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I've been somewhat obsessed with astrology (that is, the study of the effects of astronomical cycles on earthly events & personality traits) since I got into the deeper Salvia Divinorum dimensions; All of a sudden I could see all these weird connections.
In fact, my first real memories are of the red house where we lived when I was 3 to 4 years old: a strange iron disk depicting the Zodiac was nailed to the wall beside the front door...
Another memory stands out: a paper menu at an Oriental restaurant which described with eerie accuracy all of my family's sun signs:
Leo, Aquarius, Pisces, Virgo—I could see there was definitely some significance in the qualities & aspects of character & personality listed, some indefinable, yet definite truth. I remember trying to understand "horoscopes" which seemed to me then & now to be a crock of nonsense: I make no claim that the Zodiac or Astrology can be used to predict any future events. That is simply bullshit. What I have observed are these qualities of character—similarities of interests, styles & attitudes, of voice, movement, physical build & appearance, & even of names—shared by individuals born under the same sun & moon signs.

I swear to God, I did not invent this: the Mexican psychedleic herb Salvia Divinorum showed it to me, in nonverbal visions: this is the same thing the Romans were trying to express with their Taurus/Leo/Scorpio/Pisces" names, which became bungled & misinterpreted over time, & the Chinese messed it up even worse with their "12 year cycle" which is meaningless to me—the Sun sign is the Soul which controls your right side, & the moon sign takes the left (or viceversa if left-handed)—So we're all like Abbie & Britney, the two-headed girl in many ways—2 souls stuck in the front-brain together, controlling this mirror-image Siamese body-halves... Plus all the rest of your signs (the other Planets) in the backbrain as whispering voices...

As to the persistent cynics who doubt the fact that
stars, planets and moons are
receivers/transmitters of info/energy:
which invention of the ape Man most closely resembles planets, moons, etc?
answer: satellites, of course;
& what are satellites?
recievers & transmitters of energy converying information.

Air & Fire manifest electric energy: radiation (up): also called "positive, masculine, extrovert, dominant, light";
Water & Earth manifest magnetic energy: gravity (down): also called "negative, feminine, introvert, submissive, dark".

Salvia gave me a series of visions of the 12 months each represented by an elemental force, the same force animate in all the species of animals, grouped thusly:

♓ Pisces
quality: Mutable
element: Water
animals: Fish/Amphibians:
Shark, Ray, Hammerhead, Swordfish,
Sturgeon, Koi, Goldfish, Flounder, Seahorse,
Toad, Frog, Newt, Salamander, Caecilian
colour: Cyan:
Teal, Turquoise, Aquamarine, Verdigris
body: Jupiter ♃
number: One 1
chessman: Black Rook
pokercard: Jack of Clubs

♈ Aries
quality: Cardinal
element: Fire
animals: Canines:
Wolf, Fox, Jackal, Coyote, Dingo, Dhole,
Bushdog, Wolverine, Bear, Badger,
Skunk, Ferret, Weasel, Otter
colour: Orange:
Amber, Coral, Copper, Rust
body: Saturn ♄
number: Two 2
chessman: White Bishop
pokercard: Queen of Hearts

♉ Taurus
quality: Fixed
element: Earth
animals: Ungulates:
Ox, Buffalo, Yak, Elk, Deer, Moose,
Giraffe, Goat, Sheep, Rhinoceros,
Horse, Camel, Llama, Alpaca
colour: Brown:
Tan, Caramel, Taupe, Beige
bodies: Uranus/Chiron ♆/⚷
number: Three 3
chessman: Black King
pokercard: King of Spades

♊ Gemini
quality: Mutable
element: Air
animals: Birds/Monotremes:
Raven, Eagle, Hummingbird, Stork, Pelican,
Chicken, Parrot, Flamingo, Ostrich,
Penguin, Swan, Duck, Platypus, Echidna
colour: Purple:
Violet, Indigo, Burgundy, Lavender
bodies: Neptune/Pluto ♅/♇
number: Four 4
chessman: White Rook
pokercard: Jack of Diamonds

♋ Cancer
quality: Cardinal
element: Water
animals: Rodents/Marsupials:
Rat, Mouse, Beaver, Porcupine, Capibara,
Squirrel, Rabbit, Hare, Kangaroo, Koala,
Devil, Possum, Racoon, Kinkajou
colour: Grey:
Silver, Ash, Slate, Lead
body: Eris ж
number: Five 5
chessman: Black Pawn
pokercard: Queen of Clubs

♌ Leo
quality: Fixed
element: Fire
animals: Felines:
Cat, Lynx, Tiger, Lion, Cheetah, Cougar,
Puma, Panther, Jaguar, Leopard,
Ocelot, Serval, Caracal, Fossa
colour: Yellow:
Gold, Blond, Honey, Lemon
body: Sun ☉
number: Six 6
chessman: White King
pokercard: King of Hearts

♍ Virgo
quality: Mutable
element: Earth
animals: Chiroptera/Primates:
Bat, Flyingfox, Lemur, Loris, Tarsier,
Meerkat, Monkey, Baboon, Mandrilll, Gibbon,
Orangutan, Chimpanzee, Bonobo, Gorilla
colour: Black:
Sable, Ebony, Charcoal, Iron
body: Mercury ☿
number: Seven 7
chessman: Black Knight
pokercard: Jack of Spades

♎ Libra
quality: Cardinal
element: Air
animals: Suidae/Elephants/Pinnipeds:
Pig, Warthog, Babirusa, Tapir,
Elephant, Hippopotamus, Seal,
Elephantseal, Walrus, Anteater, Sloth,
Aardvark, Armadillo, Pangolin
colour: Magenta:
Pink, Rose, Fuchsia, Puce
body: Venus ♀
number: Eight 8
chessman: White Pawn
pokercard: Queen of Diamonds

♏ Scorpio
quality: Fixed
element: Water
animals: Arthropods:
Scorpion, Spider, Tardigrade, Mantis,
Cricket, Flea, Moth, Centipede, Beetle,
Bee, Ant, Crab, Lobster, Shrimp
colour: Green:
Emerald, Chartreuse, Mint, Lime
body: Terra ⊕
number: Nine 9
chessman: Black Queen
pokercard: King of Clubs

♐ Sagittarius:
quality: Mutable
element: Fire
animals: Reptiles:
Snake, Lizard, Monitor, Dragon, Python,
Cobra, Boa, Chameleon, Gecko, Eel,
Turtle, Tortoise, Crocodile, Alligator
colour: Red:
Scarlet, Crimson, Vermilion, Ruby
body: Luna ☽
number: Ten 10
chessman: White Knight
pokercard: Jack of Hearts

♑ Capricorn:
quality: Cardinal
element: Earth
animals: Molluscs/Annelids:
Octopus, Squid, Cuttlefish, Nautilus,
Mussel, Nudibranch, Oyster, Clam, Snail,
Slug, Leech, Worm, Starfish, Jellyfish
colour: Blue:
Azure, Cobalt, Cerulean, Sapphire
body: Mars ♂
number: Eleven 11
chessman: Black Bishop
pokercard: Queen of Spades

♒ Aquarius:
quality: Fixed
element: Air
animals: Cetaceans/Talpidae/Hyaenidae:
Whale, Orca, Porpoise, Dolphin, Boto,
Spermwhale, Beluga, Dugong, Manatee,
Hyena, Aardwolf, Mongoose, Shrew, Mole
colour: White:
Cream, Pearl, Ivory, Porcelain
bodies: Ceres/Pallas/Juno/Vesta ⚳/⚴/⚵/⚶
number: Twelve 12
chessman: White Queen
pokercard: King of Diamonds

Taurus: feminine &
Gemini: masculine:
the cusping signs which
sit at the shoulders of Orion, curiously are
each assigned not one but
2 bodies: one giant planet & one dwarf planet:
Gemini rules both Neptune & Pluto, &
Taurus rules both Uranus & Chiron;
also note that Uranus & Neptune are nearly the exact same size, &
both of a bright bluish colour.
(possibly irrelevant side note:
Milli & Vanilli are
Taurus: the dark one, &
Gemini: the dead one.)
Taurus is Fixed Earth;
Gemini is Mutable Air;
The sign whose colour is white—a combination of all colours of light, is
Fixed Air:
Aquarius, which has
the most bodies of any sign: the entire
Asteroid Belt, which includes the 4 dwarf planets:  Pallas, Vesta, Juno, & Ceres, in addition to millions of smaller asteroids: so Aquarius's antenna can be said to be in all of the Zodiac signs at the same time, in constantly building & lapsing peaks or clusters of focus, & the 4 large bodies creating more focused, stronger peaks of magnitude.

One glaring fact has always stood out to me:
the Latin names of the Zodiac, though not fully accurate as to all of the twelve Zoidions's true
Spirit Animals, do have a number of features which can help to highlight the different relationships between the signs:
First of all, the signs designated
Leo/Virgo/Libra are
directly opposite those named Aquarius/Pisces/Aries:
"LVL/APA"; the two
"L-signs" & the two
"A-signs", which  
illustrate the "Arms" of each sign (the two feminine signs cusping on each side of a masculine sign, & viceversa);
Capricorn & Cancer, the two
"C-signs", are opposites,
illustrating that each sign shares
some certain quality with its opposite sign;
Scorpio & Sagittarius, the two "S-signs",
are cusping, illustrating that each sign shares
some certain quality with each cusping sign.)

When I smoked the shamanic herb Salvia
(Diviner's Sage), I received a powerful vision revealing the Zodiac Spirit Animals
obscure in the Latin names:
Virgo is the bats, & primates;
Libra is the pigs, & elephants;
Sagittarius is the reptiles;
Capricorn is the mollusks, & worms;
Aquarius is the whales, & moles;
Aries is the dogs, & bears;
Gemini is the birds, & platypus; &
Cancer is the rodents, & marsupials. the rest have come down through history inatact:
Leo: cats;
Scorpio: arthropods;
Pisces: fish, & amphibians;
& Taurus: ungulates.
The Rat-Cat-Bat in sequence is striking, & mirrored on a very terrestrial-versus-aquatic dichotomy with
Fish-Whale-Squid: the major predator is masculine, with its feminine Arms being typical prey animals:
cats commonly eat monkeys & bats,
as well as rodents; likewise,
whales frequently feast on fish,
as well as mollusks.
This major land/sea dualism speaks of something even bigger than the elements or qualities:
a kind of Yin & Yang, Mother Sea/Father Land
type of system which is obscure,
yet quite apparent to the trained eye.
I've come to realize also that each sign shares a certain aspect with every other sign—including the so-called "turbulent" relationships, like 5-off
Aquarius & Virgo, which are both attracted to masculinity, & share a high level of patience & empathy, & a love of the arts, & a high aesthetic appreciation, paired with a certain emotional detatchment & perfectionism: & this is reflected in the animals: Bats (Virgo) & Whales (Aquarius)
both hunt using echolocation,
as we hover above it all; also,
Virgo & Aquarius have the two colors which can best absorb &/or reflect all ten other colors, & are
used by artists to lighten or darken paints.

There are
4 sets of opposite colours
in the zodiac spectrum:
Scorpio & Libra: Green & Magenta (cusping);
Aquarius & Virgo: White & Black (5-off);
Capricorn & Leo: Blue & Yellow (5-off);
Sagittarius & Pisces: Red & Cyan (3-off);
These colour combinations make up
all 4 possible
Masculine/Feminine element combinations:
Air/Water; Air/Earth; Earth/Fire; Fire/Water; &
they are all 8 in a row:
Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio,
Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces; the
remaining 4 signs are thus also all 4 in a row:
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer: all 4 elements:
Fire, Earth, Air, Water:
their 4 colours can all be made by mixing
other colours of the Zodiac:
Aries Orange can be made by mixing
Leo Yellow & Sagittarius Red;
Taurus Brown can be made by mixing
Virgo Black with Sagittarius Red,
Gemini Purple can be made by mixing
Libra Magenta & Capricorn Blue;
Cancer Grey can be made by mixing
all 4 of the above Masculine/Feminine opposite/invertable colours:
Scorpio Green with Libra Magenta, or
Aquarius White with Virgo Black, or
Capricorn Blue with Leo Yellow, or
Sagittarius Red with Pisces Cyan:
♌+♐=♈,
♍+♐=♉,
♎+♑=♊;
♐+♓=♋,
♌+♑=♋,
♎+♏=♋,
♍+♒=♋;
Notice also that one cusping pair,
Aries-Taurus has the most similar colours:
Orange & Brown both appear as shades of
pale blue in negative; & the opposite cusping pair,
Libra-Scorpio, has the most different:
invertable opposite colours Magenta & Green, which clash in strangely dazzling psychedelic contrast:
this reflects the fact that
Earth & Fire are
heterogenic: attracted to eachother,
whilst
Air & Water are
homogenic: atrracted to their own kind:
Michael Hutchence: Aquarius/Scorpio:
"Your moves are so raw,
I've got to let you know,
you're one of my kind," he sings on
Need You Tonight:
of course, his "kind" would also include Fire/Earth combinations, or viceversa:
something for each side; compare
Kurt Cobain: Pisces/Cancer:
double feminine, double attracted to femininity:
this explains in strange attraction to
Courtney Love: double Cancer;
Billy Corgan: Pisces/Gemini: he was outwardly attracted, but his Gemini moon said no no no;
Trent Reznor: Taurus/Sagittarius: he fucked her,
his Fire moon was into it, but he's primarily
turned on by masculinity.

Taurus individuals in particular are extremely dark—Hitler, Hirohito, Harry Truman, Albert Fish, Timothy McVeigh, Mark Chapman, John Wilkes Booth, Jim Jones, & a whole long list of others I've compiled, all born under the sign of the Bull... many Taurus artists, while not evil per se, exhibit a nihilistic, or at least black energy—Trent Reznor, Robert Smith, Roy Orbison, Thomas Pynchon, Vladimir Nabokov...

Hitler,
Hirohito, &
Harry Truman
were all three Tauruses; & from
17 May 1940 to
27 May 1941—around 375 days: over a year!—all three of the biggest planets, Jupiter, Saturn & Uranus were all in Taurus;
this was the peak (or nadir) or World War Two; &
the Sun had already been
in Taurus as well since
21 April 1940, & Mercury since
7 May; so from
17 to 22 May 1940, five bodies were in Taurus: Sun, Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus;
17 May: Brussels falls to German forces; the Belgian government flees to Ostend;
18 May: Marshal Philippe Pétain is named
vice-premier of France; German Panzer division under General Rudolf Veiel reach Noyelles on the English Channel; Auschwitz, largest of the Nazi German concentration camps,
opens in Nazi-occupied Poland;
22 May (creepiest soundingshit of all, &
it's from the "good" side): British Parliament passes
"Emergency Powers Act", giving the government "full control over all persons & property."
3 is of course Taurus's number,
in the Roman Calendar.
the first gas-giant to enter Taurus was
Uranus: Taurus's home planet:
28 March 1935, & finally left it on
16 May 1942
Saturn rolled into place
21 March 1940 & left it
9 May 1942;
Jupiter clicked into place
right in the Sun's Taurus apex:
17 May 1940, & left it
27 May 1941;
John Lennon, Bob Dylan, & Harry Nilsson, among many other powerful "baby-boom generation" writers & artists, were born during this period with the 3 biggest planets in Taurus; &
for nearly a month, from
27 April to
19 May of 1941, six bodies were in Taurus:
firstyly the 3 largest; then the
Sun on 21 April, & the
Moon on 27 April—
then on
29 April the moon goes into Gemini, but simultaneously Mercury slides into Taurus, maintaining the
6 positions, with Venus as well as the
3 biggest all still in Taurus.
Germany officially surrendered
in Taurus as well:
7 May 1945.
also:
on 4 May 1940 (Sun, Saturn & Uranus in Taurus)Rudolf Hoess, Sagittarius sun/Taurus moon,
was assigned by Taurus Hitler as commander of
Auschwitz prison, where over
1,000,000 humans were exterminated.
Robert Oppenheimer, creator of the atom bomb:
also Taurus (Cancer moon); &
Ioseb Dzhugashvili—better known as
Stalin (Sagittariis/Libra) had
Neptune & Pluto in Taurus;
both names have 17 letters & 6 syllables.
plus:
Odo Herl/Do Hler
Theodor Herzl &
Adolf Hitler are both Taurus, with the other two Earth signs in moon position:
Virgo & Capricorn, respectively;
these two are responsible for creating this ridiculous 3-named religious-war football-field known as "Zion/Palestine/Israel"...
when you add Lenin & Marx, it's appartent the 20th century was the sick fascistic pigfuck it was
largely thanks to Taurus.
there are 4 signs in a row (one third of the Zodiac)
whose creatures can exhibit hard, round
shells on their backs:
Libra, which includes the Armadillos;
Scorpio, which includes the Crabs;
Sagittarius, which includes the Terrapins;
Capricorn, which includes the Snails.

Note that there is one
Giant Planet for each element:
Jupiter: Fluid (AKA "Water");
Saturn: Light (AKA "Fire");
Uranus: Solid (AKA "Earth");
Neptune: Air (AKA "Wind").

The sun sign inhabits the right brain (left hand);
The moon sign inhabits the left brain (right hand);
the other planets inhabit the ten smaller brains,
which can be actively perceived to be in
constant conversation with oneanother
when tripping on Salvia.

There are many clues in our world as to the colors of the Zodiac as revealed by Salvia Divinorum:
Capricorn: Blue:
first of all, on legendary
acid head Syd Barret's first song on his
forst solo album, The Madcap Laughs, he sings:
"The star above you, crystal blue";
Barrett: Capricorn;
Michael Stipe frequently paints his face with a blue stripe; R.E.M's first record, Chronic Town,
features a gargoyle on the cover, all in blue tones;
another song, on Around The Sun,
is titled Electron Blue; the final song on
the final R.E.M. album Collapse Into Now
is titled simply Blue;
Stipe: Capricorn;
Carl Blue (serial killer): Capricorn;
Stely dan: Deacon Blues;
Donald Fagen: Capricorn:
the absurd lyrics about "Crimson Tide" even point out that it's at least halfway the colour Blue he's referring to, as well as the musical scale.
Aquarius: White:
Moby Dick, the great White Whale:
Herman Melville: Jupiter in Aquarius;
Sun in Leo, the opposite sign;
Walter White, meth-cook extroardinaire:
Breaking Bad creator/writer/director
Vince Gilligan: Aquarius;
Josh White: Aquarius;
Vanna White: Aquarius;
Jaleel White: Aquarius moon;
Alice White: Aquarius moon;
The White Knight:
Lewis Carroll: Aquarius;
Grace Slick: Scorpio sun/Gemini moon:
Fixed sun, with Air moon, doubly refleting Aquarius's "whiteness".
The Beatles's White Album:
John Lennon: Aquarius moon.
Pisces: Teal:
Nirvana: Nevermind album cover, front & back:
Kurt Cobain: Pisces/Cancer;
Todd McFarlane: Pisces sun & moon: he named his firstborn child Cyan; being a comics artist, he is well aware that that colour he so responds to—the exact negative of Sagittarian Scarlet—is caled cyan.
Aries: Orange:
Vincent Van Gogh's hair & beard;
Conan O'Brien's hair & beard;
O'Brien: Aries;
Elton John's wig;
Porno For Pyros's Good God's Urge album cover:
a sexy orange female wearing a dress made of  sliced orangefruit; the artwork is by
Perry Farrell: Aries;
Taurus: Brown;
John Brown: Taurus;
James Brown: Taurus;
Craig Ferguson's big brown dancing horse puppet, Secretariat; Ferguson: Taurus;
Nine Inch Nails: The Downward Spiral album cover, with its multifarious shades of brown, & the brown tones in the Closer video, & those brown leather pants Reznor wore at "Woodstock '94", all covered in brown mud; Reznor: Taurus/Sagittarius;
Quentin Tarantino: "Mr Brown" in
Reservoir Dogs: Taurus moon;
The "Brownshirts" of
Adolf Hitler: Taurus.
(also, note the curious old phrase (from God know's what or where): "How now, Brown Cow?")
Gemini: Purple:
Jon Lord, organist & founding member of
Deep Purple: Gemini;
Purple Rain: Prince: Gemini;
Purple Haze: Hendrix: Sagittarius:
opposite & cusping on Gemini;
Billy Corgan has the Gemini moon, as does D'Arcy;
Jimmy Chamberlin is double Gemini:
Corgan talks in an interview about his attempts with Butch Vig to captue the "purple sound" on the first Smashing Pumpkins album; he explains it was a tone he'd always heard in his head: a warm, fuzzy, yet dark sound... indeed, the Gish album cover is not black but a deep shade of purple.
Cancer: Grey:
Beck's Mutations album cover is all grey:
Beck Hansen: Cancer;
Joy Division: Still album cover;
Ian Curtis: Cancer: Curtis was
dead by the time the record came out, but I believe his spirit was guiding his bandmates well into their New Order years;
Arthur Ashe: Cancer;
Erin Grey: Capricorn sun/Leo moon:
cusping on & opposite Cancer,
double reflecting the Rat's "greyness";
Leo: Yellow:
William Goldman: Leo;
William Golding: Leo moon;
Robert Redford,
Robert Plant,
Thurston Moore,
Charlize Theron,
David Spade, &
Philip Seymour Hoffman's hair;
Hulk Hogan &
Madonna's bleachblond hair;
Virgo: Black:
Jack Black: Virgo;
Lewis Black: Virgo;
Blackie Lawless;
Joan Jett (Jet Black);
& the Blackhearts: Virgo;
Brian "Jet Black" Duffy: Virgo
Jeremy Irons: Virgo.
Libra: Pink:
Allan Pinkerton: Libra moon;
Alicia "Pink" Moore: Virgo sun/Aries moon:
cusping & opposite Libra,
double reflecting the Pig's "pinkness"
Aaron Paul: Breaking Bad's
"Jesse Pinkman": Libra moon;
Sgt Pepper's album cover:
John Lennon: Libra/Aquarius;
Damn the Torpedoes &
Full Moon Fever album covers:
Tom Petty: Libra;
Tales From the Punch Bowl album cover:
Les Claypool: Libra.
Scorpio: Green:
Johnny Greenwood: Scorpio;
Tom Green: Scorpio moon.
Greendale album; &
"Everything was green"—a line from
Hitchhiker on Le Noize album;
Neil Young: Scorpio.
Sagittarius: Red:
Scarlett Johansson: Sagittarius;
Redd Foxx: Sagittarius;
Red Dragon: Thomas Harris:
Aries sun/Gemini moon: Fire sun, with opposite Mutable moon, doubly reflecting Sagittarius's "redness";
"Footprints dressed in red"—sings Jimi Hendrix on
The Wind Cries Mary: Hendrix: Sagittarius.

Milk & Honey:
Taurus & Scorpio: opposite Fixed feminine.

In the ancient game of
Chess there are 12 types of pieces:
six figures, in 2 colours:
these can clearly be seen to
represent the 12 Zoidions:
"White" in this case represents the electric signs &
"Black" represents the magnetic signs:
Fixed: Kings & Queens:
White King: Leo (King of the Jungle)
White Queen: Aquarius (White is her colour);
Black King: Taurus (the Prince of Darkness);
Black Queen: Scorpio (Black Widow Spider);
Mutable: Knights & Rooks:
White Knight: Sagittarius (Carroll, Slick);
White Rook: Gemini (a Rook is a Crow);
Black Knight: Virgo (The Dark Knight: Batman);
Black Rook: Pisces (Johnny Cash: Man in Black);
Cardinal: Bishops & Pawns:
White Bishop: Aries (Lance Henriksen: Aries moon)
White Pawn: Libra (Oswald, Eisenhower);
Black Bishop: Capricorn (Stipe, Stern, Spector);
Black Pawn: Cancer (O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson).
There are 8 Pawns on each side:
8 is Libra's number;
& in a weirdly different way, playing
Cards, based on the mysterious Tarot, likewise illustrate the Zodiac signs:
there are 4 "suits":
Spades, Hearts, Diamonds, & Clovers (which became corrupted in English to "clubs" over vast tracts of time, reflecting Britain's violent culture, but the shape of the "weapon" reveals
it's botanical origins):
the 4 Classical Elements:
Hearts: Fire (love, blood, heat, passion);
Diamonds: Air (Neil Diamond, Diamond Dave);
Clovers: Water (rabbit, honey, St. Patrick, rain);
Spades: Earth (digging in the dirt);
In this trichotomy, quite distinct from chess,
the 3 face cards, with their "royalty" archetypes represent the 3 "Qualities":
The 4 "Kings" represent the Fixed signs:
King of Hearts: Leo;
King of Diamonds: Aquarius;
King of Clovers: Scorpio;
King of Spades: Taurus;
The 4 "Queens" represent the Cardinal signs:
Queen of Hearts: Aries;
Queen of Diamonds: Libra (Lucy in the Sky);
Queen of Clovers: Cancer;
Queen of Spades: Capricorn;
The 4 "Jacks" represent the Mutable Signs:
Jack of Hearts: Sagittarius;
Jack of Diamonds: Gemini;
Jack of Clovers: Pisces;
Jack of Spades: Virgo.
Already, since picking up on this stuff, I've noticed quite a few connections:
Jack Black & Jack Kennedy: double Mutable;
Beck, Cancer, has an obscure throwaway song called
Just Bend Over In The Clover;
Track 7 on Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks:
Lily, Rosemary, & the Jack of Hearts.
The "Frog Prince": Pisces: the Jack of Clubs;
I like how Don Henley—Cancer/Virgo—sings:
"Don't you draw the Queen of Diamonds [Libra] boy, she will cut you if she's able [with her tusks], the Queen of Hearts [Aries] is always your best bet":
Cancer is Cardinal like Libra & Aries, sitting directly betwixt them: Virgo cusps on Libra, but recieves more reciprocal attraction from Aries's Fire.
"The White Knight is talking backwards":
Grace Slick is Scorpio/Gemini:
cusping & opposite Sagittarius;
Lewis Carroll was Aquarius with Sagittarius moon:
both made reference in their writing to the
"White Knight": Sagittarius.
So each person's natal "horoscope" (in the true sense of ephemeral chart) can be shown using playing cards to "deal a hand"—though you'd need four decks,
for example, in my case:
4 Virgos (Sun, Mercury, Venus, Saturn):
4 Jacks of Spades;
1 Leo (Jupiter): 1 King of Hearts;
1 Aries (Moon): 1 Queen of Hearts;
1 Cancer (Mars): 1 Queen of Clubs;
1 Scorpio (Uranus): 1 King of Clubs;
1 Taurus (Chiron): 1 King of Spades;
1 Sagittarius (Neptune): 1 Jack of Hearts,
1 Libra (Pluto): 1 Queen of Diamonds.
Or, to utilize the numbered, non-face cards, if you only have one deck: place a 4 of Spades
paired with the Jack of Spades, or whichever number is needed. Perhaps two Jokers should always be placed in each hand as well, to remind one that everybody has 2 "uncharted" planets:
Ceres (Aquarius's main body), & Eris (Cancer's).
The chess pieces seem more to indicate the
magnetic/electric dichotomy, with the 2 sets of colours, & the 9-month-off
"conceptional" relationships:
Pisces & Gemini, for instance,
are the two Rooks, pointing out that
Pisces are conceived in Gemini, etcetera—
As well as the sort of "roles" the different signs tend to fit into: Fixed signs make great
"Kings & Queens":
strong leaders, in other words,
with fair moral principles;
Mutables make great
Knights & Rooks:
helpers; they assist graciusly in tasks,
getting the job done thoroughly,
adapting to whatever situation arises;
Cardinals ted to be "Bishops & Pawns": preachers, getting on a judgemental highhorse, like
Rush Limbaugh or Al Sharpton, trying peevishly to affect change in a world they will never feel at ease with; or pawns: spineless followers, doing what they're told, in a conformists's escape from
the "burden" (in their view) of free will.
Steve McQueen: Aries (Cardinal
Larry King: Scorpio (Fixed
Michael Jackson: Virgo (Mutable).
Queen: Brian May: Cancer (Cardinal)

Virgo/Simian winks:
Tarzan of the Apes author
Edgar Rice Burroughs:
Virgo sun & moon. &
the writer of King Kong (1933),
James Creelman: Virgo/Gemini moon;
weirdly, the co-directors of Kong,
Merian Cooper & Ernest Schoedsack,
have the same signs as Leopold & Loeb:
Scorpio & Gemini;
Bobby Franks, the boy they killed, was
born 19 September 1909: Virgo/Scorpio;
Creelman, Cooper & Schoedsack were older:
both directors were born in 1893:
the writer was born 21 September 1894
(Stephen King who looks like a monkey, was
also born on this date, in 1947).
Leopold & Loeb were born in 1904 & 1905;
Cooper & Schoedsack both had Aries moon;
Vina Fay Wray, star of the film, was also
Virgo (Sagittarius moon).

Milton Mars
Milton Hershey: Virgo/Cancer;
Forrest Mars: Aries/Taurus;
Roald Dahl: Virgo/Aries; Dahl is the
writer who created the fantastic
chocolate/candy mogul
Willy Wonka, in Charlie & the Chocolate Factory;
see how Dahl shares Hershey's sun & Mars's moon
Willy Wonka mirrors
Milton Mars:
both names contain I-L-O-N-A in sequence:
Wil-Wona/Mil-Mona;
also, Hershey was born in
Derry, Pennsylvania:
Stephen King, also Virgo, created the fictional town  Derry, Maine; plus
John Cadbury: Leo/Virgo
Franklin Mars: Libra/Cancer; he was the founder of the company his son turned into a sweet empire;
the 3 chocolate company's founders are 3 in a row:
Leo, Virgo, & Libra;
Dahl was  inspired by the Cadbury
company's enslistment of his school class for the taste testing of new candy products; also note: Jeffery Dahmer: Gemini/Aries:
Mutable sun (conceived in Virgo) with Aries moon:
he worked at a chocolate factory;
Hershey has the same signs as fellow food mogul
Colonel Harland Sanders, & Adam Sandler;
Colonel Tom Parker: Cancer/Libra;
Orville Redenbacher: also Cancer/Libra;
Dave Thomas: Cancer/Gemini.

Art Key
In the photograph on the cover of the Beatles's
8th album,
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
McCartney & Starkey
the two Beatles with Leo moon, whose sun signs cusp, are  standing together at the center,
wearing the Zodiological colour of the ones
next to them:
Ringo Starr (Cancer) is wearing
Magenta:
Libra (John Lennon)'s colour;
Paul McCartney (Gemini) is wearing
Teal:
Pisces (George Harrison)'s colour. Also,
John is wearing Scorpio Green:
the sign following Libra; &
George is wearing Aries Orange:
the sign following Pisces; also note that
Aries is opposite John's sun sign, &
Scorpio is George's moon sign; And look:
McCartney has Bob Dylan behind him:
both are Gemini: Dylan was born 1 year earlier:
Lennon has Aleister Crowley behind him:
both are Libra: Crowley was born 65 years earlier:
6 & 5 add up to 11.
Astrological winks can be detected, by the trained eye, in nearly every aspect of life, from important cultural achievements like Sgt. Pepper, to lowly junk such as Fresh Prince of Bel Air:
Will Smith: Libra/Scorpio: Pink & Green: his colours were used for the lettering on his lame sit-com.

Stuttering Oswald
doppelgangers:
Lee Harvey Oswald &
Stuttering John: both Libras,
with cusping moon signs:
Capricorn & Aquarius:
double Cardinal, & double Air.

Sagittarius:
Samuel L. Jackson; &
Scarlett Johansson: both of these
names have 5 syllables, & start with S:
just like their Zoidion; the first and last
names also have the same initials: S.J.;
Jackson was born 21 December 1948;
Johnasson was born in 22 November 1984:
at extreme ends of the Sagittarius spectrum; this broad spread, coupled with the actress's name clearly marking the Scarlet Territory;
Jackson has Virgo moon: fellow Mutable sign;
Johansson has Scorpio moon: cusping (the "S.S.").

singer
Axl Rose: Aquarius/Pisces: born  
6 February 1962;
artist
Alex Ross: Aquarius/Leo: born 8 years later:
22 January 1970;
radio host
Alex Jones: Aquarius/Libra: born 4 years larer:
11 February 1974;
6 & 2 add up to 8; 7 & 4 add up to 11.

Joan Miró: 20 April  1893 – 25 December 1983,  &
Salvador Dalí: 11 May 1904 – 23 January 1989;
both Tarus, with the Arms of Taurus
in moon positions:
Miró had Gemini moon, &
Dalí had Aries moon.

Tom Green has a symmetrical shape:
30 July 1971: the whole
Gemini-to-Sagittarius spectrum,
like Stephen King, plus the
Arms of Pisces: directly opposite
Virgo: the center of the 7-sign span:
Aquarius & Pisces:
Saturn in Gemini;
Venus in Cancer;
Sun in Leo;
Mercury & Pluto in Virgo;
Uranus in Libra;
Moon & Jupiter in Scorpio;
Neptune in Sagittarius; then, on the opposite side:
Mars in Aquarius;
Chiron in Aries.

singers:
Canadian
Bryan Adams: born 5 November 1959, &
American
Ryan Adams: born 5 November 1974:
both are Scorpios, with opposite Cardinal moons:
Capricorn & Cancer, respectively;
no relation; &,
actors:
American
Dylan McDermott: born 26 October 1961, & Canadian
Dean McDermott: born 16 November 1966: again, both are Scorpios, with Mutable moons:
Gemini & Pisces, respectively.
Chili Peppers bassist
Flea is Libra/Taurus: cusping & opposite the
Scorpio; Fleas are Scorpio creatures;
also, puce means 'pink', in English, &
'flea' in French; pink is the Libra colour.

Chili Peppers bassist
Flea is Libra/Taurus: cusping & opposite the
Scorpio; Fleas are Scorpio creatures; also,
puce means
'pink', in English, &
'flea' in French:
pink is the Libra colour.

Djanjo Unchained star
Jamie Foxx: born 13 December 1967 &
Sergio Corbucci: born 6 December 1927
both Sagittarius sun/Taurus moon:
Corbucci was director & co-writer of the 1966 Italian film Django, Quentin Tarantino's inspiration;
Tarantino is also Fire sun,
Aries, also with Taurus moon. Weirdly,
Corbucci died in 1990: the same year Foxx
first got famous, on In Living Color;
Foxx (real name Eric Bishop) chose his stage name in tribute to another Sagittarius: Redd Foxx:
also with a Fixed moon sign: Leo;
Unchained also stars yet another Sagittarius:
Samuel L. Jackson: also with Earth moon: Virgo.

Kurt Cobain: Pisces/Cancer:
born 20 February 1967;
found dead 8 April 1994, at age 27;
Francis Bean: Leo/Aries;
born 18 August 1992; 2 years old when Kurt died;
Steve Irwin: Pisces/Virgo: born 22 February 1962;
died 4 September 2006, at age 44;
12 years after Cobain;
Bindi Sue: Leo sun & moon;
8 years old when Steve died
born 24 July 1998; born 4 years after Cobain died;
6 years younger than Francis Bean;
Irwin was killed by a stingray, pointing out that Pisces rules the fish, & amphibians.

doppelgangers
Nicolás Maduro, new Venezuelan president, &
Ioseb Stalin: both Sagittarius with Libra moon.

R.R.
doppelganger guitarists
Randall "Randy" Rhoads, &
Ryan "Roxie" Rosowicz:
both Sagittarius;
Rhoads was born
6 December 1956: Aquarius moon;
Roxie was born
1 December 1965;
Rhoads played with
Ozzy Osbourne: Sagittarius/Capricorn,
Roxie plays with
Alice Cooper: Aquarius/Sagittarius.

♑♌ singers
David Bowie &
Marilyn Manson:
both Capricorn sun/Leo moon;
Bowie has a screwed-up eye;
Manson wears a contact lens to
make his eye look screwed-up;
both are notorious eyebrow shavers;
Bowie was born 8 January 1947:
Manson was born 5 January 1969:
22 years later;
4 to 7 is 3 steps;
6 to 9 is 3 steps as well;
their names are
5/5, &
6/6 letters apiece, respectively;
note that though both have an erotic, weirdly
chameleonic, androgynous style & appearance,
Bowie explores more the Light (Fire), whilst
Manson dwells in the Dark (Earth);
both worked with Trent Reznor in the 1990s:
Reznor: born 17 May 1965:
Taurus/Sagittarius: Earth & Fire as well;
Fixed viceversa; cusping viceversa.

actress
Eva Jacqueline Longoria:
Pisces/Aries: born 15 March 1975, &
baseball player
Evan Michael Longoria:
Libra/Cancer: born 7 October 1985;
no relation:
opposite masculine signs
paired with Water signs viceversa.

found another Libra/Gemini pair:
Gábor Csupó: Libra/Aquarius &
Arlene Klasky: Gemini/Taurus;
Csupó has the exact sun & moon as
Trey Parker;
Matt Stone: Gemini with Cancer moon;
Klasky: Gemini, with Taurus moon:
the other Arm of Gemini;
so you have
Henson/Oz,
Lennon/McCartney & Eastman/McCartney,
Csupó/Klasky,
Buckingham/Nicks;
Parker/Stone;
Bam Margera/Ryan Dunn, etc.

Joker Tamerlane
Boston Marathon bombers
Tamerlan Tsarnaev: Libra/Gemini:
born 21 October 1986, &
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: Cancer/Virgo:
born 22 July 1993:
both Cardinal suns with Mutable moons;
double cusping viceversa: the doubled Arms of Leo;
the bombing occured 15 April 2013: Aries/Gemini;
Tamerlan's opposite sign, plus his moon sign;
he was shot dead by police 19 April: the Aries/Taurus cusp: moon in Leo.
The two Jokers,
Jack Nicholson: Taurus/Virgo, &
Heath Ledger: Aries/Cancer;
medieval Turkic Khan Timur, historically known as
Tamerlane: Aries: born 9 April 1336;
remember also that James Holmes, the Colorado Theater shooter, called himself "the Joker":
Sagittarius/Virgo: born 13 December 1987;
his massacre occured of 20 July 2012:
Cancer sun/Leo moon.

Blitzkrieg Bop:
the Ramones song's lyrics include this line:
"Shoot 'em in the back, now";
Joey Ramone,
Adolf Hitler, &
Mark Chapman: all 3 are Taurus;
Ramone: Scorpio moon;
Hitler & Chapman: both Capricorn moon.

Wings
Perhaps the most on-the-nose
Gemini/Bird wink: so obvious I didn't even notice it till my brother—Jupiter & moon in Gemini—curiously mused: "I wonder why
McCartney picked the name
Wings...?"
what are the most famous winged creatures?

In the Clash's
Rock the Casbah music video,
Joe Strummer &
Mick Jones are wearing vests of their proper
Zodiac colours:
Strummer, Leo, wears yellow, while
Jones, Cancer, wears grey;
both have Virgo moon.

Bach Wig
Johann Sebastian Bach &
Marcel Theo Hall, known professionally as
Biz Markie: both have
Aries sun/Aquarius moon;
in Markie's video for Just a Friend,
he performs sat at a piano, dressed up in a
baroque powdered wig wig & tailcoat.

J

Franz Kafka had an astounding six natal
bodies clustered in Gemini: the
Moon, Mercury, Venus, Saturn, Chiron, & Pluto; the
Sun & Jupiter both in Cancer;
Mars & Neptune both in Taurus; &
Uranus in Virgo;
Kavka, the original spelling of the family name,
means jackdaw, a kind of bird, in Czech.

John Belushi: Aquarius/Sagittarius:
born 24 January 1949; died 5 March 1982;
Chris Farley: Aquarius/Pisces:
born 15 February 1964; died 18 December 1997;
both became stars on Saturday Night Live, & then successful comedy films; both became
obese drug addicts who died at age
33 from cocaine & heroin overdose:
they each died with the sun in
the other's Mutable moon sign:
Belushi died in Pisces/Cancer: double Water;
Farley died in Sagittarius/Leo: double Fire;
3+3, 2+4, & 1+5 all add up to 6;
they were born very near to eachother:
Belushi in Chicago, Illinois, &
Farley in Madison, Wisconsin—a
suburb of the "Windy City":
Aquarius: Fixed Wind, or Air; & now there's a third Aquarius "SNL Fat Guy":
Bobby Moynihan: also with a
Mutable moon: Gemini;  born
31 January 1977; I heard him talking on the
Stern Show about his first time
walking out under the SNL stage-lights, &
what a crazy buzz (paranoiac/critical perhaps?) & excitement he felt, & continues
to feel, each time he walks out;
Moynihan has already outlived Belushi & farley by
3 years: he turned 36 this year (2013).

28 August 1964: the day
Al Aroniwitz introduced
Bob Dylan to the
Beatles in New York City, where
Dylan then introduced the
Beatles to
Cannabis:
Sun, Mercury, Uranus & Pluto in Virgo;
Moon & Jupiter in Taurus;
Venus & Mars in Cancer;
Saturn & Chiron in Pisces;
Uranus in Scorpio:
all 3 water signs; no Air or Fire;
Aronowitz &
Dylan: same sun/moon signs viceversa:
Taurus & Gemini, respectively;
Aronowitz was born 20 May 1928:
3 planets in Taurus:
Sun, Venus & Chiron; &
3 planets in Aries:
Mars, Jupiter & Uranus;
Moon & Mercury in Gemini;
Saturn in Sagittarius;
Neptune in Leo;
Pluto in Cancer.

Kenndy's girls
Jacqueline Kennedy: Leo/Aries, &
Marilyn Monroe: Gemini/Aquarius:
double Fire & double Air:
opposite Fixed signs viceversa:
the Arms of Taurus viceversa:
a symmetruical shape on the Zodiac;
once agina, this illustrates the fact that Air signs, like
Gemini, as well a earth signs, like Virgo (Kennedy's moon) are both attracted to masculinity;
Jacqueline, being double Fire, was doubly
attracted to Kennedy's moon;
Marilyn, being double Air, was doubly
attracted to Kennedy's sun.

John Paul Jones: 6 July 1747 – 18 July 1792:
double Cancer (died in double Cancer also);
John Paul Jones: born 3 January 1946:
double Capricorn: opposite Cardinal doublers.
Jimmy Page: Capricorn/Cancer;
Jimmy Pages's double-necked guitar seems to've been a wink: 11 is Caprciorn's number: the shape of the guitar's two necks looks just like  number 11;
the Pentagram, which Page is
obviously quite fond of as well:
a 5-pointed star: 5 is Cancer's number.

Frequently-collaborating English music producers
Mark "Flood" Ellis &
Alan Moulder:
same sun/moon signs viceversa:
Leo & Gemini; born 14 months apart, in 1960 & '59.

musicians
Ethel Waters: born 6 September 1943 &
Roger Waters: born  31 October 1896:
same signs viceversa, sun & moon:
Scorpio & Virgo:
no relation—she's a black American, he's an Englisher.

Howard Stanton Lavey dropped the
"Howard St" from his name, to become
"Anton Lavey", leader of the "Church of Satan".
Lavey was Aries/Virgo;
Howard Stern: Capricorn/Taurus:
Cardinal suns, earth moons;
all 3 Earth signs between them;
cusping viceversa (Aries-Taurus).

doppelgangers:
Abraham Ortelius &
Fred Hellerman:
both Taurus sun/Libra moon.

Frances E. Cain
Frances Lee McCain: born 28 July 1944, &
Frances Bean Cobain: born 18 August 1992:
born 48 years apart:
both Leos;
Scorpio & Aries moons, respectively:
double Fixed & double Fire.

How I Wrote Plastic Man
Jack Ralph Cole: Sagittarius/Scorpio:
born 14 December 1914;
Mark Edward Smith: Pisces/Aries:
born 5 March 1957;
both cusping Fire & Water viceversa, both with
Mutable sun signs;
Cole was the comicbook artist who created Plastic Man;
At age 43—when Smith was 17 months old—
Cole shot himself, on
13 August 1958: on that date the
Sun was in Leo, the Moon in Cancer: the
third cusping Fire & Water pair:
Smith is the leader of the Manchester band The Fall:
in 1980 they released a single titled How I Wrote Elastic Man:
like nearly all of Smith's lyrics, it seems to be about some miserable, failed, wretched old person; in this case, the title/chorus implies he was once a comicbook creator, who wrote of a superhero called "Elastic Man";
Cole sent a suicide note to his publisher
Hugh Hefner: Aries/Pisces:
same signs as Smith viceversa;
Fredric Wertham: born right on the
Pisces/Aries cusp, way back in 1895:
he used Cole's art, along with the publisher
William Gaines—also Pisces/Aries—as one of the
centerpieces of his deranged rants about how, as
he claimed, comics "corrupted the youth" etc.
So you see how all 3 Water & all 3 Fire signs
are involved in this wink;
Jack Cole had no Earth signs:
2 Air, 2 Fire, & all 3 Water signs:
Plastic: no solid structure:
Jupiter & Uranus in Aquarius, &
Saturn in Gemini;
Neptune in Leo, & the
Sun, Mercury & Mars in Sagittarius; the
Moon & Venus in Scorpio;
Chiron in Pisces; &
Pluto in Cancer;
note also the name Jack:  the 4 Mutable signs, as represented in pokercards, are called "Jacks":
Sagittarius is the Jack of Hearts.
Hefner is
12 years younger than Cole, &
31 years older than Smith; Smith is
42 years younger than Cole.

disfigureskating
Nancy Ann Kerrigan: Libra/Scorpio;
Tonya Maxene Harding: Scorpio/Taurus;
Scorpio paired with cusping & opposite viceversa.

Rudy Tomjanovich: Sagittarius/Virgo;
Kermit Washington: Virgo/Aries;
Kareem Abdul Jabbar: Aries/Pisces
Kent Benson: Capricorn/Aquarius;
A month before
Washington famously punched
Tomjanovich in the face, shattering his facebones apart from the rest of his skull & causing spinal fluid to leak
into his mouth, Washington's L.A. Lakers temamate
Jabbar punched Benson,
breaking his jaw, & his own hand:
Fire & earth viceversa;
2 Cardinals, & 2 Mutables:
Cardinal Fire punches Cardinal Earth; then
Mutable Earth punches Mutable Fire;
the second, much more publicized incident occured on
9 December 1977: sun & moon in Sagittarius;
Washington & Tomjanovich:
Virgo viceversa paired with noncusping Fire signs.

Mick Jagger has 5 Leos:
Sun, Mercury, Jupiter, Chiron & Pluto;
2 Taurus: Moon & Mars;
2 Virgos: Venus & Neptune;
2 Geminis: Saturn & Uranus;
the doubled arms of Cancer:
2 Fixed, 2 Earth; all 3 qualities; no Water.

Oro Roo
doppelgangers:
Jason Robards &
Ronnie Cox:
both Leos, with Mutable moons:
Virgo & Gemini, respectively.

doppelgangers:
Andy Devine &
Alex Jones:
same signs vicevesra:
Libra & Aquarius:
both even have weird, raspy voices.

the U.S. Presidents preceding & following
Ronald Reagan:
George Bush Senior: Gemini/Libra, &
Jimmy Carter: Libra/Scorpio:
both born in 1924:
Air suns, cusping moons;
Libra viceversa:
double Air, & cusping.

Jackie Gleason: born 26 February 1916, &
Ralph J. Gleason: born 1 March 1917:
both Pisces, with opposite moons:
Sagittarius & Gemini, respectively;
Ralph's whole life was contained within Jackie's
Ralph died 3 June 1975, at age 58;
Jackie died 24 June 1987, at age 71;
no relation;
both born in New York City;
born one year apart; died 12 years apart;
both died in June.

Spinal Tap forms a symmetrical shape:
Harry Shearer: Capricorn/Scorpio: the Arms of Sagittarius:
Christopher Guest: Aquarius/Sagittarius;
Michael McKean: Libra/Sagittarius;
their two Air sun signs form the Arms of Sheare, both with the Sagittarisu moon: Shearer's center; &
Rob Reiner: Pisces/Virgo: the two opposite Mutable signs double cusping on Aquarius & Libra.

The Crow
creator
James O'Barr: Capricorn/Aquarius;
screenwriter
John Shirley: same signs viceversa:
Brandon Lee, the hero, & villains
Michael Wincott: both double Aquarius; &
Michael Massee: double Leo:
Massee is the actor who, on  
31 March 1993  was handed a gun which
nobody knew had a bullet lodged in its barrel, & was directed, as scripted, to shoot Lee in the chest:
the "blank" cartridge dislodged the bullet, projecting it into Lee's spine; he died 12 hours later; he was 28 years old;
this happened in Lee's mother
Linda Lee's exact sun/moon signs:
Aries sun/Cancer moon: double Cardinal; his father
Bruce Lee was Sagittarius/Scorpio; Bruce died at age 32 on
20 July 1973: Cancer/Pisces: double Water;
they died with Cancer viceversa;
all 3 Fire signs involved, with the Fixed one's opposite;
Jason Scott Lee, the actor who played him in Dragon, filmed the same year as The Crow: Scorpio/Aquarius;
Crow co-star David Patrick Kelly: Aquarius/Leo;
Kelly was born in 1951;
Wincott was born 7 years alter, in 1958;
Lee was born 7 years later, in 1965;
Bruce & Brandon each completed
6 feature films before their deaths;
shortly before he died, Brandon Lee quoted author
Paul Bowles in an interview: a poignant passage from
The Sheltering Sky, which is engraved on Lee's tombstone:
Bowles was Caprciorn/Sagittarius.

don't buy into the ridiculous horseshit spiels of creepy bullshit artist "Astrotheologian"
Santos Bonacci (if that's even his real name):
he's selling the Usual Stuff—"illuminati" B.S., earth-salt mineral "cleasing" miracle cures, & the sad old bloody Catholic Bible, all souped up under a creepy cultish New Age guise of "Astrotheology": pointing out ridiculous notions of some vague connections between astrological fact & silly old fairy tales from his Catholic upbringing & Jehovah's Witness brainwashing: he's clearly sone some kind of entheogens (though I doubt he's had Salvia since it's been banned in Australia, his homeland), but refuses to let go of his religious indoctrinations, & thusly attempts to reconcile them in a slovenly, wishy-washy fashion with the obvious astronomical data he's picked up. You'd have to wade through literally hours of his long boring video diatribes to find the sick, vicious evil of the Pig Judge "Jehovah" hiding there, but trust me, I've done the work for you: he's a Catholic Vatican White Bishop in disguise, playing "devil" to get you running scared right back into the iron clad arms of Mama Rome. He's peddling all the same old mistaken fallacies of the Church & all of its same old tired sick rhetoric in disguise. He's a waste of time.

doppelgangers:
Steve Perry &
Anthony LaPaglia:
both Aquarius sun with Scorpio moon:
born 10 years apart:
1949 & 1959.

I was watching the Showtime documentary on
Richard Pryor—Sagittarius/Capricorn:
Mutable Fire with its cusping Cardinal Earth sign—&
many astrological things leaped out at me:
first I noticed how in almost every clip or photo of Pryor, he's wearing bright red: Sagittarius's colour;
in the clip of him being interviewed by  
Barbara Walters: Libra: the Walrus—
Pryor is wearing red, &
Barbara wears pink, Libra's colour:
Pryor was greatly effected one night on stage when he looked up & saw Dean Martin:
Gemini, his opposite, also with Capricorn moon:
he says he could "see himself through Martin's eyes, looking like a damn fool", as he did watered down comedy to please an old white audience in Las Vegas; when
Cleavon Little—Gemini/Sagittarius, born in 1939, one & a half years before Pryor—was chosen as the lead in
Blazing Saddles, which Pryor cowrote, Pryor got so upset he shot up his house, including a huge fishtank, killing dozens of rare tropical fishes; he also shot his huge painting of
Charlie Parker: Virgo/Pisces; as his wife said, Pryor
"shot him [Parker] through the heart";
The day Pryor set himself on fire:
9 June 1980: Gemini sun/Taurus moon: his
opposite with its own cusping Earth sign:
Neptune (Gemini's planet) in Sagittarius;
Jupiter, Saturn & Mars in Virgo;
finished filming the film Stir Crazy
(co-starring Gemini Gene Wilder);
the film was directed by
Sidney Poitier:
Pisces sun/Libra moon; he & Pryor: both
Mutable suns/Cardinal moons; all 4 elements between them;
Pisces: the Fish:
they showed a poignant black & white shot of Poitier looking at Pryor sternly, hand raised in a rather Christlike gesture; Pryor's eyebrows are up, like he's feeling guilty:
I immediately thought of the fishes Pryor had killed;
next thing his friend is describing how Pryor, high on freebase cocaine & 151-proof rum,  doused himself with
the liquor & lit himself on fire, after they'd just been watching a TV program showing Buddhist monk
Thich Quang Duc (exact birthdate unknown, 1897)
do the same thing with gasoline in the streets of Saigon;
Duc did his deed in Gemini also:
11 June 1963: moon & Saturn Aquarius; Jupiter in Aries;
Mars & Pluto in Virgo; Mercury & Venus in Taurus;
Duc commited suicide in protest of Vietnamese "president"
Ngô Đình Diệm: Capricorn/Gemini;
the fishtank incident reminded me of the
Ozzy Osbourne cat-shooting incident: also,
Jack Osbourne has just been diagnosed with
multiple sclerosis, the same condition
Pryor was afflicted with.

Crimson Tide/Deacon Blues, Dad
David "Deacon" Jones: Sagittarius/Cancer:
born 9 December 1938: died 3 June 2013;
Donald Fagen: double Capricorn; a doubler,
cusping on Sagittarius, & opposite Cancer;
Jones never played for the "Crimson Tide"—
South Carolina State was his college, but he was
Sagittarius, so crimson was his colour;
Capricorn Fagen's colour is Blue;
Fagen was born 10 years after Jones:
10 January 1948.

interesting how much the name
Arles, Van Gogh's adoptive home in the south of France,
looks quite a bit like
Aries: Van Gogh's sun sign;
just slice the l into an i.

Greek for Giraffe is kamelopardali: "camel-leopard";
Salvador Dali: Taurus sun/Aries moon:
born 11 May 1904;
Dali was obsessed with giraffes & rhinoceros, & made many artworks featuring them:
both are Taurian creatures;
Dali had an elder brother who'd died at 22 months old,
who had the same name:
Salvador Dali; this brother was a
double Libra: born 12 October 1901... he died on
1 August 1903: Leo sun/Scorpio moon:
nine months before Dali was born:
right when he was conceived, in other words:
Tauruses are conceived in Leo;
Dali claimed he knew himself to somehow
be his dead brother, reincarnated:
Libra & Taurus are both traditionally associated with the goddess Venus, or Aphrodite...

What's Eating Gilbert Grape:
director
Lasse Hallström,
& starring actors
Johnny Depp,
Juliette Lewis, &
John C. Riley:
all 4 are Gemini: &
Leonardo DiCaprio is Scorpio/Libra:
writer
Peter Hedges: Cancer/Virgo;
Hallström has Cancer moon;
Depp has Capricorn moon (opposite);
Lewis & Riley both have Pisces moon;
all 3 Water signs involved; Cancer & Pisces doubled;
DiCaprio wears green, Scorpio's colour, in nearly every scene in the film, including the one at the beginning where Arnie, DiCaprio's character, decapitates a big
green grasshopper with a mailbox door, then
weeps ashamedly for it in the next scene:
"I KILLED him!" Arnie sobs, with infinite regret;
In later scenes, Arnie is shown lovingly gazing at &
feeding a collection of big weird-looking bugs in a jar;
DiCaprio's spastic hand motions are very reminiscent of the way a spider's legs move, while his frequent
nose-touching is more of a Libra thing;
Several times throughout the film, Arnie climbs up a tall water tower like a spider;
this, & his frequent hilarity over the concept of "drownding",
point to the fact that Scorpio, & Cancer, the writer, are
Water signs;
At the film's end, just before they burn the house down with the fat mama's corpse inside, there is a shot of the remains of Arnie's birthday party of the day before: there are only two balloons left tied to the picnic tables set up in the yard:
one balloon is bright green: Scorpio; &
the other balloon is magenta: Libra (DiCaprio's moon);
Mary Kate Schellhardt, the actress who plays Arnie's younger sister, who beats him up in one scene, is also
Scorpio: a doubler, in fact.
Darlene Cates, the obesewoman who played Gilbert's mama:
Sagittarius/Capricorn:
Depp's opposite sun, with the same moon.
Lewis & DiCaprio:
Air & Water viceversa;
double 5-off, sun & moon;
double Mutable, & Fixed/Cardinal:
his cusping signs sit right between her opposites:
a symmetrical, thick-stemmed "Y" shape on the Zodiac;
both exhibit a sort of "beautiful retard" esthetic in the film, though Dicaprio goes way closer to
"full retard"—way beyond, in fact.

doppelgangers:
actress
Robin Wright, & politician
Michelle Bachman:
both Aries, with Fixed moons:
Scorpio & Aquarius.

Michael J. Fox: Gemini/Taurus, & his wife, actress
Tracy Pollan: Cancer/Gemini:
Gemini paired viceversa with his Arms;
both were born in June:
she's one year older:
22 June 1960, &
9 June 1961.

actors
Jonathan Ray Banks, &
Elizabeth Irene Mitchell, who uses the stage name
Elizabeth Banks:
both Aquarius, with the other 2 Air-sign moons:
Gemini, & Libra, respectively;
he was born in 1947, she in 1974.

Anthony Burgess &
Mark E. Smith:
exact same signs:
Pisces sun/Aries moon;
both born in Manchester, 40 years apart:
1917 & 1957, respectively.
Stanley Kubrick: Leo/Scorpio:
Fire & Water viceversa;
double Fixed, & cusping Mutable/Cardinal;
Malcolm McDowell:
Gemini/Libra:
fellow Mutable sun, opposite moon;
Warren Clarke, who plays Dim, is Taurus/Cancer:
the Arms of Gemini;
actor Phil Daniels, who read the audiobook version of
A Clockwork Orange:
Scorpio, fellow Water sign, also with
Aries moon; plus:
Johnny Rotten, a very Alex-like personality:
Aquarius/Libra: cuspping suns,
opposite moons with Burgess.
Kurt Cobain: Pisces/Cancer (cigarette): fellow Cardinal moon; born 1967: 50 years later:
This passage from Clockwork Orange made me think of Cobain, who died, allegedly of suicide, in Aries, 1994:
"I viddied [saw] what I had to do, and what I wanted to do...
And that was to do myself in. To snuff it. To blast off forever out of this wicked and cruel world. What I viddied was the slovo [word] 'DEATH', on the cover of a like pamphlet, even though it was only DEATH to the government, and it was like fate... And there was another malenky [small] booklet, which had an open window on the cover, and it said: 'open the window: fresh air, fresh ideas, a new way of living'. And so I knew that was like telling me to finish it all off by jumping out. One moment of pain perhaps, and then sleep, forever and ever and ever..."
Burgess's masterpiece bears a strong influence, & similarity, to the works of Allan Moore: Fellow Water sign
Scorpio, also with Aries moon:

Anthony Burgess &
Frank Herbert: Libra/Virgo:
double opposites viceversa:
Burgess's A Clockwork Orange (1962), &
Herbert's Dune (1965): perhaps the only known works of fiction to not only include artificial languages comprised of English & Russian roots, but both books include
glossaries at the back, defining each new word;
whether Herbert was at all consciously inspired by
Burgess's earlier work, or if this was a
purely astrological link, I'm not sure.
But check this out also:
in the novel A Clockwork Orange, the gang of "droogs"
are described as wearing all black: in
Stanley Kubrick's film, their outfits were changed to white:
in the novel Dune, the "Fremen" tribe's "still-suits"
are described as being bright white: in
David Lynch's film, they were changd to be black (despite that making little sense in a desert environment):
Kubrick: Leo/Scorpio: double Fixed, &
Lynch: Capricorn/Virgo: double Earth:
cusping signs—Fixed Fire & Mutable Earth—paired with the
Arms of Sagittarius—Mutable Fire—viceversa.

Huckleberry Orange
And think of the similarities between
A Clockwork Orange &
Huckleberry Finn: both are narrated in first person
by youthful, unreliable narrators, utilizing
unconventional forms of English phonology;
both have 5-syllable titles which include names of fruits:
Mark Twain: fellow Mutable sign
Sagittarius, also with Aries moon.

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien: Capricorn/Pisces, &
George Raymond Richard Martin: Virgo/Capricorn;
Caprciorn viceversa paired with opposite Mutable signs;
both are writers of fantasy novel series;
both use their "R.R." middle initials in their pen names;
Tolkien died in Virgo, at age 81 in 1973, when
Martin was 25 years old.

Lyndon B. Johnson: born 27 August 1908, &
Jared Lee Loughner: born  10 September 1988
both double Virgo (sun & moon);
Johnson died 22 January 1973.
Note how B rhymes with Lee;
& the other LBJ:
Jady Bird Johnson: Gemini moon: sun right on the cusp:
22 December 1912 (Capricorn).

Tom Waits &
John Waite:
same sun/moon signs viceversa:
Sagittarius & Cancer;
Waits is 3 years older: born
7 December 1949 &
4 July (7th month) 1952.

doppelgangers:
English musician
Thomas Dolby, &
American serial-poisoner
Michael Swango:
both Libras, with the Arms of Libra moons:
Scorpio, & Virgo; born on
14 October 1958 &
21 October 1954 (8th month).

Eddie Cochran &
Johnny Cochran:
both Libra:
Aquarius & Virgo moons
born in 1938 & 1937:
Eddie's whole life was contained within Johnny's.

Barrett "Dr. Demento" Hansen: Aries/Gemini, &
Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic: Libra/Cancer:
opposite suns, cusping moons, Air viceversa.

Larry Bird: Sagittarius with Gemini moon:
opposite, and fellow Air sign, with Gemini: the Bird.

Katy Perry: Scorpio, just got divorced from
Russel Brand: Gemini/Aries; see how each is actually
"homoerotic" for their own quality:
it never could've worked;
and then she gets together with John Mayer: Libra/Sagittarius: this time the Arms of Scorpio (double cusping), rather than her opposite, like Brand (double 5-off);
but still, I think she's barking up the wrong tree:
Mayer is again double electric, and she is really, deep down, doubly attracted to magnetic signs:
ad I was right: she just dumped Mayer.

Donald Cortez "Don" Cornelius &
Cornelius Crane"Chevy" Chase:
both Libra/Aquarius.
born 7 years apart, in 1936 & 1943.
Cornelius is such a piggy name.

semi-doppelgangers (& they had the same lame haircut):
New Order's
Bernard Sumner: Capricorn/Libra;
UB40's
Ali Campbell: Aquarius/Taurus:
Air & Earth viceversa; cuping suns;
double Cardinal & double Fixed, respectively;
born in 1956 & 1959.

Vincent Price: Gemini/Taurus, &
William Burroughs: Aquarius/Gemini:
both born in St. Louis, 3 years apart:
1911 & 1914.

Edith Barrett &
Syd Barrett

The Fly,
Jeff Goldblum, &
Son of Fly,
Eric Stolz:
both Libras, with opposite moons:
Sagittarius & Gemini, respectively.

weird that
Dave Coulier: Virgo/Taurus, &
Will Farrell: Cancer/Scorpio,
both look like monkeyface George W. Bush:
they're both double elements:
double Earth & double Water:
the Arms of Leo suns,
with opposite Fixed feminine moons:
a symmetrical pattern;
Bush is of course Cancer, like Farrell,
with the Libra (Swine) moon.

Quentin Tarantino: Aries/Taurus
Uma Thurman: Taurus/Aquarius;
John Travolta: Aquarius/Virgo;
Samuel L. Jackson: Sagittarius/Virgo;
Harvey Keitel: Taurus/Pisces
Bruce Willis: Pisces/Aquarius
Tim Roth: Double Taurus;



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a voice once said that I am an egg.. containing Ggod.. Ggod has been around a long time in different forms and other eggs.. I am the last form.. the final container before the end of time.. I asked the voice what will the end be like.. he said it's still in question.. we are all inherently both good and evil.. the coin could fall either way.. the end is inevitable.. how it will manifest is still a mystery.. there are things in this life we can't always see unless we break through the barriers.. they speak to us.. they are a part of everything.. in everything.. they are our guardian angels.. and our demons watching over us.. they are the organic aliens.. copresent with our selves.. they know a lot they see a lot they are involved and present in a lot of what goes on here.. they are the silent movers.. they have their hands in a great deal of what things go on and how it proceeds.. but they don't control everything.. nothing does.. we are truly beasts of our own devices.. we are destroying around selves and our place here.. we also love and bring beauty into the world.. as do the dream people.. the aliens.. the guardian angels.. they know a lot but they don't know everything.. no one does.. there are mysteries here for everyone involved.. and there are unknowables.. things beyond our reach even if we glanced upon it.. there is hope.. if I am Ggod or contain Ggod there is risk and there is hope.. I have beauty in me.. I have a huge heart and light that wants to heal everything and make all the pain and ugliness go away.. but I haev my demons.. I've seen them a few times on shrooms.. I saw it at my melt down.. I try to vent them onto paper.. in word and visionary display.. keep them at bay but there is risk.. I don't know how it will end.. the alien is rooting for me.. they want to see the good come out.. they also have their darkness and aggressions and impatience.. and curiosity.. they are a lot like us.. I will see you on the other side.. send me you love.. send me your good intent.. send me your prayers and light.. I've written I want to see it all go out in a nail bomb blast of disgust.. thats the darkness in me.. there is another way.. which I can't even conceive of.. I don't know what the void is or what it's significance is but what if we are eternal.. what kind of eternity do we want.. what kind can we make.. I am but one pawn in this existence.. we are all responsible for what occurs.. send me you light.. maybe there's another way.. even the darkest souls wish there was light.. hope.. love.. an eterntity of being as one.. in a circuit of connection and positive energies.. it may be so.. this is a warning.. this is message of hope.. may Ggod find balance in the confusion.. I want to see you all in the bio divinity planes in light and love.. I want all forgiven.. I want to see my grandfather and my father on their death beds and let it all go.. I don't want to hate I don't want to destroy.. I want this imbalance and confusion of life and the present existence to go away.. darkness on begets darkness.. we have our choices.. we also have our battles and chaoses.. please help me.. send me your light..
  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: refrigerator drone
  • Reading: instant messages
  • Watching: my puppets stand still in anticipation
  • Playing: a strange and real game
  • Eating: at the tree of the knowledge of good and evil
  • Drinking: the nectar of want and lust
Well, isn't this great?  I wanted to submit a poster that I had made last year that just started my passion in Psychedelic drawing and I forgot it was a put together poster! X(

Now I'm stuck taping it together and I have to position them the way that I had to put it when I first drew it.  Dang it.  But please comment. :)
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Star Trek
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water
Hi guys im in love with psychedelic stuff and will upload some you might wanna check out my blog: [link]

I have the same name like here on youtube! If you are interested in Psychedlic art you might hear Goa Trance music heres a link to my Goa playlist you might enjoy! [link]
Today I'll feature ~psybernetic-x :iconpsybernetic-x:

:bulletblue: Why this username? What's the story behind?
Im a big fan of psychedelic ambient, psychedlic dub, psychedelic music styles and i am also very interested in cybernetics, cyber sciences, all that modern futuristic thing. I thought i can express this in this one word 'psybernetic'.

:bulletblue: How long are you a deviant?
About 5 years

:bulletblue: WHY are you a deviant?
Cause i like to do art i suppose?

:bulletblue: What does art mean to you?
Creative, artist minds can add something more to the world, feelings, emotions, beauty, a point of view, expressions, etc something that make this world a little better place and they can express this through their art.



:bulletblue: What do you love about being an artist? What do you dislike?
It feels good when i finish a piece of art and the end result satisfies me, that's good about it.
Sometimes i realize how much time creating art can take, i don't like this fact sometimes, but what can we do, right? :)

:bulletblue: How do you work as an artist?
I work only when i enjoy it, long months or even a year can pass without having done some art.
Nothing and nobody can push me, as i only do this if i feel like doing art.
As for the technical details: i work mostly with Cinema 4D and Photoshop.



:bulletblue: Do you have any idols?
Not really

:bulletblue: Do you accept commishs, requests or art trades? If yes, where can we find your prices/rules?
nope

:bulletblue: A quote you love or an advice that helped you very much with your work?
Nothing comes to my mind right now.

:bulletblue: An advice for other artists?
Keep on creating art! Never give up!

:bulletblue: Anything else to say?
Uhm... I'm hungry, i should eat something. :D

Thank you for the interview!
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Archive / Saturday Feature
  • Listening to: 80s, 90s, 00s, 70s, 60s, 50s, 40s, 30s,Music
  • Reading: Hit And Run By: R.L. Stine
  • Watching: My childhood slip away.......and Survivor
  • Playing: With MY Voice
  • Eating: Sugar
  • Drinking: Water. Lots and lots of water.
So I had a dream. I always have the weirdest dreams when my mind decides to dream. It's either 'Have a nice, psychedlic dream that means nothing' or 'Death! Somebody you know dies! On this date!' and it usually does.

I dreamt that there was a bunch of baby puppies trapped behind a door. Next day my neighbor brings home a puppy and we can't see her because it's behind a fence between our houses. Ehh.

So I'll do some things. Yah.

Read it! It's funny!

1. When was the last time you swam in a pool?

Back in January. I think it was the 3rd. At the hotel we were staying at.

2. Do you like to party?

Depends. I don't like people smashing into each other.

3. If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do?

I'd probably be like 'wow, that was just a phase.' and run.

4. Are you a virgin?  

I'm 14, so I hope so. ;)

5. What are your parents views on sex?

It's hard to see with the door locked. ;)

6. If you ran into your current boyfriend/crush in 10 years would you marry them?

Sure. Why not?

7. Is your best friend dating anyone?

No. I don't think they're looking.

8. Describe the shirt you're wearing.

A grey T-Shirt with ponies on it. I need Pokemon shirts.

9. Do people who wear Hollister and Abrerbrombie every day bother you?

Nope. It's all good baby.

10. Could you go out in public without wearing make-up?

I do it all the time, so I must be a trooper. ;)

11. What is one feature that you don't like?

My big nose. ^^;

12. Would people describe you as happy?

Ecstatic. Scarily happy. :D

13. Are you single?

Yup. I'm saving all this for Bindi Irwim or Paris Jackson though. ;)

14. Does it bother you that pretty much every survey you take asks if you're single?

I could honestly care less.

15. Do you have Tumblr?

Nerp. I look at the blogs sometimes, but nope.

16. What about MySpace?

Yes. Tell no one!

17. Have you ever babysat before?

I gets paid. :D

18. Is there a teacher who you absolutely hate?

My science teacher Mrs. Edgington. Find her and do things to her. Like hold her down and TICKLE HER UNTIL SHE CRIES!

19. Ever shopped at American Eagle?

F*ck yeah! Love that place!

20. Do you like when shirt and pants have the brands on them?

Actually it really f*cking pisses me off. I go shopping with my mom and she's like 'Nash, look at this shirt!' and it has like f*cking Old Navy on it I'll be all like 'I don't support it, so I won't wear it.' I'm impossible. ;)

21. Do you have any university plans?

Nope. I'm just coasting.

22. If your best friend revealed she was a homosexual, what would you do?

It's their choice. Not my business.

23. What are your views on sex?

It's...probably less scary than they show in the videos in Sex Ed. ;)

24. Do sexual questions bother you?

A question is a question. It's ok.

25. Would you rather have sex with your girlfriend or break up?

DEPENDS.

26. Have you ever dreamed about your wedding?

Not my top concern, so no.

27. Does it bother you when people TYpe 1yk dis'? Nd stuff?

It's ok if it's in context. I.e.

Did you watch that video?

OMG IT WAS SO AMAZING I WAS LIkE Gjwegbiwprtiugjwengupwothgbuitw!

28. Do you delete pictures of you and your exes off of Facebook?

Nah. I keep all my pics on.

29. Would you ever date a friends Ex?

Nerp.

30. What's the last book you read?

War Between The Classes. For English.

31. Ready for 10 simple questions?

Hit ME!

32. What is your last name?

A plumbing company that uses red vans.

33. What grade are you in?

9!

34. What school do you go to?

PMSS!

35. Summer, Fall, Winter or Spring?

Summer!

36. Favorite Color?

Orange!

37. Are your parents together?

Indeed they are!

38. Any siblings?

A brother and a sis!

39. Favorite subject?

English! :D

40. Least favorite subject?

EVERYTHING ELSE.

41. Favorite song?

F*ck. I can't answer this. Um...my iPod says my most listened to is Emotions-Mariah Carey

42. Okay. Simple questions are over. Happy?

They were funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

43. How many friends do you have on Facebook?

Like 200. I only add people I know.

44. Ever been requested by some old guy from another country?

Those guys are my favorite. They post the raunchiest things.

45. Have you ever googled yourself?

Yup! And other PEOPLE.

46. What do you think of Stu The Aggron leaving?

He will be missed, without him, the TF community will be with less fights, less problems, and better tfs will fill the void of shitty tfs he left behind. I, on the other hand, will not miss him for every goddamn second of every GODDAMN DAY...

47. You're offered free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. What do you do?

Go. I don't mind Bieber. He's alright.

48. Would you rather spend the day at an amusement park or a water park?

Amusement Park. I'm a wuss for big rides though.

49. Been to Disney world?

F*ck yes.

50. If someone posts their status "9 Inches :(" do you know what they mean?

Nop.

51. Ever had a girlfriend?

Yesh. Katrina, my first love. I was young and so, so stupid.

52. Ever had a huge crush on someone who still doesn't know?

Not really. I think girls are good looking, but I never have like, love or feelings of that caliber for them yet.

53. Have you done something in the last week that you regret?

Not do my homework. I'll probably get a phone call home. Shit.

54. Ever drank alcohol?

My dad gave me a sip when I was little. It sucks and smells like ass.

55. Know anyone who's currently doing drugs?

Yup. A few people actually....

56. Ever watched Modern Family?

Love dat show.

57. What about Person Of Interest?

I eat that show. It's awesome.

58. Ever called someone a slut?

Yes. Over and over again.

59. What do you think of short shorts?

Depends who wears them. Model? Sure. 3 thousand pound white chick? F*CK NO.

60. Does it bother you if people swear around you?

It doesn't f*cking bother me. Who the f*ck do you think I am? I ain't no prissy ass m*ther f*cker.

61. Have you ever gotten an A in a subject?

Computers and English.

62. What about a B?

Science and Socials.

63. And a C?

Science, Math and Art. My teacher is an asshole.

64. How about a D?

Is that failing? Nothing yet. Probably science though.

65. Ever plagiarized?

Copy peoples answers? Yes. How else did I get through Math and Science?

66. Would you consider yourself popular and outcast or somewhere in the middle?

Outcast. I don't really like having to many friends, though I have many acquaintances. I prefer to listen to music.

67. Are most of your friends older or younger than you?

Both. Trust is trust.

68. Ever been stabbed In the back by a close friend?

Yup. And we aren't friends anymore.

69. Do you think it's immature when people laugh at the number 69?

People stupid enough to laugh at 69 should be put to death.

70. Have you ever seen Anime porn?

Heh...ever accidentally clicked something?

71. How many laws do you think you've broken in the past month?

Is murder a law?

72. Do you wake up with an alarm clock?

Yes, and I want it to DIE. But I can't since it's my iPod. And I love my iPod.

73. Do you prefer Wednesdays or Thursdays?

Thursdays. My mom works and the house is calm.

74. If your school had a Glee Club would you join?

I was in a Glee Club and left after 1 class. Boring shit man.

75. Ever performed in a talent show?

Yup. 2, coming on 3 times June 6th.

76. Have you ever cried in public?

I'm good at hiding it, but yes.

77. Do you have a favorite between your Mom and your Dad?

My mom. I don't really like either, but I trust her more.

78. Would you audition for a reality talent competition?

I would. When it wasn't in the summer.

79. How many celebrity crushes have you had?

A few. Not over the top.

80. How many non-celebrity crushes have you had?

None.

81. Name 5 male celebrities who you think are attractive.

Josh Hutcherson, Shia Lebouf, Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, and Justin Bieber.

82. Name 5 female celebrities who you think are attractive.

Shania Twain, Christina Aguilera, Shakira, Mariah Carey, and Pink.

83. Ever been compared to a celebrity?

I've been compared to John Lennon and Whitney Houston.

84. Have any embarrassing pictures on Facebook?

Nerp. Clean.

85. Do you think spending 20$ on Lip Gloss is a waste of money?

I've seen girls do it, but if I told them it was stupid, they'd beat me with $20 worth of Lip Gloss.

86. Ever used Opinionated?

Yah. It's kinda fun!

87. Do you have a favorite store?

Hot Topic for clothes. Walmart for toys and shit.

88. Would you ever wear Flare Jeans?

Yup. They're fun. Wait, those are the ones that flare out at the bottom.... right?

89. Do you own jeans that aren't skinny?

Yup. Their dead now.

90. Have you ever worn the same outfit twice in one week?

All the f*cking time.

91. What's the longest period of time you've been away from school?

1 week. Just sick. And on vacation. I said I was sick to go on vacation!

92. Do you google abbreviations you don't understand?

I pretend to know. I'm to lazy.

93. Does it bother you when people have cats as their profile picture?

OMG Grey cats and brown cats all look the same! Get a goddamn Calico for christ's sake!

94. Own a pair of Nikes?

Did 'cause people said they were cool. They seemed like regular shoes to me...

95. Is there a teacher at your school who has obvious favorites?

Kiss ass kids piss me off. I kiss my teacher's asses, but at least I'm SUBTLE. Their are girls that are like 'Hello! How was your weekend? Tell me all about it! And I got my homework!' so I walk up to them and kill them with my pen. Casino style.

96. If yes, are you one of them?

I'm a favorite of my English, Computer, Math, P.E., Socials, and Homeroom teachers.

97. Do you text in class?

I go on DA, but I don't text.

98. What brand of jeans do you wear the most?

West 49. The jeans of champions.

99. At what point do you think sizes are "Plus Sized?" Most magazines say 10. Do you agree?

Size 10 is not that big. So no.

100. Do you want to lose weight?

Yes. I do, I'm guilty. ^^;

101. Ever seen a therapist?

I talk to myself because I am my own consultant. Or therapist.

102. Ever watched porn?

People porn? No. Seen boobies on the tv for a movie or something? Yes.

103. Ever purposely ignored a text?

Yes. I don't like texting to much.

104. A facebook message?

Even more so.

105. A poke?

That's what those annoying little pop ups are...

106. A friend request?

Answered right away! With a yes or no!

107. Would you say you read into things too much?

Yes. I must know every detail.

108. Is your best friend more likely to be the one suggesting something stupid or refusing to do something stupid?

Both. That's what makes a good friend I guess.

109. Do you have a "fun friend?" (A friend who you have tons of fun with but you never really have deep conversations?)

Yup. Andre.

110. Ever been called a bully?

In real life, on DA, by my parents....

111. Ever purposely hurt yourself?

Why do people cut? It's the stupidest fucking thing ever. Or burning. Or listening to One Direction. IT's fucking stupid.

112. Ever gone to church?

Yes. It's BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

113. Would you call either or your parents screw ups?

Yes. My dad didn't follow his dreams and my mom married an ignorant fool.

114. If you turned out exactly like your Dad would you be pleased?

I'd Kurt Cobain.

115. What about your Mom?

I wouldn't want to be like either.

116. Let me guess… You have brown hair?

Yes. I wanted to dye it white or at least have white highlights.

117. Already know what you're being for Halloween?

I decided in February.

118. Do you still go Trick or Treating?

I like giving away the candy, but I do so people can see my amazing self made costume. :D

119. Ever liked someone WAY older than you?

Nerp. OR a celebrity YES.

120. Does it bother you when people have really loud conversations on the bus?

It's hard to hear bus conversations when you're walking. ;)

121. When you have sunglasses on, do you stare at people?

I act like such a boss. But yeah, I do.

122. Ever had a credit card denied?

Silly, you need MONEY B4 you can have a CREDIT CARD.

123. What's the last movie you watched?

30 Minutes Or Less. It's was FUNNY.

124. Last TV Show?

Mike and Molly. That's some funny shit.

125. You see your Ex making out with one of your friends. What do you do?

I don't care. We are done.

126. Ever been called a fag?

Over and over again...over and over again....

127. Ever sang the national anthem?

In English, French and Spanish.

128. Ever made yourself throw up?

Thought about it, almost did, but no.

129. Have you ever kissed someone who wasn't your girlfriend?

I respect people. No.

130. Are you Cute or Gross?

Absolutely adorable.

131. Does it bother you when people say "LOOK HOW MUCH YOU'VE GROWN!"

I hate growing up. :D

132. Can you say intelligent things around the girl you like?

I say things in confusing ways. I do.

133. Ever had the lead in a play?

Lead in a movie yes. Play? Had a chance, but I turned it down.

134. What about a solo in a concert?

I'd like one. :D

135. What kind of a student are you?

A lazy ass who doesn't do work cause he's busy working on his dreams.

136. Worst grade you've ever gotten with a Letter?

C-. My parents took away my electronics.

137. What's your favorite singers?

Rob Thomas, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, George Michael, Adele....

138. Ever had a crush on a teacher?

Well, my English teacher is young and cute, but no.

139. Would it bother you if you found out that your mother was pregnant?

It's impossible!

140. How late do you sleep in?

11 all day everyweekendday.

141. Do you edit your profile pictures before posting them?

I don't know. Don't ask don't tell. ;)

142. Be 100% honest. Do you have any friends who are uglier than you?

Yes. I'm one of the better looking ones cause I don't let stress get to me.

143. Do you believe in all that inner beauty crap?

Nope. That's just something fat people say to make themselves feel better.

144. Would you consider yourself a good student?

I'm an inspiration.

145. Does it bother you when Surveys ask "Did you like this survey?"

I always say yes.

146. Salty, Sweet, Sour or Spicy?

All but Salty. :D

147. Are you going into High School this year?

I'm in high school! First year! It sucks.

148. What about Junior High?

Done deal.

149. What is one thing someone could say to you right now that would make you cry?

We're not interested in signing you at the moment. Call us back in a few years.

150. Where did you find this note?

I googled 'Good Tagged Quesitons"

151. Last question. How many unread messages are in your phone?

0. I just don't answer.
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