Dirk x Reader: One SentenceIt’s bad. Shit. What to do? Smuppets! Dirk you genius. Everybody love smuppets! Why are you crying louder? Please, stop. Ugh. You little dick, shut up! What to do? What to do? Who knows how to take care of children?Dirk x Reader: One Sentence9 hours ago in General Fiction More Like This
With crying Dave under his arm, Dirk took his phone. He quickly opened his contact list.
No. No. No. She hates children. No. She’s a child herself. Dave, please, stop crying! Wait! Neighbor. I can hear children’s voices from her apartment almost every weekend. I saw her with baby in her arms. And it wasn’t crying! Shut up, Dave! What was her name? [Name]? I think so. How many times did we talk? Once? Twic