I am not a clever pony,
I am not a graceful beast;
I will never earn a medal,
I will always be the least.
Though my voice is rough and stumbling,
Peace on wings of silver glides;
While you point and laugh and whisper,
In my heart my passion hides.
Bubble wrap became vocation
With my clumsiness revealed;
Taking letters, bringing parcels,
Life, career, and future sealed.
When you ask what keeps me going
Under sun and weather vile,
Watch the eye that sees my darlings
When you wonder why I smile.
When I fly on by, mares be looking at my weird eyes
I crash into things, flying upside-down like a total ditz, yeah
This is how I roll, bubble print, flank outta control,
It's Derpy with the blonde mane
And like Celestia I rule Equestria
Colt look at that pony [x3]
I derp out
Colt look at that pony [x3]
I derp out
When I trot in the spot, this is what I see, ok
Everypony stops and they staring at me
I got a muffin in my hooves and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm derpy and I know it [x2]
When I'm posting mail, dropping them parcels and leaving a trail
When I'm helping out, wrapping up winter and moving th