Tobuscus? Desmond laughed as he sat on the couch with his Mac making random noises. "What are you watching?" Shaun asked plopping down next to him with his iPod?"Tobuscus?2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Shaun raised an eyebrow at the name. It sounded like something you would find in an anime or a video game. "Is he funny?"
"Yeah! And he has awesome music," Desmond said shoving the computer into his face.
With that he took Shaun's iPod and stuck the ear buds in his ears. The Brit grimaced for a moment and clicked a random video. "Audience?! W-what are you doing staring at the Assassin's Creed Revelation logo?!"
He talked pretty fast. Desmond was leaning against Shaun wa
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF YOUTUBE PEWDIEPIE VS TOBUSCUSEPIC RAP BATTLES OF YOUTUBE PEWDIEPIE VS TOBUSCUS4 months ago in Humor More Like This
EEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF YOUTUBE
What are you doing staring at my victory?
I'm gonna give this guy some gaming lessons
And the first one's free
Victory's what you can't afford ford
While I'm swinging my diamond sword sword
Cos I am the lord lord
Lord of diamond sword swords
I got a patent on this victory
Good lord, every time you play slender
It's like hearing a grown man awake doing a self-vasectomy.
My names Peeewdiepie
In this episode
We're playing a game called "Toby Dies"
I got a great friend called stephano
And he's made of pure gold.
You better know a fe
Tobuscus Dictionary of Epicosity (EDIT 5-20-13)The Tobuscus Dictionary of Epicosity, First EditionTobuscus Dictionary of Epicosity (EDIT 5-20-13)7 months ago in Humor More Like This
By Joseph, John, (Justin and Maya)
This Dictionary of Epicosity includes Toby "Tobuscus" Joe Turner's most popular quotes, phrases, and made-up words. Next to each defined word or phrase is the source channel on YouTube where it can be heard.
Acknowledge - the only word that rhymes with college and knowledge. SOURCE: Tobuscus
Adult Heelys - Toby's favorite roller pair of shoes. SOURCE: TobyTurner
Allergies – SOURCE: Tobuscus
Annoying Orange – Toby Turner plays one of the few human characters on this show by Cartoon Network, based on a YouTube cartoon series. SOURCE: Toby
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 1The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
I walk up the isle. I'm beautiful and glowing in my white gown. The preacher says things that make the audience sigh and laugh and cry...
"Do you?" he asks.
"I do." I say.
Then we're walking back down the isle, and I see smiling faces chearing and clapping in joy. I look up at my new husband and suddenly my stomach drops into my feet.
He's tall, handsome, dark haired...his smile is charming and his voice is strong and deep as he murmurs something to me.
But my entire being is in shock because he's not the one I love. He's not who I wanted, he's not who I was supposed to marry! What is going on?
I rip my arm out of his and
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told Ch 22 FINALEWe're at vidcon. He convinced me to come with him since his fans pretty much hate it when he doesn't put me in his videos. I've played more video games than I have in my entire life in the past few months. I've also gotten pretty comfortable in front of the camera and I've learned how to edit videos so they look more professional.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told Ch 22 FINALE1 year ago in Humor More Like This
I pretty much have my own youtube account going pretty well with 200,000 subscribers, and now that I'm a youtube partner I don't have to keep grooming dogs, but I still do just because I really do like it.
It's five minutes till his onstage time, and he's pacing the floor.
"Are you...nervous?" I ask inquisitiv
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 1Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 11 year ago in Romance More Like This
"I'll be right back!!" I yell over my shoulder. "Good God." I mutter under my breath as soon as I'm a far enough distance away. I just wanted a moment out of that dark, musty, run down shack.
Not that the village is any better. It's not very big and there aren't very many people in it, but it stinks like the sewage of the entire kingdom collects right here. That's probably because of the live stock...
I told Madame Sloke that I was going out to sell some of my wares, but I lied. Today is the festival, and I have to start walking now if I'm going to make it to the city in time.
Coridale City surrounds the castle of the king, and today is t
Tobuscus Adventure of Epicosity part 1"Gryphon, it's lunch time!" called Tobuscus, rattling some dog food around in a bowl, "Come and get it!" He waited for a few moments, then rattled the dog food once more. Gryphon, his beloved shih tzu, did not come. "Gryphon?" he called again, leaving the kitchen to check Gryphon's bed. He found it empty. "Gryphzor?" Tobuscus called the dog's nickname, as he peeked into his bedroom. Still no sign of Gryphon. Next, Tobuscus ran into the living room and began searching everywhere. He even checked under the couch, on which a man with dark hair and a muscular frame sat.Tobuscus Adventure of Epicosity part 11 year ago in Humor More Like This
"What're you doing?" asked said man.
"Gabuscus!" said Tobuscus, sitting up,
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer ch 4Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer ch 44 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"This is the kitchen." Olga says blandly. She seems to still be in a bad mood after being ignored by the Demon.
She leads me into the opening of one of the buildings around the circular courtyard. This one is made of that pure black, shiny stone—and in the light of dawn it looks spectacular. It seems to have once been a stable, judging by the straw and dirt on the ground, but has been filled with wooden tables overflowing with little glass jars holding unknown creatures, large cauldrons with wicked looking concoctions bubbling inside them, and of course no actual "kitchen" things.
"So do you people actually eat?" I ask hopefully. My stoma
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told Epilogue"Steven! stop dillydallying!" Toby calls.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told Epilogue1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Steven rushes down the hospital hallway and grabs onto Toby's pant leg. He's three years old and he looks so much like Toby it's rediculous.
"Mamma, she here yet??" he asks hopefully, looking up at me with big blue eyes.
"Mhhmm." I say, smiling down at him. I'm actually shaking all over inside. I'm excited but I'm also scared. What if the mother decides to keep her?
Toby grabs my hand and squeazes it gently. I look up at him, thanking him for his support with my eyes.
We got the call about 45 minutes ago that Lily was going into labor. She found us about five months ago, through one of our f
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 3Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 310 months ago in Humor More Like This
I make my way down the spiral stairs. Each step echoes up through the descending tower and makes me jump a little. My nerves are tight and anything could send me running the hell back up the stairs. That resounding BOOM is louder now each time I hear it and even though I want to turn back my little light friends keep tugging excitedly at me, urging me to go on.
The stairs end and I find myself standing in an archway leading out into the open air. This is a strange castle, I think as I look around. Everything is ghostly and grey in the before dawn light.
The buildings that make up the castle seem to be mostly unconnected. Actually, it's more
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 3He waits for me to check out and then we walk out into the huge parking lot together.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 32 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Where's your car?" he asks.
"I rode the bus here." I explain.
"Ah, perfect! follow me." He stalks off, his legs carrying him faster than mine can carry me.
"Jeez, slow down! what are you on a quest or something?" I complain.
He responds by walking faster and singing the Indiana Jones theme-song. Wow...
He finds his car and opens the passenger door for me.
I hesitate. He notices and sighs.
"Why don't you want to get in my car? I'm not a creeper, you know."
"NO! no I know, I just...I really hate cars..." I scuff my foot on the dirty pavement bel
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 5I wake up to Toby's face inches from mine. I jump back, not remembering where I am. I realize I'm laying on his couch.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 51 year ago in Humor More Like This
"You saved my freaking life, Ariel. How can I repay you?" Toby says, flopping down on the couch. He almost sits on my legs, but I move just in time. He's changed into a Tobuscus Tshirt and jeans.
"You feel better then?" I ask, rubbing my eyes. I hate waking up. What time is it?
"Well, I'm still sick, but I'm not hallucinating anymore. So tha'ts good." he says.
"Hallucinating???" I ask.
"Well...I don't know what else to call it. I don't remember much from yesterday." he says bashfully.
"what do you mean you don't rememb
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 2"So, what do you do Ariel?" Toby asks me.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 22 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I'm a dog groomer." I reply, still walking faster than usual just to keep up with him.
"Sweet. You like it?" he inquires.
"It's not as fun as being a youtube partner, I'm sure, but I love doing it." I jab fun at his profession.
"Hey, this is hard work! I gatta play video games all day and then talk to a camera for a couple of minutes! HARD WORK." he grins mischievously.
I laugh, but I can't deny that I'm kind of jealous.
"Are you on youtube?" he asks.
"Meh, kind of. I have a vlog, but it's not too exciting." I really don't want him to see my channel for some reason...
"Cool cool." he sa
PrussiaxReader - Berenice's Hair Every day it was the same thing. You arrived in the planetarium at five p.m., a thick, yellow 5-subject college-ruled notebook in hand and wearing a blue windbreaker with two mechanical pencils and two pens. No matter if it was a weekday or weekend, summer or winter, it was always the same thing. After getting there, you would sit at a certain site and write down the information on the panel exactly in the second section of your notebook, then refer to a page in the first, then scribble something on a clean sheet in the third. The fourth and fifth sections contained drawings: the fourth had planets and constellations, while the fifth had galPrussiaxReader - Berenice's Hair1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 4He doesn't contact me again for two days straight. I'm trying to go on with my days as if nothing has changed, but every second I'm hoping he'll text, call, knock on my door, SOMETHING.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 41 year ago in Humor More Like This
"Unda da sea! Unda da sea!!!" my phone begins to sing. I try not to run to it. My hopes are not far up as I flip it open to check whose calling, but they soar when I see his name.
"Hello?" I answer, trying to sound casual.
"Heeeey." He groans on the other end.
"Toby? are you ok?" I ask.
"I'm sick. flu or something..." he mutters. He sounds like he just got run over by a truck.
"Oh no! I'm sorry..." I say.
"What you doin?" he asks sleepily.
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 14The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 141 year ago in Humor More Like This
WARNING: contains multiple swears!!! you've been warned.
Walking up the drive way brings back too many memories. The last time I was here was five years ago. I couldn't come back because of Brad, but honestly I didn't actually want to, so I was sort of glad for an excuse.
The last time I saw my parents in person was last Christmas. I could barely take them for a day.
"You seem tense." Toby remarks.
"No, really?" I scoff.
We're at the door and I stand there staring at it. For some reason I suddenly feel lonely--like the fifteen year old girl I used to be, staring out of these windows, wishing for something new.
Toby takes my hand in
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 6When I finally get home it's six o'clock in the evening. I did stay and play video games with Toby, but I just watched when he recorded sessions. He promised never to mention me again, and he was being way more careful than I thought necessary. When I was finally ready to drive myself home he hugged me goodbye.The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 61 year ago in Humor More Like This
This is weird. We aren't like...together, but I feel like we aren't just friends. I mean, we are. Wait. GAH!!
I don't know. I need to see him around his other friends. Especially his friends that are girls. What if he really IS gay??? That would be fine but...I guess I'd be a little disappointed...
A little??? scoffs a small, annoy
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 6Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 62 months ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
“What are you doing here???!?!” he roars, sounding not unlike the little demon boy.
His eyes are all black, even the whites, except for the pupils which seem to be flames of deep red. He’s baring his teeth at me, which are most definitely sharp—no doubt about it this time.
I shake my head, not able to speak, as I back away from him. He growls and comes after me.
I turn on my heals and run as fast as I can toward the exit, but he tackles me to the ground. He pins me on my back and his face is only inches from mine.
Please don’t eat me! I scream in my head. Do dragons eat people? I can’t remember the stori
The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 19The Cheesiest Story Ever Told CH 191 year ago in Romance More Like This
My doctor manages to peal Toby off of me after a few minutes and makes me sit back down in the wheel chair. Toby takes over pushing me around.
The doctor instructs me to take it easy for a while, not to lift anything heavy or do any exorcise. I'm all for that.
Toby takes me back to his house and carries me to my room. I feel so embarrassed and I insist that I can walk, but he is enjoying this way too much. He informs me that he'll be taking care of me just like I took care of him when he was sick.
"But really, I'm fine. Just a few bruises..." I say.
"Nonsense. You've had a horrible week. I'm going to make it better." he announces conf
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 9Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 92 weeks ago in Romance More Like This
(tobuscus's point of view)
“You’ve been distracted lately.” Sean says, helping me up off the church floor. I was never very good at alchemy, and once again a spell has exploded in my face. I think I might have been unconscious for a few seconds there.
“Yeah, well, you’d be distracted too if you were slowly turning into a beast.” I grumble at him. He rolls his eyes at me.
Truth is, that’s not what’s been occupying my thoughts. Although, these claws make it rather difficult to pick my nose.
It’s that girl. How did she get into my room? I almost regained control of myself before Sean burst
Stuck. Chapter 1 PewBuscusStuck.Stuck. Chapter 1 PewBuscus7 months ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 1: Join me.
-3- < Just to make this clear, this fanfiction is eventually going to be SLASH. Which mean guy on guy. The pairing between Pewdiepie and Tobuscus. My first fanfiction using the two. Wish me luck and I hope you all enjoy. The awesome riddle was created my little sister! Thanks, love you!!! All mistakes are mine. Sorry this chapters so friggin short d:
:: Disclaimer :: I do not own...Amnesia, Pewdie, or Toby. *pout*
:: Rating :: M
:: Warning :: Violence, Slash.
:: Pairing :: eventual Pewdiepie/Tobucus
:: Genre :: Romance, Horror, Supernatural (?), Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship.
::Summary:: ‘A map you se
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 8Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 81 month ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
It’s dark…I can barely see anything. I hear people coughing and children crying.
“It’s going to be fine, sweetheart. I won’t let anything happen to you.” She says.
I believe her.
Someone starts to scream. I clutch at her as she pulls me away from the screams. She puts her hands on my shoulders and tells me to listen very closely.
“I love you. I love you so much. You be a good girl.”
The ground shakes and my ears ring with an explosion.
I bolt upright in my bed and scream. My scream dies away as I realize I’m awake.
What was that?
Oh, of course. Sean and Tobuscus must be
Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 5Tobuscus: Demon Sorcerer CH 54 months ago in Drama More Like This
Slokes happen to be leaves that look like tulip stocks without the flower. Somehow they sense your hand before you touch them and in the blink of an eye retreat back into the soil. You have to catch them by surprise, I guess.
After an hour, I still haven't gotten the hang of it and my basket is empty.
"Screw this," I think in my head, "aren't I supposed to be a princess?" I stand up and brush off my beautiful dress. Amazingly it's only a little dirty—but it's still a shame to mess up such a luxurious thing. Now that I think of it, with Olga gone—will my magical wardrobe have gone with her? She did say she was leaving her "guardi