How to Pick Up Ladies1. GreenHow to Pick Up Ladies16 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“First, you gotta be cool and smooth.” Green winked seductively. He then saw Leaf walking by, merely widening the smile he wore. With three long strides, he approached the girl and wrapped his arm around her shoulders. “Hey Leaf,” he said softly, face close to hers. “Wanna go out-”
“No.” Leaf answered shortly and coldly.
In less than a second, Green was sulking and crying in the corner at the cruel rejection.
“Okay first, you need to softly hold her face with your hands,” Jun explained as he cupped Hikari’s cheeks, who just so happened to be confused as to
[ PruHun ] Angry Feminist GilbertGilbert was pissed, and not just kinda-sorta pissed, but raging, flames shooting from his eyes "get the fuck out of my way" pissed.[ PruHun ] Angry Feminist Gilbert16 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Why was he pissed?
Because his best friend since childhood just told him about kicking the shit out of her sexist and verbally abusive boyfriend.
Now, he wasn't pissed about Eli kicking the shit out of him (honestly, if he'd been informed, he would've been cheering her on) but by the things she'd said he told her. Now, he knew Eli was a smart girl, and that, under any other circumstance, she would've left the douchebag the moment that he breathed a word of that "a woman's place is in the kitchen" bullshit, and stomped her high-heel into his balls.
But, she'd had a crush on this guy since high school and, sadly, crushes can make you do stupid things. Like date assholes. And do anything for said asshole. And completely forgive all of these asshole's faults.
Now, he gave Eli credit, she got out of there before things got bad. And, it w
Winged Nightmare “This is going to be exciting!” Serena exclaimed as she stood before the mouth of the cave. Fingers cupping one another, her eyes gleamed at the size of the opening. Her mouth widened to a wonderful, excited smile. Finally, an adorable giggle slipped from her lips. Turning her head to the side, she spotted her Fennekin, who was more than eager to enter the mysterious cave.Winged Nightmare16 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Let’s go, Evangeline!” Hands giving a single clap, she marched one foot forward. However, Serena then stopped, her face giving an expression that she had remembered something.
“Oh right,” Left hand fisted her right palm,
The cruel truth - Chapter 2The cruel truth - Chapter 213 hours ago in Humor More Like This
First things first:
I DON'T OWN TRANSFORMERS PRIME! ALL RIGHTS BELONGS TO HASBRO AND THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS!
I am sorry that it took me so long to update this FF, but finally i found some time so i could finish this chapter :D
I hope you like it and i hope my english is okay :)
Oh and DON'T LIKE IT? THAN DON'T READ IT!!
Have fun now!
“Optimus? Hey Optimus, it’s me, Ratchet. Do you read me?”
Two bright blue optics opened slowly and a growl was heard when Optimus woke up from a dreamless slumber.
He just wanted to get some sleep
[ Bad Touch Trio ] Sexy Spanish SailorThe smell of saltwater filled Gilbert’s nose as he took a deep breath in, a wavy smile working its way onto his face as he stared out at the dock. He liked being around the water, but he hated being in it. Placing a hand above his eyes to shield them from the burning sun, he glanced around, hoping to catch a glimpse of the flamboyant light green, or shining blonde hair of his friend Francis in the crowd. His smile twisted into a grin when he noticed him leaning against the railing, and he quickly scurried over, dodging multiple sailors that just happened to be unloading one of the few ships that had docked.[ Bad Touch Trio ] Sexy Spanish Sailor14 hours ago in Humor More Like This
After exchanging the usual pleasantries, he leaned against the rail himself.
“I can’t wait to see him!” he chirped, and Francis looked over with a slight smirk.
“Yeah…Do you still think he’ll be a skinny little thing?” he questioned curiously.
“Hmm…Probably not, considering all the work you put in on a boat. He’ll p
An Adventure With A PirateAn Adventure With A Pirate6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The boy ignored the sound and continued writing. While is right hand expertly maneuvered the expensive feather pen his left absently fingered the bright red scarf that draped around his neck. His grandmother sent him one every year. She worried about the cold sea wind giving him a chill.
A frown creased his forehead as he stared down at the paper, trying to keep his train of thought on the tracks.
He heaved a sigh that was half exasperation half resignation as he rose from the oak desk. Pushing aside the lace curtains he opened the window and poked his head outside. "Will you stop? Mother will hear you!
Waffle's search for a burger.Waffle's search for a burger.12 hours ago in Humor More Like This
It was a bright morning in Ponyville and Waffle was in the mood for meat, but meat she could not have cause ponies are herbivores and she is a pony so she must be a herbivore. But she then decided tha fuq it she is South African and African’s enjoy eating lion meat cause this fanfic is racist and believe in racist stereotypes. Waffle then flew out her window next to her bed, but then flew whole in wall cause she did not have a window next to her bed. Waffle go to veggie king which is obviously a parody of burger king, but this is ponies so there. Waffle enter veggie king, which is a parody of burger king just btw, and asks for lion meat
Banter with Character 29 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTMe: I have a special announcement! I am now working on a new yaoi romance starring the ever loved Jeff the Killer!Banter with Character 29 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT1 day ago in Humor More Like This
Jeff: Wait, what?!
Me: Yes, that’s right, Jeffy is gonna get himself a boyfriend and fall in love. (fangirl squeal) Plus, there’s gonna be a lot of rough sex, since Draco keeps doing a sound blocking spell around his room whenever he and Harry are going at it.
Jeff: I didn’t agree to this!
Me: Yes you did. You told me last night that you didn’t care what I wrote, as long as I made you top.
Jeff: Wait…I was drunk last night.
Me: Yes, you were very drunk.
Jeff: You got me drunk last night so th
Through a Slender Opening, Part 20A knock at the Principal’s office.Through a Slender Opening, Part 206 hours ago in Humor More Like This
“Sorry to interrupt but, uh, I thought you should know the goths are rioting in the lunchroom . . . It seems they’re having some sorta civil war.”
The Principal sighed. “Why, exactly?”
“According to the kitchen staff, it seems that the Grand Goth has been deposed for a new one, and the Keeper of the Precepts is trying to subdue the fringe of reactionary loyalists back into line.”
“The school medic been dispatched?”
“Doing triage now.”
“Good . . . Good . . . Anything important to report?”
“Um. No. You’re taking th
Hetalia America's Pool PartyI am not wearing that. England said as he looked down at the clothing item that America had handed him from the other side of the dressing room.Hetalia America's Pool Party12 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Oh come on, dude, its a pool party! Just wear it! America answered, smirking as he continued looking for swimming trunks for himself inside the store. He had totally gone out and rented a pool for all of the nations to go and have fun at after the next world meeting and, England being England, just had to be difficult. What guy didnt have a swimsuit for summer, anyway?
I am not wearing a thong, America! Even though America couldnt see his face, he
Trixie's Wubs"And Trixie would do anything for wubs..."Trixie's Wubs11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Trixie followed a brony out of a DVD store carrying his bags for him.
"Yes I would do anything for wubs..."
Trixie puts on a magician top hat via the brony's request wearing a forced smile.
"Trixie would do anything for wubs..."
Trixie layed down on a couch as she watches MLP with said brony. Then a second brony came in to the room carrying a covered silver platter.
"But I won't do..." the cover is removed and a pinecone sits on a dinner plate. "THAT!!!" Trixie smacks the pinecone angrily.
The second brony tries to take away Trixie's cape to give it to another pony but Trixie yanks it away from and holds it like a protective mother would a child. "Or that!"
Trixie's back on the rock farm and the first brony is trying to get her to pick up her hammer but she just shakes her head at him with half lidded eyes. "Or this."
The second brony leads her to Twilight's library where a sign is posted outside that reads 'Free Rent' "EH
Celeb Vs.: Daniel Radcliffe vs. Tom FeltonCeleb Vs.: Daniel Radcliffe vs. Tom Felton4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Fresh off his win against his fellow heartthrob Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner had racked up 2 movie roles and a few t.v. guest appearences. He couldn't help but give some credit to the unorthodox wrestling match for giving him that extra bit of umph it took to secure the spots he had recently obtained.
Zac and Taylor's participation in the newest Hollywood attraction really sent a wave of hype throughout the starlet community. The people in charge of the event were receiving increasing amounts of phone calls from various celeb's agents/managers to arrange their appearance at the new hot spot. The news had even started covering the weekly
Koopalooza - Bowser on BoardKoopalooza - Bowser on Board5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Bowser on Board
Bowser's excitement grew with each step on the stairway to the ship. As he reached the deck he stared at the miraculous luxury cruise ship his minions had put together all for him. The wooden decks were polished to perfection and the body of the ship was a lustrous green that matched the hue of Bowser's shell. Spikes, of course, lavishly decorated the ship giving the cruise ship a dangerous look to others, but it felt like home to them. There was a large pool with crystal clear water in the shape of peach's face from a side. Directly next to where the top of her head was, was a crown shaped hot tub already h
SMOSH - Breath Okay, I'm an obsesive compulsive writer, so I have to write this down! NAO! For me, everything excitingly positive has to be nao! And it rarely ever iz :/ Why wold is constructed like that? No nao things? I guess this is better for all of us and me too, in the end...SMOSH - Breath11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Breathing became so much difficult all the sudden. He tried to calm down so he put hands on his upper chest. There was no time to seek for help. Breath in... Close your eyes... Breath out... A much too familar sound of disturbed air pathways gave another urge to get even more nervous. No, no... You have to calm down, like you have learnt... Just relax... Breath... A chill of te
MikuLenFeva and BFF!Reader chat! (preview)MikuLenfva logged on with total epicnessMikuLenFeva and BFF!Reader chat! (preview)15 hours ago in Humor More Like This
(Name) logged on with total fabulousness
MikuLenfeva changed their name to BadassMathiasgurl01
(Name) changes their name to (username)
(username): what do we do?!
BadassMathiasgurl01: act random
(username): k *starts raving*
10 ways to annoy Annabeth10 ways to annoy Annabeth15 hours ago in Humor More Like This
1. Remind her about Luke.
2. Video tape her reaction and upload it to god-tube.
3. Tell her it got a million hits, tell her most of the hits was Luke, who was watching from the underworld
4. Tell her about an ancient artifact (that you made up) and make up a history for it, (She will be annoyed because she doesnt know it!)
5. Tell her that she wasn't smart enough to recognize Circe, and that caused Percy to be a gunea pig.
6. E-mail her an inapropriate thing, and when she opens it up, say "Bad Annabeth, is Percy no enough for you!"
7. Ask her if she has a belly-button.
8. If she says yes, say, "I want proof"
9. If she ignores you then keep asking her, and poke her everytime you do. Ex.) *poke* do you have a bellybutton? *poke* do you have a bellybutton?
10. When she's sleeping, put some shaving cream on the parts of her pillow that aren't covered up and when she rolls over, run.
100 Bleach Character Challenge1. Keigo Asano100 Bleach Character Challenge19 hours ago in Humor More Like This
2. Tatsuki Arisawa
3. Jinta Hanakari
4. Orihime Inoue
5. Don Kanonji
6. Karin Kurosaki
7. Yuzu Kurosaki
8. Ururu Tsumugiya
9. Kugo Ginjo
10. Yasutora Sado (Chad)
11. Riruka Dokugamine
12. Yukio Hans Vorarlberna
13. Renji Abaria
14. Sosuke Aizen
15. Yumichika Ayasegawa
16. Kirio Hikifune
17. Momo Hinamori
18. Shuhei Hisagi
19. Toshiro Hitsugaya
20. Tetsuzaemon Iba
21. Gin Ichimaru
22. Nanao Ise
23. Izuru Kira
24. Sajin Komamura
25. Isane Kotetsu
26. Kiyone Kotetsu
27. Sentaro Kotsubaki
28. Byakuya Kuchiki
29. Rukia Kuchiki
30. Isshin Kurosaki
31. Mayuri Kurotsuchi
32. Nemu Kurotsuchi
33. Yachiru Kusajishi
34. Shunsui Kyoraku
DragonT bioOC: DragonT/ DavidDragonT bio22 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Forms: Lucario, Human, wolf, and Draganian elite and commoner
History: A Draganian that whose life was taken from him and stored to create an ancient Draganian armor. The one named David found the Amulet of Fire in a cave one night and was possessed by DragonT. He was overcome by David though and, since DragonT had no body anymore, he stayed in David’s body and acted like a second soul. In return, he gave David pyrokinetic powers. After a while, a Lucario awaked inside David and he went to the CC pokeuman base for 3 years and 8 months total. After that, 4 months later, He was teleported by Ru
From a distance: Part 2CALL TRANSCRIPTFrom a distance: Part 222 hours ago in Humor More Like This
CAS: Hello, Sam.
SAM: You guys here yet? I’m waiting in the bathroom. I forgot the name we booked it under so I told the guy I have amnesia and I need to wait for my friends.
CAS: Why are you whispering?
SAM: I don’t want him to know I’m lying.
CAS: We are nearly there. Roughly- Dean, how long?
DEAN [in background]: Put the phone on speaker.
DEAN [in background]: Click the thing that says ‘speaker’.
DEAN [in background]: I SAID CLICK NOT DISEMBOWEL DAMMIT CAS
SAM: Hey Dean, how long? Think the guy’s starting to think I have chronic diarrhoea or somethi
Let Me BeThe Dave Clark Five were rehearsing their newest song! "Alright fellas, 1,2,3,4!" Dave counted down, and then pointed to Lenny. Lenny started strumming his guitar, and the others stomped their feet. "Let me be..." they started singing "Woaaaah!" Mike shouted. "Let me be your man!" "Let me be..." "Woaaaah!" "The one to understand!" "I looooove ya, can't you seeeee?" "Woaaaah!" Mike kept shouting. "Let me be, what you want me to!" "Let me be, the one to be by you! I looooove ya, can't you seeeee?" Lenny then made his guitar sound lower. Mike all of a sudden froze and stared up ahead. The others continued banging their instruments. Mike still didn't move, and he was supposed to be singing. "Hold it!!" Dave shouted and waved his arms. The others immediately stopped. They all ran over to Mike, and saw that he had a loving look on his face. "Mike, are you ok?" Lenny asked the keyboardist. Mike started giggling. "There is something definitely wrong with him!" Rick observed. "NoLet Me Be11 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Love's Symmetry: KidxMaka 16Love's Symmetry: KidxMaka 164 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The two meisters leaned against the wall, lost in each other’s embrace. The shinigami’s hand rested firmly on Maka’s back, the female meister herself was having hard trouble breathing against Kid’s lips.
She turned her head to the side as the two meisters kissed, lost in the moment, Maka ran a hand through Kid’s dark black hair. Maka vaguely remembered that she had replied with ‘I love you too. And suddenly the shinigami was kissing her.
Not like she didn’t love it of course.