Jughead's True Love

This is from a real Archie comic.

Seriously, why would Jughead be watching Archie every night? He must be in love with Archie! It's one thing to dislike girls and always be around guys, but obviously he's obsessed. And it's a very nice touch bringing your best friend's girlfriend's father to join you. If I was Mr. Flieglaus (flyglass?), I'd call the police.