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1) For TFP Magnus, be sure to call him anything but sir and be as rude and snobbish as possible.
2) Inform G1 Magnus that he is obviously a child because he avoids responsibility like one and hands it off to freakin' Hot Rod (Rodimus Prime).
3) Ask any Ultra Magnus if he is really Optimus Prime's brother. If he says no, tell him that that's a relief since he's a loser and that would be embarrassing for the big OP. If he says yes, then snub him for being the unpopular brother who is nothing like his cool brother Optimus.
4) Ask Magnus if he is ultra in every way. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
5) Mock TFA Ultra Magnus for letting Shockwave kick his can. He's supposed to be some big shot Supreme Commander and elder 'bot filled with power and wisdoms of war, is he not?
6) Never heed TFP Magnus' warnings or his orders. In fact it's best to act like a bat-shit Wrecker 24/7.
7) Call him Optimus Prime. When he corrects you, state: "Oh yes, I forgot that Optimus is a winner and you're well, we don't need to get started do we?"
8) Get Wheeljack to steal the Hammer from him. Or pretty much anything. See how long it takes for him to snap.
9) Scoff RID Ultra Magnus for being so full of himself to think that he deserves the Matrix when he's not fit for the job. He's not good enough to be related to Optimus Prime and he's not good enough to be his brother's combiner partner.
10) Tell SG Magnus to see a dentist.
11) Whenever you see Ultra Magnus staring longingly at how 'robust' Optimus Prime has been, nudge his leg and say "Makes you feel rather... insignificant, don't it? He's probably bigger then you all 'round, if you get my drift~" [Kindly submitted by ~TCLindsay.]
12) When you talk to TFP Magnus, end every single word in your sentence with 'sir'. For example: "Well sir, I sir don't sir see sir what sir you're sir trying sir to sir get sir across sir." [Kindly submitted by ~ATalonByAnyOtherName.]
13) Ask if he know's Smokescreen is his love child. [Kindly submitted by ~PaxOrion.]
14) Be Wheeljack. [Kindly submitted by ~ParanoidSpy.]
15) When you see TFP Magnus, mock him with a cheeky, "Yes ma'am!" [Kindly submitted by ~Whozawhatcha.]
16) Tell TFP Magnus that Wheeljack just annoys him because he likes him. IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. [Kindly submitted by ~Whozawhatcha.]
17) Every time G1 Magnus starts to give you an order, put up your hand and say, "I can't deal with this right now." [Kindly submitted by ~Whozawhatcha.]
18) Ask TFP Magnus to play a game of lob with you. [Kindly submitted by ~Whozawhatcha.]
19) Throw a dummy grenade in the room and shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" and see how fast TFP Magnus quarantines you. [Kindly submitted by ~Whozawhatcha.]
20) Blare MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This" and follow TFP Magnus around doing the hammer dance while shouting, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" [Kindly submitted by ~Whozawhatcha.]
21) Have MTMTE Rodimus appear on TFP to make Ultra Magnus look less than superior! [Kindly submitted by =redconvoy.]
22) Interrupt TFP Ultra Magnus with questions. Especially if you're a fleshie. [Kindly submitted by
arst-Llah.]23) Place a "Kick Me" sign on his aft. [Kindly submitted by ~Vicks-Ryokenichi.]
24) Paint TFP Ultra Magnus' ship pink and spread feathers and tar over the ships driver seat. [Kindly submitted by ~Vicks-Ryokenichi.]
25) Call TFA Ultra Magnus a wannabe Thor. [Kindly submitted by ~Vicks-Ryokenichi.]
