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I'm sorry to tell everyone, but this may come as a shock to you all. But I am actually a 32 year old female stripper at night and a rodeo girl by day. My real name is actually Lorie Marie Ann O'neal, and I'm Mexican. I spend my free time taking long walks on the beach, walking my ferret and dropping mad raps dawg.
I have an approximate figure of a size 10 pant and DDD perfectly rounded breasts--I don't need a bra, because they are perfectly perky. And natural. Just like my dark blue-black hair is perfectly natural as well. Despite my previous description, I am actually 6 feet tall and probably stronger than you; but you'd never know because I look like a swim suit model--delicate and shit.
All of my wonderful art? Yeah. That's only like...10 percent of my talent. I don't want to cause a scene. You know how haters can be.
You can check me out in all my glory at my awesome website! [link]
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Since a bunch of people seemed to love my 2P!CanadaXNerd!Reader story, 'Canadian Bully'([link]), I was wondering whether or not to make it into a short series.
If I did, the story would contain; More info about 2P!Matthew's and Reader's childhood interactions/friendship(?)/rivalry(?).
Some brotherly bonding between 2P!Alfred and 2P!Matthew.
More 2P!Alfred's bitching
(Possibly)Some shenanigans by The Allies/Adversaries.
More molestation by 2P!Francis.
The iHop date between Reader and 2P!Matthew. The school's reaction to Reader's and 2P!Matthew's newfound relationship( put this thought into my head. :3 )
And anything else I can think of after that!~
The story would start sometime during their younger years, and would end maybe sometime after high school ends. Possibly even into their adult years. (Does anyone else hear the sound of wedding bells? Or maybe that's the sound of the pitter-patter of little feet?! > w<)
Comment and tell me whether or not you'd like this to happen!
I WANT A TON OF PEOPLE TO COMMENT SO THAT I FEEL ENCOURAGED TO DO THIS!!! ; w ; PLEASE! DO IT FOR MATTIE!
(1P!Canada) F-f-f-for m-m-me?! W-wow! I never thought that p-pepole noticed me enough t-too do this! I am so greatful-
(2P!Canada) No one really gives a shit aboot you, Maple Shit. It's me they want.
Obvious MLP rendition/parody to the song: - "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock ------------------------------- Neon Lights featuring Vinyl Scratch & Pinkie Pie performing "Pony Rock Anthem".
Watch the video on YouTube and find the song's $1 MP3 download link. MP3 sales will go directly into funding the song's music video.
MLP Style: "Pony Rock Anthem" | Neon Lights feat. DJ Pon-3 & Pinkie Pie
Click here for the actual lyrics of ShadyVox's MLP style rendition of "P.R.A.". -------------------------------- Music video by Neon Lights,V.S.,and Pinkie Pie performing "Pony Rock Anthem".
Music Video: "Pony Rock Anthem" | Neon Lights feat. DJ Pon-3 & Pinkie Pie ~Embedded YouTube Link Coming Soon~ --------------------------------- ~Cast~ - ShadyVox as Neon Lights ( [link] )
- BreeFaithVA as Vinyl Scratch (a.k.a. DJ Pon-3) ( [link] )
So... Haters have found their way here yet again. I really have to fucking wonder about them.
"Bases aren't art." - Did I ever fucking claim they were? No. All I said was they are a platform upon which people can build art. That is why they call it a base.
"You're stealing." - Technically, yes. If I had a way to contact the copyright holders, don't you think I would? Really? If the owner of the images wants the bases removed, then by all means, I will remove them. If some whiny little hater wants them removed, tough fucking titty. ------- Are you really going to tell me that spending three days to render an image down to its most basic form, without hair or clothing, maintaining anatomical correctness, and keeping the lines clean and simple is not worthy of asking for a tiny bit of credit? And the same person who says that will link me to an image of this sort and tell me that it's art. Really. A picture of a woman's ass in a thong (which could be taken by anyone, even a two year old with a camera) is more artistic than rendering down an image to provide a basic reference for artists? This, which is just a still from a movie with text added to it, is more artistic than rendering down an image to provide a basic reference for artists? This, which is just taken straight from the anime with the background removed, is more artistic than rendering down an image to provide a basic reference for artists? This, which is literally just words on a black, bucket-filled background, and could be made in under a minute by anyone with decent typing or copy-paste skills), is more artistic than rendering down an image to provide a basic reference for artists?
I do not understand this.
((No offense to the artists featured here. I'm using these as examples only.)) ((All linked images were taken straight from dA's front page, under "popular in the last 24 hours.")) ((DO NOT GO TO THEIR PAGES AND FLAME THEM. LEAVE THEM ALONE.))
chicos como (muchos me dijeron esto atraves de notas) los he hecho sufrir un poquitin voy a compensarles que voy a pucblicar la parte 11 y escribire la cita que tuvieron Dezz y Xacier, >w< espero me perdonen
A la manana siguiente Marie desperto lentamente, y realiso nuevamente que se encontraba en el bosque, se estiro y miro hacia el techo de la cuevo, perdiendo la mirada, en eso entra una mariposo y se postra en la nariz de Marie, ella rie.
Marie- almenso tu no tienes lo problemas que yo tengo
la mariposa respondio agitando sus alas
Marie- eres tan bella
la mariposa se levanta de la nariz de Marie y se queda suspendida en el aire
Marie- no te vallas
la mariposa se dirijio al frente de la caberna, Marie se da vuelta y ve a la mariposa esperando, Marie se levanta y camina hacia la entrada, tenia los zapatos empapados y desidio quitarselos. La mariposa segui su rumbo cada cierta distancia esperando a Marie, quien la seguia con curiosidad. Siguiron su camino asta que la mariposa llego a su destino.
------- En la casa Flyn ------
Phineas habia dormido en el sofa, se levanto y se dirijio hacia arriba, sabiendo que Isabella se habia despertado toco la puerta debilmente.
Isabella- vete!
Phineas- Mi amor, porfavor habre
Isabella- que quieres!
Phineas- porfavor dejame solo hablar contigo
Isabella- estas hablando
Phineas- me refiero cara a cara
Se ollen una pisadas dirijiendose hacia la puerta, Isabella la abre, se encontraba usando una bata (si an visto cortinas que son blancas y se puede ver atraves de ellas la bata es haci).
Isabella- y bien
Phineas se encontraba asombrado por la imagen que veia enfrente de el
Isabella- ahora estas mudo? *enfadada*
Phineas abrio la boca pero lo unico que consiguio decir fue..
Phineas- wow
Isabella se quedo asombrada, esa no era la respuesta que esperaba, pero podia ver la cara de asombro que ponia Phineas.
Phineas- te ves... hermosa
Isabella podia ver que Phineas lo decia con toda la inocencia he inconcientemente. Se podia ver la cara de embobamiento que tenia Phineas puesta, Isabella estaba alagada.
Isabella- gracias...
Phineas no le podia sacar la mirada de Isabella, no podia decir nada, estaba asombrado
Ìsabella- ha, conque haci estamos Flynn
Phineas segui viendo a Isabella, y trago
Isabella- *con cara picara* y que me querias decir
Phineas- *embobado* yo.. yo..
Isabella- te escucho
Phineas- *embobado* yo te amo Isabella * la abraza* porfavor porfavor no me tortures de esta manera, se uqe lo meresco, jamas quise causarle dano a Marie, ni ati *la mira a los ojos* no quiero jamas nunca verte llorar, te amo demaciado, no me lo perdonare jamas, ya nunca mas quiero ser el causante de tus lagrimas *en inca* te suplico por tu perdon, Isabella te prometo que sere mejor persona pero no me agas esto, no resisto soy debil delante de ti, te amo Isabella Flynn Garcia-Shapiro, con todo mi corazon y me lastimo tremendamente el verte llorar, el verte sufrir
A todo esto Phineas le habia tomado la mano a Isabella, que tenia un cara haci O.O nunca hubiera imaginado, sonado con tener esta reaccion de Phineas, lo tenia literalmente a sus pies rogando perdon, estaba apunto de llorar, tampoco imaginaba cuanto se arrepentia haberle echo llorar. Isabella se inco y abrazo fuerte a Phineas.
Isabella- claor que te perdono, pero solo si me prometes algo
Phineas- *viendola a los ojos* lo que sea
Isabella- que jamas nunca volveras a hacernos esto, a Marie y a mi!
Phineas te lo prometo, no te lo juro!
Isabella sonrio y beso como nunca antes a su esposo.
Phineas- Mi amor?
Isabella- si?
Phineas- hay que ir a buscar a Marie
Isabella- si tienes razon
Phineas- solo me arreglo y me bano y nos vamos
Isabella- de acurdo, pero anda apurate!
---------- Con Marie---------
estaba parada recallendo en un arbol de lado, viendo la magestuosidad de el valle que la mariposa la habia llevado, era un campo de flores que parecia jamas terminar, con uno que otro arbol, pero mas que todo lo que impresionaba mas era la cantidad de mariposas, cientos y cientos de mariposas , la mariposa quien estaba al lado de Marie prosigio a juntarse con las demas mariposas, Marie la siguio y al instante que estubo en medio de todo el paraje, la mariposas hicieron un circulo al rededor de ella, revolotiendo al rededor de ella, era un espectaculo, Marie estaba atonita de la explenditud de lo que etsaba nefrente de sus ojos, jamas se imaginaba esto ni en sus mas locos suenos podria haber imaginado esa imagen. Pasaron las horas y ella estaba acostado en el pasto fresco jugando con las mariposas.
---------------- Con Phineas ------------
Phineas despues de haber buscado tres horas contacto a la plicia quien estaban buscando sin parar a Marie, las horas pasaban y sus esfuerzos eran inutiles, entonses a Isabella se le ocurrio que podria estar con Jazz, Phineas he Isabella se dirijieron a la residencia Rai, al llegar Phineas toca el timbre. Baljeet abre la puerta.
Baljeet- hola Phineas, a que se debe este plaser?
Isabella- por casualidad no han visto a Marie?
Baljeet- pues, no la verdad no pero le puedo preguntar a mi hija
Phineas- porfavor *con tono preocupado*
Baljeet- *grita hacia andetro* JASMIN!
Jazz- ya voy papa
En unos segundos Jazz estaba en la entrada
Jazz- si papa?
Baljeet- no has visto a Marie, o oido de ella?
Jazz- no desde anoche, que me llamo pero me colgo porque Phineas la estaba llamndo
Contest Concept For this contest you will make an anthro or fantasy creature based on your country's national animal. Please read on if this contest sounds interesting/challenging to you.
Additional Information/Clarification:
The due date for the contest is currently August 1st, 2012. We may extend the contest by a week or two if the participants ask for it; however, you can't ask for extensions until after July 15th.
Here is a list of national animals: [link] You must draw one of the national animals for your country - you cannot choose another country's animal just because you "like it better" or it's closer to what you normally draw. If you really don't like your country's national animal(s), you could draw the animal/bird for your state/Province/Territory/etc. instead. Here are two more lists that might help you out: [link][link]
You can base the picture/design off of your country's unique culture (ex: the people in your country typically wear bright clothing, so you could dress up your anthro in bright clothes) or you can take a more subdued approach to the theme instead. An example of a more subdued approach would be to place your fantasy animal in a mountain stream because your country is known for its clear mountain streams.
You can include your country's flag in your picture if you'd like. If you choose to include your country's flag, please try to incorporate it in an artful way instead of just slapping it on the background.
This is supposed to be a fun contest, so don't make your picture negative or overly political.
Do not submit an old piece of artwork. Anything you submit must have been made AFTER May 26th, 2012.
Any medium is accepted. Digital art, traditional art, sculpture, costume... whatever you'd like!
Keep it clean. Mature artwork will not be allowed in this contest.
When you're done, please submit your contest entry to the contest folder: [link]
You can have up to two entries, but you can only win one prize (just to keep it fair to everyone).
Do not copy another person's work! Aside from your country's flag, everything must be made by you (or you have permission to use it, like with stock photography for photomanipulations). Tracing or using bases/premade lineart is not allowed!
You must include this symbol in your entry for it to count.[link] Why? Well, it's just to make sure that you aren't using premade artwork for this contest.
Current Judges
Judging Criteria:
40% theme - Did you follow the theme? 10% effort - How much effort did you put into your picture? Did you turn in a quick head sketch or did you make a fully finished picture with a detailed background? 20% creativity - How creative were you? Did you draw a boring picture of your anthro standing around on a white background, or did you really think outside of the box and make something interesting? 30% art skill - Does your piece have good composition, anatomy, lighting, perspective, etc. Does your bear actually look like a bear or does it look like a dog?
+5 BOUNS POINTS: Did you include this symbol [link] in a creative way?
How to gain points from the judges:
Include a background! Your piece will be much more interesting if you give your anthro/fantasy creature a place to live.
Describe your picture in your artist's comments. We'd love to hear about your artistic process! This is especially important if you went with a more subdued approach on the theme.
Be creative!
The first and second place winners will be determined by the judges. The third place winner will be determined by a popular vote from our members. If the first or second place winner also wins the popular vote, then the runner up in the popular vote will win the third place prize.
If you'd like to donate a prize to the contest, please leave a comment here or send the group a note titled "Prize Donation" and tell us what you would like to donate. Points, subscriptions, features, and art are all acceptable donations. You will get a special journal feature if you donate a prize and you can still participate in the contest.
Advertisement Raffle If you won't have time to participate in the contest but you still want to win something, you can advertise our contest in your journal or group for a chance to win our advertisement raffle. You will get one "raffle ticket" for each place you advertise our contest (so if you advertise us in your personal journal and your group journal, you will have two chances to win). You can also enter the raffle by this journal. A winning name will be drawn randomly from everyone who advertised for us or this journal.
You must link me to the journal/blog post where you advertised our contest to get a "raffle ticket." The raffle will be held June 10th (two weeks from now).
And yes, you can enter both the raffle and the main contest if you'd like.
Current Raffle Prize: An uncolored head sketch from ~aboveClouds
Current Raffle Entries: Everyone who has the journal (note: this journal must be in your favorites on June 10th to be eligible for the raffle)
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More info about 2P!Matthew's and Reader's childhood interactions/friendship(?)/rivalry(?).
Reader's sweet, flamboyantly dressed BFF; 2P!Arthur.
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20% creativity - How creative were you? Did you draw a boring picture of your anthro standing around on a white background, or did you really think outside of the box and make something interesting? 
30% art skill - Does your piece have good composition, anatomy, lighting, perspective, etc. Does your bear actually look like a bear or does it look like a dog? 
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