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100 Things I, Romano, Can't Do((Triggering content ahead: incredibly offensive humor that some may or may not enjoy. Also, this is old as shit, so it's bad.))

100 Thing I, Romano, Can Not Do.

1) I can not flirt with Spain to get him to do my bidding.

2) Even if it works, damnit.

3) I can not call Germany a potato bastered around Feliciano.

4) It makes him cry.

5) Fuck if I know why, damnit.

6) I can not cuss about everything.

7) Especilly the 'Lords' name.

8) Apperantly, I'll go to hell if I do.

9) Not that it matters damn it.

10) Do not 'tempt France' by wearing skirts.

11) Shorts are also to be avoided.

12) Or anything revealing.

13) 10-12 apply to Spain t100 Things I, Romano, Can't Do3 years ago in Humor

British Stereotypes..

"Arthur?"

The blond haired english man looked towards his friend (your name), raising an eyebrow in the process.

"Yes (your name)?"

Without warning, the blond man's eyes widened as (your name) opened his mouth as if trying to seek some buried teasure. She peered into his mouth and stared at his teeth.

"You don't have bad teeth Arthur!"

"Bloody hell woman!?" Arthur turned red, realizing how close her mouth was to his, however the girl in front of him didn't care.

(Your name) pulled out a small notepad and paper and checked something off.

Arthur began to get curious.

"What's that (your name)..?" he asked as calmly as he could. HeBritish Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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Hetalia x Reader- The Beach

(read description first please :D this story will have multiple ending so you pick who you end up with)

You adjusted the strap on your favorite bathing suit and looked in the mirror. (h/c) hair swept up into a high pony, (e/c) eyes with waterproof mascara, and your favorite (color) swimsuit on.

You were ready for the beach. Your friends had invited you out to the beach on their private island for the weekend and you had happily agreed. Why did they have a private beach you ask? Well because you were friends with the personifications of the countries.

And being countries they could get practically anything they wanted, including an island. Hetalia x Reader- The Beach1 year ago in Humor

American Stereotypes..

"Does everyone in america have a gun?"

Alfred F. Jones: also known as America, turned to see his friend (your name), surfing the internet, a keen look in her eyes as she scanned each word on the depicted site she was on.

"Whaa-dude what you readin'?" Alfred just chuckled, hoping she would ignore not getting an answer.

Well that sure wasn't gunna happen.

"Does everyone in america have a gun?" she asked again, earing only a yawn and a stretch from Alfred.

"No (your name), not EVERYONE in america has a gun."

"Okay.." she mumbled, and continued to search on the same sight. A few moments later, while Alfred was chowing down on a tastelyAmerican Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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AmericaxReader - April Fools

There’s a spider in the bath. Normally you’re not afraid of spiders, but it’s a HUGE spider. You scream and run out of the bathroom, “Oh my god! AlfredAlfredAlfredAlfredAlfreeeeed!!!”
“What?” he asks.
“Spider! Huge spider in the bath! I don’t care what you do, just kill it!” you yell, running behind him and pushing him towards the door.
He calmly walks into the bathroom and comes back out with his hands cupped, “‘Kay, I’ve got it. Open the window.”
You run over and push the window open and he approaches you. Suddenly he throws his hands out towards you, launching the spAmericaxReader - April Fools3 months ago in Humor

I gotta whip and I'm not afraid to use it Germany

Riiiing! Riiiing! Riiiing!

You groan, hearing your cell phone blasting next to you on your nightstand. You were having such a nice dream, too! What made it so nice? It couldn't be because of the blonde-haired, G. I. Joe soldier come to life, dripping wet from splashing around, man who trains you. No, it had to be the beach water that made your dream so great...Yeah, that's it. Smirk, smirk.

Answer it? No, you'll pass on that. It's not like you didn't love watching Germany getting all pumped up and sweaty-I mean, training hard with him. But today, you just wanted some alone time. Away from the ever-so quiet Japan, flirtatious Italy, and the I gotta whip and I'm not afraid to use it Germany1 year ago in Humor

RomanoxReaderxItaly: Just Hair

You moaned as the sound of your cell phone went off. Grumbling about how stupid people can be and how impolite it was to call at 3 o'clock in the morning you stumbling around your room trying to find your phone.
"Who is it?" you asked completely out of it.
"_-_________!"
For a moment you didn't recognize the voice, but that accent you could defiantly place, "Italy? What on earth are you doing calling at three?"
"R-Romano and I need your hel-ahhhhhh!"
You heard a voice in the background, "Hang up the damn phone idiota!"
"B-but fratello, _________ can help us ah ah ah ah ah!!"
"Italy, are you alright?" you asked into the phone, "Italy? IRomanoxReaderxItaly: Just Hair7 months ago in Humor

Norwegian Stereotypes..

"Norwegian's look as if they're soaked in bleach.."

Lukas Bondevik, turned his head to see (first name) (last name) glaring at a computer screen, seemingly talking to herself.

Finding this all to interesting, Lukas peered over, accidentally resting his head on her shoulder, making her gasp and turn to see him.

"Lukas you scared me!" she replied, clicking the minimize button.

"What were you looking at?" he asked, taking the mouse, putting his hand over hers and moving the mouse back to the website she was on. It wasn't really a site though. She was looking up 'Norwegian Stereotypes', and Lukas raised an eyebrow.

(Your name) just let ouNorwegian Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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German Stereotypes..

"(Your name) vhat are you looking at?" Ludwig, also known as germany, replied standing above the (h/c) haired girl sitting at his computer. She was hardly paying attention, just glaring at the screen in front of her.

"Hmm.." was all he got from her. Sighing, he grabbed a newspaper and began to read it while still staring at her, wondering what on earth she was doing.

"Is it true all Germans are mean and tough?"

Ludwig took a moment to understand what she was asking, making sure he didn't take it the wrong way.

"No (your name), why vould you think something like zat-"

"Are Germans always angry?"

His face began to heat up. It was likGerman Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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Scottish Stereotypes..

Alistair Kirkland, let out a huge breath of smoke, as he peered down over the couch arm to see his friend (your name) flipping open a laptop screen.

“What are ye doin'?” he asked, his thick accent made her want to swoon.

“I want to ask you some questions.” she answered, hoping her friend would agree instead of finding a bypass to avoid it.

“Fine then.” he grumbled. “But be quick.”

By then, (your name) was already on the apparent 'site' and began to scroll down the page.

“Is is true that Scottish are all gingers?”

Alistair looked to the top of his head to see a little glimpsScottish Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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Awesome TrioxReader: The Most Awesome Friends Ever

"Stupid Italian bastard," you muttered as you took your anger out on the hard-water build-up on the shower head.

Two days ago, your boyfriend of a little over eight months broke up with you. And then announced he was going back to Italy. Without so much as a warning or anything. The foul-mouthed Italian said that he had been considering it for over a month. A month! Don't you think that's something you should mention to the girl you've been dating for over eight months? He didn't think so apparently. Ugh, and that's not even the worse part. As you felt your anger rising again, you threw the scrub brush into the bottom of the tub and plopped Awesome TrioxReader: The Most Awesome Friends Ever1 year ago in Humor

Canadian Stereotypes..

"Do canadians kids ride polar bears to school?"

Matthew Williams, also known as Canada, peered up from his newspaper to look at his friend, (your name) glaring into the computer screen in front of her.

"Uh...no (your name), we don't ride polar bears at all." he said, flipping to a new page without hassle.

"Okay." she sighed, making a funny shape with her tounge while waiting for the next page to load. Matthew gave her a little look before looking back blushing. She's so damn cute, he thought.

"Do canadians play hockey all the time?"

Matthew gave a puzzling look before finally answering.

"N-no. Some don't play hockey at all much lesCanadian Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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Russian Stereotypes..

"Everyone drinks Vodka?"

The tall Russian man names Ivan, looked up to his dear friend (your name), who was 'supposed' to be looking for information about America. Don't ask why he wanted HER specifically to do it, maybe it was because he just liked seeing her. But for now, he was wishing he hadn't.

"No (your name)." Ivan replied, although chuckling to himself since HE was drinking vodka at the moment himself.

"Is Russia cold all year round?" (Your name) asked again, still looking at the computer screen in front of her.

Ivan felt like it was going to burn her eyes.

"No no (your name) it's not. But, why are you-"

"Russians only own Russian Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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Let's Be Penguins! AmericaxReader

It was that "wonderful" time of the year again. The time for the holidays. Which to your best friend, Alfred, meant Christmas. Each year he would have a huge Christmas party and trick some poor sap to pay for it. Each one was bigger then the last. And this was Senior year, so it was going to be huge.

"Hey, [Y/N], what color should the cake be this year?!" Alfred practically shouted at you when you were literally sitting down right next to him in this place where you're supposed to be as silent as possible. The library. Never would you take him here to "study" again when all he did was plan for his Christmas party.

"Something neon...as usualLet's Be Penguins! AmericaxReader8 months ago in Humor

Saddest moment7 months ago in Humor

Icelandic Stereotypes..

“(Your name) what are you looking at?” Emil, the white haired Icelandic man asked, while watching his friend shuffle through random sites on the computer. He didn't have the slightest idea why she was at his house, but he didn't care. He rather her be over more than anyone else.

“Just some things to ask you..” (your name) replied, a smile appearing on her face, seeing as she found the site she wanted.

“What do you want to ask me then?” Emil replied questionably, as if ready for some super tricky math question, for something about his brother or-

“Is is true that Iceland has the strongest men anIcelandic Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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Happy Hetaween! (A Hetalia Halloween Fanfic)

All the nations were gathered at a Halloween party hosted by Japan.

America peeked from behind the potted plant in the corner of the room at England, who he decided would be his victim to scare this year. England was bickering with France, as per usual. America smirked to himself. He would be the perfect scare victim. He lowered his Jason mask and slowly creeped out from behind the plant and snuck up behind England.

In the process of arguing with England, France looked over the latter's shoulder and saw.... was that actually Jason!?

"S-Sacre bleu!" France yelled, wide eyed and starting to back away.

England rolled his eyes. "You can't fooHappy Hetaween! (A Hetalia Halloween Fanfic)8 months ago in Humor

Italian Stereotypes..

"Feliciano can I ask you a question?"

A happy-go-lucky italian lifted his head from his bowl of pasta to see his friend (your name) using his computer.

"(N)-(Your name)!? How'd you ah get in my house-"

"Are Italian's all loud?"

Feliciano looked almost offended.

"N-no. Bu-but why are you-"

"Is it true most to all italians are fat and hairy?"

The italian man's eyes widened. His brows then made a depressed look.

"No (Your name)! See! Look at me!"

(Your name) turned to see her italian friend point to himself, and taking a look at hm she knew that wasn't true. Well..for him at least.

"Is that all (your name)? I would like to-"

(YItalian Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

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England x ReaderThat Could've Gone Better

You were invited by your best friend Arthur for a Call of Duty battle followed by an all night horror movie marathon.

It has been a while since you have seen each other due to him studying in England for a few months and what better way to greet each other again than to blow each other's brains out on COD and watching some supernatural movies. You didn't really like the slasher ones, they were getting a little too cliche but you did admire the prostetics that were used.

You got your stuff together after you finished dinner and headed over to his place. You walked up the half-hexagonal porch and rung the door bell England x Reader1 year ago in Humor

Japanese Stereotypes..

“Hey Kiku?” (your name) asked, just catching a glimpse of her Japanese friend walking by.

Kiku stopped and turned his head to see (your name) flipping open a laptop, and sitting on a comfy beanbag chair, resting her elbows on the small knee-high table.

“Is it true Japanese people are like..super polite all the time?”

Kiku blinked, as if trying to remember what she said.

“Werr, everyone is different (your name).” he said, giving her a look of pity, thinking she'd know the answer to her own question.

He turned to leave, before suddenly being pulled back by none other than (your name) herself.

&ldquJapanese Stereotypes..6 months ago in Humor

...What? PrussiaxOblivious!Reader_____ sat in her favorite café, typing away on her laptop. She was pressed for time to finish her term paper for Professor Kirkland. She sipped her (f/f) coffee and took a bite out of her (f/f) muffin when she caught the attention of a certain albino.

"Oh ja," he whispered to himself. "She's so hot. The Awesome Me is so going over there." He swaggered over to _____'s table and sat in front of her. When she didn't look up from her computer, he cleared his throat. She looked up at him and gave him a warm smile.

"Well hello there," she started. "Can I help you?"

"Ja," he replied. "Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling ...What? PrussiaxOblivious!Reader10 months ago in Humor

If Organization 13 used AIM 1(Part 1...)

2FreeshootinPirate2:  Hey, Demyx.
Water_Boi999:  Sup, Xiggy? ^-^
2FreeshootinPirate2:  Not much. What about you?
Water_Boi999:  Not much. Nothing new in The Underworld… It’s creepy here… >.>;
2FreeshootinPirate2:  Cry me a river. XD Hey look! Larxene’s on! I’m gonna add her.
Water_Boi999:  Do we HAVE to? -_-;
2FreeshootinPirate2:  Yes.

12Psychotik4Life has joined the room

12Psychotik4Life:  What do you want?
Water_Boi999:  You’re always cranky, aren’t you?
12Psychotik4Life:  Yep.
WaterIf Organization 13 used AIM 16 years ago in Humor

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Tony x Steve - Teddy Bear

The hot sun shone down on Tony's back, making him irritated. A heat reflecting suit, he resolved. Probably make me another ten million, easy. This is way too annoying to be ignored.

A beep from his phone alerted him to the text message. B another 20, it read. His mood darkened as he read it. Another twenty minutes stuck in this hot, noisy park with Steve was exactly what he needed. The person in question wandered over to him, eating some pink fluff on a stick. "We're gonna be stuck here for another half-hour," he said abruptly. "Fury got stuck in traffic." He shook his head. Bad as his mood was, he still pitied the people in front of Fury. RTony x Steve - Teddy Bear1 year ago in Humor

The 100 Laws of Anime1. There are no limits on hair

2. Hair can defy gravity

3. Gravity is optional

4. There is usually a character, generally male, that spends more time with his or her shirt off than with it on

5. Objects can grow or shrink without regards to mass or density

6. A full moon makes everything more dramatic

7. The moon can vary in size depending on the intensity of the scene

8. You can never accurately judge age based on appearance

9. A character can eat many times his or her weight in food without gaining anything

10. A character can take many bites from a food item without any of it disappearing

11. A character can survive solely on cakThe 100 Laws of Anime2 years ago in Humor

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