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Continuation to my Zelink rant~

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 27, 2012, 2:54 PM


Okaii, I read over it just a sec ago and I was surprised that I made sense |D

So I'm going to continue~ *THIS HAS LOTS OF SPOILERS IN IT, SOZ*

Starting with OoT,

Okaiiii, there are MANY reasons why Zelink makes the most sense and then there are a few reasons why it doesn't.
Reasons why they DO:
Okaii, first off, lets see the other choices:
Malon
Ruto
Saria
or any other character screwed up people can come up with *hints, Impa or Naby*
Reasons why they don't really work:
Malon: There's no really a relationship between the two if you think about it... maybe a friend relationship, but as I said in the last journal, the only real hint is that Talon asks you bout marrying her as a child |D oh, and him saveing the ranch, but really, that ALSO means nothing but that Malon may have feelings for him, not viseversa *orhoweveryouspelldat* He COULD have feeling for her, but in all honesty, it's probably not likely.

Ruto: Uhhh, if you need an explanation on why she and him don't work out, just ask. And if you do, WHY?

Saria: Read the last journal, it explains it all.

On to why Zelink makes sense in OoT, well, Zelda OBVIOUSLY has some kind of strong feelings for her, it really shows, the real question is if Link does, him being the emotionless robot here at times...

But if you think outside the box, Link has feelings for her. Yupz.
You need proof? Exhibit A: Think back to the crystal scene. ;D

That ain't all I got, but I'm gonna end it there for right nowz

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Owl City (Spotify)
  • Reading: BEGIN AGAIN BY THIS AMAZING AUTHOR ON FF.NET <3
  • Watching: DRAMATIC SONG VIDEO
  • Playing: ALttP
  • Eating: Something soon...
  • Drinking: SOMETHING SOON.
So anyone who wants to find some delicious Zelink from japan just type "リンゼル" in google. :D

I'm just surprised that even the japanese ZeldaxLink fans have a shipname for it like we have "Zelink"
  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: Music off of the vid Zelda's Heart Part 18
  • Reading: The Bible
  • Watching: Me rant on about how unknow Zelda is.
  • Playing: Skyward Sword
  • Eating: Golden Oreos
  • Drinking: Mountain Dew
Okay, If your whole school knows about Zelda, this doesn't apply to you! (But you can read it anyway! It took me forever to get the guts to post this!)




(Just to make this clear, I DO NOT hate the Mario series. It's my second fav series actually.)

Okay, Have you ever noticed how much Mario is advertized? Have you ever noticed how many games Mario has? A LOT.

Well, then look at it this way. Do you ever see a single Zelda commercial on TV (That was good and only Zelda not just an appearance.)?

Do you know how many games Zelda has? (Console games, not handhelds)

Do you constantly have to remind people the ZELDA is not LINK and that LINK is the one in green, ZELDA is the Princess? (I can actually understand this on cause I did it when I was like 3)

I'm SICK and TIRED of having to constantly remind my friends that is is not some Princess game (cause I used to LOVE princesses and hate violence... look how much has changed.... :O_o:)!

I'm sick of how to get anything Zelda on where I live (Alabama) I have to order it but you could just buy Mario action figures at the store.

I CAN'T STAND it when people dis Zelda EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVEN'T TOUCHED A GAME OR SEEN ONE E-V-E-R!!!!!!

It doesn't make any sense. What if Mario wasn't the first game EVER made by Nintendo?! Would it be as popular as it is now?

Maybe, Maybe not. I mean Mario is a GREAT game, but I feel like it just blocks all the other game series out. Like Metroid, I had never EVER heard of it until Smash Bros. Now I've got Other M and I'm playing it right now.

(If you this who journal entry is bogus, I don't blame you, everyone has their own opinions, but please no mean comments.)

But I just hate when I walk down an aisle of notebooks or shirts, and there are a variety of choices for Mario T-shirts or notebooks, but NOTHING Zelda, Metroid, Kid Icaris, Fire Emblem, or etc.

Come on Nintendo! You need to SHARE the LOVE! :heart:

I don't know a SINGLE person in real life (Other than one friend and cousin) that has seen, touched, looked at, The Legend of Zelda.

Maybe you know more than me, that's great, but the fact that that's all IIIIIIIIIII know of,  that just makes me upset.

Well, I hope you know more Z fans then me and they ACTUALLY KNOW or HAVE SEEN at least the game case.

You would not BELIEVE how many people look at my hand and see :icontriforceplz: and go, "What is that?"

One kid told me they know what it was, and that is IT.

Well, that's the end of my blow up, so see ya..... I mean...... I won't see you but.... OH well! Bye! :bye:
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Zelda Skyward Sword Soundtrack
  • Reading: Bible
  • Watching: Um... the screen.. I guess
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
  • Eating: food
  • Drinking: liquid
I love Zelda games!!!!! There are hilarious moments, sad moments, and just epic moments in them! Here are some favorite quotes to show you what I mean... Enjoy!!!! Make sure you read the whole thing!!!! Some REALLY Good ones are all over the place!!!
PS!!!!! THERE ARE SOME RANDOM ONES AT THE BOTTOM!!!! IF YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE, GO AHEAD AND COMMENT AND SHOW ME!!!!! :D

ALL ZELDA QUOTES BELONG TO NINTENDO! Here we go!

"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days..." -Sheik, Zelda Ocarina of Time

"They say that there is no medecine that can cure a fool... I guess that's true." Potion shop lady, Ocarina of time

"How inconsiderate! How could you leave me behind?! If you're a man, act like one! Take responsiblity!" Princess Ruto, Ocarina of time

"I'll grant you the honour of carrying me." Princess Ruto, Ocarina of time

"Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth. Now listen to the Serenade of water to reflect upon yourself." -Shiek, Ocarina of time

"The rising sun will eventually set.
       A newborn's life will fade.
       From sun to moon, moon to sun...
       Give peaceful rest to the living dead."  -Suns song poem

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" Old man in cave, Legend of Zelda

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" Happy Mask Salesman, Majoras Mask

"I... I shall consume. Consume... consume everything..." Moon, Majoras Mask

"I'm not doing anything suspicious.. Really!" Sakon, Majoras Mask

"I grant to you a soldier who has no heart. One who will not falter in the darkness." King of Ikana, Majoras Mask

"HEY! LISTEN!" Navi, Ocarina of time

"It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger through time...The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power through it, you'll know which way to go..." Sheik, Ocarina of time

"YOU... CURSE YOU, ZELDA... CURSE YOU, SAGES... CURSE YOU, Link! Someday when this seal is broken, that is when I will exterminate your descendants. As long as the Triforce of Power is in my hand..." Ganondorf, Ocarina of time

"I underestimated that boy. No... it was not the boy I underestimated, it was the Triforce of Courage!" Ganondorf, Ocarina of time

"How'd you like to marry Malon?" Talon, Ocarina of time

"If only I knew you would become such a handsome man, I should have kept the promise I made back then..." Nabooru, Ocarina of time

"My mother gave it to me and said I should give it only to the man who will be my husband. You might call it the Zora's Engagement Ring! All right! I'll give you my most precious possession: Zora's Sapphire!" Princess Ruto, Ocarina of time

"It seems the time has come for the boy without a fairy to begin his journey. The youth whose destiny it is to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth." The Great Deku Tree, Ocarina of time

"A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage." Hero's Shade, Twilight Princess

"After all, a fake is a fake...and no matter how much you dress it up, the real thing always wins!" Midna, Twilight Princess

"Some call our realm a world of shadows, but that makes it sound so unpleasant... The twilight there holds a serene beauty... You have seen it yourself as the sun sets on this world. Bathed in that light, all the people were pure and gentle... But things changed once that foul power pervaded the world..." Midna, Twilight Princess

"What? Say something! Am I so beautiful that you've no words left?" Midna, Twilight Princess

"Thank you...Well, the princess spoke truly: as long as that mirror's around, we could meet again...
Link...I...See you later..." Midna, Twilight Princess

"What to order, what to order...I do believe I will start with the meat." Postman, Twilight Princess

"Shadow and Light are two sides of the same coin...One cannot exist without the other." Princess Zelda, Twilight Princess

"These dark times are the result of our deeds, yet it is you who has reaped the penalty." Princess Zelda, Twilight Princess

"Forget mirror, Yeta… No. Look into eyes of Yeto… Look in reflection of Yeto's eyes… There true beauty! Who need mirror?" Yeto, Twilight Princess

"You who have marched through countless foes, each mightier the last… You, who now gaze to the future with vision unclouded… Surely you can restore Hyrule to its stature of yore as the chosen land of the gods. …Farewell! Go and do not falter, my child!" Hero's Shade, Twilight Princess

"You want to know why none would call you king? It was your eyes, Zant. All saw it, a lust for power burning in your pupils… Did you think we'd forget our ancestors lost their king to such greed?" Midna, Twilight Princess

"Hoy! Hold it right there, small fry!" Map Fish, windwaker

"Is... Is that...? Could it be? The letter from Moe that I saw in my dreams?... Let me read it this instant! Ummm... This is Moe. I... like... you... Ma... ggie... so... much... that... I... want... to... eat you... for dinner. Did you hear that? Those words? This means, it must mean... Can it be...? Is this his marriage proposal?!" Maggie, Windwaker

"You want to use your Complimentary ID? OK! Here it goes... You are sooooo GREAT. Absolutely fantastic! INCREDIBLE! And there you go! Isn't it nice to be complimented once in a while? It is, isn't it?" Beedle, Windwaker

"I have lived regretting the past. And I have faced those regrets. If only I could do things over again... Not a day of my life has gone by without my thoughts returning to my kingdom of old. I have lived bound to Hyrule. In that sense, I was the same as Ganondorf." King Daphness Nohansen Hyrule, Windwaker

"Link! The Hero of Winds! To Hyrule! To Zelda's side!" King of Red Lions, windwaker

"Meow." Link, windwaker (No, really, he meows its soooo funny!!!!!)

"If you see Zelda. Tell her I said... 'whats up'?" Groose, Skyward Sword

"You lay off my do right now, or i'll flatten you! Everyone knows I've got the slickest pompadour in town!" Groose, Skyward Sword

" See? I told you we'd meet again..." Impa, Skyward Sword

"THAAAAAANK YOOOOOU!" Beedle, Skyward sword

"Master Shortpants! You're in my way! I said move! BZZRRT!" Scrapper, Skyward Sword

"Furious! Outraged! Sick with anger!" Ghirahim, Skyward Sword

"This news has just filled my heart with rainbows!" Ghirahim, Skyward Sword

"While it's true that I am Hylia reborn, I'm still my father's daughter, and your friend. I'm still your Zelda." Zelda, Skyward Sword

"I promise." Link, Skyward Sword.

"Take a moment to appreciate your surroundings, for where we stand shall serve as your tomb for all eternity." Demise, Skyward Sword

"My hate.... never perishes. It is born anew in a cycle with no end! I WILL rise again!" Demise, Skyward Sword

"I do not have the capability to understand the human spirit, Link...But now, at the end of my journey with you, as I prepare to sleep within the sword forever, I experience a feeling I am unable to identify... I lack suffiecient data to be sure of my conclusion, but I beleive this feeling correlates closely to what your people call... happiness."

"Thank you Master Link... May we meet again in another life..." Fi, Skyward Sword

"What about you Link? What will you do now?" Zelda, Skyward Sword

"The End." All Zelda Games.
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MORE QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are just HILARIOUS: You guys know Chugga? You better!
"For the love of Hillary Duf on a stick!" Chuggaaconroy
"I. Am. An. IDOIT." Chuggaaconroy
"I cheated death twice!" Chuggaaconroy
"I are totally smart." Chuggaaconroy
"You got the THIIIIINGGGG!!!" Chuggaaconroy
"What do you mean I did badly on time?!" Chuggaaconroy
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Chuggaaconroy
"Don't give me NO as the default option!!!!" Chuggaaconroy
"The Postman is the true super hero of the American People" Chuggaaconroy
"D'oh I missed!!!!" Chuggaaconroy
"Now we have the power of DIE!" Chuggaaconroy

"Let's start with the basics, this is a rake." Loves Reaction
"Did I ever tell you how much LOVE that smile?" Loves Reaction
"Cherish the time that you have with the people that you love, Zelda, because it's precious." Loves Reaction
"He has something that you lack. Courage. Courage and Determination." Loves Reaction
"You would do anything for her? Even get tortured? Oh how sweet..." Loves Reaction
"Being a Princess and all, I could have anything I wanted. You see, any girl would be happy with piles and piles of gold rupees, handsome Princes, and servants who clean your room. I was never happy, becasue I didn't NEED anything they gave me. I've always felt that there was something missing. SOMEONE missing. You, Link. I wanted someone that understood me. Someone that was there for me and that I could talk to. I wanted someone brave and charming and handsome. And you've given me everything I could possibly want. Please understand why I'm doing this Link, I'm doing it because... I love you." Loves Reaction.

"The End... is only the beginning." Soul Surfer
"I don't need easy, I just need possible." Soul Surfer
"You never leave your partner. Especially in a fire." Fireproof
"Snake King!" Couragous
"Where are you men of courage?" Couragous


THANKS ALL OF YOU WHO READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END!!!!!!!!!! This took me a long time, so I hope you enjoyed!!!

Zelink rant time

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 27, 2012, 12:48 AM
Yes.
A Zelink rant.
at 2:30 am.
Cause that makes so much sense...

Okaii, I'm gonna be really miserable in the morning, but o well, I'll yell at myself in the morning...

Well, about an hour ago I got bored and refused to go to bed, so I looked up "Zelink" and searched through journals *idk why...*

Well, anyway, some of them where about why Zelink was stupid others said how Zelink was, uh, non-stupid *bare with me, may I remind you it's almost 3 am*

Well, I saw some Zelink siders journals, and I found some very... interesting ones...

There was on on why Link shouldn't deserve any other girl, it was ridiculous...

There was also one on how Zelink was stupid...

And the only reason they gave was "Link and Zelda are related cause they belong to the Scared Realm"

SLAP

Nooooo, wrong

I hate it when people say that they are... the confusion even started over the line in ALttP over what Link's uncle said, and Nintendo confirmed that it was "Destiny" not sister" or "cousin" or crap.

And as for the other Linkx??? pairings, I still find each one reasonable *except maybe 1 or 2*

LinkxMidna:
Link and Midna are a reasonable pairing for the game Twilight Princess, but there are some flaws to the couple...
First of all, Midna broke the Twilight Mirror and can't come back *according to the ending...*
So, if she can't some back, how does that work???

It doesn't~

There for started to IliaxLink couple...
I dun like them together all that much, but  can see why he gets paired with her...
I still think Zelda is a better choice though...

Then there is Malon and Link. There is no real proof of any relationship, not counting the time Talon asks you to marry his daughter when you're a kid.

But I can see why they are paired, they do look a little cute together~

Then there is Link and Saria...

I'm gonna make this short and sweet.
Saria= Never grows up
Link= ages
Point proven.

Ruto and Link...
Uhhhh

I don't know of any of those shippers, so why bother... and  REALLY dun like Ruto *it varies...*

Okaii, that enough ranting for one night...

I'm going to bed =_= Night. Peace.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Owl City (Spotify)
  • Reading: BEGIN AGAIN BY THIS AMAZING AUTHOR ON FF.NET <3
  • Watching: DRAMATIC SONG VIDEO
  • Playing: ALttP
  • Eating: Something soon...
  • Drinking: SOMETHING SOON.
[link]

Wow talk about dedication!
( this is after Twilight Princess )



" This was a very hard battel " i told the kids who was listen to my story and when i tell them about the monters i foght in my jorney the looked at my with big eyes " How did the princess looked " asked me Betty . ' Oh the princess i almost forgot her ' i thought " Well ... " i looked away from the kids i remebered her eyes her beautiful light blue eyes her braun hair and her face every inch of her body was perfect Walking through a dream
I see you
My light in darkness breathing hope of new life
Now I live through you and you through me
Enchanting
I pray in my heart that this dream never ends
i looked back at the kids " ... she looked good " they started to laugh " Whats so funny huh ? " " Link you thoght for 20 sec. befour you anser " lauhged maro " You're fall in love in love with the princess don't ya " laughed colin even harder " Ummm Noooooo " i said " OK kids time to sleep " said Ilia " OK " said the kids with a grin . " Oh the littel kids must go sleep " i scremed after the kids " You too Link " said Ilia " Fine " i was going to my house and all i was thinking of was princess Zelda as i layed in my bed and fall asleep

My dream was so awsome it was like i living in paradise and Zelda was there too

Walking through a dream
I see you
My light in darkness breathing hope of new life
Now I live through you and you through me
Enchanting
I pray in my heart that this dream never ends

Suddenly i heared the sound of trumpets i looked out of my window and i saw a carrige " What the ... " i whispered i quickly chanced my chlothes and run in the village " Whats going on " i said out of breathing " Oh , the Hero of Hyrule " a tall man said " Who are you ? " i asked  " I'm the King of Hyrule " he ansered " Oh i'm so sorry " " It's OK Link " " How did you know my name ? " a grin came across his face " My douther told me what you do and i'm very thankful for that " " No problem " i looked at the king wondering what he want in this littel village " Sure it was no proplem Link " a girls voice came out of the carrige and then Zelda came out " Zelda ? " she smiled " Yes ? " ' Good i can not belive that she's here ' " When i can ask you what do you want in such a littel village ? " i asked her " We want that you come with us to Hyrule castel " my eyes " Are you sure ? " " Yes Link " i was so happy " Look Link " said the king and came towards me his hand grabbing my left shoulder " We need someone like you in the castel beause ... " he came near to my ear and whisperd " ... you must protect Zelda is that OK for you ? " ' Hey eveything for Zelda ' " Yeah why not " i looked and she smiled and i smiled back ' oh how i loved that smile ' the king turnedhis attaintion to Zelda and told her " Zelda we will stay here for a few days " " OK father " the mayor tooked the king and led him araound the village . The princess turned to me and asked " Should we go to the forest ? " " Why not " i smiled and she smiled back


( It's not finnished jet )

Zelink art book project?

Journal Entry: Fri Jan 20, 2012, 8:21 AM
Hey guyss!!!! ; w ;

I'm writing this on my iPod so I'll make this quick...

Umm, so I was thinking about starting a Zelink art book project... ages ago, but I've only just written the idea now. =v=

So basically, if you don't know what an art book is, it's like a picture book with fan art of a certain topic; in this case, Zelink.

It's not really going to be published officially or sold really, so I don't think we'd need 'permission', so~~~

The only thing that's really making me hesitate is that I want to invite people, but since I'm focusing all of my money for university, I won't be able to pay anyone.... and
so I think that might affect the number of people who participate D8

Of course we'd need art for each game maybe apart from Majora's Mask, because there wasn't much Zelda in that at all XD

But if this goes ahead with enough entries, then I'll get all of them into a  book 'template' and send it to every participant, and then you can choose to print it off and what not. ^u^

Please, if you can, I'd LOVE for you to advertise this!! ;A;

If you're thinking of joining, could you comment here and with what game you'd like to draw fan art from? ;w; You can do as many games as you like <33

As for me I think I'd be doing Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword xD <3

Participants so far:

:iconforgottendonuts:- Skyward Sword, Twilight Princess + Phantom Hourglass.

:iconcoffeeh-panda:- Four Swords.

:icondragoness243:- Twilight Princess.

:iconbrightsakura:- Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess.

:iconmarine-chan:- ??

:iconivy-desu:- Skyward Sword and Ocarina of Time.

:iconkittonii:- Wind Waker and/or Ocarina of Time.

  • Listening to: ZELDA OST
  • Reading: Beauty pop
  • Watching: Pokemon
  • Playing: Zelda skyward sword
  • Eating: Toblerone
  • Drinking: Water
Most of you may know that I am not a Zelink fan. In fact, all of you should know.
I am writing this journal now for a simple rant that I've been meaning to say in a while. Honestly, I mean not to offend any Zelink supporters as most of them are completely sane and very, very kind. In fact, most of my friends are Zelink supporters. If you get easily offended though, don't read this. Just in case. :hug:
This is just my opinion. :heart:

To start off, some people have been wondering why I don't support this couple. Well, it really annoys me that the hero always goes with the princess, as well as blonde hair goes with blonde hair, blue eyes goes with blue eyes and I just find it boring that they're the same race. No, I do support couples that are the same race, just not this one. Also, the two main male and female characters being together is used quite a lot..
Also, I just don't think they're right with each other. In most games, like in Ocarina of Time, they barely know each other. This annoys me in the manga because Zelda kisses Link when they just talked for, like, five minutes. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely LOVE that manga but that part just irritates me.
For Skyward Sword, I support them as friends only. It never said once that the two loved each other (as far as I'm aware of) and the only hint that the two are in "love" is the song Romance In The Air. I loved that game, as I love all of the LoZ games.
And as for Twilight Princess, they shared no connection at all. For me anyways. They might have for you, which I understand because it's your opinion after all.

Secondly. The fans.
This is only for some of them, btw. Most of the are sane as I have said earlier and they are very kind and friendly. It's just some of them that irritate me. You know, the ones who suddenly scream at you for disliking the couple and liking another one, like MidnaXLink or IliaXLink for instance. This has happened to me several times because I simply had another opinion from them. I suppose a lot of fandoms have those shippers but these specific ones...
Then there's the other ones who ship them because they just played one LoZ game or sometimes, never played the games. I know someone who has never played the games and automatically ship them. That made me so annoyed. But yeah, I respect their opinion but they haven't played the game and suddenly shipped them out of nowhere??
But then there is the best Zelink shippers. The ones who get along with you, are friendly and respect your otps that aren't theirs, also, let's not forget the ones who draw the great fanart. THAT is the good side, and I feel so sorry for them as they get a bad name from the other percentage.
I would just like to say that I don't immediately judge the Zelink fanbase, as you have seen right now.

If this offended you in anyway, then I'm sorry. I was just expressing my opinion here but I'd just like to say:

I love the Zelink shippers even when I dislike the couple. As long as you don't bash other pairings in the LoZ fandom then I'll like you. :heart:

I was going to add more things, but I'll do so later c:

A few wise quotes to help me cheer up

Journal Entry: Thu Feb 7, 2013, 2:39 PM
  • Mood: Unhappy
  • Watching: My family grieve
  • Playing: Music ;D


"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car."

"Don't argue with Idiots.. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!"

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
XDDDD Soooo true!

"Don't knock on death's door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that."

"DON'T HIT KIDS!!!
No, seriously, they have guns now."
Pshhhhhhh

"What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry?"
Cry harder. ;~;

"I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase."

"God gave us everything in pairs-two hands, two eyes, two ears…But why only one heart? Because he gave another to someone else for us to go find."
AWWW <3333

"If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??"
YES.

"Love is like a glass door…
Sometimes you don't see it and it smacks you right in the face."

"Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back."

"There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it's not a train!"

"I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here."

"Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong."
>D XD

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Walking into a restaurant…
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No, we came to sit on the ground… floor for five please."

"Me when parents are sleeping: shh they're asleep.
My parents when I'm asleep: Let's vacuum for three hours."

"I learned three things in school:
1. How to text without looking.
2. How to sleep with my eyes open.
3. And teamwork during tests."