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BTT x Reader- The Perks of Summer Vacation

"So...hot."

The words left your rather chapped lips as you stared up at the torrid, blinding sun positioned directly above you. Beads of sweat trickled down your fevered like forehead as the sunglasses you had bought for a dollar ninety eight at the drug store across the street slipped slightly down the bridge of your nose, revealing the blinding rays shining down from the sky to your squinted (e/c) orbs. You gave a rather annoyed grunt, shifting in the lawn chair you had been sitting in for hours to look towards the three men sitting next next to you, bearing through the uncomfortable scorching summer afternoon.

Antonio shifted his emeraldBTT x Reader- The Perks of Summer Vacation2 weeks ago in Humor

Dad!EnglandxChild!Reader: Daddy, I made scones!

“Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!” you giggled as you ran to your dad, who was asleep on the sofa. You grabbed the back of the couch and started swinging your stubby legs over, only to misplace your foot and land on your dad…on your back. You started wiggling so you could rest on your stomach, kicking your dad in the process.
“Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Wake up!” You giggled and grinned as you tugged your dad’s messy hair.
Arthur slowly opened his eyes, finding his little sweetheart on his stomach, giggling and full of energy.
“Daddy! You’re awake!”
Arthur smiled, “Yes I am, swDad!EnglandxChild!Reader: Daddy, I made scones!3 weeks ago in Humor

[APH] Strip Poker - RomanoxReader(Name) held her breath, trying to hold in the laughter that begged to escape. She found it funny, and unbelievable that he was calling and suggesting such a thing. The man was one to get embarrassed easily, and a total tsundere, whatever that meant. She had heard it from Kiku. Clicking her tongue against her teeth, she waited to see if he was going to say anything. Which he did not.

“Lovino, are you being serious?”

There was a strange noise before he answered. “Eh, yeah. I’m being serious, so can I come over?” She bit the inside of her cheek, containing her excitement. “_____? You there?”

“Oh[APH] Strip Poker - RomanoxReader2 weeks ago in Humor

~Not Again!~ Drunk!EnglandXReaderThere you were, reclining in your living room with an episode of your favorite show and a bag of chips. A typically boring Friday night. You were feeling exhausted from exams, and you decided to spend the night in, rather than going out with your friends. Plus Arthur was in the group, and heaven knows you were done with going out in anticipation of a good time, only to end up babysitting your british friend and making sure neither of you died in the process.

Sure, you loved the guy, but his drinking habits were ridiculous. You've never seen anyone deteriorate into an emotional wreck after one shot like Arthur did. One second he was holding a~Not Again!~ Drunk!EnglandXReader2 weeks ago in Humor

Nordics x Reader - How to calm a Dane Why?

Why did Tino have to give Mathias coffee? Sadly, you didn’t know. But you DID know that it was NOT a good idea.

As you heard another crash come from downstairs, and a “YOU CAN’T GET AWAY FROM THE NORTHERN KING OF EUROPE, YOU STUPID BIRD!”, you laid your head on your desk, basically facedesking. Here you were, trying to work on a school assignment, and that stupid Dane was running around downstairs doing who knows what. Getting up, you made your way to the top of the stairs of your two story house that you shared with your older brothers friends.

“Mathias! What in the world are you doinNordics x Reader - How to calm a Dane3 weeks ago in Humor

[APH] Strip Poker - IntroSitting on the couch, a bowl of popcorn on her lap and a bottle of beer in her hand, (Name) just stared at the television that wasn’t even on. She was so bored, but didn’t want to watch anything, since there was never anything on. She thought about watching a movie, but nothing interested her. Next was the brilliant idea of going out, but she was too lazy.

Sighing, she sat the bowl and bottle onto the coffee table and fell over onto the couch. Groaning loudly, she turned over and screamed into the cushion, kicking her legs out. Boredom had a taken a toll on her, and she didn’t want to be alone anymore.

Jumping up, she went[APH] Strip Poker - Intro1 month ago in Humor

[APH] Strip Poker - AmericaxReaderA low chuckle escaped her as she spun around quickly. The voice over the phone was loud but sweet. She smiled widely, just hearing his voice. Looking outside, she made sure he wasn’t sitting out on her lawn. Except, she noticed him walking down the sidewalk, as if he was just passing by.

“Alfred, what are you doing?”

He laughed again over the phone, and she watched him from the window. “I wanted to play a game with you. I haven’t seen you a while anyways.” His figure in the dark was looking around, and she could tell he saw her sitting on the windowsill. Walking closer, he stood in front of her house. &ld[APH] Strip Poker - AmericaxReader3 weeks ago in Humor

RomanoXReader: WTF Stands For..."Get out of my house you potato ba-"
"Banana!" You yell before Lovino can finish his sentence, letting yourself into your friends' house.
You hear a commotion from upstairs, followed by a 'Veh~ Bella's here!" from Feli. A moment later, you're being tackled by the thin Italian, almost tripping, but you manage to catch yourself, prying Feli off of you.
"Hello, (Name)." Ludwig greets you, heading out the door with Feli, probably off to training with Kiku.
"Hey, Luddy."
"Ragazza what the he-"
"Heck." you say calmly, making your way to the kitchen, smirking a bit as your boyfriend, Lovi, follows you, fuming.
"-Are you doing here?"
You take out a container of pasta out of the fridge, kicking the door closed with your foot.
"Feli called and asked if I wanted to come over, so I did."
Lovi scowls, folding his arms tightly. "I don't give a d-"
"Donut."
"-What Feliciano said, why didn't he tell me?"
"Because you would pRomanoXReader: WTF Stands For...2 weeks ago in Humor

The Thrills of Halloween: Magic Trio X Reader

The last class of the day was over, and ______ jumped out of her seat, shoving past the other students in the halls of Hetalia High. She ran up the narrow spiraling stairs that lead to the abandoned tower, which was said to be haunted by the ghosts of executed prisoners. That was one of the reasons the Magic Club had picked that place as their hang out. ______, burst open the door with a loud BANG, causing the trio to jump in unison. The floating books and papers dropped to the floor, and the magical creatures hid behind whatever they could find.
“Bloody hell, ______! You scared us all half to death!” Arthur exclaimed, after hThe Thrills of Halloween: Magic Trio X Reader3 weeks ago in Humor

Little!NordicsxBig!Sister!Reader ~Stormy Nights~It was stormy night, and five little boys sat in the living room. Lukas and Emil were sitting in front of the window, watching the rain drops hit the window. Tino and Berwald were building things with blocks, and Mathias was sitting on the floor coloring. You were in their bedroom, putting clothes and toys away and fixing their beds. They all shared a room since they refused to sleep without each other. You heard thunder and looked up.

In the living room, Emil, the youngest climbed out of the chair and ended up falling on his butt. It didn't seem to affect him much, and he got up and walked to the room you were in. You heard the door creak uLittle!NordicsxBig!Sister!Reader ~Stormy Nights~2 weeks ago in Humor

RomaniaxReader: Poster PranksWARNING: NOT FOR TWLIGHT LOVERS!

Grinning almost evilly you stepped back to admire your work. A thick black mustache on the upper lip. And to add to the stupidity of the picture; buck teeth, a mole on the chin, and a black out eye. All new additions to the latest poster of Robert Patterson as Edward Cullen from Twilight hanging outside the book store’s window in the mall.
“Much better,” you said pocketing the black marker.
A loud screech came from behind you. You turned around to find a hoard of girls with black t-shirts reading ‘TEAM EDWARD’.
“Crap,” you said and ran for your life. Close behind you&RomaniaxReader: Poster Pranks6 days ago in Humor

The children might be fine. Mama!ReaderxPapa!Fruk

You stared down the men you knew as England and France as they fought over you and your sons Canada and America.

“I’m going to ‘elp _____ raise zhe children because zhey need my sexiness in zhere lives!” Francis yelled.

Arthur huffed “No! The children need me to raise them so they don’t become classless frogs like you!”

“It’s better zhan being black sheep!”

“They’d rather be Black Sheep than smelly cheese eaters!”

“Well! Zhey would rather be smelly cheese eaters zhan lunatic who zhink Punk isn’t dead!!!”

“You bloody frog!!! Punk will neThe children might be fine. Mama!ReaderxPapa!Fruk2 weeks ago in Humor

Germany x Reader: For EverythingGermany x Reader: For Everything

____________ was tired, to say the least. She’d spent the majority of her day watching her young daughter, Clara, who was just about a three months old, going on four, and taking care of her. It was some what torturous, because she couldn't go anywhere without the little girl screaming. Leaving her alone in a room for longer than two seconds would result in panicked shrieking until her mother returned. And it was the same even after she was fed or her diaper was changed, or whatever the situation was. __________ simply was not allowed to leave her daughter alone.

Thankfully, though, she managed to get Germany x Reader: For Everything1 month ago in Humor

~Silver General~ Hetalia Men x Reader

July 22nd 1866
You pushed the button that was labeled "1866" and was transported to the very middle of a battlefield. You could heard the clamor of horse's hooves as they sprinted across the field, some carrying their masters to their deaths. You could hear the screams of pain as the very lives of men were ripped away from them in a cruel twist of fate. Quickly, you ran and hid behind a large group of bushes, hoping you wouldn't be found. Your luck ran out too fast though. A soldier dressed in silver armor charged at you with his sword. You accessed the situation, coming to the conclusion that you wouldn't be able to escape unscathed. So, you turned just at the right moment and threw yourself to the ground beside the man. He missed, just barely grazing you with his sword. The small cut in your back stung and you cried out as he approached you and raised his sword, bloodlust in his eyes. Out of nowhere, a white horse appeared and trampe~Silver General~ Hetalia Men x Reader1 month ago in Humor

Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 1Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 1

Quick Author’s Note: To all my dude friends out there, I just want you to know that this was written for females, so it might be a little weird for you to read it (unless you just replace the ______’s where your name goes with some random little girl’s name and crap, which is fine). But other than that, PLEASE enjoy my very first reader insert to raise South Korea Awareness :3 :3 :3

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Little _______ had never been more cold or scared in her life. She was completely alone, and she was in the dark, and had no idea where she was, and no sense of direction so she could move. AlPapa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 11 month ago in Humor

[APH] Strip Poker - SpainxReader(Name) giggled uncontrollably at the cheerful voice over the phone. Did he really just ask that? There’s no way this man just asked her that. But then again, he seems like one who would do it. Spinning around, she held the phone to her chest and tried to suppress her giddiness.

“_____? You there?”

She squeaked and almost dropped the phone, putting it back to her ear. “Oh yes, sorry Antonio.” She rushed around the room, trying to clean it up. “So you want to come over?”

He chuckled and she smiled. “Si, I would love to. I’ll be over in a minute.”

They ended the call and she finishe[APH] Strip Poker - SpainxReader3 days ago in Humor

Alfred X Reader - SleepoversAlfred X Reader
Sleepovers
Rated PG-13-ish for some mild cursing. Nothing too bad, I promise!
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(Name) glared daggers at her phone beside her. She propped herself on one arm and answered the call. "What?!"
    "Whoa babe! Calm down!" Alfred began. "I just wanted to see if you wanted to come over."
    "And you couldn't wait to ask me this later? When we're all awake?"
    "Nope!" (Name) face palmed and sighed. She rubbed the bridge of her nose. Good ol' Alfred, always have to do everything that popped into his little brain.
    "Listen," she began. "Call me back in a few hours, and then maybe I'll consider your offer."
    "Okay babe!" He ended the call. She sighed and put her phone back on the nightstand. It wasn't five minutes before she heard a phantom vibration. New tAlfred X Reader - Sleepovers1 week ago in Humor

Hetalia X Reader: The Most Epic Water Gun Battle..

Hetalia X Reader: The Most Epic Water Gun Battle In The World

“OKAY QUIET! WE ARE THE ONLY CLASS THAT HASN’T DECIDED ON A CULTURE FESTIVAL PROGRAM!!” Germany yelled across the room. Everyone looked to face the German who sighed, rubbing his temples. “You dummkomphs are such slackers…”

The class looked to him one final time, and began talking, doodling, or texting in class. In other words, they weren’t paying attention to him at all.

Germany slammed the desk. “How zhe hell did I get stuck here with a bunch of idiots?!”
“Please Germany, take it easy”, Japan reassured.

EnglanHetalia X Reader: The Most Epic Water Gun Battle..1 month ago in Humor

Snake!SpainxReader

You were walking out the door of your school when you heard a scream from behind you. You whipped around to see one of the most popular girls in school freaking out and pointing at something on the ground. A crowd had gathered around her and was soon screaming as well. You pushed through the screaming crowd and saw what everyone was making such a big deal about. It was a snake. A cute, harmless, ball python that had curiously wandered into your school and was being assaulted by strange smells and scary sounds. The poor thing was all curled up around itself, probably scared out of its snakey wits. Your math teacher, Mr. Simmons came out and rSnake!SpainxReader1 week ago in Humor

RomanoxReader Dat Mustache~

Warning: Since this is Romano we are talking about, expect cussing. You don't like it, well...

"Stupid potato bastard...why the hell does she always hang out with that jackass...." Lovino mumbled as he was walking on the streets of the city. He just left from another meeting. Like always, nothing was decided or resorted and it just ended up with bruises and curses. If you were never there, Lovino would have stopped coming to each pointless meeting along time ago. You were a special one. You didn't mind swear words, you got along with others easily, and you actually treat Lovino in a more caring way than most could ever try. You were beautifRomanoxReader Dat Mustache~1 month ago in Humor

Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 3Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 3

I will love you forever if you’ve read this far. Even though it’s not really that far…and it’s not really that bad…idk. I love you!!

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__________ tossed and turned in her sleep. She was having a nightmare, or a fever dream. She kept switching from hot and cold, and the frightening scenes running through her head weren’t helping. Tiny beads of sweat began to appear on her forehead, and she could have sworn she heard someone calling her name in the distance. It sounded like her Papa?? However her mind couldn’t take the fever dream for much longer and Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 31 month ago in Humor

Midnight Cravings2P!CanadaXPregnate!Reader
"(Y/n), wake up, we're home." Matt sighs, nudging you from the open passenger side door.
"I must have fallen asleep on the ride home again," you yawn, holding your swollen belly as you squeeze out of the car. You had been doing a lot of sleeping these past few months. And eating.
"Mhm," Matt nods, helping you through the apartment lobby and up to your home. "Why don't you just go back to sleep? I need to go back to work anyway."
Yawning again, you nod at your husband as he leads you to the bed. Instantly, you fall asleep on the mattress. Matt stares lovingly as you cradle your pregnate stomache in your sleep before leaving to go back to work.
Time Skip
When Matt had gotten home, you were still asleep. smiling at you, he takes off his jeans and coat and crawls into bed with you, holding you loosely as to not crush the baby. It wasn't long before he dozed off.
Time Skip
Matt wakes up to the smell of sMidnight Cravings2 weeks ago in Humor

Ships in a Nutshell1. Conflicting (Mr Cocky VS Mrs Shy)

“So, I’m kinda impressed that you were able to beat my team,” Green scoffed arrogantly, one hand holding his waist while the other ruffled his big brown hair. A chuckle burst next. “Although you did win as beginner’s luck, even though this is our 7th battle. But then again, that doesn’t mean you can get cocky and rub it in my face- Hey!” After realizing that Leaf was already five steps away from him, Green gaped in shock. “Leaf! I’m talking to you!”

“Don’t talk to him, don’t talk to him, don’t talk to him…” LShips in a Nutshell3 weeks ago in Humor

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