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Captain Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk here, I’m captain of the Enterprise At my hands, this blonde-haired bitch is gonna meet his demise I hook up with hot alien women and you kissed your own sister I spit burns so hot, Vader won’t be the only one who looks crisper I’ve traveled the stars, gone where none have gone before While you’re too busy fighting stupid pointless wars You’re just a whiny little brat with daddy issues Stop crying boy, here, have yourself some tissues Luke Skywalker: A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away A tight-shirt wearing captain reached the end of his days Let’s try your li

Chapter 12 After looking at the writing, he was thinking of going to find the others, but since he's so far away, he has to wait at the windmill, then he could hear a engine's whistle, and he could see Thomas pulling up with Lewis, Dylan, Dolly and Rita. Thomas: Jarred! Jarred: Thomas! Thomas: Oh, thank throttles you're safe. Then, Lewis, Rita, Dylan and Dolly climbed out of Thomas's cab. Rita: There you are. Lewis: We had been looking for you. Jarred: Sorry, I went to Kirk Ronan to look for the lost engine, I was about to cross the viaduct there, but Diesel 10 found me and threaten to drop me down into the river. Dylan: Oh no! He di

______________________________ Chapter Twelve _______________________________ They are all waiting with bated breath. The crowd mills anxiously around the finish line, spreading down to cover the last kilometer of the route. Anxiety rolls down the columns in waves, as overanxious spectators mistakenly sound the alarm. The finalists have not quite rounded the final bend. The Vulcan High Council and the Bridge crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise are given front row privileges, with a perfect view of the finish line. The excitement in the air is palpable, and surprisingly enough there is even a hint of the emotion emanating from the Vulcans. Every

Hello and welcome to FILLERVISION, where time is wasted. Hey everyone, guess what? STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS ARRIVES THIS FRIDAY!!! So naturally, in celebration of the new film, you’d think I’d review one of the previous 6 (well, 7 with the Clone Wars animated movie...Well, then there’s the Holiday Special...and then the two Ewok movies...Jesus, how did everyone forget that we were already at 6 films in the late 80s? Great, now we have to recount!) to tie into the new film, right?!? ...No. No I’m not. Because let’s face it, I’ve got nothing else to say where nearly everyone else has gone on and on on t

It had been three years since the murder of the King and Queen; three years that Auru and Ashei had forcefully taken control of Saia— three miserable bitter years. Auru and his wife held very strict control over the Princess, even stricter with their punishments; a sneeze had once earned her 5 lashes from a willow wand. The Zara couple held the princess in constant supervision, hiring a guard just to keep the Princess in line and in her room at all times unless Auru or Ashei said otherwise. Though the Princess hardly thought him to be a proper guard, he couldn't be much older than she was. The Princess was alone, any friends that she ha

209. Vexx and the Closed Portal Moat Cross: With Rafts Olmec: Before you is a raft floating in the moat tied to a pole on your side. When Kirk gives the signal, get on the raft and swim your way to the other side. Once there, the partner must pull the raft back and cross the same way. When both players are out of the water, run over and hit the gong. (Kirk hits the Silver Snakes' gong) The first four teams to hit their gongs will go on to the next round! Legend Olmec: The fiercest warrior in the planetary remains of Astara was Vexx. After his oppressor the Shadowraith Dark Yabu murdered his grandfather Vargas, he managed to sneak out of the

Oh. My. God. If I go to one more college band gig and I hear one more cover of Master of Puppets, I'm going to go ballistic. Metallica did not write Whiskey In a Jar. Kirk Hammett is a sloppy fuck, not a shredding god. And James Hetfield is an uptight bastard, not a rock on bad ass. Learn your music, folks. A band is not godly because they can recreate the same sound over and over and over and over and over again. A band is not ultimate because every jackass on the planet, including Avril Lavigne, can do a cover of their song. (By the way, Avril Lavigne's cover of Fuel? A whole rant on its own.) Forget mainstream, mainstream has nothing

Hello and welcome back to How to Fanfiction, a guide that cannot be used to change a car tire. Today, we're going to cover characters. Your challenge for today is to write a coherent story starring all of these characters. Characters can make or break a story. Good characters - the Sherlock Holmeses, the Luke Skywalkers and the Indiana Joneses - stick in the public consciousness. Meanwhile, the likes of Scrappy-Doo and Jar-Jar Binks have been deservingly consigned to the scrapheap of mockery and ridicule, right next to Coca Cola with Lemon. A good balance of characters is key to a good story. This is why most stories do not have thirty-six

STAR TREK MEETS HOGAN’S HEROES    Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship ‘Enterprise’. It’s five year mission to explore strange, new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!    The bridge was dark. Quiet too,except for a few beeping sounds that came from the panels and counters covered in buttons. ‘Someone down in engineering had better get the lights on,’ a crew man thought as they stumbled onto the bridge, ‘or everyone is going to be tripping over everything.’ Just then, they stumbled over a chair and went cr

As a fan of science fiction in general, I am often recommended to watch the old and revered science fiction series, “Star Trek”. Many friends of mine, ranging from classmates, to gaming-friends, to even my professors at school, love the TV series and recommend it to me. Since they often spot me with Star Wars, Transformers, Halo, or Gundam paraphernalia, they figure me for a science fiction man, and with me often talking about science fiction games in public with my friends, they want me to go see Star Trek and see what my reaction to it will be. And to be honest, my opinion is rather……..mixed. There’s parts of