass DoubleDelight order=60

Since the value 60 is inbetween the order value of DoubleStuf and WhiteFudge my new privclass now sits inbetween them in the list.

FYI:

• Remember that you can see the current privileges of all your privclasses by typing the command /admin show privclass
• I could have created the DoubleDelight privclass and set its order to 60 at the same time by using the command: /admin create privclass DoubleDelight order=60

Now I want set the privileges to be the same as the WhiteFudge privclass and let people in the DoubleDelight privclass be able to promote people to DoubleDelight and demote to Guests:

/admin update privclass DoubleDelight +topic +title promote=DoubleDelight demote=Guests +images +smilies +emoticons +thumbs +avatars +websites +objects

Now my new privclass is set up exactly how I want it.

FYI:

• An even easier way to update privileges for your privclasses is by using the Chatroom Setting link at the top right of your chatroom.

Removing Privclasses

The command to remove an existing privclass is /admin remove privclass PrivclassName.

Usually there is no need to do this unless you are overhauling the organization of your chatroom, but let's remove my DoubleDelight privclass to demonstrate:

/admin remove privclass DoubleDelight

When I ran this command the words ** privilege class DoubleDelight has been removed by Tachy-on -- 4 members were affected were displayed in my chatroom.

4 members affected? What's that mean?!

Well, when you remove a privclass, any members of that privclass are now without a privclass and automatically become a member of the Guest privclass.

FYI:

• If you really need to remove a privclass, move the existing members to an existing or newly created privclass first with the command /admin move users OldPrivclass to NewPrivclas

Remember I mentioned in the last lesson that the Guests privclass is special? You cannot remove the Guests privclass - even if you rename it.

Common Strategies

Keeping the Power at the Top

You want to set up your chatroom so that only the people you trust have control.  Remember that the chatroom you create is ultimately your responsibility.  You probably don't want Guests to be able to change your topic and title right? Or worse, let them promote themselves to Founders where they'd have the ability to modify privclasses and privileges!

You are expected to maintain a certain amount of control in your chatroom and make sure that it abides by the rules for Unofficial Chatrooms. A good strategy for ensuring this is to promote enough trusted friends to a privclass that has +kick and +ban privileges - after all, you can't be in your chatroom 7/24 to moderate it all by yourself.

Creating a Muted Privclass

Many chatrooms have a privclass with the -msg privilege.  As we've learned, this means that any members of that privclass do not have the privilege to talk in the chatroom.

This is most commonly used to temporarly mute "problem" users (and sometimes it's used just for fun!)

Usually this privclass is put just above your "Banned" privclass (the one with the -join privilege set).  It's usually put here because normally we want privclasses that are able to demote people to the "Banned" privclass to also be able to put people in the "muted" privclass.  This also gives you the ability to have a privclass be able to demote to the muted class but not be able to ban people.

Let's create a Muted privclass for my #oreos chatroom:

</code>/admin create privclass OreoCrumbs order=5 -msg</code>

This will create a privclass called OreoCrumbs appear just above the UhOh privclass (Banned) and not have the privilege to talk.

Oh look! lolly just joined #Oreos and he's spamming that Celine Dion avatar! Let's mute him!

/demote lolly OreoCrumbs

Sensible Promote and Demote Privileges

As you probably know by now, the promote and demote commands are used to allow members in a privclass to move users to different privclasses in your chatroom. /promote userName PrivclassName is used to move a user to a higher order privclass and /demote userName PrivclassName to a lower privclass.

The promote and demote privileges work together to specify the range of the highest and lowest privclass the current privclass can promote and demote.  

You generally do not want to allow a privclass to promote to a privclass higher than itself because higher privclasses usually have more privileges. Although, if done carefully, you can produce a chatroom where users can freely promote and demote themselves to different privclasses and at the same time not create an atmosphere for abuse of privileges.

The bottom line: think carefully when setting up privclasses in your chatroom that the promote and demote privileges are set up exactly how you want them to be.

FYI:

• The Promote and Demote privileges have nothing to do with the +kick privilige.  Members in a privclass with the +kick privilige can always kick users in their own privclass and lower.


• You can only Ban users in a privclass that you are also priviliged to promote to. Example: If you don't want to allow members of a privclass with the +ban privilege to be allowed to Ban members of the same privclass, then make sure they can only promote to the privclass one value lower.

Summary

In this lesson you've learned how to create and rename privclasses in your chatroom.  Also, we've looked at some common strategies for setting up your chatroom.

If you have further questions please look at the +faq, join the #help chatroom,  or contact the Help Desk.

Assignment

Your assignment for this class is create one additional privclass in your chatroom.  Make sure you think about how you want this new privclass set up!

For extra credit:
Take a look at how your entire privclass and privilege structure is set up.  Does it accurately portray the theme of your chatroom?  Do you have enough "moderators" in place to ensure that your chatroom is running smoothly?  Are there any holes in your privclass privileges?

Remember that well-run popular chatrooms have had a lot of thought put in to how they are set up.


You might want to make a copy of the privclasses with the /admin show privclass command beforehand in case you make a mistake and can't remember how to get back to where you were.  


Supplimentary Resources for this Lesson

FAQ #540: How can I customize my chatroom?
FAQ #507: How do I make a private room?
FAQ #292: What are the commands that I can use on the chat network?

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<DrPhizzle> grrr I hate homework
<DrPhizzle> not only is it hard, by my penis leaking
<DrPhizzle> pen is**************
<DrPhizzle> holy crap that was the worst typo I've ever made


<chivesthebutler> is garrit a trained photographer?
eXsanguinousCorpse> chivesthebutler: trained?
<DaftDays> eXsanguinousCorpse: you know, does he piddle on the carpet or not?


10:58:34 pm <garrit> my mother hadn't sex in her life, she's only my mum!
10:58:55 pm <Ghouldaddy> sure thing jesus


<opioid> man i was fucking gorgeous out today
<opioid> uhm
<opioid> it
<opioid> lol
<opioid> FREUDIAN SLIP
<darkkavenger> whats a freudian slip?
<darkkavenger> oh
<darkkavenger> i thought it was underwear


<Beccalicious> albinowhite1: Please be aware this is a literature discussion chatroom
<albinowhite1> literture as in books?
<alienhead> . . .


<rapidograph> when I was a n00b on AOL chat, I thought that "asl" was leetspeak for asshole


<terrafire1> Men in the gym look for sex only, period
<ashkiel> I look for sex only, period
<ashkiel>
<terrafire1> i look for periods after sex.
<terrafire1> just to make sure


<XxTrinityxX> I just thought of the greatest lame super hero ever
<XxTrinityxX> "sauna man"
<XxTrinityxX> feel his hot steamy justice!
<XxTrinityxX> actually
<XxTrinityxX> no..sounds like a bad porn


18:20:09 <sodalicious> I've never had to ream Hamlet
18:20:15 <sodalicious> READ*
18:20:23 <sodalicious> Oh my God.. >_<


17:26:12 <opioid> I CAN'T OPEN MY FUCKIN SALSA
17:26:14 <opioid> owee
17:26:36 <opioid> owww.
17:26:40 <opioid> its really fucking stuck too
17:26:50 <opioid> and my joints are so bad
17:26:54 <opioid> this is when i hate that the most
17:26:58 <opioid> opening shit.
17:27:40 <Tachy-on> hot water...run hot water over the lid
17:28:15 * opioid tries that
17:30:16 <opioid> it required the hot water, one of those rubber things, a towel, a loud grunt, and dropping to my knees in the kitchen.
17:31:10 <Tachy-on> opioid: you know, you just described my last sexual experience.
17:31:22 <opioid> roflmao

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The Quotes

<Mankati> I'm too lazy to look for the division key/symbol
<catluvr2> Mankati: YOU JUST TYPED IT
<catluvr2>
<catluvr2> /
<GymClassHeroine> lol
<brokenboulevard> FAAAAIL.



<C-Hadley> Man.
<C-Hadley> The best part of Easter
<C-Hadley> Is when the chocolate goes on Sale afterwards



<VistaDragon> Devabbi: Bible spoiler! Jesus dies!



<Ikue> i'd love to get pregnant
<Athos-of-Light> 0_o
<Athos-of-Light> i'd love to see that
<Ikue> i'd do it just for the pregnant pants
<Ikue> those things are so amazing
<Athos-of-Light> stop
<Athos-of-Light> you are making me giggle so hard
<Ikue> i've contemplated picking up beer drinking so one day i could sport me a pair of those fancy pants



<Artist-Man> Who's Chris?
<martypunker> RARR
<martypunker> I am.
<Artist-Man> I THOUGHT YOU WERE MARTY
<martypunker> Nope.
<Artist-Man> Oh.
<Artist-Man> Well shit.



<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> WTF
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> I have my mouse unplugged
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> AND A POP UP COMES UP
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> "MOUSE UNPLUGGED! CLICK FOR DETAILS"
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> WTF



<Confusion-System> magmanorn: ur a chick?
<magmanorn> Confusion-System: No, I'm a girl
<magmanorn> Confusion-System: Totally different species



** anjules has joined
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** Sting1 has left [timed out]
** MNBot has left [connection reset]
<anjules> I didn't do that.



<spyed> hey guys, how are the connection resets today? milder?
<spyed> should we assume dAmn is running well again?
** Starlightie has left [connection reset]
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<duststorm10> spyed: It isn't better.



<Cat-in-the-Stock> I wish human being didn't have to sleep :/
<Cat-in-the-Stock> such a waste of time...
<znow-white> Cat-in-the-Stock: but then we would look odd and scrinkley
<Cat-in-the-Stock> plus if we didn't sleep there would be room for one or two more males!
<Cat-in-the-Stock> *MEALS!



<cranialcrack> anyone wanna take a loo in my gallery?



* rejectfromlife is stroking his armpit beard



<mythicaldamienne> Omg I love pinipples and cream cheese
<mythicaldamienne> er
<mythicaldamienne> pineapples*



<Gaara-kun-luver> cypher-neo: Word on the street is, I'm finally getting my dream of being a stripper. A comedy stripper for breast cancer charity. But, whatever
<cypher-neo> Gaara-kun-luver: A comedy stripper? What do you have, jokes printed on your boobs?



<jadefyres-freedom> I watch Tachy-on for mainly that reason... to get updates on the lol corner
<jadefyres-freedom> ahaha, i was the 300th +lover
<jadefyres-freedom> ... that came out wrong



* duststorm10 just did a striptease for ayame409...with his socks.
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<duststorm10> I WAS JOKING



<Gamegeneral> my x key broke
<Gamegeneral> oh
<Gamegeneral> wait



<Roonifer> THIS FORK
<Roonifer> IS
<Roonifer> A
<Roonifer> GOOD
<Roonifer> ASS-SCRATCHER



<spyed> do you know what ninjas do?
<dammitMEL> Eat sushi and send me an email.
<Acid-Reflux27> I thought ninjas kicked ass, and took names in the dark
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<learn-to-spel> The website I went to [and my journal] says: "To avoid ticks, tuck your shirt into your pants and your pants into your socks. That way, none of them can get inside your clothing!"
<learn-to-spel> And I'm like,
<learn-to-spel> Okay. So ticks are afraid of retards.
<learn-to-spel> Good.

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<tjparson> SavantSamantha: hey do you have skype?
<SavantSamantha> tjparson: i don't think so... i'm pretty sure my doctor would have told me...



<brwestern> quick question for you guys... what is name for icons at bottom of websites, ie, deviantart, twitter, picasa, flickr i know it's all web 2.0 related, but isn't there a name for them?
<Beccalicious> icons
<brwestern> i know they are icons lol, just seems like they had a specific name
<cypher-neo> brwestern: What kind of icons are you referring to?
<cypher-neo> brwestern: Can you give me an example I can see?
<brwestern> ok, bottom of this design: [link]
<cypher-neo> I think they're called icons
<cypher-neo> lol
<brwestern> grrrr!
<brwestern> lol



<Ikue> ananasjihad: ima steal ur snail feed him leaves and play with his sticky goo
<Ikue> ... that came out wrong o.O



<CerberusReigns> So we drove through a bunch of flying bugs...It was like driving through pixies Only not as magical....



<Delude> Even my letter to God is weird
<Schizophrenic-Wolf> Letter to god?
<Delude> Schizophrenic-Wolf: I wrote a letter to God when I was 4 or 5, I have no idea why
<Delude> Schizophrenic-Wolf: it read "Dear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her"
<rockthemandolin> i wrote a letter to an imaginarey leprechaun named patrick and hid it in my garage



<vastblue> Eww, I just sneezed in the direction of the fan and it blew all over my face.



<skaeleen> CRY ME A RIVER
** Little-River has joined
<IaiaRose>



<Thesadandunreal> HayleeLynn: Tell me about emos. I don't get them.
<cypher-neo> Thesadandunreal: There's a small typo there, I think you mean Emus. The Emu is a flightless animal that can be up to 2m tall. They live all over Australia. Although they originated on the East Coast, they are uncommon there nowadays. They are opportunistically nomadic, and although they can be observed in flocks, they are largely solitary. In general, there is no need for you to "get them". They do what they do, and all they want is for you to leave them some space so that they can do what they do alone. You should not feel threatened by them, if you don't attack them, they will just ignore you. Of course, if you start behaving in a way they don't understand, they will feel threatened, and even though your aims are noble, they are likely to attack you. The best thing to do is to minimize contact.
<cypher-neo> Oh, unless you mean Emos, the angsty teen subculture? Same thing, except replace Australia by North America.



*Agent-Ink Fap dances
<Agent-Ink> DSHSGK
*Agent-Ink TAP Dances
<Garagos> O .O
<Garagos> Fap dance, ohmai.



<shadowaurora> This is retarded.
<shadowaurora> Someone
<shadowaurora> Just texted my mother.
<shadowaurora> We have no idea who it is.
<shadowaurora> The text reads, "OMG. I just heard on the news that the short bus flipped over and I know you don't like to wear your helmet because it makes it hard to lick the window."
<HitokiriHimura> o3o;;
<HitokiriHimura> could be a wrong number .3.;;
<shadowaurora> ...I immediately took the phone from my mother and texted back, "MOMMY I POO'D MY PANTS"
<HitokiriHimura> XDDDDDD
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<amber0105> RalfMaximus: how be you
<RalfMaximus> amber0105: Busy as a one legged cat burying turds on a hot metal roof.



<jfujita> I was around
<jfujita> before the internet
<jfujita> I remember my first blog post was notebook paper pinned to my garage door



<martypunker> Dude.
<martypunker> I was so confused.
<martypunker> You linked to all of your journals, but I thought it was just one...
<martypunker> So I was scrolling, looking for the comment box...
<martypunker> And I was like, "FUCK this is a long journal!"



<gelvenchief> man it's cold, i can type with my nipples



<LogicalRabble> i liked rick warren's thing
<LogicalRabble> I am not religious tho
<LogicalRabble> But i still liked it
<ap3x> we do not need to know about what you did with Rick Warren
<ap3x> D:
<ap3x> oh wait that says liked