Grub!GHB x Lusus!ReaderBeing the Grand High Grub's lusus was hard, espcially when he was in a grumpy mood. But then there were moments like these where you could just hold him and revel in the fluffyness that his hair has.Grub!GHB x Lusus!Reader5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
He was looking straight ahead, trying to ignore you as you cuddled him. He knew you were trying to make him feel better, but he didn't WANT to feel better. He was getting frusterated with your kindness, you knew because his hair was fluffing up, making him look bigger than he was.
Not that it was very intimidating, you're a giant (type of animal), his lusus. There wasn't any way you could be scared of him.
That didn't mean he wouldn't try to m
FranceXReader - Panty RaidersShe's so pretty when she's asleep, Francis thought as he watched the soft rise and fall of your chest. It's nice to see this non-energetic side of (Name) for once. the blond man couldn't help a small smile creep onto his face. However, he was soon roughly shaken out of his trance by one of his two accomplices.FranceXReader - Panty Raiders8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Come on, we haven't got any time to waste! Do you really want to get caught now, after all this time? Hurry, amigo!"
"Get your unawesome ass in gear, we need to go!" Another voice hissed. The man grumbled.
"Fine, fine. Let's go." Once his friends were through the window, the man hesitated a moment, before sighing and clambering out
chocolate milk You watch with bated breath as your older brother, Dave, finally gets you down a cup from one of the high shelves. You had already gotten out the milk for him and scurry off so you can get the chocolate syrup, too.chocolate milk2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
By the time you get back he's already poured you a glass of milk and is screwing the top on. You stand on your toes, eyes never leaving the bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup as he brings it up and uncaps it. The delicious chocolate gold begins to pour out into the cup- but to your horror, is interrupted almost immediately.
"Dave," your aunt Rose sniffs, "that is more than enough. For pity's sake, you'll have Dirk's teeth rot
Grub!GHB x Lusus!Reader - Bath Time Shenanigans"Honk!"Grub!GHB x Lusus!Reader - Bath Time Shenanigans30 minutes ago in Humor More Like This
You were fighting viciously with your grub, it was a war between him and his lusus. You had scrathes and bit marks covering your hands and arms, even some places where he had the audacity to stab his horns into your flesh. He was no better off, scratches were on his face from your grabbing hands, though his grubby body was protected by his ectoskeleton.
Grand Highgrub was filthy, having taken a nap in a puddle of Faygo. All you wanted was to bathe him, but he would never comply easily. You were a roaring and screeching mess of frusteration but he wasn't even fazed. His indigo eyes glared into you
Hetalia X Reader: High School Never Ends Pt 5.You stared in horror as you watched the dark figure slowly carve letters into the wall, the knife screeching slightly. You turned to Eliza, "...Wh-Who's that?" you whispered. Eliza was frozen for a second...then turned on the light, simply saying, "Hey, Natayla." calmly and happily. The figure turned to you; they revealed them self as a girl with planitum blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. "Hello." she said, her voice made you shiver a little, "I am Natayla Arlovskaya." she quickly turned from your sight back to the wall. You walked slowly into the room and sat down on the bottom bunk of the three bunker bed; you stared at Natayla's detailedHetalia X Reader: High School Never Ends Pt 5.8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The Perils of Francine“Hey-yelp! HEY-YELP!”The Perils of Francine18 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Missus S! What is it?” asked Jeff Fischer, hurrying into the kitchen.
“Sorry to alarm you, Jeff, just getting into character.” Francine Smith turned the bacon and eggs in the frying pan. “I got a Penelope Pitstop outfit and I’m practicing her personality for when I put it on. Something to do as I make breakfast, I mean, this little ol’ breakfast,” she corrected, having a try at Penelope’s honeyed Southern accent.
Jeff looked hungrily at the bacon and eggs, but poured himself a bowl of organic granola and soymilk instead. His wife, Hayley, kept hi
Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 1Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 113 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Children of a Lesser Dragon God Whelp Boy Thingy Guy”
Written by The Descendant
Cover art provided by UltimateUltimate/ZantyARZ.
Edited by Future.
Dedicated to GiantMako, in the hope that it cheers him up a bit.
O me! for why is all around us here
As if some lesser god had made the world,
But had not force to shape it as he would
-Alfred Lord Tennyson
“Idylls of the King”
Chapter 1: “His Noodly Materials”
Generally, when ponies begin running around in circles and screaming, it is because of something rather upsetting.
Tiny: Chapter Five - Finger Paint Starts in Starscream's point of view and is set in TFPrimeverse. I don't own Transformers.Tiny: Chapter Five - Finger Paint7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
In this chapter, the other Decepticons will meet sparkling Optimus.
I walked towards the command center of the Nemesis, wings held high as usual. Megatron called all of his higher ranking officers to the command post to discuss something he refused to speak of over the intercom. There has been some recent chatter among the troops about a 'new arrival'. Unlike most common hearsay, the word traveling among the foot soldiers is usually true. Hopefully it will be someone useful to the Decepticon cause… preferably a Seeker.
Perhaps the meeting will
Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 3Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 312 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 3: “Water into Whine”
“And, so… well, that’s The Noble Dragon Code,” Spike said, setting the index cards down at his side.
The assembly of dragons stared back at him.
“So, ummm… any questions?” he asked, dancing his fingers together.
An awkward silence sat around the meadow, one that hovered there as the dragons blinked, each one lost in the high, holy sacred mysteries that had just been read to them on index cards written with crayon.
“I have a question,” Grumplight Grumple said, still unmoved from her stare of heavily grumpified grumpiness.
Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 2Children of a Lesser Dragon God: Chapter 212 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 2: “The Dragon God Who Wasn’t There”
A familiar figure went hopping up Ponyville’s streets in a blur of pink, treats at the ready.
“Hi!” Pinkie Pie said, bouncing in place. “Who are you?!”
She bounced and bounced, staring up at a particularly unwholesome looking dragon. It stared down at her balefully, its spikes rattling across its back and across its scales in a way that seemed to give it any number of horrible lacerations.
“I am Gothrang the Destroyer! I am he who casts mountains to the sea!” the dragon spoke, the flame in his eyes hovering over the pink pony. “I
TDADO --- Aftermath IV(Aftermath Theme plays)TDADO --- Aftermath IV13 hours ago in Humor More Like This
FLASHBACK SEQUENCE: Shin and Bridgette
Vanessa: (standing on top of the tower from Princess Pride) Good luck! And fight well..or…whatever. Like I care. (blows air kisses. They actually are little pieces of paper that flutter down to the knights) Sir Brick. (blows air kiss) Sir Shin (blows air kiss. Bridgette slaps the kiss before it reaches him)
Shin: What is your deal!? That was my kiss!
Bridgette: The only kissing you should be doing after what you did, is taking punches right to YOUR kisser. (glares at him)
FLASHBACK SEQUENCE: Justin
Justin: (Justin is holding a punching ba
Descendants of Darkness 7 Minutes in Heaven Start.Descendants of Darkness 7 Minutes in Heaven Start.22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
You had no clue what was going on, you had just died only a few months ago and had been recruited by these strange people a day after. Even though you had gotten to know most of them by face and name, you didn't know much about their personalities and were completely confused when you were dragged into the office building by Watari. "Watari does Tatsumi know what you're doing?" You asked hoping to get out of whatever he was planning
Watari smiled. "Yes he does, infact he's agreed to be part of my latest experiment."
A look of dread crossed your face Dang it if Tatsumi's in on it, it must be bad. You thought to yourself, knowing that when Tatsumi was in on something, it could only mean revenge.
Watari grabbed your hand once more, and proceeded to drag you into his lab.
"Help get me out of here!" You shouted scared of what he might do.
"Oh hush now. I'm not going to do anything, except help you get to know us better." Watari huffed as he crossed
Eclipse Of The Heart pt.73 Eclipse Of The HeartEclipse Of The Heart pt.735 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Part Seventy-Three: Nightmares; Asleep And Awake
"So what did Iba want with you?" Ichigo asked as he zipped up his duffle bag, "Believe it or not he asked me to convince you to join the Men's Association," he wrinkled his nose, "...Seriously? Is he EVER going to give that up?" he huffed, she chuckled softly and tossed her backpack over her shoulder, "I suppose not, are you ready to head on o- what happend to your hand?" she asked with raised eyebrows, Ichigo blinked, "Oh um... nothing..." he muttered back, glancing at the Hello Kitty band-aid on his hand and smiling nervously, she frowned and narrowed her eyes, "..
~A Lenore Love Story~Chapter 4: Fun House~A Lenore Love Story~8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Mr. Gosh mananged to drag himself away from the manor back to Lenore's grave.
"Whyyyy Lenorrrrre?? Why him???" he cried, ""Its all that dolls fault!! Its cause hes tall, isnt it? Because he has hair!...i had hair..." He stuck his head into the soft dirt of the grave and thought to himself, "My Lenore..."
The first week of dating was awkward... The young couple went to the park along with Mr. Chippy and Taxidermy for a picnic but got into a fight when Lenore brought bananas. Then they went to the circus but got kicked out when Lenore screamed at the ringmaster to stop "prancing" around the animals, they'll g
Simpler Times-One ShotThe huge doors to the chamber room opened slightly and two children tiptoed quietly over to the stand where the All-Father kept his helm. They looked around. It was perfect, there was no one in sight.Simpler Times-One Shot8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Because he was tallest, Loki Odinson reached up and removed the gleaming headpiece from the pedestal, grinning. His companion, a thin, redheaded girl named Emma, undid the lid of the jar she was holding and prepared to take the helmet from the young prince. After exchanging their burdens, Loki dug out a small, wide, wooden spoon from his pocket and dipped it into the jar, extracting it covered with honey. Then, before the slow moving honey could ooze off of the utensil, he shoved inside the helmet and smeared a great deal of it on the roof of the headpiece.
Emma let a gleeful giggle bubble out of her throat as Loki added more sticky honey to the helmet. He grinned back up at her and spread one last dollop of honey inside the helmet before taking the helmet from Emma and returning it to it
Dating Game!(Naruto Version)For girls~"Oh isn't this fun ______?It's so exciting!!"TenTen exclaimed as she tugged on your hand.You shrug.Dating Game!(Naruto Version)For girls~8 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Not really..I mean what's so exciting about picking doors with guys behind them?"you ask.Ino drapes her arms around your shoulders.
"Like the whole point of dating them,duh ______!"she says.You sigh.
"Well I don't see the excitement.I mean..what if you get a creepy guy?"you ask.
"Well that has happened before..but those chances are actually pretty slim."Sakura joins in.
"Yeah!!Besides,it's totally a bigger percent of getting a hot guy as your date!"Ino says.You look over at Hinata,quiet as ever.
"What do you think about it Hinata?"you as
Danny's Blog 4So, the past few days have been rather lonely. But right now I am feeling pretty damn smug. :DDanny's Blog 411 hours ago in Humor More Like This
As I’ve explained before, I’ve begun to leave the mansion as much as possible, right? Because I don’t really wanna be around Frank and I definitely didn’t wanna be near Joe. I figured if I was near him, my natural instinct to flirt my brains out would kick in before I could stop myself. But now that’s all changed!
It was a very nice night last night. The air was cool and comforting. I was thinking of driving up to this spot up in the mountain to see if I could find any constellations. For whatever reason, I could alwa
Action Stars Vs Darkstalker: Arnold SchwarzeneggerArnold Schwarzenegger:Action Stars Vs Darkstalker: Arnold Schwarzenegger13 hours ago in Humor More Like This
I’ll be Back!
Hasta La Vista baby!
Come on, let’s party!
UHH! Look at that big baby! Good thing I didn’t have to bring up a baby like that……uh why do I remember this?!
Well, that lose was Ice cold!!....No more Ice puns, I promise.
(Vs. Tom Cruise) Sorry Captain Algren, but I’ll like to inform you that Barbarians are indeed better than samurais.
(Vs. Sylvester Stallone) Funny, the former world champion, Apollo Creed looks exactly like my buddy Dillon.
(Vs. Bruce Willis) Dang. I would think A CIA operative like you would have some skill, Church, but I guess not.
(Vs. Dolph L
D.Gray-Man 7 Minutes in Heaven Start.D.Gray-Man 7 Minutes in Heaven Start.23 hours ago in Humor More Like This
It was another boring day in the black order until Cross called you to the library. "What is General Cross?" your curiosity got the best of you.
"I figured since may people have the day off, why not have a game day, and the game that has been decided upon is Seven Minutes in Heaven."
You heard that and mentally sweatdropped. "You're just looking to get into a closet with a young girl aren't you General Cross?"
Cross glared at you. "For your cheeky remark you get to go first." Cross held out a hat for you to stick your hand into.
Hetalia Headcanons 3- Matthew and Alfred are huge Superman fans. they have sleepovers where they watch dozens of Superman movies and read the comics. They were also heart-broken when Goerge Reeves died and Christopher Reeve became paralyzed and later died. They can't wait for "Man of Steel" to come out.Hetalia Headcanons 32 hours ago in Humor More Like This
- USA is close friends with both South Korea and Japan. He can't hang out with both of them at the same time though, there's a good chance they'll fight with eachother.
- Germany and Prussia naturally smell like beer, in a good way.
- France likes roses but his favorite flower will always be the iris.
- Australia rips on USA a lot but never out of hate. He ac
O.o (PDP Writing Meme)RULES:O.o (PDP Writing Meme)2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
- Pick 10 of your OCs in any order. If you don’t have 10 OCs use canon, borrow yer friends's char, whatever.
- Don't look at the numbers in the questions while picking the characters! (it's more fun that way)
- Link back to the blank.
- Have fun!
PICK YOUR VICTIMS!
3. Mr. Chair
10. Teleporting Naked Guy
1. So, [Skully], what do you think about Valentine's Day?
Skully: Love sucks.
Piggeh: Passionately. <3 <3
2. Believe it or not, but [Mr. Chair] was convinced to go to a blind date. Turned out his partner is [CutiePie].