smurfette's diary p3Smurfette: cancel?smurfette's diary p39 minutes ago in Humor More Like This
vanity: yes, is that I remembered I had a commitment
Smurfette: oh vanity, you would have remembered before
vanity, well, bye!
Smurfette: wait, why farmer will accompany you to make you a facial?
vanity: is that .... farmer has a recipe for an exfoliating cream
Smurfette: seriously? because if you want I can ...
vanity: no, do not worry about it, just enjoy life, by the way, I found out that handy is almost rebuilt the house of hefty and tuffy
Smurfette: yes, at last, I'll have my own room!
vanity: smurfy, bye
Farmer: And remember, Sassette has permission to play around, but not beyond the village, do not let her
Naruto Close CallNaruto Close CallNaruto Close Call16 minutes ago in Humor More Like This
One day while Naruto was in the training field using his shadow-clone jutsu for his training regime, how ever he didn't notice that someone entered the training field, someone with brown hair, brown eyes with an average look. Once Naruto was finished with his training he sat under a tree breathing heavy. When the man saw he was finished he went over and said "You're Naruto aren't you, the boy who saved the village from The six paths of Pain, right?" Naruto looked up and saw the man "Yeah, is their something you need?" he asked the man trying not to sound rude. The man stood in front of Naruto and simply said "No,
Tatto chapter 2‘Why do I have to be the first one?’ asked a scared Bren.Tatto chapter 218 minutes ago in Humor More Like This
‘Stop being a big baby Bren’ said Jinja
‘So who’s first?’ asked the store owner
‘This one right here’ said Jinja pointing at Bren.
‘But first I like to know what you want and were all of you want it’ said the owner
‘Im gonna get it on my left shoulder’ said Dax.
‘Above my chest’ said Jinja
‘Im going to get above my chest to but, Im going to get it before her’ said Chase
‘I will get mine in my right shoulder’ said Beyal.
‘What about you kid you’re the first one s
Dinner at Hueco MundoDinner at Hueco Mundo20 minutes ago in Humor More Like This
"Owwwww! W-where are you taking me?"
Orihime Inoue was being dragged by her long red hair across a hallway by two girls who also wore white and black uniforms. She was the captive of the Espada, a group of Arrancars; and of these two Arrancars in particular: Loly and Menoly. Loly had long black hair tied into two ponytails, a loose white outfit, a short skirt, and an eye piece on her left eye. Menoly had short blond hair that was spiked up, a more conservative outfit, a long skirt, and an eye piece on her right eye. They were always picking on Orihime, whom they despised for her meek, submissive, holier-than-thou Miss Perfect attitude.
el diario de pitufina p3pitufina: ¿cancelar?el diario de pitufina p328 minutes ago in Humor More Like This
vanidoso: si, es que recorde que tenia un compromiso
pitufina: vanidoso.lo hubieras recordado antes de despertarme tan temprano
vanidoso: bueno, que se le puede hacer, ¡adios!
pitufina: espera, ¿y granjero porque va a acompañarte a hacerte un facial?
vanidoso: es que....granjero tiene una receta para una crema exfoliante
pitufina: ¿enserio? porque si quieres yo puedo...
vanidoso: ¡no! tu no te preocupes por eso , solo disfruta, por cierto, ya me entere que genio ya casi reconstruye la casa de fortachon y tuffy
pitufina: si ¡porfin tendre cuarto propio!
Germany x Reader: For EverythingGermany x Reader: For EverythingGermany x Reader: For Everything1 hour ago in Humor More Like This
____________ was tired, to say the least. She’d spent the majority of her day watching her young daughter, Clara (sorry I didn’t let you name her, but it would be very tedious to put [b/n] everywhere. You get to pick the middle name, though. :3 ), who was just about a three months old, going on four, and taking care of her. It was some what torturous, because she couldn’t go anywhere without the little girl screaming. Leaving her alone in a room for longer than two seconds would result in panicked shrieking until her mother returned. And it was the same even after she was fed or her diaper w
Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 4Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 4Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 41 hour ago in Humor More Like This
THANK YOU FOR WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS TO COME UP!! I LOVE YOU ALL!! And since you waited so long, I've made you a lovely Germany x Reader insert. I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH. :heart:
“Papa!! Papa!! Wake up, wake up!! It’s time to go to the World Meeting!!” ___________ cried adorably, bouncing up and down. Yong Soo groaned in response. He’d attempted to get a few more minutes of sleep on the couch just before they had to leave. This wasn’t the first night he’d had to deal with with minimal sleeping hours. Because of internal problems with his countr
I am proud of you Miko - TFP One-ShotI am proud of you Miko - TFP One-Shot1 hour ago in Humor More Like This
First things first
I DON'T OWN TRANSFORMERS PRIME! ALL RIGHTS BELONGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS!!!
That was a veeeeeeeery spontaneous idea i got today.
Just loved the newest episode of TFP and i had this idea inside my head for the whole day :D
I know it is silly...but damn i love to write silly stuff like that XD
Hope you will like it as well :D
And last but not least
Grammer/Spelling mistake alert ;P
I am still learning english aaaaaaall by myself so yes i do mistakes ;P
You have been warned!!
Primus...i am getting tiered of writing this XD
Have fun now! :D
Just a PhaseJust a Phase2 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Sam had been out on a hunt with Dean for almost two weeks now and the monster was finally dead. Now he was excited to get home and see his two favorite girls. So when Dean pulled up into the driveway, Sam didn't wait for the Impala to come to a stop before jumping out and sprinting to the front door. Dean rolled his eyes as his brother flung open the front door and ran in.
"Teresa! I'm home!" Sam called dropping his bag at the front door.
"Welcome home, how was the hunt?" Teresa asked coming out of the kitchen, wiping her hands on a dish towel.
"What we though was a werewolf, just ended up just being a psych that liked to collect human hea
Kaa gets LaunchAh, Ah, Launch started to sneeze when she caught herself at the last second. That was close. The cute blue haired girl wearing a green tank top and yellow shorts said with a smile. Smiling she looked around at the scenery she was in. Taking a trip around the world she had decided to stop on her journey and was currently in a Jungle admiring the scenery. What exotic and beautiful plants. She said taking a picture with a camera.Kaa gets Launch3 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The split personality girl looked on as she examined the Jungle with a smile taking in all the beauty it had to offer. It was so lovely, nothing like the city or country. Launch thou
Avengers Meet Anime North: ChessDisclaimer: I own none of these characters or people.Avengers Meet Anime North: Chess4 hours ago in Humor More Like This
A/N: Live Action Battle Chess in story form! I’m sorry I left out some of the parts, but I can only remember so much. I was too busy trying to catch a pic of Loki kneeling to pay too much attention. I took the liberty of changing a few things (mainly the dialogue), but not very much. Loki did in fact take his rightful place.
The actual game was Avengers (and Friends) vs Justice League (and Friends)
What in the name of Valhalla was I thinking?
In truth, Loki had not been thinking when he had volunteered his services for Live Ac
Hetalia X Reader: High School Never Ends Pt. 6As you two arrived at the door of what appeared to be an art class, Alfred kicked the door open and pulled you in. He rushed to a seat right in front of the teacher, pushing you into the one next to him. It look you a few seconds to regain your brain cells; you looked up to see a old man with the scariest of eyes staring at you. "You're late." he said with his monotone voice. You rolled your eyes and looked down at your desk, which had a few pieces of blank paper on it. You looked up again to see the teacher's eyes now directed at a bowl of fruit. Phew.Hetalia X Reader: High School Never Ends Pt. 64 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Class, I want all of you to draw this." he pointed at the fruit and sat down, proceeding
Shore Leave Ch 7-9Chapter 7 DaShore Leave Ch 7-95 hours ago in Humor More Like This
The two soon were presented with their meal. With a grateful thank you from Richards and a excited laugh from Harkness, they began to eat their freshly made dinner. The waiter came by every five minutes or so just to clear their table or to give them something, always polite and kind to them.
After their meal, Harkness noticed a proud and graceful figure enter the tavern and slowly scan the room. It was the Leifteanant!
“El-tee!” Harkness shouted over the sounds of the room and he shot his eyes to meet the sound of the man. Walking over to them, Harkness stood out of their booth as did Richards. Snapping to a salut
TDADO --- Top DogTDADO --- Top Dog5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ACTION! Our contestants faced the perils of space! They travelled through the stars in our make-shift shuttle that really put them for the rides of the lives! But the scariest and most barf-inducing ride had to be their trips in the Vomit Comet! (laughs) Sucks to be them! Sucks to be sucked in the vacuum of space. Sucks to suck. And it sucks mostly to be Eva. After having been tricked by Heather, Eva began to lose her mind and views over who was friend, who was enemy, and who was dead meat! Eva managed to clause her friends to lose trust in her, so even after saving the day against Heather, Eva ended up roundin
Sir Mike III Esq... Jr. Aka: Mr.Emo Elf's BioSir Mike III Esq... Jr. Aka: Mr.Emo Elf's Bio5 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Growing up in **** Sir Mike III Esq Jr Found the dark lord and pledged himself with the sacrifice of his mother and father. Now he travels the world eliminating everyone unworthy of his lord’s rock hard abs, which is pretty much everyone. He is called a cleric due to his style of magic, however most don’t seem to notice the scars on his wrists and how much he truly enjoys killing the unworthy. His ultimate goal in life is to kill god with the enormous willy his dark lord bestowed upon him for killing an entire city because they were all out of cookies. He travels with his best friend **** who doesn’t bow to his master, but i
4F: Extrapolation: Butterfly EffectThis story contains end of movie spoilers for Star Trek: Into Darkness4F: Extrapolation: Butterfly Effect6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
What am I reading?
Oh, it’s “The Sound of Thunder.”
It’s hardly my favourite piece of writing, but it poses an interesting hypothesis, and it does it in a far more eloquent manner than most of the pieces that follow it. Ray Bradbury’s little masterpiece explores not only the far-reaching effects a small change in the past can have on the future, but also how subtle those effects are.
Not long after this piece was published science fiction blossomed, exploring implications of chaos theory on time travel over and over again. Ironically,
Disney AU: Block PartyTigger made no secret about it: as far as he was concerned, the best day of the week was Mowing Day.Disney AU: Block Party6 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Mowing Day was almost always on a Saturday, usually at What-the-Hell-Time-Is-It o’clock, when even the most extraordinary mortals were only just feebly stretching their various limbs towards the coffeepot and every sane and red-blooded creature was still curled up under its covers, determined to sleep like the dead on this most precious and sacred of days. Tigger, a slugabed since the womb, found that the timing necessitated a cruel sacrifice, but the operator of the lawnmower was Un Beau Homme Sans Merci, and there was precedent for t
Dolls house to the Dolls Planet part 2Alone in a darkened domed room is a hooded purple dressed girl sitting on a fort of pillows, reads an ancient book of enchanted powers. she softly turns the pages to read on the inscribed words of wisdom of empowerment. As she gets to a chapter of the many pages she has in her hands, she slams it shut. Making a distance echo going across the domed room. As she arises from the forts of pillows, she lifts her left hand and rubs her both of her sore blue eyes. As she begins to walk off the pillows, she suddenly drops the book clumsily.Dolls house to the Dolls Planet part 26 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Well at this point the book she had was not really a powerful book at all! It was just like the yellow pages b
Pony tickle match 3 (Twilight vs Pinkie Pie)Spike:Hello and welcome to the next round. The fight between Twilight and Pinkie Pie.Pony tickle match 3 (Twilight vs Pinkie Pie)7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Both mares are standing in the ring. Pinkie is smiling and Twilight focused. Gong rings out.
Twilight uses magic to Pinkie will by not be able to move and lifts herr into the air.
Spike:Twilight paralyzed Pinkie, now she can tickle everywhere.
Twilight: ready to giev up?
Pinkie: Are you loko in the coco?
Twilight makes two feathers appear at the back hooves of Pinkie and begin to tickle them.
Pinkie: hahahahahahahahahahahahha yes hahahahah more hahahahahahaha
Spike:She is not impressed. Was twilight mistaken?
Twilight:I'm warming up!