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I was in town shopping one day and there was this Pinnochio themed store that just opened in town. And boy, was this amazing! They had not only the original source material, all the puppets used, and cuckoo clocks of all sorts, but they had outfits for all the characters in the film - Jiminy Cricket, Foulfellow, Pinnochio, just to name a few! The one I wanted the most was either Jiminy Cricket or Foulfellow, and this was too hard to choose too. I grabbed the Jiminy Cricket outfit, which came complete with the top hat and gloves, and purchased it, taking it home with me. Me: “This is great!” Little did I know that this costume along with the others there were magic! So I made it home, and changed out of my normal clothes into the costume, starting with the pants, and the tan shirt. As I put those on, I felt wiser for some reason. I put the white sleeve cuffs on too, and the yellow cravat. And felt even more weirder, as my eyes enlarged, changing color in the process. Me: “Why do I