Hogwarts RulesHarry Potter.Hogwarts Rules5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
The giant squid is not an appropriate date for the yule ball.
Starting a betting pool in the fate of this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms.
I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
42 is not the question to everything on the OWLs.
I am not to owl copies of the evil overlord to suspected Death Eaters.
I will not take out life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
-PJO- Hogwarts Adventures CH.1Chapter 1: Boggarts in Closets-PJO- Hogwarts Adventures CH.12 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Ms. Chase, the Spell!"
The Giant Spider in front of Annabeth Chase (Ravenclaw) turned into Volleyballs bouncing everywhere. The Gryffindors and Ravenclaws laughed out loud. "Bravo! Bravo!" Professor Posei Donne, the Defense against the Dark Arts teacher, applauded, "okay, next!"
Grover Underwood (Gryffindor) stepped up. CRACK. The Volleyballs turned into a burning small plant, and then Grover broke down in tears. "Why?! Why do people have to be so cruel!" he exclaimed. Then Annabeth hissed to him, "Grover!"
"Ah, sorry R-Riddikulus!"
Damn Hogwarts Rules~~~ Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts ~~~Damn Hogwarts Rules5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Any resemblence between Dementors and Bin Laden is coincidental.
2. It is a bad idea to slip Professor Snape a powerful love potion.
3. Growing marijuana or cannabis plants is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
4. I should refrain from putting on Death Eater robes, a Death Eater mask and suchlike and go up to Professor Snape, and say, "Dude! Voldemort wants to kill you, he's found out!"
5. I am not allowed to lock Gryffindors and Slytherins in the Room of Requirement and see who comes out alive and who looks like theyve had a right shag.
6. Professor Flitwick's first name is N
SNAPE'S CHAT ADVENTURESNAPE'S CHAT ADVENTURE8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
SEVERUS SNAPE AND THE ONLINE HOGWARTS TEACHERS' LOUNGE
Snape sat down in front of his faithful tangerine iMac with a mug of cocoa. He had just spent sixteen consecutive hours wiring the castle up for an internal network and was now testing out the interoffice chat option. No one knows why he wanted this installed or what good it would do for the school. Somewhere along the line, Dumbledore had turned to Lupin and said, "Dude...you're gettin' a Dell." And it all went downhill from there.
Snape logged into his account and called up the program.
Login name: $N
Shinobi at Hogwarts- Part 1It was a rather normal day at Konoha, all peaceful with the birds chirping and the people talking and the nins flying.. All was a really normal day. Tsunade looked down at a request that was given to her, her eyes narrowed. She had just become the Hokage of Konoha and was already getting used to it. Just file out some paperwork and give ninjas the missions.. But sometimes the requests were a bit too harsh. Right when she thought this her brain was finally able to decipher what the request said.. This is.. A bit too far.. she thought, her eyes narrowed. But what had to be done, had to be done. A loud, ragged sigh escaped her lips as she calledShinobi at Hogwarts- Part 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hogwarts TK: InterrogationHarry Potter TK: InterrogationHogwarts TK: Interrogation5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hermione and the rest of the acknowledged DA girls quickly awoke to find themselves trapped in stock-like contraptions with their hands tied behind their backs and as Hermione made efforts to turn around she soon realized that only a select few of the girls from the DA (Cho Chang, Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood) were trapped within these devices and she could imagine why, as the others began to stir she tried to whisper to Cho Chang ,who was opposite her but before she could she was loudly interrupted by Professor Umbridge.
Hello, my naughty students. I believe there is something about
T.G.I.F Hogwarts RemixThere's a mandrake in my bed,T.G.I.F Hogwarts Remix1 year ago in Humor More Like This
There's a nargle in my head
Scratches all on my broom
Pink basilisk in the pool
I smell like a goblin
Draco's passed out on the pitch
Ronald's in the cauldron
This a hickie or a bruise
Memorie's of last night
Got in the pensive
It's a foggy blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Yeah, we danced on hippogriffs
And we drank too much firewhiskey
Think we dueled but I forgot
We maxed our gringott's accounts
And got kicked out of the class
So we hit the R.O.R.
We went streaking in the halls
Skinny dipping with the squid
This is HalloweenThis is Halloween2 months ago in Horror More Like This
You were walking on a long gravel road in the middle of a crisp Autumn night. It was October 31st, the day that demons and vampires roam the streets praying on the innocent mortals unwary of their presence. The faint glow of the moon above illuminated the path below your feet, you were on your way to a so called Halloween party at a supposed haunted house .
You were in the spirit of Halloween though, you were dressed as your favourite element. You wore a dress that flowed in the Autumn breeze. You read the parchment invitation in your hands again, making sure you were going the right way. Inspecting the road in front of you, you saw a house
Post-DH George OneShotGod, the corridor was in ruins. George ducked his head through the haze of smoke and debris and struggled down the hallway. He was sure he had heard Percy yelling, but now the floor was deserted. Flashes and bangs echoed from up ahead, but they were already in the stairwell. He held his wand out in front of him, waiting for the slightest movement.Post-DH George OneShot5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He ran over the litany of his family members as he struggled down the hallway. He had just seen Bill going after Fenrir Greyback mere minutes ago; Fleur and Kingsley were with him, so he pushed them aside. His mother and father, the last he had seen, had been fighting on the second floor; the
Falling SnowThe stone floor was slick with slush, but when he slipped Ivan righted himself with hardly a pause and hurried past a gaggle of first-year girls into the Great Hall. It was a Sunday, so there were plenty of students left breaking their fast this close to noon. He ran down the length of the Ravenclaws’ table, looking for a certain sixth-year prefect, and found him right at the end poring over a huge tome of ancient runes propped up against a dish of sliced fruits.Falling Snow9 months ago in Romance More Like This
“Yao!” he greeted breathlessly as he slammed into the seat opposite the prefect.
“Good morning, Ivan,” Yao said, eyes flicking up to acknowledge him b
A Vampire at Hogwarts Chp. 1A Vampire at Hogwarts Chp. 17 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Who do you suppose that is?" Harry asked, looking at his two friends that were standing with him inside the Leaky Cauldron.
"I don't know, I've never seen him before. He doesn't even look like a wizard to me." Hermione answered matter-of-factly. "I'd know, I've seen a lot of wizards, and I can tell the difference between a wizard and a muggle but…" She trailed off, her nose scrunching up as she scrutinized the boy who was asking different wizards something.
"But what?" Harry frowned, shifting his weight so his new books wouldn't seem so heavy.
"He doesn't look like a muggle either…"
"Then what is he?"
teddy's hogwarts letterteddy's hogwarts letter1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. ~From a headstone in Ireland
Teddy came through the door in a rush, his letter gripped in his hand.
"I got it! I got it!" he said, doing a jump in the air.
Harry and Ginny were at the breakfast table with Gran, and in seconds their faces split into giant grins. James let out a roar of approval. Lily, covered in jam, giggled and clapped from her high chair, thoroughly amused by all the sounds coming from her brother.
"He got what?" Al asked.
"His Hogwarts letter!"
Al quietly smiled. Even at three he knew it was something good.
"I'm so proud of you, Teddy,"
Shinobi at Hogwarts- Part 8Weeks soon passed by in Hogwarts. The lessons for the third years have been proved both satisfying and completely dreadful. While Professor Lupin had become quite popular among the students, Snape and Trelawney have just been getting on Harrys nerves. Snape was being snappish to any Gryffindor, especially Neville- the only Gryffindors that had not gotten a snide comment from him was Hermione and Neji, who were easily the best ones in Double Potions. In Divination, Trelawney grew tears at the mere sight of Harry and was predicting omens of sorrow around him at every moment possible. Hagrid was giving them desperately boring lessons on hoShinobi at Hogwarts- Part 85 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
SNAPE'S JOB PROPOSAL- 1SNAPE'S JOB PROPOSAL- 19 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
From the desk of Professor Severus Snape
Potions Master, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
LETTER OF APPLICATION FOR NEW TEACHING POSITION
POSITION REQUESTED: Defence Against the Dark Arts
To Whom it May Concern:
This letter is in compliance with the school guidelines stating that all applicants for new teaching positions must submit a letter of proposal for acceptance. Disregarding the fact that this position is less NEW than it is unfairly occupied at the time, and I am less an APPLICANT than I am sick and tired of doing this every year. . .let's just get on with the spiel.
I feel that, given my years of teaching at this scho
Bleach at Hogwarts chapter 1Bleach at Hogwarts chapter 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
One day in Karakura Town Ichigo Kurosaki gets a letter that says he's being transferred from Karakura high to a British boarding school called Hogwarts. He calls Uryū Ishida and he got the same letter. And so did Chad, Rukia Kuchiki and Orihime Inoue. Rukia calls the Soul Society and they have no information on Hogwarts. So the soul society decides to send some soul reapers to the school with Ichigo and friends.
Meanwhile in Hueco Mundo in the castle of Las Noches, Lord Aizen hears of Ichigo going to some strange school and sends Espada numbers six and four to investigate.
The next day in Karakura Town Ichigo's doorbell rings and he go
Shinobi at Hogwarts- Part 3Where can we stay for the night? We have to stay here in Diagon Alley until its time to go to Hogwarts. Shikamaru asked Harry Potter. It was late in the evening and the nin had finally bought all they needed; the Nara himself had a brown and golden owl that was now perched on his shoulder. They had all bought a bit of clothes in Madam Malkins Robes for All Occasions; their school robes were packed into cases, but now they wore regular-looking Muggle clothes, which happened to be in a small section in the corner of the shop.Shinobi at Hogwarts- Part 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Oh. Lets got to the Leaky Cauldron; its where all of us stay for the night.
Lily LilyLily7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was on one long February day, when the wind howled blustery and cold through the Whomping Willow to the lake beyond, that Professor Sprout was approached with a most peculiar request. Classes had finished for the day, allowing her some much-needed time to deal with a particularly troublesome weed that was threatening to take over Greenhouse Three. The plant, a variation of clover that had apparently bred with a variation of Devils Snare, curled up and around the greenhouse, strangling other plants, and managing to crack a piece of glass. The breeze from the lake whistled in through the hole like a dying cat; already, several m
Things not to do at Hogwarts 9Section Nine Harry Potter, The Weasleys, The Malfoys, and HermioneThings not to do at Hogwarts 96 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
500. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy. Or any other Slytherin.
501. Substituting Immac for Slixslelox in Draco Malfoy's shampoo container is a childish and irresponsible act
502. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.
503. A good way to piss Hermione off: Write "Hermione Granger was here" on multiple library books, thereby banning her from the library.
504. I will not reset Hermione's Time Turner to Daylight Savings Time.
505. Draco Malfoy no longer requires a nanny, nor does he need tucking in and "a bit of a
A Vampire at Hogwarts Chp. 2A Vampire at Hogwarts Chp. 27 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Why did we have to come back here?" Darren asked. He and his companion were back inside the Leaky Cauldron.
"Dumbledore said it would be better if you went to Hogwarts the same way all the other students do, which means, you're going to have to ride the train in a couple days with all of the other students." Mr. Crepsley explained as he closed the shades in their room so the sunlight wouldn't seep through.
"And I guess that means I'll be getting some of those silly robes that they wear?" Darren was happy to get new clothes, but those robes were almost as silly as the red cape that Mr. Crepsley always wore.