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French Stereotypes..

"Francis, is it true french people drink wine like water?"

The blond haired french-man looked over at his friend (your name), and a smile appeared on his face.

"Well I love za wine~" he laughed. "But non. It's not drunk like water-"

"Is is true french wash less often than others?"

He nearly screamed. Well he did, just in a non-many way.

"Zat is not true (your name)! I love to be clean!" he flipped his hair with a wink, making (your name) smrik and turn back into her seat.

"What are you doing anyway?" Francis peered over his friends shoulder to see 'French Stereotypes' on the screen. He didn't seem to happy about it.

"(Your name) French Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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100 Ways to Annoy the Nordics100 Ways to Annoy the Nordics

Denmark
1. Ask why he's not as cool as Sweden.
2. Ask why he speaks with a potato in his mouth.
3. Ask him how the Kalmar Union is.
4. Ask him how many Lego pieces it costs to buy a tub of Häagen-Dazs.
5. Point out that the Swedish flag looks just like the Danish flag.
6. Point out that the Icelandic, Norwegian and Finnish flags do too.
7. Drink his beer.
8. Ask him why his country is so small.
9. Ask how many times Sweden has kicked his butt.
10. Tell him that Norway does not love him.
11. Tell him Norway loves Sweden.
12. While talking about politics, ask who the head of bar tending is in Denm100 Ways to Annoy the Nordics1 year ago in Humor

Awkward family meeting - Norway

It's never easy meeting the family, especially your boyfriend's. So when you asked him, giving the cute puppy-dog look, he gave in. He warned you of their annoyingly odd ways, but you brushed it off. Besides, Norway was also unique in his own way, apparently being able to see supernatural creatures. It freaked you out at first, definitely when you caught him speaking to a, from what he called it, troll. As time went on, you came to accept his bizarre ways. No, for some reason, you didn't think of him as crazy. You could blame your heart for that.

Since both of you have been dating for about two years, you thought it was the right time to meeAwkward family meeting - Norway1 year ago in Humor

LittleReaderxNordics- Awkward Sleeping Positions~7 Years Old~

(Name) shot up in her bed, screaming as tears flooded her vision, making it impossible to see in the darkness. She clutched the blankets closer to her as her body trembled and she sobbed. No sooner had the door burst open to reveal five extremely worried faces. Mathias had been the first to bound over to her side and cradle her in his arms. Tino hurried over with Berwald and held her to his chest as well. Lukas and Emil made their way to see what was the matter.

"Shhh," Mathias crooned, rocking back and forth gently. "It was just a dream."

"No one's going to hurt you," Tino assured, stroking her hair.

Lukas nodded, "Yeah, anLittleReaderxNordics- Awkward Sleeping Positions1 year ago in Humor

Norway x Reader Trolling~

Norway x Reader

A large smirk appeared on your face. You had a playful glint in your (e/c) eyes. Everything was about to fall into place.
"I can't wait to see his reaction," you snickered to yourself.
"It'll be priceless!"
You wiggled your fingers above the keyboard, and clicked send.
"Now, I wait…heh-heh….." you put your fingers together, as an evil mastermind would.
"BWAHAHAHAHA-" your evil laughter was interrupted by your friend, who was at the moment, one of your victims. He probably wouldn't care that much, since he enjoyed pranking and trolling others with you.
"__________? I heard THAT laugh….whatNorway x Reader Trolling~9 months ago in Humor

Taking care of your America HetaloidThank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new America Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is a few things.
America Hetaloid comes with:
-one Military outfit
-one Bomber jacket
-an American flag
-One casual outfit
-A bag of McDonald's fast food
-An alien plush toy
-A gun
-A map of the United States
-a Limited warranty in case your Hetaloid were to break.
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of your house, blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)
How to Activate your America Hetaloid

To activate your America Hetaloid, place a bag filled with McDonald's Hamburgers in front of a working fan. the aroma from the food will activate your America Hetaloid, makinTaking care of your America Hetaloid1 year ago in Humor

April Fool's [BTT x Reader] Drabble!

You were bored with a capital B. Sighing loudly, you walked outside to grab something to eat. Admiring the basket of fruits that sat elegantly on the counter, you rushed towards it.
SPLAT.
Feeling cold gooeyness on your shirt, you freaked out momentarily. Then you were bombarded with more of the offending material.
"Kesesesesese~!"
You grabbed a handful of the egg yolks that the annoying Prussian had attacked you with and flung it at him. Missing spectacularly, it only made him laugh harder.
"April Fool's [Name]!" he exclaimed, before leaving you to clean up the cold eggy mess.
"CURSE YOU GILBERT!"

..April Fool's [BTT x Reader] Drabble!3 months ago in Humor

Prussia x Reader - Magic Hair Part 1

This is the story of Awesome Me! ... Nah, just kidding. This is a story about a Girl called (Name). You see, a long time ago a drop of sunshine fell from the sky and created a magic flower. Sounds crazy, right? But I assure you, every word I tell you is absolutely true - cross my heart. This flower had these nifty powers that enabled it to heal the sick and injured ... and even make you young again, but only if you sang a special song. I know, it sounds completely absurd, but I swear, this is all true! Anyway, centuries passed and a kingdom formed, just a stone's throw away and it was ruled by a very much loved king and queen. One day, the QuPrussia x Reader - Magic Hair Part 11 year ago in Humor

BTTxReader: Ditched

The first thing you noticed was that your head ached. The second thing you noticed was the smell. Old cheeseburger wrappers and empty two week old soda cans. "Why am I in Alfred's car?"
"You passed out," Alfred said, "good morning."
Groaning you got up, "I thought I was with Gil, Francis, and Toni…"
Alfred laughed, "You were…they ditched you for a bunch of chicks they met at the party."
"Oh right…party," you said and opened the door. "Well I got to get back, thanks for letting me crash here."
"Sure no prob," he said.
You ended up walking three blocks to the apartment you shared with your friends. "Yo! All skanks out of the apartment befBTTxReader: Ditched5 months ago in Humor

Taking care of your Russia HetaloidThank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Russia Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is a few things.
With your Russia Hetaloid, it comes with:
-one military uniform
-one sunflower
-a scarf (DO NOT LOSE IT!)
-one casual outfit
-a faucet pipe
-one bottle of vodka
-one matryoshka doll.
-a limited warranty if your hetaloid breaks
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of your house, blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)
How to activate your Russia Hetaloid

To wake up this Hetaloid is to greet him warmly, while holding a bottle of Vodka or hold out a sunflower. Your Hetaloid will smile at you and greet you happily in Russian.
<b>Taking care of your Russia Hetaloid11 months ago in Humor

Influence

Author's Note: I was bored and had a bunch of random ideas going through my head. I also haven't written a Soul/Maka centralized fic in FOREVER. So here we go.

Maka is concerned with the way Soul spends his free time and who he spends it with. Confronting the situation can only go so well. *ONE SHOT*

Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater

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The bond between men was a fascinating one, but it could also be frustrating. They could hate each other one moment and go about their day as if they didn't just attempt the beat the living shit out of each othInfluence7 months ago in Humor

Dear IdiotThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.

Dear Idiot
Written by The Descendant

To:
His Majesty Prince Blueblood
Prince of Unicorns

From:
Her Majesty Princess Celestia
Reigning Sovereign of the Equestrians

Dear Idiot,

It's probably the doughnuts I'm currently ingesting at what can best be described as a "monumental rate", but I hadDear Idiot2 years ago in Humor

Popular!PrussiaxShy!Artistic!Reader~Request The halls were quiet. No sounds of squeaking shoes, shouts from the football team, talking and mumbles of the students, slamming lockers or the annoying giggling coming from the 'popular' girls. It was the only time of the day you really liked, and pretty much the only time you could actually focus of your work.
Scribbling down your finished sketch, taking a moment to admire your work, it wasn't long before some random girl snatched it and took a nice glance at it.
"Whose this supposed to be?" she laughed sarcastically, however you knew to all well she couldn't do any better.
"It's a drawing.." you replied, wishing you had the ability toPopular!PrussiaxShy!Artistic!Reader~Request5 months ago in Humor

Taking care of your Britain HetaloidThank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Britain Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is a few things.
Britain Hetaloid comes with:
-one military uniform
-one Flying mint bunny plush
-a plate of "scones"
-a tea set
-a magic wand
-a spell book
-a bottle of whisky
-one business suit
-one casual suit
-one waiter's outfit (optional)
-one pirate outfit (optional)
-one toga outfit with halo and wings (optional)
-one punk outfit (optional)
-a warrant in case your hetaloid were to break
(Tweezers not included.)
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of your house, blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)
How to activate your Britain Hetaloid

BritainTaking care of your Britain Hetaloid1 year ago in Humor

Taking care of your Prussia HetaloidThank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Prussia Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is a few things.
With your prussia hetaloid, it comes with:
-one military uniform
-a case of beer
-a box filled with his journals
-one gilbird
-one casual outfit
-a crop (look it up if you don't know what it is, i don't want to bother explaining S&M)
-some wurst
-an old military uniform
-a limited warranty if your Hetaloid breaks.
for a limited time only, we can add "Pirate" mode to your Prussia Hetaloid
Act now and you can get the Bad Touch Trio at a low price!!
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of your house, blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)

How toTaking care of your Prussia Hetaloid11 months ago in Humor

Taking care of your Romano HetaloidThank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Romano Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is a few things.
Your Romano Hetaloid comes with:
-a basket of tomatoes
-an italian flag
-one military outfit
-Pasta
-one casual outfit
-one mustache
-a limited warranty in case your hetaloid breaks
We now have a new mode for your Romano Hetaloid. it is "Mafia mode"
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of your house, blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)
How to activate your Romano Hetaloid

Romano Hetaloids are very crabby when you wake them up. To wake them, Make a fresh pizza, and a fan. the aroma will wake up your Romano Hetaloid. If you do not have the tTaking care of your Romano Hetaloid11 months ago in Humor

Spanish Stereotypes..

"(Nameee)? You paying attention?"
You blinked a few times, to look straight into the green eyes of your Spanish friend Antonio. You gave him a reasuring smile, before slumping back in your seat.
If it wasn't obvious enough, you really liked him, and there was only one way you could really get to see him often..
"Do you really want to learn Spanish (Name)?"
You looked up at Antonio and nodded.
He sighed though, not sounding very amused.
"You seem..distracted."
You felt your ears begin to heat up, at the thoughts running through your mind.
The reason for being so distracted, was because of a certain someone's behind.
That's right, once your SpSpanish Stereotypes..4 months ago in Humor

Morning Routines (PrussiaxReader)Morning Routines
PrussiaxReader

You woke up, not very surprised to find yourself in the same position as always. You were laying on your stomach, arms folded under your cheek, with the heavy weight of your boyfriend’s head on your lower back. His soft, white hair tickled the bare skin where your shirt that you had stolen from him had ridden up a bit, and one of his hands was slid under that shirt to embrace your stomach. The other held your hip and when he woke up a few moments after you he rubbed soft circles into the flesh of your back, pressing a gentle kiss to the bare skin.

“Guten Morgen, Liebling,” he murmured intoMorning Routines (PrussiaxReader)4 months ago in Humor

Taking Care of your Canada HetaloidFor a limited time only, the scientists from Hetaloid Corp. will be giving away Canada Hetaloids for a very low price. Hurry now, because they will be locked in the vault somewhere in the coldest parts of Canada. (This is how rare these canadian hetaloids are.)
Your Canadian Hetaloid will include:
-one polar bear plush
-one business suit
-one casual outfit
-one Royal Canadian Mounted Police Uniform
-one bottle of maple syrup
-a tracking device in case you lose your Canada Hetaloid (They get lost very easily.)
-A limited time Warranty in case your Hetaloid breaks.
How to activate your Canada Hetaloid

When you receive your Canada Hetaloid, you're first thought will be, "Where is it?" Don't worry we, the Founders of Hetaloid Corp. will not deceive you, dear buyer. Your Canada Hetaloid is right in front of you. Once you find your Hetaloid, Canada Hetaloids are very shy and soft spoken, so the best way to wake him up is to greet him with a warm smile. Coaxing him with pancakTaking Care of your Canada Hetaloid1 year ago in Humor

Jealous!EnglandXReaderXNeko!France"Aww, aren't you just the cutest thing?"
Arthur Kirkland watched you snuggle with the cat, green eyes narrowed. He could see why'd you dubbed it as FranceCat; after all, that cat was a fluff ball, just like Francis's "sexy" hair and, also very much like France, this cat seemed more than happy to cuddle near some.....Intimate areas.
To anyone else, it would have been rather amusing to see the Brit's face turn bright red as glowered at the smug, fluffy cat. Arthur, however, was less than amused. "You really are cute!" You cooed, scratching the cat's ears and ignoring your boyfriend's silent hissy fit. "Why don't you sleep with me tonight?"
Arthur's eye twitched. That was it. This cat could mock him, even hog his girlfriend on a day Arthur planned to spend with you, but to take his place in your bed, the one place he had to look forward to at this point?
That. Bloody. Cat's. Gone. Too. Far.
The cat had to go, Arthur knew that much. He then had an idea. "____?" He adJealous!EnglandXReaderXNeko!France5 months ago in Humor

Hawaiian Pool Party (Rin Okumura x Reader)

It was another unbearably hot, sticky, and humid summer day, and you wanted nothing more than to take a month long vacation to somewhere frigid cold, like Siberia or something.

Drumming your dry hands on your wooden desk, you let out a frustrated groan. The overflowing pile (which, in reality, was very small) of homework that needed to be done lay in the corner of the wooden piece of furniture, and the rest of the desk was littered with two bottles of water, several empty plastic tubes of Otterpops, your Mac laptop, pencil shavings, and numerous pens, pencils, and other junk.

You had given up on doing your homework a while ago, after concluHawaiian Pool Party (Rin Okumura x Reader)10 months ago in Humor

AmericaXReader: Oppan Gangnam Style!!

"Alfred, what the hell are you doing?!"
"Dancing,"
"Well, stop. I'm trying to do my homework!"
"Nah, you like it~" America hops on his toes, swinging his arms like a cowboy swinging a lasso.
"No, I'm trying to focus. Why don't you go dance with Korea or something?" You hiss. Sadly, you take your anger out on your poor pencil, snapping it in half. Still, the American continues to hop on his toes and laughs obnoxiously.
"Dance with me, (Name)!"
"No. I'm working." You reach up to grab a pen from the cup on the top shelf. He dances around you.
"Please? C'mon, do it GANGNAM STYLE!"
Then he goes much more furiously, switching feet bAmericaXReader: Oppan Gangnam Style!!7 months ago in Humor

Where do babies come from, awesome parents?

Where do babies come from? A sweet little boy, the age five years old, thought to himself. He had started wondering about this ever since he heard his father talking to his mother. He was outside playing when he got thirsty, it had been a hot summer day in June. So after going back inside of his house to find his mother, he could hear his father saying some odd things he's never heard before in the living room. From what he could see, peeking around the corner that led into the living room, his mother was blushing.

Something about making more babies using his awesomeness. He felt scared when his father said he'd "eat his mommy up", then "banWhere do babies come from, awesome parents?1 year ago in Humor

Chinese Stereotypes..

“Yao can you make more of these?” an English head peered around the corner of the kitchen, still trying to finish his last dumpling.

“Arrg!” the Chinese man groaned, wishing he could just chuck the stirring spoon he was holding across the room. “Coming up...” he finally sighed, knowing raging wouldn't solve his problems.

He was supposed to be 'nice' to the other countries, but he didn't think that would end up having to serve them left right and centre.

“Right!” the Englishman grinned, before returning into the other room.

Moments after, Yao finally began to calm down until a certain persoChinese Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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