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100 point giveaway(open)

Journal Entry: Thu May 23, 2013, 10:46 AM


Well its been about 2 weeks since my last giveaway right :? 

:star: To enter simply Fave :+fav: :star:

- and this is not required, but I would like to get my youtube channel out there so I would be honored if you could take some time to check it out(also catnipkitty99 on youtube) [link]

Deadline June 1st
And the winner will be chosen using random.org

another I would like for my group #yayforstuff to have more members, so it would be awesome if you could join :aww:

Tumblr-[link] Commisions- [link] My Gallery- [link]




Also quick announcement for my watchers, I will be going to fanime :love: Cant wait to see you all there! And I will be going with my BFF *Sioxie98(make sure to check out her page, cause her art is AMAZING! Hers some of her art
   
 And I don't really have a good example of my cosplay and I dont have time to upload a cosplay test so umm well heres the best example that I currently have [link]

winner from my last giveaway- ekhtalos

My trade rates for points-

1-2:points: = 1 :+fav:

3-4:points: = 3 :+fav:

5-9:points: =5 :+fav: and a llama

10-14:points: = 10 :+fav: and a llama

15-19:points:= 15 :+fav: and a llama

20-29:points:= 20 :+fav: and a llama 

30-39:points:= 25 :+fav:, llama, :+devwatch: and 3 comments

40-49:points:= 30 :+fav:, llama, :+devwatch: and 8 comments

50-99:points: = 40 :+fav:, llama, :+devwatch: and 12 comments!! 

100+:points: = whatever the heck you want :la:(within reason)

my latest upload-
Spring Lupins by =Catnipkitty99




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1000 WATCHERS GIVEAWAY!!

Journal Entry: Fri May 24, 2013, 12:57 AM




Yu-huuuuuu!!!! Today I reached the target I'd been waiting for for some time now: 1000 watchers!!!
Yeeeeeeah!!! :headbang: I'm so happy!!:giggle:
You guys are always so awesome and give me so much support!
To thank you, old watchers and new ones, I decided to open a GIVEAWAY here on my page!
As you know I also have a Facebook Giveaway going on at the moment, but here I wanted to do something a bit different and more "artistic" and "deviant" for the all of you!

So, let start with the info:

WHEN??
From today (May 24th) to June 24th! You have one month to enter!!

HOW TO ENTER
:bulletpurple: You have to be my Watcher!! If you're not, just watch me! ;D (NO multiple accounts, please, I'll check)
:bulletpurple: :+fav: this journal so people can see it!
:bulletpurple: Comment below telling me that you're in!
:bulletpurple: OPTIONAL: make a journal about this giveaway! If you do, your name will appear twice in the participants list and you'll have more chances to win (If you do, give me the link to your journal in the comments).

HOW TO WIN
If you followed ALL the instructions above (watch + fav + comment) you'll be added to the participants list. Each participant will have a number assigned. Your number will appear twice if you did all the obliged steps AND if you also did the optional one (journal about this giveaway).
I will then extract the winners with a random number extracting site.

WINNERS AND PRIZES
There will be 5 Winners, that will get:
1ST: 3 Months Membership + full body lineart
2ND: 1 Month Membership + full body lineart
3RD: 2 bust linearts
4TH and 5TH 1 colored chibi each

Prize examples:





And that's all!!
Should you have any question, feel free to write them in the comments below!!

Thanks for reading and good luck!!! :hug:



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The Journey III

Journal Entry: Thu May 23, 2013, 1:24 PM


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.


Please consider giving it a :+fav: or comment so that more people can see these amazing works! 
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Previous journeys:




Kapuskasing River by ~northernbackroads
Dawn behind the Golden Gate by ~nathanspotts Aspire by =IvanAndreevich Everyday miracle by ~markborbely
The Spectators by *iNeedChemicalX
Welcome To My World by *catch---22 Arrakis by *ColinHSillerud Scene Two ~ Bewildered by *tvurk
clarity by ~hypertech
Wandering by *LarsVanDeGoor Lines by *RobinHedberg
Elegance`of Light` by ~christelburger
Evening Sunset from Rhichonich by ~ianluie distant view by ~xt-f
Sun by ~dSavin
- Behind the Trees - by ~ldinami7e Morning Light by ~Addran
Araucaria sunrise by =Miguel-Santos
Forest enlightenment by *tomsumartin The Dancing Trees by *LarsVanDeGoor
Poppies by *Chris-Lamprianidis
Evening Walk by ~hateom Ephemeral Beauty by ~davidrichterphoto
Stormy Sunset by *kamuiatmyrealm
sun over germany by =Rainbiker Magic Wood by *A2Matos
where is the hobbit.....? by ~christian-richter
Misty Mornings II by *GrinlessCheshire The Dark Hedges ..Misty by ~Klarens-photography
Lost between hell and paradise by ~landscapes-flake
Summer Breeze by ~davidrichterphoto One Direction by *A2Matos
Behind The Scenes by *tvurk
Red Dusk by ~Draken413o day seven by *arbebuk trust in me by `IsacGoulart
Trees and sky by *KariLiimatainen
Menace by ~asaphil Highness by ~Al-Baum Lifeline by *LEQUARK
Spanish Banks by =IvanAndreevich
gravity of light by ~ildiko-neer After the rain by ~Annabelle-Chabert Impact by ~Jordan-Roberts
Paisley.. by ~M-Atif-Saeed
Sunlight by `night-fate melting point by *arbebuk
there is a place... by *arbebuk
At the Dawn by ~DeingeL Through Mirkwood by *m-eralp
Irish Views by *SSquared-Photography
Bridges by `kkart Three Trees by ~BokehLight
Summer sun by *RobinHedberg
Summer memories by ~emmanueldautriche Let The Sunshine by *Shadoisk
Chorus of trees by *PawelMatys
Resting region by *NorbertKocsis This Woman's Work by `werol
NeverEnding by =Oer-Wout
(My heart was closed and then the skies opened) by *OlivierAccart A Tiny Bit Marvellous by *JonnyGoodboy Mist II by *RobinHedberg
Auchterhouse Hill by *Greg-McKinnon
Kind of magic 7 by ~mannromann -Friend on mystic road- by *Janek-Sedlar Enlightened by =Miguel-Santos
Road to Heaven by *RobinHalioua
Glory by =JeanFan autumn walk. 23 by *HarryPotterfilmsrock
The Gateway by *Nelleke
Inveniam viam by ~Northstar76 Misty morning   The Wye Valley from Monsal Head by ~vinegar74
Mist in the Valley by ~MaximeCourty
Secluded in the Woods by ~JindrichLisy Found by *Nelleke
This world is on Fire! by *Trichardsen
The Empty Seat by *Nelleke Sorceress by *ColinHSillerud
Celestial Maelstrom by *alexandre-deschaumes
. by *Latyrx The White Wizard Approaches by *Nelleke
Milky Way Rainbow by ~ExplicitStudios
Dreamy fields by ~Michaelthien Deep Autumn Lightshow 2 by ~Stephen-wx
Focal Point by *erezmarom
so cold by *arbebuk Mt. Blanc Sunset by ~cwaddell
Glacier Sunset by *MatthiasHaltenhof
Private investigations by `werol Enter the Void by *borda
Hungarian skies pt.CXLIII. by =realityDream
Moonshine by *RobinHedberg Sunset by ~stekiros
Tunnel View Sunrise by *porbital
Wonderland - DD by *StefanHefele Sureal wander. (re-edit) by *lomatic
Infrared - Blooming forest by ~Raineater
Winterwald by *RobinHalioua Pebbly Beach Sunrise by *DrewHopper
By The Rivers Dark by *borda
Endurance by ~Dani-Lefrancois Irish Blue Hour by *SSquared-Photography
Fig tree in the Wind by ~carlosthe
Milky Way Above a Sea of Clouds by ~RobertoBertero Cold Water by ~YouAndIWereBornToDie
Desert Wonderland by *VerticalDubai
Sunrays Over the Red by *Enkased Reine Panorama by ~cwaddell
Standing Tall And Proud by *IngoSchobert
Lighten My Way by =r3novatio Louise by *islandtime
Long and lonely. by *lomatic
sweet dreams by ~stream74 Peak/Peek by *LAlight
Infrared - Sunny Day by ~Raineater
Winter Tale by =Oer-Wout All Hallows Eve by *Nelleke
The River Sings by *Nelleke
Endless Possibility by *Thomas-Koidhis Emerald City by *Thomas-Koidhis
Lighthouse Nebulae by *CainPascoe
In memory of... by ~Trashins nightlines. by ~AndrisBarbans
Distant Thunder by *Nelleke
The Calm by `kkart Fireworks by ~canonva
All Aboard by *Trichardsen
Year goes by by *WindyLife Winter's Dream by =ifsantag
Elgol by ~SebastianKraus
Winter's Close by ~Lightartistry Fog on the Ridge by ~archipirata
Space II by ~keepkeep
Misty Sunset by ^Kaz-D Medziholie morning by ~joffo1
Dry mud by ~Marco-Barone
G&oacute;ry2 by ~thetrollofart Cloud Whisperer by ~GroovyGeek
Strange weather in a strange place. by *lomatic
Light experimentation by *BenoitPaille Au fil d l'eau... by `Michel-Lag-Chavarria
Where Do You Go To Disappear? by *tvurk
future by =Rainbiker Dithage High Pass by =Eldereyes
The light at the end of the world by *alexandre-deschaumes
Passing time watching time pass by by =in-my-viewfinder
mist 171 by ~Hengki24 encounter by *augenweide Mallorcan Impression 04 by *HorstSchmier
Arboreal Dance by *Metal-Bender
Transmigration of Souls by *Metal-Bender In the Forests of the Night by *Metal-Bender
Fragile by ~Hengki24
Insidious Woods by ~Phoenixstamatis vernal floods by ~samuilvel Eiffel Tower, Study 7 by ~kapanaga
Night Watch by *endegor
Silent Secrets by *Metal-Bender Idaho I by ~craigbutikofer
Path by *TadLittle
Sipar by ~hypertech Equilibria by ~Sllyvain Lost in mist and only silence. by *lomatic Face to Face by ~Annabelle-Chabert
Tell a tale... by *lomatic
Fields by *AlexandruCrisan Deep Forest by ~Hengki24 Lighting impression... by ~MartaC
Dramatic-Dunes by ~EscapeDigitalArt
proteus by ~piotrus33 i will be great by *EbruSidar White Snow in Magic Black Forrest by =MichiLauke
Ibex Silhouette by ~RobertoBertero
Eureka Dunes by ~coulombic Otherside by *MatthiasHaltenhof
By the rising sun - bw by *Trichardsen
Tree In The Wind by ~MahmoudYakut Trees by ~Hengki24 Mangrove - Study 1 by ~apoy
Sniezka by ~zjawizu
Pair o knees n clahds by ~jonvin Alone by ~Hengki24 XXXII by ~lukaspeterec
No Man's Land II by ~acukur


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Part III of my monthly feature of landscapes and scenery. Enjoy!
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Stop killing People in My Name

Journal Entry: Thu May 23, 2013, 2:30 PM




Do you hear me ?!! You !! Yes ,YOU !! The one who pretend to be a Muslim !!! :iconangryplz:

On Behalf of the 1.5 billion peace-loving Muslims around the world , I Command You to STOP !! :angered:

God ,I'm so tired of those extremists that I can't keep silent any more !

All those crimes committed in the name of the most merciful religion !! :(

Did they ever read the Quran ? Didn't they read
"و ما ارسلناك الا رحمة للعالمين"

"We sent thee not, but as a Mercy for all creatures." ?? 21:107  


Nor this phrase
"من قتَل نفسًا بغير نفس أَو فسادٍ في الْأَرض فكأنما قتل الناس جميعًا ومن أَحياها فكَأنَما أَحيا الناس جميعًا"

"whoever kills a soul not in retaliation of murder, or (and) to spread mischief in the land - it is as if he had killed all mankind. And whoever saves one - it is as if he had saved all mankind"?? 5:32
??


Didn't they hear the prophet Mohammed's definition of the Muslim "المسلم من سلم الناس من لسانه و يده"

"The Muslim is the one whom people are safe from his tongue and hand "
?


Didn't they hear his saying

"يسروا و لا تعسروا و بشروا و لا تنفروا "

" Treat people with ease and do not be hard on them; give them glad tidings and do not make them run away (from Islam)."
??

Do they really think that by those pathetic and disgusting acts they are going to kick the invaders out of the Muslims' land ? Do they think that they can counteract the western ideas from entering our children's minds with this dreadful ideology ?

These aims are only achieved with knowledge and science . We should improve ourselves to be able to compete the "invaders" , not with strength ,but with science .

The only thing these terrorists succeeded at is to deform the image of Islam ,granting the worst reputation to millions of innocent Muslims around the world !

I here declare ,and God as my witness ,that you have no right to call yourselves Muslims ,as Islam is the total opposite of what you do !! :X

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I know that this is not my peaceful and calm nature you used to see ,but I've had enough of people distorting the image of my beloved religion :shakefist:







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25 Unique Pokemon Fusions

Thu May 23, 2013, 1:37 PM


I love the Pokemon Fusion tool. You can spend hours and hours combining your favorites to create your ultimate fighting machine. Artists are bringing these fusions to life and giving them a personality all their own. Here are a few of my favorite fan art pieces!


Pokemon Fusion Team by ~dkirbyj
Pokemon Fusion: Curino by ~AshKays
Pokemon Fusion Sprite - ARBTAILS by *darksilvania
-Pokemon fusion- Dewpoke by =MiruruPi
Shellnine - Pokemon mix by =AccursedAsche
Pokemon Fusion - Lickicate by ~ice-cream-skies
Sandtails-Pokemon Fusion by =AmphyPop
pokemon FUSION by *CoconutMilkyway
Pokemon Fusions by ~pettyartist
Pokemon Fusion Dewbasaur by ~UltraHurtMan
Pokemon Fusion: Nidorow by *handraw
PKMN Fusion: Cutails by ~buyo-baka
Rhyta (Pokemon Fusion) by ~Nightsrunner
[Pokemon Fusion] Culithe by ~quickninjabulba
Magneform Pokemon Fusion by *Raikoh-illust
Pokemon Fusion - Electrifing by =Detective-May
PKMN Fusion: Manfairy by ~buyo-baka
Pokemon Fusion - Muchamp by ~cavemonster
pikachoke pokemon fusion by *Zyira
Fusion gone wrong by *abogato
Pokemon Fusion: Lickitung + Dugtrio by ~ProjectSNT
Pokemon Fusion by ~pokketmowse
Pokemon Breeding Gone Wrong by ~PuppiesAndSunshine
Pokemon Fusion Doodles by *SquidPuke
[PKMN-FUSION] Chanfing by *chocolath

Which fusion is your favorite? Which two Pokemon would you fuse?


Which are your favorites?
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Poetry


Suggested by: *xlntwtch
Featured by: =DrippingWords

Insert Title _1We, the petty,
we, the bourgeois,
poring over mirrors of reflected, collected verse,
only we could drown
in the shallow pools of our own desires.
Self-worth and efficacy distort, distend,
dilate.
Our longing sighs inflate
gauzy bladders, diaphanous,
and we fancy them substantial because they are large -
(We say much the same of our philanthropy.)
- seeking no synonyms,
though "bloated" comes to mind.

A pseudonym can shelter
the sodden intellect, emaciated,
denigrated by false modesties.
How quaint.
How deep, the brainy poet
who breathes his own despite
behind alabaster walls,
sherry perched atop whalebone fingers,
slosh

"Insert Title_1" by =QuiEstInLiteris

A hilarious poem that jabs you in the gut
(in a good way) every time you read it over.



Suggested by: ~Lacewinged-Beauty
Featured by: =DrippingWords

fast-forward through the goodbyesthis is the beginning of the end
“i know you,” he says.
and he looks defeated, he looks sad, he looks like
he's a boy who may one day realize how much
he cares for you, so you cut him off and say,
“minus all the secrets i don’t tell anyone.”
“well, yeah, minus those.”
“then you don’t know me at all.”

and then you tell him,
i love you. but you don’t use those words
because those are taboo. are jinxed.
are knock on wood three times fast.
instead you press him in a hug and say,
i’m sorry, knowing he won’t understand
that this is the first time you ever cared for some

"fast forward through the goodbyes" by ~MisfitableGrae

A beautiful poem filled with images that
seem to grieve even after the words have faded.



Prose


Featured by *doodlerTM
Glendor the Amazing Acrobat            I used to be great. I used to be amazing. Then that blasted spider made her blasted web right in my face. I lost a few legs that day. I couldn’t do anything anymore. So, I got a fake beard and a wheelchair, I built a house out of sticks and set up a story telling stand so people could hear about how dreams are crushed.
            I used to be great
            I used to be amazing.
            Now I’m just a normal inchworm.
            I’m not an acrobat anymore.
 
            Lots of other inchworms come to here my story. They come, interested and exited. Then, in the middle of my story they interrupt and ask questions like “is this reall

Glendor the Amazing Acrobat by *The-Waffleosaurus

It's not every day that you read a story
about an inchworm - and this story is inspiring
and hilarious at the same time.



Suggested by: *SCFrankles
Featured by: =SilverInkblot


Garden VarietyA hex can be a slick and deadly weapon in the hands of an experienced witch. Like the carefully wielded surgeon’s blade it finds its mark and exacts a terrible vengeance on the cursed individual; such horrors that are mentioned only in frightened whispers or gloating asides – depending on the degree of likeability of the unfortunate soul of course.
Not all curses are hexes but all hexes are curses and are not reversible. They must be either broken or redirected by the witch who cast the spell in the first place. These are the type of curses that elicit words like, 'please God let me die!'
Novices should not attempt hexes. I repeat novices should not attempt hexes. It is powerful magic made dark by the intent of the witch and as such comes with a hefty price. There’s a reason why most witches look the way they do. Dark magic takes a terrible toll on the body and one must be willing to do unspeakable things in order to allay its effects and if not performed properly, th

Garden Variety by *leyghan

Suggester: "Hexes, humour, horror
and diabolical transubstantiation."



Featured by *xlntwtch
Digging GravelVen stared down the pile of gravel before him, half a ton sitting in the dusky evening-afternoon and all of it needing to be shovelled up and moved. By hand.
"Fuck." he muttered as he bent his back to his task again, sore muscles protesting as he did so. Beside him, moving a smaller amount of gravel and moaning considerably louder, was Sarah.
"I'm a maid!" She groused. "I should not be doing this." She made a small and relatively dainty 'augh' as she lifted her spade to slide the next load of gravel into the waiting box.
"Yeah, and I work with the horses. I shouldn't be doing this either. But you know that the family doesn't have that many wo

Digging Gravel by ~Humbug-liqourish

Subtle humor leads readers on a romp
through a short story to a surprising end.




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Among the flowers

Journal Entry: Thu May 23, 2013, 3:11 PM

A colourful collection 

of flowers


Colorful Garden by ~JoeGP
Little Purple by ~Reyson7poppy seed 2 by ~Tomek3618
Red Tulips by *drakonosirdisOxeye Daisy - 01 by *shiroang
Wild beauty by ~AlecsPS

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Flower 43 by ~DalePhotography
orange flower by ~lindahabibaFlower by ~MapylSyrup
Wish you were here... by ~aknezevicPetunia by `RezzanAtakol
Bright by ^Kaz-DRed Winter by ~Zekinta
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Macro Flower by *DanikaMillesSweet Apple Blossom by *Mogrianne
silver streams by ~lazygirl-29Flower by *yavuzselimturan


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Surrounded by the light by *Stilleschrei


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Onion Flower by *Roses-to-Ashes
A Flower For A Star I by *EmiNguyenBallerina by ~AngelAK47
2012 September 08 - yellow flower by ~Nexu4Dollblue by ~Nowiika
In The Garden by ~imagase

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. by ~Oansikt
Modesty and beauty by *gin-suiWild Strawberry by `Foxfires
Breathe by =Fra-EmerBlue bells by *SarahharaS1
Carmensita by ~dontpaniic

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With thanks to all the artists featured






This Journal Skin was designed by ~Night-Beast
A walk among the flowers of my collection, some familiar, some unseen, all beautiful
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Electroids

Journal Entry: Thu May 23, 2013, 8:45 PM

 



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NEW BL/ind Dating Service

Journal Entry: Thu May 23, 2013, 12:54 PM


~Dracushit here again, with an exciting new offer. Our top looove scientists have developed a new dating formula to help those who are unlucky in love, like me. Check out me hitting on Kobra. Yeah, I know, how are we not dating already? He's a tough nut to crack. But thanks to the new Better Living Industries Dating Service, I've got someone to tide me over until Kobra realizes what's up. When I joined this program, they paired me with "your right hand." At first I thought "Hey, is this some kind of sick joke?" But it turns out that me and my right hand are perfect for each other. It never sasses me or lets me down, and it loves white gloves as much as I do. Thanks, BL/ind!

I know you must be thinking "Damn, how can I get a piece of this action?" Well, fortunately for you, BL/ind has decided to let Killjoys in on this. Just complete this quiz, post the answers here or note them to me, and send me (~Dracushit10 points. "Whaaat, a fee?" Yes, a fee, we're not going to match you up with the love of your life for free. This is serious stuff. Plus, the proceeds all go to #MCRdeviantClub for affiliating with BL/ind. No need to thank me.

When all of you have sent in your little applications, you'll get a message from me with the name of your true love (and I'll give you their responses, too, so you know it's meant to be.) If you slip in an extra 5 points, I just may be tempted to pair you up with ~FunGhoulio, regardless of your answers. In any case, you have to send in the 10 points to get your pairing. No points, no pairing. All that fan fiction you're planning on writing? Gone.

So are you ready to meet the love of your life? Here are the questions, specially formulated by BL/ind scientists for maximum loviness.

1. If you were a BL/ind pill, you would be:

    a. Room-Clearing Pill (turns your face blue; you lay down and pretend to be dead until unwelcome guests leave)
    b. Anti-Anxiety Pill (replaces frightening thoughts with an image of Korse skipping through a meadow of flowers)
c. "NOOO" Pill (when something traumatic happens, it deepens your voice so you can fall to your knees and scream "NOOOOOOO!")
d. Thug Life Pill (makes every sentence rhyme, as if you were rapping; has no effect on users who are too "white and nerdy")

2. You see [YOUR FAVORITE KILLJOY] trapped in a BL/ind Criminal Pod. Your reaction:

a. Bang your head against the glass until cracks form
b. Pull out a walkie-talkie and say "IT'S GO TIME." Five Killjoys, each holding three big guns, burst through the ceiling and are quickly apprehended by BL/ind staff
c. Cry
d. Ask him to "hook you up" with free medication

3. What is your favorite kind of music?

a. Beeps and blorps, with the occasional "twaaaaaang"
b. Elevator music
c. Smooth jazz
d. Incomprehensible screams

4. What is your ideal Battery City job?

a. Preschool teacher
b. Psychiatrist
c. Grafitti-cleaner
d. Old man who yells at children to get off his yard 

5. What are your plans for the future?

a. Build a happy life in the city
b. Usurp Dr. Death Defying and become new King of the DJs
c. Cry
d. Smoke Dracijuana and drive in circles around a cactus



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