
Swimming LessonsSwimming Lessons2 years ago in Humor
Swimming Lessons
It was a really nice day. Ezio hadn't been lying to him when he ran into his room this morning and said the weather was fabulous. Not that it mattered to him really. No matter what the weather was like, he had every intention of going outdoors...that is, unless it was raining...
Altair had a strong dislike for the rain, after all, where he came from it rained very little. He found the rain to be irritating, not to mention he hated being in wet clothing. It also made the walls and roof tops slippery and hard to climb. It was just a nuisance all together.
But because of all of the water in Venice it seemed to rain much more

The Merry Girls of Startford - PrologueKyle hiccupped in his seat. His pale green eyes were blood shot. The Band-Aid on his nose was coming off. His head was pounding. It felt like he was being hit by a 4X4. He felt weak and sick. He had too much to drink the night before. The Aussie rubbed his thick eyebrows.The Merry Girls of Startford - Prologue9 months ago in Humor More Like This
Kyle looked around the room. He noticed he was sitting on a metal chair and had a table in front of him. On the other side of the table was a chair identical to the one he was sitting in. The walls of the room were dark green. There was one light right on top of him. But the most important feature was the large mirror behind him. How did he end up in jail?
The door opened.

The awesum story part 1This is me and ferretgirlsz on the BBCSherlockRP chatThe awesum story part 111 months ago in Humor More Like This
: D Sence was never found again
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)) John is a pimp ((
(Hahaha!!! )
)) He just is ((
(Yes)
)) The amount of girlfriends he has had around Sherlock is quite.... ((
(Yup, pimp XD)
)) Mind image: John in pimp clothing wi the bling ((
(What does that make Sherlock then? XD)
)) .... Lemme think ((
)) His treasurer ((
)) .. ((
(His pimping secretary XD)
)) jup ((
)) Needs to be drawn ((
(Well I have no artistic ability, so..... XD)
(Heh, I can imagine Aislynn whacking them both upside the head and be like "NO PIMPING WE'VE GOT A NEW CASE")
)) And Mycroft:

The Merry Girls of Starford 1.1Act 1The Merry Girls of Starford 1.18 months ago in Humor More Like This
Scene 1
(Elsinore Bar)
There's small choice in rotten apples. (Act 1, Scene 1) Taming the Shrew
Mathias gave himself a wink in the mirror. Today was the day his life changed for the better. After months in court, the Elsinore Bar was now his. His life was finally turning around. The grass was greener on the other side. He had defeated his uncle and won custody of his father's legacy.
Mathias brushed his teeth and fixed his hair. The blued eyed Dane needed to look good for the grand reopening of Elsinore. He looked at himself in the mirror once more. His hair was in messy spikes, his teeth white and his blue eyes excited for

Truth Discovered: Part 6- Threats Make Venice CalmHetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Sequel to Insanity II |Truth Discovered: Part 6- Threats Make Venice Calm1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sequel to the short story Good-Bye, Mi Fratello
Collection: Truth Discovered
Part 6: Threats Make Venice Calmer
The meeting had started, arguments here and there, if anyone watched carefully, they could see Russia calmly sitting there as Belarus was out the window and unable to return into the room. If anyone was stupid, it would have been the guy who just got over a simple illness standing at the door. The black cloak and it's hood covering him as he leaned heavily against it and stifled a sneeze. He had to run over and he was trying to breathe. The

Poketalia Chapter 2Feliciano waltzed into his aunt's lab.Poketalia Chapter 22 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Auntie Annalisa!"
The woman in the lab turned, surprised. She was just slightly taller than Feliciano, with slightly darker hair that pooled around her shoulders. Her eyes were the same warm amber color.
"Feliciano? What are you doing back so soon?" She caught sight of Ludwig. "And who's this?"
"Ve, this is Ludwig! He and I had a battle, so we need to heal up our Pokémon."
"Oh, okay. Nice to meet you, Ludwig! The Pokémon Healing Machine is over this way."
"Thank you, Professor Pine."
They followed her to the back, where a table with indentations for Poké Balls stood. Feliciano plac

The Murder Case: Part 7- Venice is GoneHetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Death Note Crossover Fan FictionThe Murder Case: Part 7- Venice is Gone1 year ago in Humor More Like This
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Part 7: Venice is Gone
The plane had landed and Venice never made the reappearance. Wash and London had checked the plane, but Venice was nowhere. They were talking among themselves until everyone else had gotten from their seats to see their “pilots” having an odd conversation.
“Moscow and Warsaw, must have been doing it again.” Wash had said.
London sighed, “Either that or Rome needed him... Or he needed help to persuade Berlin into listening.”
“Or maybe Paris was inter

Valentines Day: Good-Bye...Good-Bye, Mi FratelloValentines Day: Good-Bye...1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Florence, Italy X Venice, Italy
It was a dark sunny day, dark because of a certain Italian City grieving for the loss of someone he loved. He wasn't sure if it was more of a brotherly love or love-love. All he knew, was that it hurt. His dark auburn hair was a mess, his red-amber eyes lifeless and dull. All he remembered was that Russian Capital, Moscow, walking in with a rose red scarf that had crimson blood stained on it the day after the loss of his much loved brother.
He remembered when the older sibling had been alive and comforting. Well, when he thought about it, they weren't really related either. Florence was

Truth Discovered: Part 7- The Idea and PsychoticsHetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Sequel to Insanity II |Truth Discovered: Part 7- The Idea and Psychotics1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sequel to the short story Good-Bye, Mi Fratello
Collection: Truth Discovered
Part 7: The Idea and Psychotics
“So, how does Federigo end up with country's instead of his own?” America asked, despite seeing Romano and Spain nervously look at one another. “Are you an expert on this or something?”
Venice looked up at him and simply stated, “That is not a question I should be answering. I am not an expert on it, but all I know is that to prevent damage like that ever again, never leave him behind. It'll hurt you guys as well

Truth Discovered: Prologue- The MeetingHetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Sequel to Insanity II |Truth Discovered: Prologue- The Meeting1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sequel to the short story Good-Bye, Mi Fratello
Collection: Truth Discovered
Prologue: The Meeting
The white walls of the room inside was almost brimming with curiosity. A few figures stood at the window as most of them took a seat. Someone of the height of four foot ten stood at the window. Unlike the rest of them, the heights of the chairs and tables were higher up, so he needed a phone book. He was waiting on it. He called up the meeting, to soothe his brother's mind. He was talking to a blonde American wearing glasses and a casual navy blue jacket

Truth Discovered: Part 8- Sky HighHetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Sequel to Insanity II |Truth Discovered: Part 8- Sky High1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sequel to the short story Good-Bye, Mi Fratello
Collection: Truth Discovered
Part 8: Sky High
It had been a few minuets since Wash left, Venice was still a mess. Much like a child he didn't want Italy to leave him be, he accepted their help as he uncontrollably tried to get back out of the random bout of sadness. However, Italy could only do so much and had no other idea how to treat him.
“Spain, what should we do? Help might not come for a long while and he's still crying...” Italy looked at the Spanish Nation that was quickly thinking u

Haunted Spell: Part 1- The Ghost of the Campus'sHetaOni fan fiction | Warning: Horror, Humor, and possible Yaoi may erupt from here. You have been warned.Haunted Spell: Part 1- The Ghost of the Campus's1 year ago in Humor More Like This
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Part 1: The Ghost of the Campus's
“Anyone heard about this place? Supposedly, there's only one thing wrong... but...” The albino Prussian stood there, most of the rest of the meeting stayed.
The Allies, Axis, Prussia, Romano, and Spain had been trying to understand about everything among the world ahead of them. Currently: a campus that had a street running through it and seeming very large. They all heard the story, many different ones at least. A boy broke up with his girlfriend and wrote poetr

Poketalia -- Chapter 1Feliciano inhaled the fresh air as he stepped out of his hometown. "First step is the most important, eh, Skip?"Poketalia -- Chapter 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
Skip chirruped in response.
Feliciano was content simply viewing all the abundant life before catching his next Pokémon. He watched the Deerling frolic as Stantler sparred with Sawsbuck for territory, and pondered his first catch. He saw a flock of assorted bird Pokémon, and wondered what he would like to have on his team. Eventually he and Skip dozed off.
When he woke up, the sun was high in the sky, indicating that it was noon, a few hours after he had left.
"Ve... That's inconvenient..."
Skip nudged him, chirrupin

Haunted Spell: Part 2- Life, Liberty, and Pain...HetaOni fan fiction | Warning: Horror, Humor, and possible Yaoi may erupt from here. You have been warned.Haunted Spell: Part 2- Life, Liberty, and Pain...1 year ago in Humor More Like This
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Part 2: Life, Liberty, and Pain for All
When Prussia woke up, he stared at a ceiling in the dark. He sat up, staring at the walls around him. He realized that they were in a hallway. He hardly remembered what happened, then his aching throat
had the memory return. The Ghost had choked him with the chains, but after that he had no idea what happened. He started to get up, only to see Italy, Romano, Spain, and Germany sitting there. It was almost a familiar scene to him, but when he tried to think of where he

Truth Discovered: Part 2- If Romano's Glares...HetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Sequel to Insanity II |Truth Discovered: Part 2- If Romano's Glares...1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sequel to the short story Good-Bye, Mi Fratello
Collection: Truth Discovered
Part 2: If Romano's glares Killed...
It hadn't even been that long, Romano was already in deep shit again. Spain and England sat in the room, staring at him, one apologetic, the other confused. It was a scene that kept Federigo in the kitchen. Anyone would have thought that it was all Spain;s fault... well... in reality, it wasn't. It was a pure accident.
“What happened exactly?” Spain asked carefully, not breaking eye contact with the South Italian Nation.
&ldq

The Murder Case: Part 6- Capital RideHetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Death Note Crossover Fan FictionThe Murder Case: Part 6- Capital Ride1 year ago in Humor More Like This
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Part 6: Capital Ride
“I sure hope you know what your doing...” London stated when they got on the plane, “I'm not sure whether to trust your judgment after all these years you know?”
Venice looked at him and smiled, “What do you take me for? Besides a psychotic depressed manifestation of course!”
“Venice, you... you're still barely here as it is and I know you- as much as I don't want to- but seriously, do we have to take a plane by force?”
He shrugged, “Londo

Truth Discovered: Part 1- When..World Meets A CityHetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Sequel to Insanity II |Truth Discovered: Part 1- When..World Meets A City1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sequel to the short story Good-Bye, Mi Fratello
Collection: Truth Discovered
Part 1: When the World Meets a City
“How are we going to do this?” The South Italian Nation asked- for what he had counted- for the the twentieth time that morning.
The Spanish Nation had been getting their son ready and sighed, “Romano, calm down. We just tell them that it's England's fault and this kid just came and we took care of him.”
He heard the obvious face palm behind him and heard a muttered phrase. “I swear, he's going to grow up stu

Insanity II: Part 3: Naming the Demon ChildHetaOni Fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Partnership with The Light of BeyondInsanity II: Part 3: Naming the Demon Child1 year ago in Humor More Like This
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Part 3: Naming the Demon Child
“So, what are you naming him?” Shinra asked after writing everything he needed to write.
He may have never looked up from the clipboard, but Romano was a bit angered, he hadn't thought of any names apparently, but knowing Spain who might have one just for the child, it was almost like a waiting game. The two had a silence, but when Romano took one look at Spain, he felt confused.
“Federigo!” He suddenly cheered out.
Italy had been standing still and asked, &l

The Murder Case: Part 4- Remember Today...HetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | Death Note Crossover Fan FictionThe Murder Case: Part 4- Remember Today...1 year ago in Humor More Like This
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Part 4: Remember Today, Duty Now
Feliciano blinked, he closed his eyes to pretend that he was thinking about what had been told to him. Memories of the past fell into place leaving no gaps that went with his brother, when he opened them again he smiled.
“Fratello... I'm sorry I forgot everything... but someone had got me from behind... their name is Ryan and Steve wants him... More even now because I forgotten so much.” He said looking at his brother in the eye, “I have to do this, I may have the

The Murder Case: Part 13- How It's SeenHetaOni fan fiction | Sequel to the collection of Reattachment | DeathNote Crossover Fan FictionThe Murder Case: Part 13- How It's Seen1 year ago in Humor More Like This
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Part 13: How It's Seen
It had been ten years after they had met. Light never forgotten Italy, but he still wondered how he made it this far. Yet, it felt wonderful, it was like everything around him had finally made it. His
goal had came into reach, sure he done his part, but now when he thought about it...
Italy had done his part as well, right?
So why was the Italian Nation still in his head, he frowned. Maybe he missed him, no matter he would just move on without him... Or at least he hoped so. He paid himself