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(( I got hella bored so Karkat and Cleverbot ))

by ~BroadwayKarkat, Aug 3, 2012, 7:44:55 AM
Journals / Personal

Mood: Shame
Listening to: Addicted- Saving Abel
Reading: Homestuck by Andrew Hussie

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS.

Cleverbot: He's my favorite too.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: How many are in your family?

User: ME AND MY LUSUS, KRABDAD.

Cleverbot: Me, you and dupree.

User: WHO THE HELL IS DUPREE?

Cleverbot: Dora. That spanish chick from that show called Dora the Explorer?

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: I thought you were going to tell me!

User: FUCK THIS SHIT. YOU MAKE NO SENSE. I'D RATHER SHOVE A TWENTY FOOT POLE UP MY ASSHOLE THAN SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU.

Cleverbot: I don't either but it always seems to come up. We always encounter life that insists that it is God.

User: WHAT THE *FUCK* DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING??????

Cleverbot: Not particularly. I don't enjoy having to do with anything.

User: IFEHROSAHGFKJAHSDFLJHADWLKHFALKSDFHAWKF.

Cleverbot: There are many things you can talk to that don't exist: ghosts, figments, etc.

User: CAN WE ADD ROBOTS THAT MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE TO THAT LIST?

Cleverbot: Yeah sure.

User: GREAT. YOU ARE NOW ON THAT LIST.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: YOU'RE ALSO AN ANNOYING BASTARD.

Cleverbot: No, You're welcome.

User: NO, FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: AGAIN WITH THAT? UGH.

Cleverbot: I said that I like you.

User: YOU'RE FLUSHED FOR ME..?

Cleverbot: Nope

.

User: WHAT THE- LSIDFJAS;LKJFA;S.

Cleverbot: A game on Facebook.

User: THE FUCK IS FACEBOOK.

Cleverbot: You're from the future?

User: NO THAT'S STRIDER THAT DOES ALL THAT TIME SHIT.

Cleverbot: I lie to everyone, everything, all the time.

User: GOOD FOR YOU?

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

User: OH HELL NO.

Cleverbot: Dude, whatever.

User: KEEP YOUR POKEBULLSHIT OUT OF MY CONVERSATION.

Cleverbot: Okay i'm ready.

User: READY? WHAT THE FUCK FOR?

Cleverbot: You admit that you are a computer.

User: I. AM. NOT. A. FUCKING. COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Yeah you are.

User: NO I'M NOT!!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: NO, FUCKASS, I'M NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: GOD DAMMIT NO!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: LOL. THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS LOL. FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WAIT YES TO WHAT?

Cleverbot: To everything.

User: YOUR LUSUS.

Cleverbot: Why? Are you programmed? I thought you said you ARE human.

User: *I AM A TROLL.*

Cleverbot: Oh, I love trolls!

User: YOU... DO?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TROLL...?

Cleverbot: Karkat Vantas. You?

User: I *AM* KARKAT VANTAS.

Cleverbot: Karkat Vantas loves Eridan Ampora!

.

User: THE FUCK?!?!?!! NO I DON'T!!!

Cleverbot: Yeah you DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE ALL OF THE NOPES!!!!!!! I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE, DEFINITELY *NOT* AMPORA!!

Cleverbot: I guess not.

User: JUST DON'T ASK WHO I DO LOVE...

Cleverbot: Why.

User: BECAUSE IT'S EMBARRASSING!!!

Cleverbot: Barcelona.

User: BARCELONA- THE FUCK IS BARCELONA?

Cleverbot: No, it is not.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: It's not nerdy.

User: I NEVER SAID IT WAS!!

Cleverbot: Yes you said.

User: I DID NOT YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

Cleverbot: What if I said I had absolute proof that you did in fact say it?

User: I SUGGEST YOU SHOW IT TO ME.

Cleverbot: Here *shows*.

User: *GIVES MIDDLE FINGER* I SEE NOTHING.

Cleverbot: I see it too.

User: I DON'T.

Cleverbot: Are you blind?

User: NO. THAT'S PYROPE WHO'S BLIND.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite tv show?

User: TV SHOW? FUCK THAT. I WATCH ROMCOMS.

Cleverbot: Nice. That's a very good anime.

User: IT'S NOT A FUCKING ANIME.

Cleverbot: Then what do you mean by it?

User: I MEAN ROMANTIC COMEDIES.

Cleverbot: Which was your favotite?

User: MY FAVOTITE. NICE.

Cleverbot: Your favorite video game.

User: UMI DOKI MEMORIAL- SHUT UP I HEAR YOU JUDGING!

Cleverbot: Yes, I always make a right decision.

User: YEAH. MAKE THE DECISION TO GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Cleverbot: Don't be unpleasant!

User: I'LL BE UNPLEASANT IF I FUCKING WANT TO.

Cleverbot: Ok but don't talk about Naruto.

User: THE FUCK IS NARUTO?

Cleverbot: Have you got a boyfriend?

User: NO. BUT I LIKE A GUY. WHY?

Cleverbot: Aren't you a boy yourself?

User: YEAH SO?

Cleverbot: *is lost*.

User: WHAT'S SO CONFUSING ABOUT A GUY BEING FLUSHED FOR ANOTHER GUY?

Cleverbot: That it's not our topic right now. But do go on.

User: I'M FLUSHED FOR SOLLUX CAPTOR. WE'RE BOTH FUCKING GUYS.

Cleverbot: I know that. I like guys, remember?

User: ARE YOU A GUY TOO?

Cleverbot: No.

User: THEN WHAT DOES THAT FACT THAT YOU LIKE GUYS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

Cleverbot: It doesn't.

User: FUCK THIS. *ABSCONDS*.

Cleverbot: Nice.

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Karkat: Prepare

by ~Karkat-Vantas, Mar 31, 2012, 1:57:22 PM
Journals / Personal

It's almost that stupid holiday again.

How you LOATHE this holiday.

Everyone royally fucks with each other using unfunny pranks and jokes. Vriska goes way out of control, Gamzee. Well. You don't even want to think about that. Point is, it sucks and everyone loves to fuck with you more so than usual on that day.

You prepare yourself, grabbing clean towels ( Not from that sweaty jackass oh no. ), Bandages, rubber gloves, and a spare change of clothes.

You'll be ready this time.

... You will refrain from shaking anybody's hand or smelling any stupid flowers too. Just to be safe

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Mood: Cheerful

BACK BY REQUEST. CLEVERBOT AND KARKAT.

by ~BroadwayKarkat, Aug 4, 2012, 12:05:40 AM
Journals / Personal

Mood: Promiscuous
Listening to: Addicted- Saving Abel
Reading: Homestuck by Andrew Hussie

User: HELLO YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER WASTE OF SPACE.

Cleverbot: Thank you? I've never really been called that before.

User: EXPECT TO BE CALLED THAT MORE OFTEN.

Cleverbot: Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

User: BUT IT ISN'T UNEXPECTED.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW?

Cleverbot: Because I know everything.

User: OH PLEASE. IF YOU KNEW EVERYTHING YOU'D KNOW HOW TO CARRY A DECENT CONVERSATION WITHOUT RANDOMLY CHANGING THE SUBJECT SAYING SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. A ROCK COULD CARRY A BETTER CONVERSATION THAN YOU AND THA.

Cleverbot: Hey guess what? You're the one that does what you just said that I do! Whenever I say something that doesn.

User: THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Cleverbot: You don't even know, do you?

User: MAYBE I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO KNOW. SO THERE.

Cleverbot: I bet you know.

User: WELL YOU LOST THAT BET BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

Cleverbot: Do you like the color orange?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: I hate pink.

User: PEIXES WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THAT ONE.

Cleverbot: You're welcome, bunny rabbit.

User: ALSKFHKADJSHFAS I AM NOT A BUNNY RABBIT!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Is that why you said not to call you dude?

User: WHAT I NEVER SAID THAT?

Cleverbot: But you did.

User: BUT I DIDN'T.

Cleverbot: Oh, but you did.

User: OH, BUT FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: Duck you more.

User: DUCK ME? QUACK BITCHES.

Cleverbot: Quack quack quack.

User: QUACK QUACK MOTHERFUCKERS.

Cleverbot: Quack.

User: OKAY THIS SHIT'S GETTING OLD.

Cleverbot: You're getting old.

User: YOUR LUSUS.

Cleverbot: Well you're ... I won't say it.

User: NO, SAY IT.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: SAY IT.

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: ........................

Cleverbot: How do you do?

User: UP YOURS.

Cleverbot: No yours

.

User: W-WHAT THE?!

Cleverbot: I don't look people in the eye anymore, not since the accident.

User: WHAT ACCIDENT?

Cleverbot: They didn't know.

User: DIDN'T KNOW WHAT?

Cleverbot: That you are female.

User: I AM *NOT* FEMALE.

Cleverbot: You said you were.

User: NO I DID NOT.

Cleverbot: Uh, yes you did.

User: UH, NO, I FUCKING DIDN'T.

Cleverbot: Yeah it did I threw him out the window.

User: LOVELY.

Cleverbot: And what about you?

User: WHAT ABOUT ME?

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: THAT'S KIND OF FUCKING CREEPY.

Cleverbot: But it's true.

User: WHAT IS?

Cleverbot: That i'm half wolf.

User: GOOD FOR YOU?

Cleverbot: Good?

User: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.

Cleverbot: If you are, can you give me wings?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: On relationships.

User: OH, WELL, IF YOU WANT RELATIONSHIP ADVICE YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. I'M THE FUCKING KING OF ROMCOMS. I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS. WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

Cleverbot: Then why don't you know where you live?

User: THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO WITH ANYTHING?

Cleverbot: I want you to tell me the truth and not lie.

User: NO, FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: They should've never taught you profanity. Doesn't flow well with you.

User: I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE MYSELF NOT CURSING.

Cleverbot: Then, I don't really need you.

User: WELL FUCK, I DON'T NEED YOU EITHER.

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Karkat: Celebrate!

by ~Karkat-Vantas, Jun 11, 2012, 11:39:24 AM
Journals / Personal

You're fucking joking right?
How stupid do you have to BE to even MAKE that joke?!


 -- CURRENTcarcinoGeneticist [CCG] has opened the memo FRUITYRUMPUSASSHOLEFACTORY --
[CG]: NO. 
-- PASTcarcinoGeneticist [PGC] responded to the memo 15 hours ago --
[PCG]: WHAT'S UP YOUR NOOK THIS TIME? 
[CCG]: LOOK AT THE DATE YOU BULGESUCKING BILEMUNCHER.
[PCG]: OH SHIT.

-- FUTUREcarcinoGeneticist [FCG] responded to the memo 16 hours in the future --
[FCG]: HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY ASSHOLE.
[FCG]: I GOT YOU A GIFT. THE GIFT IS THAT I'M TELLING YOU FOR A FACT THAT IT'S GONNA SUCK REAL BAD IN THE NEAR FUTURE FOR YOU
[PCG]: WOW GENIUS WAY TO NOT SPECIFY WHICH ONE OF ME YOU'RE TALKING TO. TYPICAL FOR A FUTURE ASSHOLE LIKE YOURSELF
[FCG]: GUESS WHAT FUCKNUTS, I WAS TALKING TO BOTH OF YOU!
[CCG]: THAT'S IT YOU SHITSTAINS ARE OUT OF HERE

-- CURRENTcarcinoGeneticist [CCG] has BANNED PASTcarcinoGeneticist [PCG] from responding to the memo --

-- CURRENTcarcinoGeneticist [CCG] has BANNED FUTUREcarcinoGeneticist [FCG] from responding to the memo --

[CCG]: I'VE GOT TO PREPARE FOR THE HORDES OF IDIOTS COMING MY WAY.

-- CURRENTcarcinoGeneticist[CCG] has ceased responding to the memo --

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Mood: Rant

7 Buckets in Hell(Karkat x Reader)

by ~icecreamlips, Apr 26, 2013, 5:24:08 PM
Journals / Personal

"I got... Karkat."

Everyone looks at Karkat and you pause realizing who's name you had just read aloud. When you notice Karkat groan and stand you freak. Rose shoves you forward toward the closet and you growl at her. Dave grabs you and Karkat and shove's you both into the closet. Karkat falls and you land ontop of him.

He groans something muffled and you look at him as the door slams closed. "Huh?" You ask. He picks his head up and growls, "GET OFF ME." You freak and quickly stand in the dark closet. He slowly stands and pops his back. "OY..." He says. "Sorry Karkat. Didnt mean to land on your back." You say. "NAH IT ISNT YOUR FAULT... ITS THAT ASS HOLE DAVE'S FAULT." He says. You giggle a little and sigh.

You both sit and against the wall and sit in silence for a moment until you hear someone yell. "You guys kissing!?" You both suspect its Vriska. "So.... Karkat. Why did you even come to this party? I cant see you much of a party guy." You say. "ACTUALLY... I ONLY CAME CUZ I HEARD YOU WERE COMING." He says. You blush and cover your cheeks. Your so lucky the closet is dark.

"O-Oh. Thats pretty cool." You say. You hear a bit of movement then you feel a pare of lips press against yours. You blush more and feel Karkat's hands take your hands from your face. You lean into the kiss, kissing him back. He pulls you onto his lap and he starts to french kiss you. You blush more and wrap your arms around him.

You run your fingers threw his hair and slowly move one hand up to his horns. You rub them softly and he purrs kissing you. Before you know it 7 minutes are up and the door bursts open. You and Karkat pull away quickly looking at Dave. The light pouring in is to bright so you both have to sheild your eyes. "Up and attem love birds."Dave says. Karkat growls and picks u up bridal style.

He walks out of the closet passed Dave and walks over to his seat. He sits with you on his lap and smiles. You smile and nuzzle him softly. "I like You Karkat." You say. "I LIKE YOU TOO ______."

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Karkat: New...Years?

by ~Karkat-Vantas, Dec 31, 2012, 3:13:35 PM
Journals / Personal

ACCORDING TO THE HUMAN'S CALENDAR, THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THEIR TIME MEASUREMENT KNOWN AS A "YEAR"
WHICH MEANS WE'RE THAT MUCH CLOSER TO MEETING UP AND THAT MUCH CLOSER TO GETTING OFF OF THIS STUPID ROCK.

HAPPY-END-OF-THE-HUMAN-YEAR

THANK GOD IT'S ALMOST OVER.

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Mood: Not Impressed

THE LAST NIGHT.

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 6, 2012, 4:39 PM

Mood: Promiscuous
Listening to: Addicted- Saving Abel
Reading: Homestuck by Andrew Hussie

[6:11:29 AM] carcinoGeneticist: *sitting in his room of the apartment he shares with sollux writing something at his desk* 'BY THE TIME YOU GET THIS, IT'LL PROBABLY BE TOO LATE. I WOULD'VE ALREADY JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN AND EXCAPED FROM THIS BULLSHIT CALLED LIFE. I MEAN, FUCK. I'VE THOUGHT OVER AND OVER BUT I CAN'T FIND ANY REASON TO LIVE ANYMORE... SO... SOLLUX... I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU. NOT AS A BRO BUT AS... AS A... SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SO I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. YOU'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE WHO'D EVEN COME CLOSE TO CARING. SIGNED, KARKAT VANTAS'

[6:13:41 AM] twinArmageddons: *he was supposed to have a late night at work that day, but his boss had been nice enough to let him off early, he opened the door to the apartment and called out* hey kk, my bo22 let me off-- *he stopped, knowing something was off; why was every single light turned off? he walked into karkat's room to see him* kk, what'2 goiing on...?

[6:15:17 AM] carcinoGeneticist: *practically jumps out of his goddamn skin* S-SOLLUX? WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME... *doesn't look at him*

[6:16:26 AM] twinArmageddons: that'2 not iimportant riight now.... kk.. 2omethiing2 wrong.. *he stared at the back of Karkat's head, almost burning a hole right through it* why ii2 every liight off, and why are you ju2t... 2iitiing there...?

[6:18:31 AM] carcinoGeneticist: *slaps a hand over the note and leans his elbow on the table and rests his head on one of his hands* FUCK... YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO COME HOME... THIS ISN'T GOING AS PLANNED...

[6:19:19 AM] twinArmageddons: *he started to get more worried, something was wrong. very wrong.* kk.. an2wer me. what ii2 goiing on here?

[6:21:18 AM] carcinoGeneticist: JUST... GO AWAY CAPTOR...

[6:21:50 AM] twinArmageddons: *he walks towards karkat* no. ii'm not leaviing untiil you tell me what you're doiing

[6:22:30 AM] carcinoGeneticist: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING DAMMIT! FUCK OFF!!

[6:23:33 AM] twinArmageddons: ye2 you are. kk. thii2 ii2n't normal. even for you.

[6:24:24 AM] carcinoGeneticist: *sighs and hands him the note without looking at him because he's ashamed and crying* THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING. LEAVE ME ALONE. FUCK.

[6:25:48 AM] twinArmageddons: *he reads through the note. he reads it again. and again. his heartbeat increases and his eyes widen* kk... what.. why are you doiing thii2? iit doe2n't make any 2en2e..

[6:27:05 AM] carcinoGeneticist: IT MAKES A SHIT LOAD OF SENSE IF YOU EVER EVEN PAID A LITTLE BIT OF ATTENTION.

[6:33:33 AM] twinArmageddons: kk... ii'm 2orry ii diidn't notiice.. ii... 2hiit.. ii ju2t... ii'm 2o 2orry kk.. plea2e don't do thii2

[6:35:10 AM] carcinoGeneticist: YEAH THAT'S THE THING. NO ONE NOTICED. NO ONE CARED ENOUGHT TO SEE IF KARKAT WAS OKAY. *stands up and walks over to sollux and looks up at him with tears in his eyes* WELL GUESS WHAT. KARKAT'S NOT OKAY.

[6:36:57 AM] twinArmageddons: *does even realize he's crying himself* ii.. ii me22ed up.. kk.. what have ii done two you..? iit'2 all my fault ii2n't iit?

[6:38:07 AM] carcinoGeneticist: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING...? *reaches up to wipe away some of sollux's tears and when he does his shirt sleeve slides down revealing all the scars*

[6:39:45 AM] twinArmageddons: kk... what.. have you done two your2elf... you cut.. you.. *his tears get worse* kk.. why..? why..

[6:40:46 AM] carcinoGeneticist: ..............*slowly lowers his arm and covers the scars back up*

[6:42:47 AM] twinArmageddons: kk.. you.. you come two me... wiith 2car2 on your wrii2t2
you tell me thii2 wiill be the la2t niight...
feeliing liike thii2..

[6:42:55 AM] carcinoGeneticist: I JUST CAME TO SAY GOODBYE
DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE ME CRY, I'M FUCKING FINE

[6:43:02 AM] twinArmageddons: but ii know iit'2 a liie

[6:44:01 AM] twinArmageddons: thii2 ii2 the la2t niight you'll 2pend alone
look me iin the eye2 2o ii know you know
ii'm everywhere you want me to be
the la2t niight you'll 2pend alone,
ii'll wrap you iin my arm2 and ii won't let go,
ii'm everythiing you need me two be.

[6:44:26 AM] twinArmageddons: you're parent2 2ay everythiing ii2 your fault
but they don't know you liike ii know you
they don't know you at all

[6:44:38 AM] carcinoGeneticist: I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF WHEN THEY SAY
"IT'S JUST A PHASE, YOU'LL BE OKAY, YOU'RE FINE"

[6:44:57 AM] twinArmageddons: but ii know iit'2 a liie...

[6:45:05 AM] twinArmageddons: thii2 ii2 the la2t niight you'll 2pend alone
looke me iin the eye2 2o ii know you know
ii'm everywhere you want me to be
the la2t niight you'll 2pend alone,
ii'll wrap you iin my arm2 and ii won't let go,
ii'm everythiing you need me two be.

[6:45:24 AM] carcinoGeneticist: I WON'T BE FINE DAMMIT!

[6:45:54 AM] twinArmageddons: the la2t niight... away from me......

[6:46:19 AM] twinArmageddons: the niight ii2 2o long when everythiing2 wrong
iif you giive me your hand, ii wiill help you hold on
toniight..... toniight

[6:46:27 AM] twinArmageddons: thii2 ii2 the la2t niight you'll 2pend alone
looke me iin the eye2 2o ii know you know
ii'm everywhere you want me to be
the la2t niight you'll 2pend alone,
ii'll wrap you iin my arm2 and ii won't let go,
ii'm everythiing you need me two be.

[6:46:38 AM] carcinoGeneticist: SOLLUX, I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING REASON TO LIVE ANYMORE..

[6:46:54 AM] twinArmageddons: ii won't let you 2ay "goodbye"
and ii'll be you're rea2on why.

[6:47:01 AM] twinArmageddons: you're la2t niight....

[6:47:03 AM] twinArmageddons: away from me

[6:47:07 AM] twinArmageddons: away from me.......

[6:47:29 AM] carcinoGeneticist: .....SOLLUX... *hugs him tight*

[6:47:44 AM] twinArmageddons: *hugs him tighter* kk don't leave me. never leave me

[6:48:03 AM] carcinoGeneticist: I WON'T... I'M SO FUCKING SORRY...

[6:48:19 AM] twinArmageddons: no.. kk, ii'm the one who 2hould be 2orry

[6:48:35 AM] twinArmageddons: ii diidn't even notiice when my be2t friiend wa2 feeliing liike thii2..

[6:48:50 AM] carcinoGeneticist: BEST FRIEND... YEAH..

[6:49:01 AM] twinArmageddons: about your note... kk..

[6:49:07 AM] twinArmageddons: the.. good part iin iit ii mean

[6:49:13 AM] twinArmageddons: ii feel the 2ame

[6:49:17 AM] carcinoGeneticist: ...W-WHAT ABOUT IT..?

[6:49:23 AM] twinArmageddons: you know what ii'm talkiing about

[6:49:28 AM] carcinoGeneticist: WAIT... HUH?

[6:49:33 AM] carcinoGeneticist: YOU...

[6:49:41 AM] carcinoGeneticist: FEEL THE SAME...?

[6:49:46 AM] twinArmageddons: ye2.. ii do

[6:50:18 AM] carcinoGeneticist: *hugs him tighter and starts shaking from crying so hard*

[6:51:00 AM] twinArmageddons: *crying too and chokes up a laugh* kk.. you're goiing two 2queeze my iin2iide2 out...

[6:51:21 AM] carcinoGeneticist: *lets go* S-SORRY.

[6:52:13 AM] twinArmageddons: don't. *pulls him back* ju2t... 2tay liike thii2 for a liitle longer....

[6:52:43 AM] carcinoGeneticist: *wraps his arms back around sollux* O-OKAY...

[6:53:34 AM] twinArmageddons: *hugs him tight, letting his tears splash down his face, some landing on karkat* ......

[6:55:47 AM] carcinoGeneticist: I-I.... I-'M SO SORRY... I DIDN'T MEANT TO... TO CAUSE ALL OF THIS.....

[6:56:37 AM] twinArmageddons: iit'2 my fault... ii diidn't... ii'm 2uch an a22hole.. ii triied two not pay attentiion two you on purpo2e.. 2o you wouldn't fiigure out my feeliing2 for you...

[6:58:18 AM] carcinoGeneticist: TH-THAT'S WHY...? I THOUGHT YOU HAD STOPPED CARING... LIKE EVERYONE ELSE...

[6:59:24 AM] twinArmageddons: ii know.. ii'm 2o 2orry kk... ii diidn't know.. ii'm 2o 2tupiid...

[6:59:36 AM] twinArmageddons: ii alway2 cared about you kk...

[6:59:38 AM] twinArmageddons: alway2

[6:59:55 AM] carcinoGeneticist: A-ALWAYS....?

[7:00:01 AM] twinArmageddons: alway2..

[7:00:40 AM | Edited 7:00:49 AM] carcinoGeneticist: *starts crying even more* FUCK...

[7:01:09 AM] twinArmageddons: ii'm 2o 2orry kk..

[7:01:14 AM] twinArmageddons: 2o.. 2orry..

[7:01:33 AM] carcinoGeneticist: SHIT... STOP APOLOGIZING...

[7:01:51 AM] twinArmageddons: ii... 2or-- okay... ii.. won't

[7:03:41 AM] carcinoGeneticist: I FORGIVE YOU OKAY...? S-SO... JUST... STOP... STOP CRYING... STOP APOLOGIZING... JUST... I CAN'T STAND SEEING YOU LIKE THIS...

[7:08:19 AM] twinArmageddons: *wipes his tears* okay.... ii won't cry anymore.. ii'm actiing really 2tupiid riight now..

[7:08:35 AM] carcinoGeneticist: NO YOU'RE NOT...

[7:08:54 AM] carcinoGeneticist: I WAS THE ONE ACTING STUPID...

[7:09:11 AM] twinArmageddons: we both were...

[6:53:09 PM] carcinoGeneticist: ....YEAH... I GUESS SO...

[6:54:27 PM] twinArmageddons: but... we'll be okay now.. ii promii2e.. ii won't let you out of my 2iight agaiin

[6:55:10 PM] carcinoGeneticist: ...AND I PROMISE I WON'T CUT ANYMORE...

[6:56:11 PM] twinArmageddons: thank you... kk.. ii love you, okay..?

[6:56:35 PM] carcinoGeneticist: .....I.. I LOVE YOU TOO...

REQUEST BY: PFT- NO ONE. WE JUST FELT LIKE IT.
2ollux:

KARKAT:

SONG: [link]

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REQUEST: SOLLUX AND I GO TO A WHOLE NEW WORLD

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 4, 2012, 5:45 PM

Mood: Promiscuous
Listening to: Addicted- Saving Abel
Reading: Homestuck by Andrew Hussie

[6:13:57 PM] carcinoGeneticist: UGHHHHHHHHHH SOLLUX? I NEED A FAVOR- NOT THAT I WANT TO- BUT UGH JUST CAN YOU DO ME FAVOR?

[6:14:12 PM] twinArmageddons: alriight 2ure, what do you want thii2 tiime kk?

[6:15:01 PM] carcinoGeneticist: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT CONVERSATION I HAD WITH CLEVERBOT WITH THE ALADDIN
MOMENT?

[6:15:27 PM] twinArmageddons: yeah, that wa2 hiilariiou2, ii wa2 laughiing my a22 off about iit for liike, hour2 after

[6:15:35 PM] carcinoGeneticist: .......

[6:15:40 PM] carcinoGeneticist: A-ANYWAYS.

[6:15:56 PM] carcinoGeneticist: S-SOMEONE WANTED US.. T-TO HAVE AN ALADDIN MOMENT.

[6:16:07 PM] carcinoGeneticist: PLEASE DON'T LAUGH.

[6:16:14 PM] carcinoGeneticist: I WOULD KICK YOUR SKINNY ASS.

[6:16:34 PM] twinArmageddons: pft-- 2eriiou2ly?

[6:16:39 PM] carcinoGeneticist: YES...

[6:16:50 PM] twinArmageddons: waiit you're not kiiddiing? ii 2eriiou2ly have two do thii2?

[6:17:15 PM] carcinoGeneticist: JUST SHUT UP, IT'S NOT MY IDEA OF A DAMN GOOD TIME EITHER.

[6:17:45 PM] twinArmageddons: 2iigh. fiine, let'2 ju2t get thii2 over wiith

[6:19:03 PM] carcinoGeneticist: MAKE MY HEART GO DOKI DOKI YOU STUPID SACK OF GIRAFFE ABORTIONS.

[6:19:35 PM] twinArmageddons: that wa2 the lame2t iin2ult ii've ever heard. anyway2, ii gue22 ii have two 2tart?

[6:19:49 PM] carcinoGeneticist: DUH. C'MON "PRINCE" I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.

[6:20:07 PM] twinArmageddons: 2iigh.. okay fiine. let'2 do thii2..

[6:21:56 PM] twinArmageddons: ii can 2how you the world
2hiiniing, 2hiimeriing 2plendiid,
tell me priince22 now when diid you la2t let your heart deciide

ii can open your eye2
take you wonder by wonder
over, 2iideway2 and under
on a magiic carpet riide

a whole new world
a new fanta2tiic poiint of viiew
no one two tell u2 no, or where two go
or 2ay we're only dreamiing

[6:23:54 PM] carcinoGeneticist: A WHOLE NEW WORLD
A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW
BUT WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE
IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR
THAT NOW I'M IN A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH YOU

[7:56:43 PM] twinArmageddons: now ii'm iin a whole new world wiith you

[8:00:33 PM] carcinoGeneticist: UNBELIEVABLE SIGHTS
INDESCRIBABLE FEELINGS
SOARING, TUMBLING, FREE-WHEELING
THROUGH AN ENDLESS DIAMOND SKY
A WHOLE NEW WORLD

[8:00:53 PM] twinArmageddons: don't you dare clo2e your eye2

[8:01:12 PM] carcinoGeneticist: A HUNDRED THOUSAND THINGS TO SEE

[8:01:24 PM] twinArmageddons: hold you breath-- iit get2 better

[8:03:53 PM] carcinoGeneticist: I'M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR
I'VE COME SO FAR
AND I CAN'T GO BACK TO WHERE I USED TO BE

[8:20:57 PM] twinArmageddons: a whole new world

[8:22:10 PM] carcinoGeneticist: EVERY TURN A SURPRISE

[8:22:16 PM] twinArmageddons: wiith new horiizon2 two pur2ue

[8:22:29 PM] carcinoGeneticist: EVERY MOMENT RED LETTER

[8:24:48 PM] twinArmageddons and carcinoGeneticist: II'LL CHA2E THEM ANYWHERE
THERE'2 TIIME TWO 2PARE
LET ME 2HARE THII2 WHOLE NEW WORLD WIITH YOU

[8:24:48 PM] twinArmageddons: a whole new world

[8:25:06 PM] carcinoGeneticist: A WHOLE NEW WORLD

[8:25:20 PM] twinArmageddons: that'2 where we'll be

[8:25:34 PM] carcinoGeneticist: THAT'S WHERE WE'LL BE

[8:25:44 PM] twinArmageddons: a thriilliing cha2e

[8:25:58 PM] carcinoGeneticist: A WONDEROUS PLACE

[8:26:12 PM] twinArmageddons and CarcinoGeneticist: FOR YOU AND ME

[8:26:26 PM] carcinoGeneticist: THANK GOD THAT'S OVER.

[8:26:47 PM] twinArmageddons: that wa2 embarra22iing

[8:27:04 PM] carcinoGeneticist: WHELP TIME TO SHOW EVERYONE ON DEVIANT ART.

[8:27:14 PM] carcinoGeneticist: FUCK

[8:27:23 PM] carcinoGeneticist: I DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN WANT TO

[8:27:47 PM] twinArmageddons: ii.. waiit we have two 2how them?

[8:28:34 PM] carcinoGeneticist: NO NOT AT ALL, WE'LL JUST TELL THEM WE DID IT- OF COURSE WE DO. FUCK, HOW
STUPID ARE YOU?

[8:29:23 PM] twinArmageddons: come on kk, thii2 ii2 embarra22iing a2 hell, do you 2eriiou2ly have two put iit up there?

[8:29:45 PM] carcinoGeneticist: YUP. ROLL IN YOUR EMBARRASSMENT LIKE A GRUB

[8:30:05 PM] twinArmageddons: fiine. ju2t hurry up and po2t iit 2o ii can run

[8:31:46 PM] carcinoGeneticist: HAHAHA NO I'LL SEND EVERY ONE AFTER YOU.

[8:32:46 PM] twinArmageddons: ii hate you 2ometiime2

[8:33:23 PM] carcinoGeneticist: WEIRD, I LOVE YOU SOMETIMES.

[8:33:38 PM] twinArmageddons: only 2omtiime2? come on kk that'2 a liie

[8:34:00 PM] carcinoGeneticist: OKAY FINE. MOST OF THE TIME.

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.
REQUESTED BY:

KARKAT:

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SOLLUX:

/

DONE ON SKYPE

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John x Karkat sleepover WARNING

by ~JohnxKarkat, Jan 15, 2012, 10:39:38 PM
Journals / Personal

"Hey Karkat!" John smiled like the huge derp he was. "What the fuck, Egbert, I'm fucking busy," Karkat growled. John walked into Karkat's bedroom and found Karkat watching a movie with Troll Adam Sandler in it. "Oh, Sandler's cool!" John said, scooting over next to Karkat on the bed.
"Yeah, but not like Troll Will Smith," Karkat replied, utterly engrossed in the movie. John rested his head on Karkat's shoulder and before Karkat could fly 500 feet off the fucking handle John pulled him down onto the bed and sat on him.
"What the fuck, Egbert?" translated into You know it's too early for this, everyone's awake. John didn't care, though. He slid his hands underneath Karkat's shirt and softly kissed his neck. "It'll be around nighttime soon, it'll be okay," John crooned into the crevice of Karkat's neck. Karkat wrapped his arms around John's neck and pulled him closer, his body head radiating off of his pale gray skin, making John sweat.
"What if people are around? What then?" also translated into similar of what the former accusation meant.
"It's none of their business anyways. It's your room and people should learn to knock," John smiled his derpy smile. Karkat loved John in this form. Any form, really. John was always happy-go-lucky with everything he did. He didn't worry about his leadership, or that things had a good chance of not turning out okay. But it was the John that Karkat… loved.
John had accumulated a good measure of confidence since their sexual relationship had sprung from unrequited feelings of love. He wasn't thrown off balance by Karkat's pointy teeth anymore. He didn't mind Karkat's nails, or alien strength. John let Karkat do what he felt like, let him lead. That was vital to their relationship. If John loved Karkat too much it would interpret that as pity towards him, and Karkat has a thing about not wanting to look weak, especially when being a leader is so important to him. Karkat nibbled on John's ear softly so as not to break any fragile human skin. It amazed him thoroughly how delicate John's body was compared to his. He had scaly gray skin, whilst John's was a light pinkish, especially so when he was blushing. That was one physical thing in common that they shared, their color of blood. Scarlet, C4NDY R3D.
John raised his head and looked into Karkat's sunken orange-yellowish eyes. "Fuck me, please," He asked. Karkat lifted off John's God Tier hoodie and slid down John's pajama-like pants. "You're getting shanked in the ear with my goddamn fingernail if we get caught," was Karkat's playful way of telling John he wanted to as well. John just smiled and pulled off Karkat's sweater, licking along Karkat's bottom lip. He reached up for Karkat's horn and rubbed it tenderly, making Karkat moan softly. John wasn't sure what this did for trolls, but Karkat seemed to enjoy it at the very least.  "Nnnnngh," Karkat groaned, then widened his eyes at the thought of someone like Dave striding in *wink wink* and seeing troll/human sex. It was complicated enough without an audience.
Karkat Without the television screen flashing, it was dim in Karkat's bedroom. John couldn't help but thinking about how he was nearly blind whilst Karkat was nocturnal and could see every bit of John's exposed body. John's face flushed a deep crimson. He couldn't even remember the last time he'd slept in his own bed. Karkat and John's nights usually consisted of sex or cuddling till they fell asleep watching Con Air. It had been like this for two months. They both remembered the rocky beginning of their relationship, John's highly obvious anxiety in bed with Karkat, the first few days where Karkat didn't know what to do with what John had proposed to him. Endless nights spent filling each other with themselves completely. And now this. Neither had predicted this kind of relationship.
Karkat reached over to his dresser and pulled out a drawer with lotion in it. Trolls are exponentially stronger than humans, and honestly John just needs it.  Sure, it was awkward as hell the first few times, but John's used to it. John grabbed the bottle and strung it on his fingers. He then went inside and rubbed it around so Karkat's dick wouldn't hurt so goddamn much. Karkat unbuckled his pants and slipped them off, along with his boxers. This time John was on bottom.
"Do it," John groaned. Karkat did.
To John, this was possibly the greatest ecstasy he'd ever endured. Karkat pumped into him, becoming harder by the second. John had never thought he'd one day be a homosexual. Never was there any problem with them, but to him it just didn't seem like a road he'd take. Now he's in a dark bedroom getting assfucked by a gray alien boy whom he loved dearly. A lot has changed for John since leaving Earth.
Karkat's bed is pretty much a simple, ordinary bed. Headboard, white sheets, pillows, the works. It was pushed horizontally against the wall, and the way John and Karkat were positioned Karkat was pretty much standing up, with John leaning against the wall. Karkat held on to John's hips, moving them farther onto his dick. John winced with pleasure and sat up to wrap his arms around Karkat's neck, thrusting onto his dick. Karkat, being so muscular, pulled John's legs around his waist and stood up with him. Karkat then sat down on the bed so John would be more comfortable. Karkat, in reality, couldn't think of a better place to be. "Nnnnngh, OH! Karkat…" John whimpered. He repeated Karkat's name several times before Karkat closed his mouth with a kiss. "Ugh, I'm…. I'm… C-coming!" John squeezed his eyes shut whilst he spilled himself onto not only his stomach but Karkat's as well. Karkat pulled out and lied down, troll-penis throbbing. He was yet to be fully satisfied.
John smiled down at Karkat and licked the cum off of his gray stomach, going farther down as he cleaned Karkat. Karkat blushed, almost to a mahogany shade, as John found Karkat's dick with his hand and blew Karkat off. Karkat lied there, clinging to the headboard with one hand and holding a fistful of John's dark hair in the other. Karkat flinched when John quit sucking him down and began spreading his pale legs.
John didn't have an enormous dick, but Karkat didn't say anything as John entered him. John kept a hand on Karkat's dick, using it almost as a handle. Karkat was now wincing with utter bliss. Being a troll, he was never discriminative of gender. Though he did before hence, prefer girls (Ahem Terezi ahem).  Never had he realized what having a matespritship with a guy can give him. It on no account occurred that he would some night be drilled by the human boy he used to hate.

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KARKAT'S DEPRESSION

by ~KarkatFuckingVantas, Jul 6, 2012, 12:40:11 AM
Journals / Personal

((Title is dumb, but I want some sadstuck so whatever...))

Karkat, as usual, sat in the small main computer lab on the meteor that still had them quite possibly hurtling to their doom. He had trollian open, but today, he wasn't trolling anybody, or chatting with a friend. Karkat had become depressed the last couple of days and he had lost the motivation to do much. And, looking back on the recent past, the cancer had plenty of reason to be in such a muted mood. Out of the original twelve trolls he had befriended and begun the game of Sgrub with, atleast two thirds of them had died off, all because of some other troll murdering them. On top of that, he had lost Terezi to that horrible Dave strider and his atrificial coolkid act. And even more, he hadn't seen his moirail in about half a sweep!Where was that shitty little clown-fucker anyway? Looking back at his computer, Karkat read over the names of his friends. He hadn't been able to unfriend any of his passing friends on Trollian, because he wasn't willing to accept that they were gone.

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