[APH] Strip Poker - SpainxReader(Name) giggled uncontrollably at the cheerful voice over the phone. Did he really just ask that? There’s no way this man just asked her that. But then again, he seems like one who would do it. Spinning around, she held the phone to her chest and tried to suppress her giddiness.[APH] Strip Poker - SpainxReader2 days ago in Humor More Like This
“_____? You there?”
She squeaked and almost dropped the phone, putting it back to her ear. “Oh yes, sorry Antonio.” She rushed around the room, trying to clean it up. “So you want to come over?”
He chuckled and she smiled. “Si, I would love to. I’ll be over in a minute.”
They ended the call and she finishe
Father!AmericaxLittle!Daughter!Reader Father's DayYou were upstairs in your room, drawing a picture for your father. It was Father's day, and since you were only five, you had to draw him a picture. It was a picture of you and him, and it said 'I love you Daddy!' on it. You really hoped he would like it! You walked out of your room, and looked both ways and when you didn't see your father you walked to his office. You peeked inside of it, and he wasn't in it. You walked in, opening his desk and grabbing an envelope and you stuffed the piece of paper inside of it. You licked it, then closed it. You climbed into his chair and grabbed one of his pens and wrote his name on it, then jumped out ofFather!AmericaxLittle!Daughter!Reader Father's Day1 day ago in Humor More Like This
Payback's a b*tch... || America x ReaderPayback's a b*tch... || America x Reader2 days ago in Humor More Like This
"_____, where are ya?!" Alfred shouted, turning his head in many directions trying to find you. From behind the tree, where you were hiding, he looked like he just saw a ghost! If only you had your phone…
Oh wait, that's Alfred's fault…
"Hey Alfred, give it back!" You shouted at your loud mouthed friend, who was currently laughing at you. He stole your phone from you and he wouldn't give it back only because you took a picture of him in the movies, his face was priceless!
You were currently jumping for your phone, it had private things on it that you didn't want ANYONE to know about, so now you know why you're
PrussiaXReader! PrankVSPrank (Cheating Prank)PrussiaXReader! PrankVSPrank (Cheating Prank)2 days ago in Humor More Like This
Today was finally the day Gilbert was finally going to come home! But this welcome home won't be so 'welcoming'. You were going to prank your boyfriend Gilbert!
You pulled out your video camera and faced it towards you clicking the play button.
"Ok so Gilbert has been gone for a few days over in Germany to visit his brother. And I've been home alone, so I thought of a good Prank to play on Gil where I'm cheating in him on with" you begin into the camera as you pull out a Manican head with fake facial hair on it. "So I'm going to put the head on the pillow and use other pillows as a body. And today I went to the mall and bought a new guys outfit!" You smirked into the camera as you set up the fake body of pillows under the sheets.
You walk down stairs to show the outfit. It was black skinny jeans, and random pair of boxers, with a black hoodie and grey sneakers.
You set the grey sneakers at the front door to
Little!NordicsxBig!Sister!Reader Happy birthday!All of the boys were playing in the living room. Well, except for Emil. He was taking a nap. You walked into it, smiling.Little!NordicsxBig!Sister!Reader Happy birthday!10 hours ago in Humor More Like This
"Boys, I need your help. Today is little Emil's birthday and I need you guys to help me make him a cake. I've already bought some presents, and I want Mathias and Tino to wrap them. Berwald, Lukas, you two have to help me make the cake."
"Okay (Name)! Me and Tino will wrap the gifts!" Mathias smiled.
"They are in my room on my bed. I already have wrapping paper and safety scissors in there. Oh, and tape too!"
Mathias nodded, and ran to your room, dragging Tino with him.
Lukas and Berwald followed you to the kitchen an
PKMNTrainer!HetaliaxPKMNTrainer!ReaderPokemon Trainer!HetaliaxPokemon Trainer!ReaderPKMNTrainer!HetaliaxPKMNTrainer!Reader1 day ago in Humor More Like This
The Song of Jigglypuff
“Face it, Italy! We’re lost!”
You never imagined your journey to becoming a Pokemon Master to involve getting lost in a forest. Sadly, here you and your friends were… lost in a forest. Specifically, the Viridian Forest. You had just recently gotten your seventh badge and were traveling back to Viridian City for your eighth. You were traveling in a group of 6, counting you. With you was a total of 2 other trainers, Prussia and Romano, and 3 gym leaders, Italy, Germany, and Japan.
“We’re not lost!” Italy was the one holding
Russia X Reader--Resolutions: Chpt.2Russia X Reader--Resolutions: Chpt.23 days ago in Humor More Like This
A flush of embarrassment reddens your face. This is going to be incredibly awkward…especially after what happened in your last class. You gulp before slowly walking over to your seat, trying with all your might not to make eye contact with Ivan. You were doing just fine…that is, until Ivan made eye contact with you. You felt his eyes penetrate yours, and a whole new shade of red flushed your face. You quickly sat down and pretended to be interested in another corner of room. At least the two of you weren’t the only ones in the room by now.
“You were in my last class, da?” You jump a little when you h
Help, I'm no Time Traveller- EzioxReaderYou fiddled with a pen in your hand as you intently listened to your history teachers lecture. Students around you passed notes, chewed gum, or simply sat with a blank look on their face, but not you, oh no. You were more than happy to hear about the past.Help, I'm no Time Traveller- EzioxReader2 days ago in Humor More Like This
“And so, Maria stopped her journal entries and her son dropped out of history? What do you think happened oh... Addie.” The teacher pointed his long finger at a short girl, hiding under long, greasy, brown hair.
“Um...” she stammered, uncomfortable with the attention on her. “He might have slipped into a time flux and ended up in the future?” She questioned her answer. Stars sprung in the teachers eyes as he spun in a circle, and placing a hand to his heart addressed to the class.
“Such imagination,” he exclaimed, causing a student at the back of the class to roll his eyes and fling his hair from his face. “Mr Black, since you are so interested propose your theory.”
[APH] Szwedek zostaje ojcem Nazywam się Berwald Oxenstierna i stoję na środku korytarza.[APH] Szwedek zostaje ojcem2 days ago in Humor More Like This
Gdyby nie sytuacja, w jakiej się teraz znajduje, najpewniej kontemplowałbym właśnie wystrój wnętrza. Te jasnozielone ściany z pewnością nie pasują do drewnianych paneli, jakimi wyłożono podłogę. Powinni wybrać inny rodzaj drzewa. Ten jest zdecydowanie za ciemny. I ten niski stolik w towarzystwie dwóch czerwonych foteli na metalowych nóżkach. Fotele są znośne, ale stolik… Jak można tak niestarannie zbijać meble? Jestem pewien, że prawa krawędź jest o co najmniej milimetr niżej niż lewa. Takie rzeczy nie zdarzają się profesjonalistom.
Mimo to dziś mam na głowie coś znacznie ważniejszego. Nie czas na tego typu refleksje.
- Pan Oxenstierna?
Hetalia MemeSo my friend, AutobotChrome, tried this meme and I thought, why not? I'll try it too. It'll be a good writing exercise.Hetalia Meme2 days ago in Humor More Like This
I don't write accents though.
By the way, I probably made this much more complicated than it needed to be. AutobotChrome submitted it as a journal entry, whereas mine was too big.
So first you choose ten random characters:
...And then you answer the questions! Simple!
Let's assume this was a sleepover...
1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see  before your eyes. What do you do?
I frown. "G
Frosty father's dayHappy fathers Day, warning this is a one shot so it is going to a long one You can consider this as a sequel to lonely spirit and the Jack Frost effect or it can stand on its own.Frosty father's day1 day ago in Humor More Like This
It was a normal day for Jack or at least it was until a mysterious girl appeared. He was going by his normal routine making snow and bring joy to children when a strange colorful portal appeared it came out of nowhere. The light the portal gave off was so bright it almost knocked Jack out of the the sky when the portal closed it created a kaleidoscope like image before vanishing completely . Jack gasped when he saw a young girl fall head first from the portal she was unconscious and hurt bad from what he could see.
Jack gasped and said "Wind!". the wind speed Jack towards the girl at supersonic speeds he made it just in time to catch her, he looked down at the girl. She was wearing: clear blue armour with a dress with a kaleidoscope design on it, a belt and colorful fea
Crafters with HeadgearRead description to understand!Crafters with Headgear7 hours ago in Humor More Like This
TrueMU: *sees Husky dead on the floor* TYYYYY! There is a dead crafter in our house!
Deadlox: *looks down at dead Husky* Oh, hey! ..... How did he get here?
TrueMU: Tyyyyyy! What did you do?!
Deadlox: Me, uh.. eh... I didn't do dis!
TrueMU: Explain what happened, Ty!
Deadlox: I have never seen him before in my life.
TrueMU: Why did you kill this crafter, Ty?!
Deadlox: I do not kill crafters. Dat is... Dat is my LEAST favorite thing to do.
TrueMU: Tell me, Ty, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Deadlox: Alright, well, I was upstairs...
Deadlox: I was-
Heat Signature:The PartyHeat Signature:The Party1 day ago in Humor More Like This
(The scene transitions to Cake and Fionna standing in the Spooky Forest. Lightning flashes across the night sky. A run-down manor stands on top of the hill.)
Fionna: Number 52 Blood Place. We made it cake
Cake: I can’t believe were doing this.
(Fionna and Cake enter the mansion.) Hey guys, we're here!
(Gabby, Wally, and Beebee have changed. They have significantly increased in size, are wearing laced collars, and have menacing eyes and puckered lips. Gabby closes the door. Then the ghosts join hands, spin around our heroine, and start chanting ominously. Their eyes and mouths start glowing white.)
More in Common (Sam x Reader)Dean had stormed out about twenty minutes ago after getting into an argument with you and Sam about how to deal with the case at hand. You could tell he was pissed because he always took the Impala for a drive and we didn’t see him until the next morning sometimes when he was in a funk. Sighing you slipped on a random t-shirt to wear to bed and headed out back into the main room. Sam looked up at you from his sitting position on the bed and smiled slightly.More in Common (Sam x Reader)1 day ago in Humor More Like This
“You like Captain America?” he half smiled. You looked down at yourself wondering where he had gotten that idea to see that you had pulled on your t-shirt with the Captain America shield on the front.
“Yeah, him and the other Avengers too,” you blushed.
“You… like the Avengers?” he asked sounding genuinely surprised that you liked them.
“Yeah, they’re awesome,” you smiled and plopped yourself next to him on the bed. You had always preferred to read comic books with s
TMNT: Diaries of the Pizza GuySeptember 29th:TMNT: Diaries of the Pizza Guy2 days ago in Humor More Like This
I was out on my moped delivering pizzas. It was my second day on the job and I was happy to be working for Antonio’s Pizza Place. Everything was running smoothly…until I saw these giant, green monsters. I just sat and stared. One of them growled at me. I screamed and drove off. Once I found a safe place to hide, I checked and found one of the pizzas missing. It was a pepperoni pizza. I got nervous and drove back to where I saw the monsters. It was gone. I bet they took it. The boss let it slide this time, since it was my second day. I just hope it doesn’t happen again.
Once again, I was deli
A Not So Happy Father's DayCody folded the paper in half and finished decorating the front of it. In big, blue and green letters, the card shouted "Happy Father's Day!" Cody smiled at the card, he was proud of it, and he was sure his dad would love it. He picked it up and clomped down the stairs.A Not So Happy Father's Day2 days ago in Humor More Like This
"Dad?" He called. No one said anything back. He's probably in his office. He thought. He walked towards the door of the office. He peaked his head inside. There was his dad, on the phone, working. His dad was always working. Someone had to pay the bills, and keep food on the table. And that was his parents job. Sure, they had ignored Cody in the process, they knew he was there
Daddy Loves You Daddy Loves YouDaddy Loves You1 day ago in Humor More Like This
"Alright my little tweets and tots, grocery shopping and then back home," Ichigo smiled as he turned the car into the store parkinglot, "Papa! Toy store! Please?!" he looked in his rear veiw mirror at the little girl staring desperatley at him, "Daddy!! Please!?" his son cried, Rukia looked over at him from the passenger's seat, "Ichigo we've been gone all day... at this point we won't get home until four thirty or five, we won't be home until six o'clock if we do this, the twins will have to go right in the bath and I'll have to speed through dinner..." she sighed, "I know..." "Please!?" the twins cried again in unison, I
Wobble Street Bite. Serial Killers Inc.Sitting in the lounge room in the arm chair next to the Boogie man, watching television while the dark being reads a copy of Babes, Boobs and Guns. Stuart slips his hands between his thighs to warm them, rubbing them together with a shudder and a grunt about how cold it is. He looks over at the heater in the corner of the room, but a previous attempt to switch it on had Boogie looming up over him with a hiss to leave it off. Not about to challenge the being, because he has seen how nasty he can be. The singer sighs and reaches blindly behind him for the throw rug, casting it about his shoulders and huddling down into it. Looking bWobble Street Bite. Serial Killers Inc.2 days ago in Humor More Like This
Hetalia x Reader - Bad Bitches Part 2 Contains mature language and implied shippings.Hetalia x Reader - Bad Bitches Part 22 days ago in Humor More Like This
“Here. Zhis is going to be your guide to Hetalia Academy.” Elizibeta handed you a sheet of paper, on it was the campus layout and designated areas of what you guessed were groups students had separated themselves into. “Now, vhere you sit in the cafeteria is crucial.”
The bell rang for lunch, and you guys walked towards the lunch room to listen to Elizbeta’s further instructions. Roderich followed close behind you, guiding you with his hand placed on the small of your back as he opened the double doors into the caferteria. As you three walked, Elizibeta pointed
Pirate!Spain x Reader ~ Until I die (Chapter 4)Pirate!Spain x Reader ~ Until I die (Chapter 4)10 hours ago in Humor More Like This
Antonio and I made it back to the ship.
The two of us were just sitting there, on the ship's deck, we weren't talking, we weren't even looking each other in the eyes. I had found some bandages in the back of the ship and started treating Antonio's wounds. They weren't as bad as they looked like, but the wounds were still pretty deep and they looked like it hurt. Antonio was very lucky that those drunk pirates from the bar didn't kill them and all that trouble for a stupid treasure map. It wasn't even like Antonio was a real pirate, or something!
"Idiot." You said, while wrapping the bandage around Antonio's injured arm. "Why do you always have to do these kind of stupid things! And don't get me started on stealing! Seriously, when are you going to find a job and actually buy stuff?! You know how dangerous the world is? If you don---"
"Are you done?" Antonio interrupted me.
I looked up and saw that Antonio wasn't smiling, whi